This is an open source clone of the PDF worksheet put together by Polygon and Brian David Gilbert that answers the eternal question, "If I was a Hideo Kojima character, what would my name be?"
All credit for the original generator to BDG and Polygon.
Credit to @Twittermancer and @PapaRoebuck for pointing out a bug in the original code that made the generator forget your "Old" condition.
Application built using Laravel and Bootstrap because I'm too lazy to write code in pure PHP these days.