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+Foreword<br />
+About the Editors<br />
+About the Artist<br />
+Acknowledgments<br />
+Introduction<br />
+How to Use This Book<br />
+Bling Bling Strategies For The New Economy<br />
+Why George F. Will?<br />
+Lube Warning<br />
+Jon’s Wife<br />
+Spare Us The Cutter<br />
+Interview with Wil Wheaton of Wil Wheaton Dot Net<br />
+1999<br />
+Last Night At The Grocery Store<br />
+Darth Vader Made Me Cry<br />
+Alabama Hamilton<br />
+Interview with Heather Armstrong of Dooce<br />
+“DID HE DO IT?”<br />
+Romance<br />
+Celebrity<br />
+Interview with Choire Sicha of Choire Sicha Dot Com<br />
+Known In The Gates<br />
+Customers I Have Driven Out Of The Store<br />
+Interview with Ali Davis of True Porn Clerk Stories<br />
+Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers<br />
+Interview with Uncle Bob<br />
+Brad Pitt: Your Remakes Are Ready<br />
+Kookoo for Coconuts<br />
+You’ve Got Ringworm<br />
+Interview with Mark Frauenfelder and Carla Sinclair of The Island Chronicles<br />
+Lost In Translation<br />
+A Smart Suit And A Kipper Tie, A Big Arrow Pointing To My Fly<br />
+Dear Cranky Old Bitch<br />
+After Spending Two Weeks At My Parents House<br />
+Interview with Mrs. Kennedy of Fussy<br />
+The Girl Who Cried Webmaster<br />
+When Is A Reporter Not A Reporter?<br />
+The Problem With Airplanes<br />
+The Art Of Getting Away With It<br />
+High Five<br />
+Twenty-One Provocations<br />
+Reflections—Artificial Sweetener<br />
+Volvulus<br />
+Democratic National Blog?<br />
+Long Before I Blogged<br />
+Logic<br />
+When The Waiter Came<br />
+I Saw U<br />
+Red Hot And Blue <br />
+Interview with Janet Feeney of Snarkcake<br />
+Disasters Of The Natural Variety<br />
+September 11, 2003<br />
+Business Cards<br />
+Jury Duty<br />
+Poll: 7/5 of Americans Don’t Bother To Do The Math <br />
+Chatty <br />
+Look On The Bright Side <br />
+Junior Crime Dog <br />
+How To Annoy Me<br />
+Broken Hearts<br />
+Clutching For Answers In Baghdad <br />
+Interview with Christopher Allbritton of Back To Iraq<br />
+Con Man <br />
+I Don’t Know About Your Blog<br />
+Fuctung<br />
+The Gameshow<br />
+Interview with Neil Forrester of NeilForrester <br />
+Hester Prynne <br />
+My Cred Is Intact <br />
+Interview with Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti<br />
+Celebrity Sightings From Antiquity<br />
+My Beautiful Life? Not Exactly<br />
+Drew’s Blog <br />
+It’s All In The Packaging <br />
+Interview with Matt Hinrichs of Scrubbles<br />
+Close<br />
+A Chair! A Chair! My Kingdom For A Chair! <br />
+Cat Magnet<br />
+Worthless Public Defenders<br />
+Interview with Greg Apt of Public Defender Dude<br />
+What Up, Boss<br />
+Neighbor<br />
+Hey! Parking Lot Blowjob Man!<br />
+Letter From New York City’s President<br />
+Things In The Past Week That Have Brought Me To Uncontrollable, Blubbering Tears <br />
+Notes Toward A Constitution For Communal Beach Houses<br />
+Appendix A<br />
+Editor’s FAQ<br />
+Appendix B<br />
+Index of Contributors

LICENSE.txt

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+Freeware License, some rights reserved
+
+Copyright (c) 2004 Bonnie Burton and Alan Graham
+
+Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to anyone obtaining a copy 
+of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), 
+to work with the Software within the limits of freeware distribution and fair use. 
+This includes the rights to use, copy, and modify the Software for personal use. 
+Users are also allowed and encouraged to submit corrections and modifications 
+to the Software for the benefit of other users.
+
+It is not allowed to reuse,  modify, or redistribute the Software for 
+commercial use in any way, or for a user�s educational materials such as books 
+or blog articles without prior permission from the copyright holder. 
+
+The above copyright notice and this permission notice need to be included 
+in all copies or substantial portions of the software.
+
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
+FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
+AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS OR APRESS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
+LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
+OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
+SOFTWARE.
+
+

README.md

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+#Apress Source Code
+
+This repository accompanies [*Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers*](http://www.apress.com/9781590593219) by Bonnie Burton and Alan Graham (Apress, 2004).
+
+![Cover image](9781590593219.jpg)
+
+Download the files as a zip using the green button, or clone the repository to your machine using Git.
+
+##Releases
+
+Release v1.0 corresponds to the code in the published book, without corrections or updates.
+
+##Contributions
+
+See the file Contributing.md for more information on how you can contribute to this repository.

contributing.md

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+# Contributing to Apress Source Code
+
+Copyright for Apress source code belongs to the author(s). However, under fair use you are encouraged to fork and contribute minor corrections and updates for the benefit of the author(s) and other readers.
+
+## How to Contribute
+
+1. Make sure you have a GitHub account.
+2. Fork the repository for the relevant book.
+3. Create a new branch on which to make your change, e.g. 
+`git checkout -b my_code_contribution`
+4. Commit your change. Include a commit message describing the correction. Please note that if your commit message is not clear, the correction will not be accepted.
+5. Submit a pull request.
+
+Thank you for your contribution!