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robotfindschicken v1.-1.420

A Galloschematic clone of beloved robotfindskitten.

Frequently asked questions

Oh dear. What is it good for?

Glad you asked! It

  • Is a perfect conversation topic for the daily 11 o’clock talk by the water cooler.
  • Soothes, cleanses and heals the soul, and immanentises the eschaton.
  • Is a great Xmas gift for small children with an affinity for fowl.
  • Makes for a great summer adventure to look back and reminisce about three decades from now.
  • Keeps your seat warm at the church on a chilly Sunday while you stay home and enjoy an IPA.
  • Makes de Gaulle flee to resort towns in Germany.
  • Contributes to global warming.
  • Creates new job opportunities.
  • Absolutely destroys you at beer pong.†

I sure would love to “play” this “game”!

Why you’re in luck today! You just need to chicken-install -s ncurses to obtain the bindings, mkdir build here and build it with make all, and bam! Bob’s your uncle! Then you can just ./rfc and enjoy the ride. Bon voyage!

My my, I believe I just found chicken!

Well done, old sport! Well done!

†: May or may not actually do any of the stated things. Consult your doctor and their pineal gland to find out whether robotfindschicken is the right treatment for your spiritual needs.