The Motto

"We the willing, led by the ignorant, do the impossible for the ungrateful. We have accomplished so much with so little for so long that we are now able to do anything with nothing!"

~ Alexander Sergejewitsch Puschkin

The Stats

The Basics

person { 'Robert Waffen':
  job_title    => 'Agile Enterprise DevOps',
  home         => '/home/Leipzig',
  age          => 39,
}

contact { 'How_to_contact_me':
  ensure    => 'digital',
  phone     => '<Redacted>',
  mail      => '<Redacted>',
  gitlab    => '@rwaffen',
  x         => '@rand0m_rob',
  threads   => '@rand0mbytes@threads.net,'
  fediverse => '@rand0mbytes@social.rand0m.fail',
  require   => Person['Robert Waffen'],
}

The Details

Operating_Systems   = [ "RedHat", "CentOS", "Ubuntu", "macOS" ]
Automation          = [ "Puppet", "Ansible", "Terraform" ]
Monitoring          = [ "Icinga2", "Prometheus", "ELK Stack" ]
Programming         = [ "Ruby", "Bash", "Python", "PHP" ]
Server_Applications = [ "Apache", "Nginx", "Tomcat" ]
Cloud               = [ "AWS", "GCP", "DigitalOcean", "Hetzner"]
Virtualization      = [ "VMWare", "KVM", "Docker", "Container", "K8S" ]
Databases           = [ "MySQL", "Oracle Database", "Elasticsearch" ]