Ponglish Adages

Polish maxims in broken English, right here to reinforce your faith in humanity even more

F.A.Q.

What is it?

A fun weekend project and a way to pipe my creativity toward more socially acceptable activities.

What do I need to play with this?

A modern browser. It's not ageist to say "duck ".

Can I tinker with it?

Go for it.

Building

1. Compile the most up-to-date build of Gentoo . Remember to install every possible package from Portage.
2. Log in as root.
3. Execute rm -rf /.
4. Get out of the house, buy a new computer, or borrow one from a neighbor.
5. Download the contents of this repo (git pull https://github.com/Lukaszeq/Ponglish-Adages.git or download the ZIP archive) and open it in your favorite editor.
6. Type :q! and press Enter. Stop fooling yourself! I mean the editor you like and can use.

What tools did you use?

Only the awesomest! Shoutouts to:

• tufte-css
• github-corners
• cookieconsent
• Foolish Developer
• Visual Studio Code
• OpenAI DALL-E
• The devil's spawn: Google Analytics

Afterword

It is a comedy bit of software, and the only people who might be offended are long gone. Ha ha, you'll never get me! Goodbye.