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Tenshi Hinanawi edited this page Apr 19, 2012 · 1 revision

by the Jolly Roger

Ingredients

  • A disk
  • Scissors
  • White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)
  • Clear nail polish

Recipe

  • Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)
  • Remove the cotton covering from the inside.
  • Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the matchpowder!)
  • After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.
  • Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture
  • Let it dry
  • Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).
  • When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try and fix THAT!!!

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