That's right, it's the best freelance contract ever. This opinionated contract should be used as a guideline – the way that I do work might not be the same way that you do work, so you should probably read this contract before you send it off to your clients.
This is currently a work-in-progress and should not be used unless you're sure you've fixed everything.
This contract is based off of the Contract Killer, and is bound by the same Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license.