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Operation Sly Fawkes

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Operation Sly Fawkes

Operation Sly Fawkes is a developing raid of epic proportions against one of the most prominent contributors to the sea of bullshit media that the United States is drowning in. Fox conducts itself much like an angry, pimple-faced teenager when they're challenged, and like a massive hairy Goliath covered in oil with machine guns when they're somehow at an advantage. They bitch and moan about liberal media bias and hypocrisy, while actually making any liberal media bias look as harmless as milk and cookies. Fox News is the unlulziest troll ever to exist. They don't actually realize that they're trolling? Somebody alert the media! Oh, wait...

Moralfaggotry?

Faggots. There may very well be a hint shitstorm of moralfaggotry here, but do not fret, gentlemen. Exploding vans, corruption of LOL, Hackers on Steroids, Internet Hate machine...need I go on? Fox is a lulz factory, and the national channel reaching it's skinny, angry, radically conservative arms around America could be made to deliver a message from us without too much prying. Attacking Fox and watching the response is a deep well full of the quenching waters of lulz, and we must tap into it regardless of whether or not a few conservatrolls newfags label us moralfags.

Targets

1. Sean "The Manatee" Hannity

Sean Hannity is a hate filled little brat bitch. He grew up a privileged, wealthy Catholic in an area of New York City where you'd be hard pressed to find a black guy nigger who wasn't Michael Steele. His show promotes the worst of radical conservative hate-mongering. Anything from calling Obama a terrorist to bashing minorities, you name it.

2. Bill "Billo The Clown" O'Reilly

Plain and simple. Bill needs no introduction to Anonymous.

3. Ann(tichrist) Coulter who supports the United States going on new crusades to convert Muslims to Christianity (Lulzy maybe... But she doesn't work for FOX) (But she is a regular guest on Bill Orly, and other FOX shows)

Retarded attention whore

4. Glenn Beck - (That guy who's not Rush Limbaugh but is a chubby conservative prescription junkie. The other junkie.)

Glenn Beck is a recovering drug addict, a chubby faggot fatass, a fake libertarian, and a guy who wears sneakers with a suit. Do you really need to know more than that?

5. Megyn Kelley

Designated Camwhore

Dox

Bill O'Reilly
Show Phone Number: 1-888-369-4762
Home Address: 33 Shore Dr. Manhasset, NY 11030 (confirmed) 40°48'31.60"N, 73°42'31.36"W (confirmed)
(unconfirmed email addresses) oreilly@foxnews.com
bill.oreilly@foxnews.com

Sean Hannity
Email Address (Not Confirmed): hannity@foxnews.com
Home Address: 27 Sea Crest Dr. Huntington, NY 11743 (confirmed) 40°55'49.18"N, 73°25'59.62"W (confirmed)
Facebook: http://www.new.facebook.com/SeanHannity
Contact form on website (not sure who the fuck actually reads this): http://anonym.to/http://www.hannity.com/contactus.asp

Ann Coulter
Home Address:
Email Address:

Glenn Beck
Home Address: ??? Ponus Ridge, New Canaan, CT 06840 41°10'6.27"N, 73°32'28.77"W (confirmed and with a 6 foot fence around to keep him in)
Email Address: me@glennbeck.com

Megyn Kelley
Email Address (Could use a more personal one): americasnewsroom@foxnews.com

Greta Van Susteren
Home Address:
Email Address (Also better to have a more personal one): ontherecord@foxnews.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500044362&hiq=greta%2Cvan%2Csusteren
Twatter: http://www.twitter.com/gretawire
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/foxgretavansusteren rape.
you gonna get it

Target bios:
http://anonym.to/?http://www.foxnews.com/bios/index.html

Courtney Friel Harris Faulkner Anita McNaught Kim McIntyre
Julie Banderas Juliet Huddy Domenica Davis Amanda Walker
Catherine Herridge Page Hopkins Jill Dobson Anna Botting
Linda Vester Lis Wiehl Suzanne Sena Heather Nauert
Alisyn Camerota Dari Alexander Ainsley Earhardt Mary Cavanaugh
Jackie Gutfeld Marny Cavanaugh Katherine Creag
Laurie Dhue E.D. Hill Ashley Nix Anna Gilligan
Jane Skinner Claudia Cowan Lucy Noland Luanne Sorrell
Lauren Green Anita Vogel Laura Ingle Allison Costarene
Caroline Shively Jennifer Griffin Arthel Neville Ursula Errington
Carol McKinley Brenda Buttner Kristen Sullivan Marianne Silber
Angela McGlowan Martha MacCallum Cheryl Nelson Fawn Boyd-Vigil
Brigitte Quinn Patti Ann Browne Carol Iovanna Dr. Georgia Witkin
Alicia Acuna Amy Kellogg Peggy Kuo Sarah Hughes
Kitty Logan Julie Kirtz Rebecca Santana Kimberly Guilfoyle-Newsom
Terry Keenan Molly Henneberg Reena Ninan Gretchen Carlson
Dana Blanton Brooke Alexander Courtney Kealy Janice Dean
Uma Pemmaraju Molly Line Donna Fiducia Lisa Bernhard
Meredith Whitney Megyn Kelly Rudi Bakhtiar Jamie Colby
Malini Bawa Rachel Amatt

The Plan (TO-DO)

(not in any order)

  • PROTIP: Get /b/lackup and call his show. Ask about battletoads and make it sound like it's some sort of environmentalist group.
  • Someone post a video on Jewtube demanding that Bill O'Reilly/Glenn Beck quit. Those two are their highest rated, either (A. That's probably not gonna happen and we pwn them or (B. It does for some strange reason and Fox loses a metric shitton of money. Either way, lulz. Also, Goatse.
  • DOX DOX AND MOAR DOX NEEDED!  We need to make it so unpleasant for fox news reporters that they quit! We should not stop until we see a head anchor step down at the minimum.
  • Vandalize polls, post results for lulz or rage
  • Attack/troll sites they mention and support, when words gets around that whatever they mention goes down, their shit stops to spread
  • Massive e-mail campaign to various shows, hit one show on one day, another the next
  • Psy-Ops the forums and TV hosts.
  • Someone definitely needs to use the "fake garage sale on Craig's List" on Mr. Hannity. Let the lulz ensue.
  • Search the info on the wifes of this guys, then post on Craig's list ad "Married woman looking for sex" post the name, address and phone number.
  • Spam their comment section with casual links to last measure.
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