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ILL USE AJAX TO DYNAMICALLY LOAD OBSCURE CSS HACKS THAT ONLY WORK ON NIGHTLY OPERA BUILDS EVERY 2 SECONDS AND DISPLAY THE PROGRESS AS A 3D GRADIENT WITH A SHADOW OVERCAST ONTO THE ACTUAL CONTENT, WHICH MOVES BY IN A TAG LIKE A NEWS TICKER BECAUSE IT LEAVES ENOUGH SPACE FOR THE BRAVEHOST HIT COUNTER THAT IVE HAD SINCE 1995 THAT IS SYNCED CONSTANTLY WITH MY TRACKER SERVER VIA AJAX IN ORDER TO CHECK THE ACCURACY OF BRAVEHOST SO THAT I CAN WITE AN ARTICLE ON BLOGSPOT ABOUT HOW BRAVEHOST SUCKS AND SUBMIT IT TO DIGG IN A TOP TEN LIST OF FAILURE WEB SERVICES SO THAT I CAN ARGUE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION WITH A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS ON THINGS NO ONE CARES ABOUT BUT THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALMOST LIKE I HAVE FRIENDS SO I CAN POST ABOUT MY SOCIAL LIFEON MY BLOG WITH THE AJAX AND THE HITCOUNER AND MY EMOSPACE SITE ABOUT HOW IM DOING BETTER SINCEI CUT MY WRISTS AND SURVIVED DUE TO DOING IT WRNG BUT IT MAKES ME HARDCORE SINEC IM DOING IT USING UBUNTU 8.04 WHICH MAKES ME A 1337 HAX0R BECAUSEI CAN USE 'SED' IN THE TERMINAL BY PASTING THE HELP I GOT ON UBUNTU FORUMS AND SET MY BACKGROUND TO SHINY SHIT TO MATCH MY MYSPACE PAGE WHILE BROWSING DEFCON FORUMS AND MAKING POSTS ABOUT MY AWESOME NEW BATCH SCRIPTS BUT THE OTHER MEMBERS AREJELOUS OF MY SKILL AND CALL ME A NOOB SO I CALL THEM A FLAMING FAGGOT AND CUT MYSELF TO THE TUNE OF WHEN I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BECAUSE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS SO COOL AND IT MAKES A GOOD SOUNDTRACK TO MY YOUTUBE VIDEO OF LOLCATS ^____^ SUPER KAWAII FROM ICANHASCHEEZBURGER (BEST SITE EVAR) THUS SHOWING MY PERSONAL SIDE TO PICK UP THE COOL GIRL EVEN THOUGH I CAN ONLY GET FAT FURRIES BUT IM OK WITH FURRY ITS JUST A FETISH AND OMG ANOTHER POST ENDING IN XXXX THREAD ON my OCTOFUCKER POTATO CANNON /b/ I BETTER GO MAKE 80 POSTS SO THAT HE NAMES HIS DOG I C WEENER SO I CAN MAKE FURRY ART ON DEVIANT ART STARRING MYSELF AND I C WEINER THAT WILL BE REPOSTED FOR YEARS ON FCHAN AND IMPRESS MY IRL BOYFRIEND WHO NO ONE KNOWS IS REALLY A GIRL BECAUSE IM ONLY BI ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE ITS SUPER COOL AND BECAUSE IT GOES WITH MY INTERNET SUPER HEROE PERSONA OF FIGHTING THE CHURCH OF $CIENTOLOGY :)