Ubersite
Ubersite is a site on which "bored at work" type users can post stor--- You know what, fuck it. They claimed to have invented cat macros, and that's all you need to know. A righteous raping began mid-June 2007, but has calmed down since then. If the site wasn't dead before raep (spoiler: it was), then it's definitely dead now.
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Bart Cilfone - Thief, Charlatan, Wannabe Internet Celebrity
This document is the result of extensive research by the private infosec firm CHAN ENTERPRISES, LLC., conducted under extensive private funding provided by Eric Bauman and Max Goldberg and their associates.
On Cilfone's resume he claims that he is interested in "making a difference"[1], touching. His contributions to the world include a glorified pastebin called ubersite, a portal that could be recreated in 5 minutes with any popular web framework. His contributions to free software is limited to a single 1 line patch to slashcode[2].
It is curious how Bart Cilfone's ratings on social networking sites suddenly slide from "hottest" on ubersite to completely unnoticed when he hits places digg and slashdot [3][4]. His comments are a testament to the fact he is really is just another chicane throwing useless information into the tubes.
Cilfone isn't just your average, egocentric aspie -- He is an utter, complete charlatan; A lousy programmer. A person who demands credit and praise that simply is unwarranted. He attempts to be an internet celebrity, but at the same time he barely is keeping us interested enough to write this. But we feel it our our duty to the interwebs. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
For a fraud, it's surprising how adamant he is about forcing himself in the public light (bcilfone, Cilfone Entertainment, etc.). Since most of his fanbase are people temporarily fixated to his site at the time, no one except 4chan really bothered to call the guy out for the idiot he is.
Full Name: Bart Richard Cilfone
Online alias: bcilfone
DOB: 10/02/1975
Political Affiliation: Democrat
Addresses:
2910 N HALSTED ST
CHICAGO, IL. 60657 #2 / #2910 (current residence)
Cilfone Entertainment
3023 N. Clark St. #610 (business mail)
3246 N Clifton Ave.
Chicago, Il. 60657
N531 NEWTON AVE.
Glen Ellyn, Il. 60137
(Cilfone, like most pedophiles, keeps his phone numbers strictly unpublished.)
Known relatives:
Nicholas Frank Cilfone
Michelli C Cilfone
Michelle C Cilfone
Carlene Adel Cilfone
Frank N Cilfone
Nick Cilfone
Businesses:
Cilfone Entertainment, LLC. registered in Illinois
Former Employers:
AOL Music Now, ScreamDesign.com, EDP Contracting Services, Lockheed Martin
Education:
University of Illinois - Urbana Champaign
Websites:
http://www.ubersite.com - pastebin w/ comments
http://www.boredatwork.com - digg in 1996.
http://www.interprep.com/
http://www.uber.fm/
Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/bcilfone
Crimes:
80GB+ Pedophilia collection, Claiming to have invented cat macros.
- ^ http://cilfone.com/resume.html
- ^ http://www.slashcode.com/articles/00/03/30/2319243.shtml
- ^ http://slashdot.org/~bcilfone
- ^ http://reddit.com/user/bcilfone/
- In case you feel like raiding, vampire raep works great since they have lots of large images to leech.
- There are several methods to find large images:
- Click on a few topics, pick a few fat images and let it rip.
- Use Black Widow to get the site's file structure and pick the largest files.