LOLCODE

Useless, don't bother with it, but if you're that retarded to use this all 10 or so actual commands are on lolcode.com. If you really wanna know, it's based on LOLCATS. a "Hello world" of this would be:

HAI
CAN HAS STUDIO?
VISIBLE "Hello World, this programming language sucks ass"
KTHXBAI

Really, it's not as bad as you might think, it's just useless in that it is exactly like C with the syntax changed around.