PHP Fornicator

What it do?

While you are deploying your software, Fornicator fornicates all relevant caches in HTTP context as is needed by opcaching.

Realpath and stat caches
APC
Zend Optimizer
Zend OpCache
XCache (ini setting xcache.admin.enable_auth must be set to 0)

How it do it?

Configurations can be found in conf. The method of operations is dead simple.

Tweak for you specific needs if need be.
Create fornicator vhost.
Call "fornicator.tunk.io" domain. It always goes to localhost.
Ta da! All caches are thoroughly molested.