Free Hal Turner
When he's not busy jakin to hitlers pix he's doing what?
The people we're trolling are threefold:
- Liberals who will BAAAWW at someone wanting to release an OMG RACIST
- Tea-partiers who don't want to be called racists by association
- The media, who are less being trolled than being used (I'm sure they're used to this by now)
The more seriously they take our claim of the Jewish oppression of Turner, the more lulzy. Therefor, some amount of subtlety is required in this troll. Keep in mind that when dealing with racism, Poe's Law applies.
Start by mailing family.of.hal.turner@gmail.com and telling them about our support, so we get official.
In writing, you will need to fit the mindset of the white, upper-middle class businessmen racists who support Hal Turner. Keep the following in mind:
- The persecution of Hal Turner is the result of Jews in the media, Jews in the courts, and the Kenya-born Jew called Obama
- Jews run everything
- Jews are behind both capitalism and communism
- Blacks are all violent, put emphasis on the idea of the "Brown Insanity"
- Mexicans are taking our jobs
- Gays did 9/11 and Katrina by making God angry
- Hal only exercised his 1st amendment rights
- The country is under threat by Jews, the Free Masons, the Illuminati, and Blacks, and they are doing this through reparations and socialism
- Ron Paul and Rand Paul are both pretty fucking awesome
- Fox News is the good underdog, even though it is actually the most watched (read: opposite of underdog) news network
We should make a legitimate-looking website calling for his release, dressed in american-style 'tea party' rhetoric, and with links to liberal things like 'free mumia'. Then send a link with some copypasta to the news, and blame it on stormfront.
AnonTalk also has lots of racist pedofucks.
Listen to some of his shit so you have an idea and sound believable.