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What two words would passengers never want to hear a pilot say?
You would never go on a roller coaster called "BLANK"
The secret to a happy life
If a winning coach gets Gatorade dumped on his head, what should get dumped on the losing coach?
Name a candle scent designed specifically for Kim Kardashian
You should never give alcohol to "BLANK"
Everyone knows that monkeys hate "BLANK"
The biggest downside to living in Hell
Jesus's REAL last words
The worst thing for an evil witch to turn you into
The Skittles flavor that just missed the cut
On your wedding night, it would be horrible to find out that the person you married is "BLANK"
A name for a really bad Broadway musical
The first thing you would do after winning the lottery
What's actually causing global warming?
A name for a brand of designer adult diapers
Name a TV drama that's about a vampire doctor
Something squirrels probably do when no one is looking
The crime you would commit if you could get away with it
Come up with a great title for the next awkward teen sex movie
What's the Mona Lisa smiling about?
A terrible name for a cruise ship
What FDR meant to say was We have nothing to fear, but "BLANK"
Come up with a title for an adult version of any classic video game
The name of a font nobody would ever use
Something you should never put on an open wound
Scientists say erosion, but we all know the Grand Canyon was actually made by "BLANK"
The real reason the dinosaurs died
Come up with the name of a country that doesn't exist
The best way to keep warm on a cold winter night
A college major you don't see at many universities
What would make baseball more entertaining to watch?
The best thing about going to prison
The best title for a new national anthem for the USA
Come up with the name of book that would sell a million copies, immediately
What would you do if you were left alone in the White House for an hour?
Invent a family-friendly replacement word that you could say instead of an actual curse word
A better name for testicles
The name of the reindeer Santa didn't pick to pull his sleigh
What's the first thing you would do if you could time travel?
The name of a pizza place you should never order from
A not-very-scary name for a pirate
Come up with a name for a beer made especially for monkeys
The best thing about living in an igloo
The worst way to be murdered
Something you shouldn't get your significant other for Valentine's Day
A dangerous thing to do while driving
Something you shouldn't wear to a job interview
The #1 reason penguins can't fly
Using only two words, a new state motto for Texas
The hardest thing about being Batman
A great way to kill time at work
Come up with a really bad TV show that starts with Baby
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
What's wrong with these kids today?
A great new invention that starts with Automatic
Come up with a really bad football penalty that begins with Intentional
A Starbucks coffee that should never exist
There's Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff, but what's the Hogwarts house few have ever heard of?
The worst words to say for the opening of a eulogy at a funeral
Something you should never use as a scarf
Invent a holiday that you think everyone would enjoy
The best news you could get today
Usually, it's bacon,lettuce and tomato, but come up with a BLT you wouldn't want to eat
The worst thing you could stuff a bed mattress with
A great opening line to start a conversation with a stranger at a party
Something you would like to fill a swimming pool with
Miley Cyrus' Wi-Fi password, possibly
If you were allowed to name someone else's baby any weird thing you wanted, what would you name it?
A fun thing to think about during mediocre sex
You know you're in for a bad taxi ride when "BLANK"
Where do babies come from?
The terrible fate of the snowman Olaf in a director's cut of "Frozen"
Sometimes, after a long day, you just need to "BLANK"
The worst way to spell Mississippi
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't spank you right now
The best pick-up line for an elderly singles mixer
A good stage name for a chimpanzee stripper
The best place to bury all those bodies
One place a finger shouldn't go
Come up with a name for the most difficult yoga pose known to mankind
What's lurking under your bed when you sleep?
The name of a canine comedy club with puppy stand-up comedians
A great name for a nude beach in Alaska
Make up the title of a movie that is based on the first time you had sex
A vanity license plate a jerk in an expensive car would get
A good fake name to use when checking into a hotel
A good catchphrase to yell every time you finish pooping
Your personal catchphrase if you were on one of those "Real Housewives" shows
The Katy Perry Super Bowl halftime show would have been better with "BLANK"
Okay... fine! What do YOU want to talk about then?!!!
Miller Lite beer would make a lot of money if they came up with a beer called Miller Lite _____
Something you should never stick up your butt
A terrible name for a clown
An inappropriate thing to do at a cemetery
Like chicken fingers or chicken poppers, a new appetizer name for your fun, theme restaurant: chicken _____
Thing you'd be most surprised to have a dentist a find in your mouth
Rename Winnie-the-Pooh to something more appropriate/descriptive
Name the sequel to "Titanic" if there were one. "Titanic 2: "BLANK""
An alternate use for a banana
What you'd guess is an unadvertised ingredient in most hot dogs
Name your new haircutting establishment
Something that would make an awful hat
How many monkeys is too many monkeys?
Something you'd be surprised to see a donkey do
The title you'd come up with if you were writing the Olympics theme song
Something you should never say to your mother
Come up with a name for a new, very manly cocktail
Where's the best place to hide from the shadow monsters?
The three ingredients in the worst smoothie ever
The best thing to use when you're out of toilet paper
Come up with a catchier, more marketable name for the Bible
The most presidential name you can think of (that isn't already the name of a president)
A good way to get fired
If we can't afford to bury or cremate you, what should we do with your body?
Name the eighth dwarf, who got cut at the last minute
A good place to hide boogers
Come up with the name for a new TV show with the word Spanky in it
A fun trick to play on the Pope
Where do you think the beef really is?
Something it'd be fun to throw off the Eiffel Tower
Write a newspaper headline that will really catch people's attention
The worst job title that starts with Assistant
The last person you'd consider inviting to your birthday party
The grossest thing you'd put in your mouth for $18
What John Goodman's belches smell like
The name of a new perfume by Betty White
The worst name for a robot
The first names of each of your nipples
The most embarrassing name for a dog
The worst thing you could discover in your burrito
One thing never to do on a first date
Ozzy Osbourne's Twitter password, probably
Who let the dogs out?
What do vegans taste like?
An item NOT found in Taylor Swift's purse
Name a new reggae band made up entirely of chickens
Name a children's book by someone who hates children
The name of your new plumbing company
Make up a word that describes the sound of farting into a bowl of mac & cheese
A new ice cream flavor that no one would ever order
Name a new movie starring a talking goat who is president of the United States
Something that would not work well as a dip for tortilla chips
If God has a sense of humor, he welcomes people to heaven by saying, "BLANK"
The name of a clothing store for overweight leprechauns
Something upsetting you could say to the cable guy as he installs your television service
The worst thing that could jump out of a bachelor party cake
Come up with a name for a new beer marketed toward babies
A terrible theme for a high school prom
Make up a name for a silent-film porno from the 1920s
Something you should not whisper to your grandmother
A terrible name for a 1930s gangster
Brand name of a bottled water sold in the land of Oz
A fun thing to yell as a baby is being born
The worst family secret that could come out over Thanksgiving dinner
The name of a toilet paper specifically designed for the Queen of England
Something you'd probably find a lot of in God's refrigerator
The worst person to narrate the audiobook of "Fifty Shades of Grey"
A lawn decoration sure to make the neighbors mad
The worst thing to say when trying to adopt a pet
A good name for an erotic bakery
People wouldn't respect He-Man as much if, to gain his power, he held up his sword and shouted ____________________
Fun thing to do if locked in the mall overnight
The worst person to receive a sponge bath from
Pants would be a whole lot better if they "BLANK"
The most awesome Guinness World Record to break
A little-known way to get gum out of your hair
It's bad to be buried alive. It's worse to be buried alive with "BLANK".
Something that would not work as well as skis
A rejected title for "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" was "The Good, the Bad and the "BLANK""
A rejected name for a ship in the U.S. Naval Fleet: the USS "BLANK"
What to say to get out of jury duty
What the Statue of Liberty is hiding beneath that robe
There's only one time that murder is acceptable and that is when "BLANK"
Take any well-known restaurant and slightly change its name to something inappropriate
Little-known fact: The government allows peanut butter to contain up to 10% "BLANK"
A good sign that your house is haunted
A catchy name for a sperm bank
A bad occupation for a robot to have
A sequel to the painting Dogs Playing Poker
The Tooth Fairy's other job
Little-known fact: A secret area in the White House is the "BLANK" room
An invention by Thomas Edison that never caught on
A bad place to skinny-dip
What time is it?
A birthday present you shouldn't get for your grandmother
A short motto everyone should live by
Invent a Christmas tradition sure to catch on
A bad thing to yell during church
The unsexiest thought you can have
A good improvement to make to Mt. Rushmore
The best way to start your day
The worst name for a summer camp
Something that's made worse by adding cheese
Three things are certain in life: Death, Taxes, and "BLANK"
A faster way to get home from the Land of Oz is to click your heels three times and say "BLANK".
The first commandment in the new religion you started
Come up with a name for a rock band made up entirely of baby ducks
Something that is currently legal that should be banned
A word that should never follow Beef
The perfect song to hum on the toilet
A bad thing to say to a cop as he writes you a speeding ticket
Something you shouldn't buy off of Craigslist
Take any U.S. president's name and turn it into something inappropriate
We can all agree that "BLANK"
The name you would give to a really mopey pig
A great name to have on a fake I.D.
What robots dream about
What really happened to Amelia Earhart
How far is too far?
If at first you don't succeed...
Finish this sentence: When I'm rich, my mansion will have a room called The "BLANK" Room.
The best
Something you'd be surprised to see come out of a pimple you pop
Today's music needs more "BLANK"
A fun trick to play on your doctor
A bad place for your rocket ship to crash would be The Planet of the "BLANK"
A bad campaign slogan for a congressperson
The coolest way to die
Two people from history that should definitely have sex
The name of an all-male version of Hooters
A little-known nickname for New Orleans
The next product for Matthew McConaughey to endorse
A unique way to escape from prison
The title of a new YouTube cat video that's sure to go viral
A gift nobody would want: The "BLANK" of the Month Club
A just-so-crazy-it's-brilliant business idea to pitch on "Shark Tank"
A terrifying fortune cookie fortune
It would be scary to read on a food package, May contain trace elements of "BLANK".
What a dog sext message might say
Something the devil is afraid of
CBS should air a TV show about lawyers who are also "BLANK"
A great thing to yell before jumping out of an airplane
What you hope the Mars Rover finds
A TMZ headline you really want to see
Something that will get you thrown out of a Wendy's
A rejected phrase for one of those Valentine heart candies
Where missing socks go
The first sign that you're old
The name of a cocktail for hillbillies
Graffiti you might find in a kindergarten
The worst thing to wear to your court trial
A rejected crayon color
An angry review you'd give this game (Quiplash)
Bad advice for new graduates
The best way to tell if someone is dead
A terrible talent to have for the Miss America Pageant
The worst
Tomorrow's news headline: Scientists Are Shocked to Discover That "BLANK"
The worst material with which to make a snowman
A terrible sportscaster catchphrase for when somebody dunks a basketball
The first thing a pig would say if it could talk
A surprising job entry on Abraham Lincoln's resume
The worst shape for an animal cracker
A weird thing to find in your grandparents' bedside table
The worst name for a big and tall store
Something you'd yell to heckle the performing dolphins at Sea World
A new name for kumquats
The name of a shampoo for hippies
The real secret to living to age 100
What really happens if you tear off that mattress tag
A bad first line for your presidential inauguration speech
A fun thing to do with a bowl of pudding
Another use for cooked spaghetti
A weird physical way to greet someone
The worst name for a tanning salon
The worst word that can come before fart
A bad substitute for a toothbrush
A trick you shouldn't teach your dog
Something you can only do in a Walmart if no one's looking
A name for a really cheap hotel
The second thing said on the moon
Why so serious?
A tourist attraction in Hell
The worst name for a mountain
A thought that keeps Santa Claus awake at night
The best thing about being really dumb
Come up with a name for a salad dressing by Lindsay Lohan
What they call pooping in the Land of Oz
A completely wrong way to spell Jennifer Aniston
The worst way to remove pubic hair
You know you're really drunk when...
The best way to defeat terrorism is...
An animal Noah shouldn't have saved
The biggest secret the government keeps
The password to the secret, high-society sex club down the street
Another use for gravy
The worst name for a rap artist
An angry internet comment on a pet store's website
A rejected shape for Marshmallow Peeps
Something that should never be homemade
The worst name for a funeral home
What Chewbacca has really been yelling all these years
An item on every pervert's grocery list
The worst car feature that ends with holder
A Tweet from a caveman
Knock, knock! Who's there? "BLANK"
A great nickname for your armpit hair
Pick any city name and make it sound dirty
What you want your gravestone to read
A slogan to get everyone excited about corn
It never ends well when you mix "BLANK" and "BLANK"
The best reason to go to Australia
The beauty pageant no one wants to see: Miss "BLANK"
The perfect meal would be a "BLANK" stuffed in a "BLANK" stuffed in a "BLANK"
What's black and white and red all over?
A little-known fact about the Jolly Green Giant
The worst thing to find growing on your neck
USA! USA! America is still number one in...
A good name for an elderly nudist colony
You should never "BLANK" and "BLANK" at the same time
What is a tree thinking all day?
What you call a baby sasquatch
A good name for a sex robot
A bad reason to call 911
Name the next big sexually transmitted disease
The worst thing about Canada
A strange thing to keep as a pet
What kittens would say if they could talk
A sign you probably shouldn't put up in your yard
What dogs think when they see people naked
The sound a tree actually makes when it falls and no one is around to hear it
The grossest thing you could find at the bottom of a swimming pool
What happens to circumcision skin
The worst name for an SUV
A good use for toenail clippings
The title of the most boring porno ever
Something you shouldn't stuff with cheese
Something Godzilla does when he's drunk
Trash talk you would hear at a chess meet
A kinky weird thing that does NOT happen in 50 Shades of Grey (as far as you know)
The best part about being Donald Trump
Tip: Never eat at a place called Kentucky Fried "BLANK"
Something overheard at the Last Supper
The name of a species of dinosaur you wouldn't want to meet
The worst way to fly: "BLANK" Airlines
So... what was that movie "Birdman" about anyway?
Little-known fact: Over the course of a lifetime, an average person accidentally eats ten "BLANK"
A great pet name for a parasitic worm that lives in your ear
A prank the Supreme Court Justices probably play on each other
A crazy thing to find during a colonoscopy
A word that should be in the dictionary but isn't
Advice: Never stick your tongue into "BLANK"
The perfect name for a second head that sprouts on your shoulder
Something a weatherman might yell if he completely snapped during the weather forecast
The worst advice a doctor could give
Life hack! Lower your heating bills by...
The worst thing that could crawl out of your toilet
No one would guess this is where the treasure is buried
What your dog thinks when he sees you naked
How Garfield the cartoon cat will eventually die
The worst pizza is "BLANK"-style pizza
What to do when your parachute fails
Sleepwalking can be a problem but it's not as bad as sleep"BLANK"
A good name for a dog country singer
Little-known fact: the fourth Wise Man gave baby Jesus the worst gift of all: "BLANK"
A theme for a desk calendar that wouldn't sell very well
A good name for a restaurant that serves animals with the faces still on them
This just in! A "BLANK" has won the election and will become the new governor of Texas.
The worst Halloween costume for a young child
A lesser-known ingredient in most microwave pizza pockets
A better name for the Washington Monument
A terrible food truck would be one that goes around selling only "BLANK"
The worst thing to overhear during your surgery
A better name for dandruff
The liquid that would make for the worst salad dressing
Paul Bunyan's replacement for Babe The Blue Ox when he dies
Make up a word that means "to make up a word"
The name of Jesus' 13th apostle
Something you don't want to find in your Christmas stocking
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney's rap duo name
The most bitching thing you can airbrush on your van
Something you probably shouldn't bring on a trip across the Sahara desert
Something you'd love to smash with a wrecking ball
Life would be so much better if we all lived in "BLANK"
What deer would use for bait if they hunted hunters
The best name for an obese rapper
If animals took over, an exhibit you'd see at the human zoo
A magazine that should never have a nude centerfold
Make up a word for the watery substances that come out of a ketchup bottle when you first squeeze it
A better name for the game Duck Duck Goose
The worst children's board game would be "BLANK", "BLANK" Hippos
The world's most boring video game
The difference between Grade A beef and Grade B beef
Jesus's REAL last words
On your wedding night, it would be horrible to find out that the person you married is "BLANK"
A name for a brand of designer adult diapers
The name of a font nobody would ever use
Something you shouldn't get your significant other for Valentine's Day
The name of a toilet paper specifically designed for the Queen of England
A good sign that your house is haunted
The first sign that you're old
A sign you probably shouldn't put up in your yard