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@Hexagon1296 stop overplaying the severity of me calling you a male karen istfsm, im sorry. Please forgive me. I won't call you a male karen again, evidenced by the fact that I haven't done so in eleven months. (You're still annoying though, which is why I originally called you a male karen, but then again most middle schoolers are annoying lol, I'm kinda annoying too) Also, your version of the HTS isotopic table is fake because it's full of errors. I'm working on a fixed version (with new things like decay methods) that will be shared when I get unbanned on Scratch and HTS on March 31, 2025, though if you don't want to wait that long to see my fixed version I will post the .sb3 file to https://github.com/ImmediateMurderProfessionals/The-H-isotopic-table-but-it-doesn-t-suck-ass/tree/main when I finish it (which will be long before the aforementioned March 31, 2025). As for doxxing Blue, I've apologized like {10, 10, 10, 10} times, i wasn't trying to doxx blue, I was trying to compliment him, I didn't know commenting his hometown was bad (I'm fine with people saying that I live in Coopersburg, PA), and was also a decent amount more immature than I am now. I won't doxx Blue again. (Fun fact: the project https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/845558931/ also had Blue's hometown on it but I removed it after getting banned). Please forgive me for my actions (This goes to other H makers too), and stop deleting my comments. Can we be friends? Oh, and I also might start playing Portal soon. I've wanted to play Portal since like 2021, I just said it was mid because I didn't like you. Oh, and people that call me "Zombcraft" or "delusional" should stop. I hate being called that!

AND NO YOU CAN'T CENSOR MY NAME IN HTS YOU &#%@!

(Here's a preview of my fixed version of the Hsotopic table btw, and sorry but I had to made Hx-30 unstable because scientific accuracy (odd-odd nuclides aren't stable past Z=7), but I did make it have a half-life of 907,371,086 years, so Hx-30 is still found in nature but in smaller quantities because most of it has decayed into Ic-30 or Li-30, but Hx-30 isn't as common as the stable Hx-29 and Hx-31)

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Hi! I am BombCraft, and this is my unfinished README.md/bio!

(If you're confused, "istfsm" in my status means "I swear to flying spaghetti monster" because I don't believe in a god but I need something to swear to so I chose FSM because I like pasta)

Why the FUCK did GD Cologne block me

Counters until notable dates:

Days until my family goes on vacation in Florida: 3

Days until I begin high school: 82

Days until the baseball season ends: 115

Days until Halloween: 147

Days until you will vote for Biden (provided you are 18+ and from the US): 152

Days until Thanksgiving: 175

Days until Christmas: 202

Days until 2025: 209

Days until I become old enough to have sex in Denmark: 297

Days until I get unbanned from both Scratch and HTS: 299

Days until I become old enough to drive: 662

Days until I graduate high school: 1458

I plan to start modding Cookie Clicker (I actually suck ass at JS, but I am good at pattern recognition which I could prob use to add new upgrades and achievements and shit like that)

Quote wall:

"Sure! I like doing anything!" -Serial Designation N, 2021

"One of the worst things you can do, even worse than rape or mutilation or shit like that, is leave this world behind. Really, the only worse thing you can do is remove someone else from this world. It's very unfortunate that all of us are going to end up having to leave this world behind someday, because again, leaving this world is the second worst thing you can do." -BombCraft, 2024

"I play chess for fun, and just hope that I don’t blunder because that would be disastrous..." -BCMGF1137/19themarketableplushie, 2023

"Nonsense is a form of art." -BombCraft, 2024

"At the end of the day your brain is just a meat computer in a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot! You think the world makes sense? Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense! Think about it!" -🥚, 2024

"I'll have the Neapolitan Cappuccino, more cappu than ccino, make sure it has no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure that they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put foxy or roxy, I hate that. BREATH If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto, please use soy milk with 2 blonde shots of Affrogato AND Ristretto! I'd also love 3 Vanilla pumps at the very bottom then, add the coffee after. then-" -Moxxie "Possum" Knolastname, 2021

"Poetry makes me want to kill myself." -BombCraft, 2024

"Steal like an artist." -My 7th grade art teacher, 2022

"It's called Super Smash Bros because I want to smash Pit and/or Dark Pit" -BombCraft, 2024

"Scratch Team do their actual job challenge (impossible)" -Hexagon, 2024 (This is the only thing Hexagon has ever said that is factually correct)

"I'm better in bed than my viewers." -Chess Simp, 2025

"I want Sir Pentious to be a slithering tryhard in bed with me" -Gooseworx, 2018

"The belief that I am delusional is a delusion in and of itself" -BombCraft, 2024

"You can do anything in art, as long as it works." -STAR Reading Test, 1996

"Never believe anything you hear on the internet." -George Oregon, First King of the United Provinces, 1492

"Using either github or replit as a 12 year old violates the terms of service of either site. I strongly recommend you drop the topic." -Reinhardt-C, 2024

"More coming soon!" -BombCraft, 2024

WE TURNING EVERYTHING INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES WITH THIS ONE always has been (1)

The H periodic table: Screenshot 2024-05-14 at 12 28 33 PM

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    Welcome to the official H: The Series website, now on GitHub!

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  2. Oshawott-Skinning-Inc.-Official-Website Oshawott-Skinning-Inc.-Official-Website Public

    Have to manually import every file because idk how tf this works

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  3. The-Turnip-News-Network The-Turnip-News-Network Public

    Oshawott Skinning Inc's parody of satire news site The Onion: https://theonion.com (it's blocked on my school computer wtf)

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    My github.io page, duh

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  5. Eaglercraft-Math-Game Eaglercraft-Math-Game Public

    Old version of minecraft for everyone to play. Original by @Lax1Dude (original cannot be played because DMCA takedown iirc)

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  6. My-Geometry-Dash-Profile My-Geometry-Dash-Profile Public

    Welcome to my Geometry Dash profile! (My username is BombCraft2010 in Geometry Dash, if you want to check my levels out)

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