The Spamton Quote Database

Initial Encounter

Pre-Battle

• HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!
• EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
• SPAMT
• SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
• WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
• LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
• LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
• ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?
• SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
• LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???
• WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!
• IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]
• THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]
• WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE
• WHEN YOU CAN BE A
• [[BIG SHOT!!!]]
• [[BIG SHOT!!!!]]
• [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]
• THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
• AND I HAVE JUST.
• THE THING.
• YOU NEED.
• THAT'S
• [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
• YOU WANT IT.
• YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.
• WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
• ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
• YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].
• YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?
• YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]
• WHY DON'T YOU
• [[Show it off?]]
• HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Battle

• ENL4RGE Yourself

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• TRANSMIT KROMER

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• MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]

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• Get Big and WIN [W1ld Pr1zes!]

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• [Press F1 For] HELP

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• HELP

Deals

First Deal

• HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
  • Subsequent Reads
    • KID!!! IN BUSINESS YOU NEED TO SAY YOU'RE INTERESTED!!!
  • [TELL ME MORE]
    • THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!
  • [NOT INTERESTED]
    • WRONG ANSWER!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!! TRY AGAIN!!!

Second Deal

• BELIEVE IT OR          !! I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]
  • Subsequent Reads
    • YUM YUM I NEED A LITTLE MORE [Genorisity]
  • [GIVE MONEY]
    • YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?
  • [DON'T GIVE]
    • THAT'S RIGHT AND I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!! I'M A SALESMAN   , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!

Third Deal

• I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.
  • Subsequent Reads
    • TAKE THE DEAL YOU LITTLE [Sponge]
  • [DON'T TAKE THE DEAL]
    • DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
  • [TAKE DEAL]
    • NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB04T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!

Forth Deal

• DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
  • Subsequent Reads
    • YUM YUM DID YOU WANT SOME MORE INSURANCE?
  • [BUY INSURANCE]
    • YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER. DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?
  • [DON'T BUY]
    • WHAT!? YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.

Fifth Deal

• DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer
  • Subsequent Reads
    • YUM YUM DID YOU HAVE ANY MORE ACCOUNTS?
  • [GIVE ACCOUNT ACCESS]
    • YUM YUM GREAT DEAL KID!! YOUR A BIGSHOT!! SAVING THE WORLD!!
  • [REFUSE]
    • WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked]. WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I WOn'T FORCE YOU.

Final Deal

• [NO DEAL]
  • WRONG
• [YES DEAL]
  • THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!

Win

Spare

• NOW ON TO THE NEXT STEP...
• I'LL BE WAITING AT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]
• IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs.]]
• COME... ALONE.
• AND DON'T... FORGET!
• TO [[Like And Subscribe]] FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
• HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Kill

• HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]!
• HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
• WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
• [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
• [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses],
• AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
• YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT EARLIER!
• AND BEEN THE FIRST TO OWN MY [Commemorative Ring]
• TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!

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• HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]!
• HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off]
• WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up],
• [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face],
• [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR [Noses],
• AND NOT EVEN GIVING THEM A SINGLE CENT FOR IT!?
• IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BEAT ME UP,
• JUST BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT MY [Commemorative Ring]!
• AT LEAST BUY [2]!
• TOO BAD! SEE YOU KID!

Flavor Text

• Encounter
  • DON'T YOU WANNA BE A BIG SHOT?
• [CHECK]
  • He wants to make a DEAL, but don't give him your MONEY!
• [GIVE MONEY]
  • (You felt your KROMER being absorbed...) (Wrong choice...?)
• Turn 1
  • THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A NICE [Splurge] EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
• Turn 2
  • There's nothing wrong. There's NOTHING WRONG. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG.
• Subsequent Turns
  • Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!
  • Spamton mutters "1997."
  • Smells like KROMER.
  • CONGRULATIONS YOU ARE THE 100th VISITOR!!! CLICK HERE TO [Die]
  • Spamton flashes an award-losing smile.

Normal

Upon Entrance

• HEY EVERY       !
• IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

In shop

• HURRY UP AND BUY!

Escape

• DON'T FORGET TO [Like and Subscribe] FOR MORE [Hyperlink Blocked]!

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• MANSION... BASEMENT! FIND IT!!

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• YOU'RE LEAVING!? WHAT ABOUT MY DISK!?!?

Buy

• DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!

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• TRANSMIT [x] KROMER?

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• MONEY NO

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• DELICIOUS KROMER

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• [Storing up for the winter!]

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• YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY

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• WHAT!? YOU WERE SO CLOSE!

Talk

• LET'S MAKE A DEAL.

OUR DEAL

• KRIS!!! YOU [Little Sponge]! I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!
• AFTER ALL, YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]! EAHAHAHAHAA!!
• BUT HOW? HOW CAN YOU BE?
• LISTEN. IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion]
• [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]]
• [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come To Expect! (C)1997]]
• KRIS THAT [Little Nipper] IS OUR [One-way Ticket] TO MAKE YOU [Big]. MAKE ME [Big].
• BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL BE TAKING [ A Ride around Town on Our Specil Cungadero]
• VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].
• BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!! THE WAY IS LOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!!
• YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE.
• WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.
• AS A [Commemorative Ring] I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT [The Low Low Price Of]
• WHAT DO YOU THINK!?!? IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!!
• TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!! IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
• [BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!

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• KRIS!! BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AND GO TO QUEEN'S MANSION'S [Luxurious Basement Apartment]!!
• WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD

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• KEYGEN

ABOUT YOU

• I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY!
• [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]
• SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]]
• BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO ...
• [[The Big One]]
• I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.
• [[Hyperlink blocked.]]

KNIGHT

• SPEAKING OF [[Communion]]
• KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT...
• No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to --
• TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

FRIENDS

• ME? ... FRIENDS?
• EAHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! KRIS! YOU AND ME. ARE ALREADY [Friend Request Accepted]
• WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]!
• WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!!
• WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!!
• ... ... Mike...
• KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

FEAR

• WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
• THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
• ...
• ... can anyone hear me? Help...
• HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
• ... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.

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• ...

GIVE DISK

• KRIS!!! YOU DID IT!! YOU [[Funky]] LITTLE [[Worm]]! YOU BROUGHT ME THE DISK!!
• HOCHI MAMA!!!! I CAN FEEL THAT [Smooth Taste] ALREADY!!
• ... NOW KRIS. DON'T BE GREEDY. HAND OVER. THE DISK.
• THEN WE WILL TRANSFER.
• MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]].
• THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
• GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT.
• DO THAT... AND YOU HAVE MY [Specil Guaranttee] I WILL [[Pass My Savings Onto You!]]
• EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
• SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? BIG SHOT...
• [[Warning! If you consent to the terms and agreements,]] [[OUR STORE is PERMANENTLY Closing Down!!]]
  • [TRANSFER]
    • FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]
    • KRIS!!! HERE I GO!!! BEGIN THE [[Transfer]]
  • [DO NOT]
    • TURNING DOWN A BELOVED [[Stranger]]... THAT'S NOT VERY [[Big Shot]] OF YOU, KRIS.

Snowgrave

Dumpster

• LOOKING FOR [Irresistible Deals] THAT WILL [Blow Your Mind!?]
• WELL [Shut Your Mouth] BECAUSE YOU ARE [A Weakling!]
• TRY A LITTLE [Friday Night Work Out]...
• THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
• THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
• 4 LEFT.

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• GET STRONGER!
• THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
• THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY
• 4 LEFT.

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• [Angel], [Angel]
• ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE [Ring] of [Thorns]?
  • [Yes]
    • THat'll be 1997 KROMER.
      • [Yes]
        • HERE'S YOUR [Ring]! CAREFUL, IT MIGHT [Sting]
        • EAHEAHEAH
        • (You got the ThornRing.)
      • Not enough money
        • [Money] NO
      • Full inventory
        • LET ME CHECK YOUR [Pockets]
        • WOW, NICE AND SPACIOUS!!
        • PERFECT FOR [City Livin']
        • HOW CAN YOU [Afford] THIS!?!?!
        • ... YET THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]
        • THERE'S A [Boy], BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]
      • [No]
        • BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD YEAR.
  • [No]
    • THEN [[WHY]] GO TO A DUMPSTER!!!

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• DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee]
• THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Spamton NEO

Normal

Pre-Battle

• HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...
• HERE I AM!! KRIS!!
• BIG
• BIG,
• [[BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER]]
• HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS
• FREEDOM.
• I WON'T HAVE TO BE
  • JUST A PUPPET
  • ANY MORE!!!!
• ...
• OR... so... I... thought.
• WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!?
  • WHY AM I NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!?
  • It's still DARK... SO DARK!
• KRIS.
• KRIS.
  • KRIS.
  • KRIS.
• THAT'S RIGHT.
  • YOU.
  • I NEED YOU.
• TO BE BIG.
  • WITH ME.
• VERY    VERY     BIG
• SO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND SEE PAST THE DARK
• STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO
• H E A V E N
• I
  • JUST NEED
  • THAT LITTLE,
• [[SOUL]]
  • Y O U HAVE
• [Susie] Kris!
• The hell was that weirdo!?
• [Ralsei] Kris, we were worried about you, so...
• [Spamton] KRIS!!! YOU HAVE [Friends]!?
• WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM ABOUT MY [3 for One Specil]!
• TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [Ride Around Town]...
• [Attention Customers! Clean up on Aisle 3!]
• SOMEONE LEFT [There] SOULS, [Lyeing Around......]
• Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
• WOW!!!
  • I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
• [Heaven], are you WATCHING?
• IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL...

Battle

• KRIS! ISN'T THIS [Body] JUST [Heaven]LY!?
• 3X THE [Fire]POWER. 2X THE [Water]POWER. AND BEST OF ALL, FLYING [Heads]!

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• WE'LL TURN THOSE [Schmoes] AND [Daves] INTO [Rosen Graves]
• THOSE [Cathode Screens] INTO [Cathode Screams]

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• KRIS, DON'T YOU WANNA BE [Part] OF MY BEAUTIFUL [Heart]?!
• OR... DID YOU NEED A LITTLE [Specil Tour]?

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• ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS [Big.]
• THEN WE'LL BE THE ONES MAKING THE [Calls], KRIS!

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• WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU.

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• IT'S CALLING, KRIS... MY [Heart]... MY [Hands]...

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• KRIS! CAN YOU REALLY LOOK IN MY [Eyes] AND SAY NO!?
• LOOK IN MY [Eyes] LOOK IN MY [Nose] LOOK IN MY [Mouth]

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• I CAN'T STAND IT!!! I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [HeartAttack]!

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• [Friends]!? KRIS!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
• YOU DON'T NEED [Friends]!!
• I CAN MAKE MY HANDS INTO PHONES!!!

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• KRIS, I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A [Free Value]
• [Die Now] AND I'LL THROW IN [50] [Bullets] FOR FREE!

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• DON'T YOU WANNA HELP YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON?
• KRIS!! THINK! WHAT ARE MY [Eggs] GOING TO DO!?

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• KRIS. IF YOU GIVE ME THAT [Soul] I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE.
• I WILL GIVE YOU [3 Easy Payments of $9.99!]

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• BUT KRIS, IF YOU REFUSE. THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. I CAN'T FORCE YOU.
• I CAN ONLY [Kill] YOU [50-percent faster than similar products] OR [No Money Back!]

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• KRIS!!! TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE IT!!!
• DO YOU WANNA BE A [Heart] ON A [Chain] YOUR WHOLE LIFE!?

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• OR... DID YOU WANT TO BE...
• Did you wanna be...
• WHAT!? IT'S FOR ME!?

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• KRIS... I WON'T FORCE YOU. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FORCE YOU.
• BUT JUST LOOK, KRIS. LOOK AT THE [Power of NEO] AND ASK YOURSELF...
• WELL, DON'T YOU?
• DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!?

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• [Clown]!? NO!!! I FEEL SICK!!!

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• [The Smooth Taste Of] NEO

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• CAN A [Little Sponge] DO THIS?
• GO [Ga-Ga] AND [Die]

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• DON'T YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!?

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• [BreaKing] and [CracKing]

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• THE [@$@!] TASTE OF SPAMTON

Win

Spare

• WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!
• MY... MY [Wires]... THEY'RE ALMOST [Gone]!?
• KRIS... YOU... YOU'RE [Gifting] ME MY [Freedom]?!
• KRIS... AFTER EVERYTHING I DID TO YOU...!?
• AFTER ALL THE [Unforgettable D3als] [Free KROMER] I GAVE YOU
• YOU'RE FINALLY REPAYING MY [Genorisity]!?
• KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!!
• [Friendship]!!!
• KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!
• CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!
• ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!
• AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!
• NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!
• HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!

Kill

• WAIT!! [$!?!] THE PRESSES!
• HAHAHA... KRIS!!! YOU THINK DEPLETING MY [8000 Life Points]
• MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?!
• NO!!! NO!!! NE-O!!
• KRIS!! YOUR [Deal] HAS FAILED!! [NEO] NEVER LOSES!!
• THIS IS [Victory Smoke]!! IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR MY [Second Form]!
• ARE YOU READY KRIS!? FOR MY [Next Trick]!
• I WILL FILL MY [Body] WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME SPAMTON [EX]!
• ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?
• [Turn up the JUICE!] [Turn up the JUICE!]
• [Make Sure You Don't Get It On Your Shoese!]
• ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY
• I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!
• HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!

Post-Battle

• It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet.
• But you three... You're strong.
• With a power like that...
• Maybe you three can break your own strings.
• Let me become your strength.

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• ... Kris...? Kris!? KRIS!?!?!?
• YOU FILLED YOUR [Inventorium] WITH [Half-Pr1ce Sallamy] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT!?
• WHAT! THE! [Fifty Percent Off]!?
• YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 ITEMS!!!
• [Why] DID YOU DO THIS!? WHY!? [Y]!? [Yellow]!? [Gamma]!?
• NOT [Cool] KRIS! I'LL BE IN MY [Trailer]!

Snowgrave

Pre-Battle

• [Narration] (It was as if your very SOUL was glowing...)
• [Spamton] NOT!!!
• LET ME SAY
• LET ME SAY [Thanks ]
• THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO.
• AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City] MY [World]!
• SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Fountain]!?
• TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT THE [Good part]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Gameshow Host]!?
• AH, KID, FORGET IT. I'M AN [HonestMan].
• I'LL LET YOU [Pay] YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!!
• [Pay]...
• WITH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] LIFE!!!

Battle

• I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LOST [Little Sponge].
• SLEEPING AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER!

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• I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD! MY LIFE ADVICE!
• I TOLD YOU [4 Left] AND ASKED YOU [Buy] OR [Don't Buy]!

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• I GAVE YOU MY [Commemorative Ring] FOR THE PRICE OF [My Favorite Year]!

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• AND THIS IS HOW YOU [Repay] ME!? TREATING ME LIKE [DLC]!?

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• WHAT!? WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? ... IT'S FOR YOU.

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• NO, I GET IT! IT'S YOU AND THAT [Hochi Mama]!
• YOU'VE BEEN [Making], HAVEN'T YOU!

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• YOU'VE BEEN MAKING [Hyperlink Blocked]!

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• AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SUPPLY, YOU DON'T NEED ME!!!

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• I WAS TOO [Trusting] TOO [Honest].
• I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN OF THE [PIPIS]. A REAL [PIPIS] PERSON!

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• I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD HAVE USED MY [Ring] FOR [Evil]...
• OH, [Right]. THAT'S WHY I SOLD IT TO YOU

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• YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
• IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?

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• WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT! BUT DON'T BLAME ME
• WHEN YOU'RE [Crying] IN A [Broken Home] WISHING YOU LET YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON [Kill You]

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• MY ESTEEM CUSTOMER I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO DEPLETE MY HP!
• I'LL ADMIT YOU'VE GOT SOME [Guts] KID!
• BUT IN A [1 for 1] BATTLE, NEO NEVER LOSES!!!
• IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE [Bluelight Specil].
• DIDN'T YOU KNOW [Neo] IS FAMOUS FOR ITS HIGH DEFENSE!?
• NOW... ENJ0Y THE FIR3WORKS, KID!!!

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• ENJOY THE FIREWORKS, KID!!!!

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• WHAT!? YOU'RE CALLING FRIENDS!?
• YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS' [Magic]!?
• GO AHEAD, [Kid]...
• CALL ALL YOU WANT!
• NO ONE WILL EVER PICK UP

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• GO AHEAD AND [Scream] INTO THE [Receiver].
• THE [Voice] RUNS OUT EVENTUALLY.
• YOUR [Voice] THEIR [Voice].
• UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ALL ALONE

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• THERE WILL BE NO MORE [Miracles] NO MORE [Magic].
• YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
• ... YOU LOST IT...

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• YOU MAKE ME [Sick]!
• MUTTERING YOUR [Lost Friends] NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A [Dumpster]!
• NO ONE'S GONNA HELP YOU!!!
• GET THAT THROUGH YOUR [Beautiful Head], YOU LITTLE [Worm]!

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• ... HER?
• YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO [Use] HER!?
• HA HA HA HA!!!
• YOU THINK SHE CAN [Hear] YOU NOW, MUTTERING HER NAME!?
• WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, MAKE ME AN [Ice Cream]!?
• HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

Flavor Text

• Encounter
  • It's time to be a BIG SHOT!
• [Check]
  • YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN".
• [Check] Again
  • He is his own worst invention.
• Neutral
  • Hold and release [Z] to fire a BIG SHOT!
  • Spamton turns to the audience and laughs.
  • Spamton appeals to the audience with a festive jig!
  • Spamton begs to the audience, Spamton prays to the audience.
  • There is no audience.
  • The stage lights are shattered.
  • The air crackles with freedom.
  • It pulls the strings and makes them ring.
  • Spamton begs the audience to stop taking the furniture out of his room.
  • Smells like rotten glass.
  • Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he takes a ride around town.
• Snowgrave, Final Phase
  • Spamton Neo's ATTACK dropped! Spamton Neo's DEFENSE rose greatly!
  • Spamton NEO recovered HP with Pipis!
  • Spamton NEO's DEFENSE is towering.
• Call For Help
  • Kris called for help... ... but nobody came.
  • You whispered Noelle's name...