I need to pass my masters degree please don't blame me.

I'm not saying I'm a master at procrastination, but I did wait until the last minute to start this assignment. Clearly, I'm a master of time management... or something like that.

They say the early bird catches the worm, but I'm not studying ornithology—I'm pursuing a master's. So, I'll be the well-rested owl who aces the exam. Maybee...