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Howdy, I'm Jeremy Jacob Anderson, from Boise, Idaho.

  • Co-founder and engineering 👑 at EDOS
  • Separated from Sparq after two years kicking butt in Cloud, DevOps, Web and Big Data
  • ⛈️ I love all of the clouds (and hydrology, generally)
  • Cloud-native application architecture specialist
    • DevOps, whatever that is
    • AWS, whatever that is
    • Terraform, whatever HCL is
    • Snowflake Data Cloud ❄️
    • Turso
      • Be an edgelord, get that µsecond latency
    • Svelte is compelling, so is htmx.
      • React and TypeScript are a mess, let's talk about that.
    • Laravel, which isn't even a real word, is still a good framework
      • All frameworks are cargo cults
      • Yes, even the ones that I like, and your favorites like Spring Boot, or...
      • We should maintain wary mindfulness of that fact when making technology decisions
    • Currently working on Go, Terraform, and AI-assisted development tools
  • I love fly fishing, reptiles, and music
  • Job titles are often devoid of meaning
  • I'm interested in everything, as a matter of personal policy
  • Please don't abuse me; but if you do, at least make it funny
  • 💻 Coding for fun since 1983
  • Out here in meatworld trying to talk sense
    • I am informed that I have to make money or everyone will just let me die
      • Seems a bit harsh, but I'll play along for now
  • 💸 Coding for money since 2003

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    A CouchDB Driver for the Laravel 5 family.

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    Forked from robsonvn/laravel-couchdb

    A CouchDB based Eloquent model and Query builder for Laravel

    PHP

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    // It is a self-executing function that contains a declarative function named fizzbuzz() and a for loop
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    // Too much fun
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      function fizzbuzz(i) {
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