So I didn't feel like using OpenOffice, and thought my website looked slide-ish enough, so I turned it into this, and here we are.
Here's how it works:
# This is an example slide
~~~
# This is a second slide
- Here is a bullet point
- Here is another one
- An inner bullet point
~~~
# Third slide
1. Ordered list
<i>random HTML can be put here</i>
Then just
$ python3 slides.py infile.md outfile.html