PSA: Add this code to your main script to fix all your bugs

[akien-mga]

Godot version:
Godot 2.1.x, 3.0.x and master branch.

OS/device including version:
All OSes and all users affected.

Issue description:
It has come to my attention that many users are experiencing bugs in their projects, all of which can (presumably) be fixed by running this simple method:

func new_day(relax = true):
	var date = OS.get_date()
	if date.month == 5 and date.day == 8:  # May 8th
		var reduz = get_node("/root/alpaca")
		reduz.congratulate("Happy birthday!")
		if relax:
			reduz.work_schedule[date].free()  # Holiday!
		return "🎉"

I strongly encourage you all to try it out today.

Steps to reproduce:

1. Log in to IRC, #godotengine-devel on Freenode
2. Ping @reduz and spam him with congratulations

Caution: May increment the age of your alpacas, turning them eventually into wise alpacas:
»»

[himaghnam]

@reduz Happy birthday Sir Alpaca!

[LikeLakers2]

Happy birthday, @reduz!

[AlexHoratio]

@reduz Happy birthday!

[bojidar-bg]

Happy birthday!

It seems to me that tomorrow this issue would be a duplicate of #9303.

[SatishGodaPearl]

Happy Birthday @reduz :) May all your wishes come true.

[rubenjavier]

Happy birthday ;-D
nice code snippet
Feliz cumpleaños!

[akien-mga]

Closing as old. :þ