Update some SLAs and the prize you could win

A gift card is way more useful (and easier to arrange) than an iPod.

src/_includes/layouts/home.njk

@@ -37,10 +37,10 @@
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       <li class="article article--placeholder">
         <div class="article--title">
-          <h3>Coming soon: On the velocity of Digital Principles</h3>
+          <h3>Coming soon: I hit myself on the head again and it hurts</h3>
         </div>
-        <div class="article--date"><time datetime="2022-08">in August</time></div>
-        <p>Does authority eat principles for breakfast?? Subscribe to be the first to know.</p>
+        <div class="article--date"><time datetime="2025">in 2025</time></div>
+        <p>I keep doing the same thing; why do I keep getting the same outcome? Subscribe to be the first to know.</p>
       </li>
     </ul>
   </div>

src/pages/about.md

@@ -43,17 +43,17 @@ Because “[Maple Story](https://maplestory.nexon.net/landing)” was already ta
 
 ### What happens if I subscribe?
 
-Expect great content in your inbox every 2-4 weeks!
-Also, if you are my 1 thousandth subscriber, you win an iPod!!
+Expect great content in your inbox 2-4 times a year!
+Also, if you are my 1 thousandth subscriber, you win an Amazon gift card!!
 
-### I mean, what happens to my data if I subscribe?
+### What happens to my data if I subscribe?
 
 I am using [Buttondown](https://buttondown.email/features/privacy) for the mailing list. If you subscribe, you will get emails from me sometimes. If you unsubscribe, you are gone.
 
-### Are you serious about the iPod?
+### Are you serious about the gift card?
 
 Yes.
 
-### What if I continually subscribe and then unsubscribe to keep increasing my chances of winning the iPod?
+### What if I continually subscribe and then unsubscribe to keep increasing my chances of winning the gift card?
 
 No, that is not allowed.