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@1barkcom Thank you for the #follow. Looking forward to your tweets as they look entertaining!  #socialmedia,positive
Smile!!! #happy #smile,positive
EEEEEKKKK!!!! Product LAUNCH 😍✋💖 I'm am literally B•U•Z•Z•I•N•G!!! Single sachets 😍😍   Message me for yours! 😜🙆💜#loveyourlifestyle #shakes,positive
@xiankiefer @TheLincoln Book 5! It's so sprightly & fun cuz he'd been reinvigorated by the Harry Potter series. I'm not kidding.,positive
What if.... the Metro LRT went over the Walterdale?!?! 😂 #yeg,positive
"Always laugh when you can, it is  cheap medicine 🤣",positive
@NHLstoreNYC  cheering for @TeamNA_WCH and @HC_Men,positive
Santorini is so beautiful 😍,positive
The moon tonight 😮 #beautiful,positive
@AishaRuby85 thank you very much. I keep gettin the excited kid on ur bday feeling 😊,positive
"To all who follow me, whether we've ever talked or not hope you have a joyous life. Goodbye.",positive
"Yahweh your God is among you, a warrior who saves. He will rejoice over you with gladness.",positive
@jewleree @GameOfThrones Lmao night king smiles 😂,positive
Pre-game nerves have settled in 😱 i'l be #cheering from home guys 🔴⚪️🙌🏻🏉 #AFLCatsSwans #ProudlySydney #goswans @sydneyswans @SwansSupport,positive
@dom_conlon It’s amazing isn’t it. I’m a big fan of B&W but the life these restorations give the photographs is awe inspiring.,positive
@stevenmnuchin1 Does your wife look #adorable at 6:00 a.m.?  #AdorableWife  #AdorableWedding  #AdorableHoneymoon #AdorableJet  #AdorableJob,positive
Never been so relived 😆,positive
@Kawells00 So bright that kill my heart😂,positive
"Latest on new optimism on keeping #Raiders in #Oakland, live right now on @KCBSNews: @NFL meets here w/Lott & Schaaf to talk new stadium",positive
"Goodbye everyone, tremendous #LTHEchat tonight",positive
@KylieSpearsXo Happy birthday to you #beautiful Kylie! 🤗😙❤🎁🎂🥂,positive
Omgsh Alexis is sooooo freaking funny on #BachelorInParadise 😂 That pizza segment! Plus I love her and Jazzy's friendship!,positive
We're really not afraid of you all. We find you rather #annoying & #amusing. 😎😜🤣😂😂,positive
Loving  #Pitch so far !! 🤗🤗🤗 @PITCHonFOX @Global_TV #chills,positive
Words can't explain how thankful I am that I woke up today! It's all I need to know how blessed I truly am! #iGotAnotherDayToCreateLife 😍,positive
@iamacatsby except now everyones saying that 'pee your pants' is code for 'kill yourself' and quite honestly it's hilarious,positive
Cream tea @NTColbyGarden #delicious,positive
"@WorldFringeDay Heehee. I did chuckle to myself when i saw what it actually was, so you did get a laugh out if me.  😀",positive
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is amystery, and today is a gift; that's why they call it the present #livelife #humbleness  #live",positive
When you're prof suggest @Pharrell and William James may be unlikely dialogue partners and then plays the #happy video #WeAreCST,positive
@LDN_Muscle a #bright and early session this morning before work! #fullbody #ldnmladies surprised that it actually helped reduce my #doms,positive
"'When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.'  - Barney Stinson @ActuallyNPH #brohosting #motivation #awesomeness",positive
I thought I got mad for anything but my bf gets mad over any little thing lmfao shit be hilarious,positive
Yo this 3 v 3 overtime in hockey got me sweaty damn this ish exhilarating,positive
HUGE CONGRATULATIONS TO NICOLE WINNING BIG BROTHER 18! @BBNicole #BB18 sorry not sorry  #bbmichelle,positive
A loss ain't a loss it's a lesson #smile,positive
“Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.” ~Unknown #laugh,positive
Someone just replied all to an email telling someone else off for sending an email to the whole dept mailing list #ironic 😂,positive
"At the regular cheerfulness of any emotion, her own supper, and to give the ladies were soon as they have been entirely at",positive
Happy Birthday to #Olympic #great and #champ @jordyn_wieber 🎉 🎂 🎈,positive
It's a #blessing to love it's a blessing to have someone to love,positive
Oi @THEWIGGYMESS you've absolutely fucking killed me.. 30 mins later im still crying with laughter.. Grindah.. Grindah... 🤓  hahahahahahaha,positive
My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why i'm so lively and colorful.,positive
I love how cheery and adoring @JackHoward gets every time he produces new content.,positive
It was very hard to stifle my laughter after I overheard this comment. It really is amazing in the worst ways.,positive
@maritzabuys666 Looks wonderful!!!  Wish it was my cock tho!!!  😍,positive
The stupidest and weirdest thing people do. And what's more stupid than that? They upload it online. Oh my god. But good for laughter ah. 🤣🤣,positive
@MrsTaraX @PlateGotAte YES! I am rejoicing,positive
"repentance, and trusting in Christ. It is lowly and painful, but it is also joyous, peaceful, and absolutely glorious. (2/2)",positive
Rec'd call 2day from Haitian church we started in Florida some 15yrs ago. Preparing to acquire their own bldg. Wanted me to know. #rejoicing,positive
@071304Nathan Happy #blissful birthday,positive
"There's no pine in it, there's no apple in it, Let's call it Pineapple #funny",positive
PM nawaz sharif adressed in uno produced mirth among kashmires well done pak wel done nawaz .we want demilterization,positive
@theviberide great workout this morning alongside @Emily_Gagnon thx #Courtney my legs are still,positive
This reminds me of cheer up's location lit,positive
@JoySparkleBS being able to sit with so much solid info while others came at her ready to kill is a true sign of strength. #inspiring,positive
@Jen_Lee @mostlymartha @edotwoods we just found thin mints in a freezer clean. i couldn't be more elated.,positive
@GameGrumps THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO DETROIT I'm going to sob joyful rainbows now brb,positive
Who ever knew it would feel good to have such a wonderful hour and a half interview? 😁 #smiling #success,positive
The @StandardDiary nailing @SarahTheDuchess the other day was very amusing! 'I've written 56 books... ' @standardnews #hilarious #funny,positive
"YES, Joe Buck! Just how I wanna spend my evening. I'm so glad I get to hear his sweet voice for the next 2-3 hours #AllStarGame #sarcasm",positive
Somebody who has braved the storm is brewing. #cheerful,positive
@TimHortons Please please PLEASE make your jalapeño jack sandwich a regular! I LOOOVE it!!!,positive
"@CamilaLolie97 @Camila_Cabello I'm from Greece, but I'll travel anywhere arround Europe the next time she comes, just to meet her. 😊",positive
@S_Moore24 wow that sounds terrific,positive
"#smiles are great investment. The more we collect, the better we feel.. have a nice smiling day... #goodmorning",positive
Try to find the good in the negative. The negative can turn out to be good. #anxietyrelief #optimism #openminded,positive
"@airish_cloudly aaww! iam sending virtual hug then, eonnie cares about you so cheer up and study well!",positive
@GarimaGupta1508 @SHEROESIndia missing it! Look forward to seeing you all in #Bangalore soon 😀,positive
@OxandCart_UK @jamieoliver I made it too  #quickandeasyfood,positive
@Not_Yves 😂 me as hell,positive
I like the #glow in the #dark #fidgetspinner. Not because it glows the dark neither. It feels more lighter and smoother than the others,positive
The next time I go to Lagos I will gate crash somebody's owambe dressed in lace and gele to eat amala and shake my waist😑,positive
@S1dharthM @Asli_Jacqueline @foxstarhindi @krishdk @rajnidimoru Looks fun! 😀 cant wait to watch!,positive
@VitaCocoUK WOW 😍 This is wonderfully exciting! Would be a very happy treat to win ✨ Thank you for the chance ❤️️ Retweeted & Following 😀,positive
"dreamed that you are laughing and woke up from my sleep for the first time without a sad face , Fair enough to see you in my dream '",positive
"I'll find Myself smiling and even laughing at jokes that I don't even think are particularly funny, and I know it's because YOU love them!",positive
@Zerfash — can't wait.' She said cheerfully and grinned.,positive
You have to learn how to live life regardless of circumstances & not let life leave you.  #purpose #Growth  #process #confident #happy #joy,positive
Thx @DirectEnergy for hosting us @StampedeShaker ❤️ my boys @TomCochraneMUS @Trooper @Sloanmusic 😍 #great #nite,positive
2nd time this week I received services for free. It pays to be nice! #kindness #friendliness #bekind #smile,positive
"#AI #revolation, soon is possible! #fearless #fearful  #good #goodness",positive
@SaikalyJihad @RimaNJEIM Best birthy day sexy Rima l'wish to you a happy life,positive
@crimpoop my adorable and cheerful daughter Always pouring positivity green goo on me dare hurt her and you'll see hell //growls  #PandaBot,positive
@BCFC_Community excellent Jnr blues parents Meeting tonite lots of info given cheers all👍 #futuresbright#development baileyu12s #excited 😃⚽,positive
"@UKSportsZone In other words, I don't like the result of the poll so I'm packing up my polls & taking them home while I pout. 😂😂😻 #bbn",positive
@SatisfyingTaste @TheAnimalVines I used to make the peanut butter energy balls all the time. My famjam loved them! #recipes #yummy,positive
Woke up to what appears to be either a sinus or ear infection. This week is off to a great start so far.,negative
@LondonEconomic Sometimes our judiciary just leaves you breathless and speechless.,negative
"@JackRuff4 They have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful. #Fringe",negative
Didn't know the @ChickfilA cow day thing ended at 7:30 so showed up 30 min late looking like a cow with no sandwich #sadness 😅😅😅,negative
Having a bad day @TescoIrl #nightmare,negative
if not then #teamchristine bc all tana has done is provoke her by tweeting shady shit and trying to be a hard bitch begging for a fight,negative
@SpacePootler Just ran out of data… #shiver,negative
People who go the speed limit irritate me,negative
that alcohol clouds everyone's judgement. It dawns on me that some young men REALLY don't understand what 'vulnerable' means. #ironic,negative
Repeal/remove the 'Johnson Amendment'. It is a direct affront to the First Amendment of the Constitution.,negative
incredible that anthony weiner has been caught chasing a busty milkmaid across a park at double speed while jaunty music plays,negative
@Flewbys This thread is a bunch of Putin lovers rejoicing over a video posted by Iranian state television. Sad!,negative
I woke up too moody who gon Die today 😠,negative
eun: im really unhappy with this and i dont like her like that pls dont  yall: okay but SHE loves HIM,negative
"@nigglydz lydiaaaa, we were the only ones that were supposed to know that you make me nervous 😶",negative
@ryleycathryn @Mack_Shepp did you discover the alarming rate at which bees are dying and how important they are to our way of life?,negative
@SueWallace78 peanut butter???? You some kinda pervert??,negative
Hearing Mitch McConnell complain about obstruction. Alzheimer's? #GOPhypocrites #irony #sucksdoesntit?,negative
@BossUpJaee but your pussy was weak from what I heard so stfu up to me bitch . You got to threaten him that your pregnant .,negative
Woke up with a horrible cloggy summer cold #attractive 😉😩,negative
I dont know if i'm able to take care of kids or not. Duduk dengan anak sepupu (boy) pun dah menguji kesabaran 😅,negative
"Like I might've set it down on top of my car & if so, that shit is long gone 😭",negative
"@rabpeel snap, seems to be a problem here",negative
"Turkish exhilaration: for a 30% shade off irruptive russian visitors this twelvemonth, gobbler is nephalism so...",negative
@BBCBreakfast @jeremycorbyn trying his best to derail #Brexit France turn out for #Trump . Corbyn didn't want him to come to UK #ironic,negative
@justicemalala The Guptas is the middle man from hell. ..men with cigars sitting and plotting in the dark of night,negative
I really hate Mel and Sue. They think they're hilarious and they're just awful,negative
@JohnMayer No DSM shows. #sadness,negative
"Haven't been here a while, been watching lots of TV. Conclusion #whataloadoftat...if I wasn't depressed before afternoon TV is",negative
"tomorrow will be the last episode of despair arc, so much shit is gonna happen i'm not emotionally prepared...",negative
"Williams Lake on evacuation alert as fires rage near the city of 10,000+. Developments from overnight + forecast - 5am @GlobalBCMorning",negative
@Coffeeking12 @jsavite I was injecting a little levity! The person who tweeted the coke/rape tweet is obviously an idiot,negative
@inthefade going back to blissful ignorance?!,negative
"but losing these games are the worst, you end up feeling a mixture of anger and sadness and shame and anxiety and it lasts for days",negative
No honestly nothing's more attractive than when boys act the hard man in front of their friends😩😩 #sarcasm,negative
@MCHorseFayse @bockaguyjim @generalgoodsman @nevernotdavid so you were owned by losers on Twitter,negative
Worst dreams. 😥,negative
I see where Farrah gets her rudeness from. Her mother was as horrible to Dr Drew tonight  as she was. These women need help #TeenMomOG,negative
ima kitchen sink,negative
"Trying to loveee somebody, just wanna love somebody right now, guess there's just no pleasing me",negative
"even if it looks like we are okay,  the reality of that is were actually very worn out and forlorn",negative
@Chris_Meloni Also? #irony,negative
@ClvlndK8 It's so sad! There's always such optimism with a new year. This is...not good. @BuckshotBandit1 @dapostrophearcy,negative
@MrLeBrun 0 for the summer #irony #totallyrossome #rulebreaker,negative
@6itmap I can't help but feel melancholic!,negative
"Please ruin this party, @NSWRL. #origin #blues",negative
Go away please ... I'm begging »»» #depression #anxiety #worry #fear #sadness  Dreams of joy and my baby to be found...Sits on #AndisBench,negative
Hey @gmail why can I only see 15 sent emails? Where's the thousands gone?  #panic,negative
some of the casuals tweets that Vic has faved are making me gag #bitter,negative
@Steph_Ohio @gjarjour @UTAPOUT15 @TheHerd @ColinCowherd Starting a sentence with a conjunction is frowned upon. #ironic,negative
Why hasn't my alarm gone off... 🤔😩⏰,negative
"[ @TheChicMystique ] — hurting badly and that he can't just leave him like that. Angry and heartless. ]  I promise you that I'll be back, —",negative
Losing the will 2 live with @virginmedia business bb gone down on hold for 23 minutes & whoever picked up cut me off #fuming #NoWorkForMe,negative
@rohan_connolly i think your high-profile female colleague would be one in yhat category... #massexodus #bitter,negative
@kjwinston11 2.  the N-word. But I think all Afr-Am are entitled to it: we shouldn't take away from them the insult they have claimed back.,negative
@BBCBreaking I have some mistrust of the medical profession.  The cover up was more important than the patients.,negative
Nobody 'liked' this? Really? #sarcasm #nevergowiththeincrowd #Theincrowdhasalwaysbeensuspect #resisttheincrowd,negative
@crystaldiamondo impossible to say. We can only hope that I don’t unwittingly trigger her ferocious side again. Hell hath no fury..,negative
"Watching #ScottishOpenHeroChallenge from last night... Smoke, flames, tense sound effects and lively commentary.. #boring #dull #shite 🙈",negative
@hotpatooties more like quickie divorce #awful,negative
"My main concern are the children and his wife thats if she is still stuck with him and if she is, then she's strong af. Jeez 😟",negative
@Kim_is__bored exactly what I have been saying on fb.. #bitter,negative
"@ehtesham_toi @RaviShastriOfc unfortunate decision, our players are more of superstars than cricketers. BCCI scared of their tantrums.",negative
@DavidLammy This kind of abuse is UNBELIEVABLE and an absolute disgrace. It makes me sad to see this #dismayed,negative
I cry whenever they call me mico chan 😭,negative
was one moron  driving his oversize tonka truck with the big flag in the bed back and forth blaring country music. 😐 #disappointment,negative
'Believe me: seasons change. Feelings fade. Life goes on. Do me a favor: endure the late night rage of emotions. (1/2),negative
@IainDale @LBC The only word worse than 'moist' in my opinion is 'scrape'. #ugh #shudder,negative
"@TNFryed Jesus, you just made think that of all the Vols v fl games I've seen. I've never seen a win. #depression",negative
"Miss Sylvester wants to see you in her office, Mr. Schue. She doesn't like to be kept waiting.  #glee",negative
"ENTRYLOG: CSEternity- With time on my hands for half an hour, I feel slightly melancholy, for some reason….   .",negative
I can never find the exact #emoji that I'm after at the exact moment that I need it #panic,negative
@BitchestheCat Look at those teef! #growl,negative
Johnny doesn't seem like the suicidal type #suspicion #tcmparty,negative
"Brighten up a gloomy day with a @SiennaXOfficial spray tan, we have a tan to suit everybody! #spraytan #tan #summer #godalming #hurtmore",negative
I am so freaking annoyed that he constantly feels the need to be a time in my life where I'd be happy with just one monitor on my PC,negative
'we need to do something. something must be done!!!!!'  your anxiety is amusing. nothing will be done. despair.,negative
#Violence doesn't fix violence. #pain and #anger are the same reaction in the brain. Cure the pain and the anger will go away.,negative
"Catching up on Greys, almost couldn't make it through two episodes because of how sad the storyline was. Two best/worst eps for me.",negative
My baskets are better when I'm in a bad mood someone irritate me before practice please,negative
I've developed a new philosophy... I only #dread one day at a time.,negative
@Chan_lfc10 @paul_rule @Nuttall1878 @DeadlineDayLive @Everton We'd be fuming if the hijacked our £8m move for a relegated full back 😡,negative
"This is kind of fucked up, but my brother is about to join the police academy....and I'm not happy about. And I'm not the only one.",negative
PASTOR - 15 FEET away from shooting victim during protest says he is skeptical of official story. #shocking #CharlotteProtest #CharlotteRiot,negative
@EagleGiles23 @tgilmore_92 what I miss? #outrage,negative
Saddest part about messing up both my legs/ankles? I miss heels. Being a 7fg giant was fun. #sadness,negative
@whatthefarrugia still trembling,negative
Is it supposed to be this arduous to interact with other people? I'm 'other people' to them and they don't seem to struggle.,negative
@sandrosmom The horror!,negative
Hmm...looks like no one @Tampax is available to respond. Its like waiting for a #doomsday reply. That #burning question with no #answer,negative
"@s_navroop Bholenath ne apna Gussa toh nikaalna hai. Either the government helps take out Terrorism and do HIS work, Or the wrath is on GOVT",negative
@CNN please fire don lemon!!Do not let him report on anymore  protest. He is #horrible #negative and runs away from the issue at hand!,negative
Scott Dann injured aka my worst nightmare,negative
For once I gatherp th strength to not try and drink my pain away. #sober #Fighter #strong #lovely #dreamer,negative
and i shouldve cut them off the moment i started hurting myself over them :o,negative
@WhiteJennyB @EmreUslu jenny white  u r the dumbest here .. What r u trying ? Get lost..,negative
It's become a verb. 'I'm gonna Villaseñor all those old contacts I don't need anymore.' #sadness @melissavcomedy #waitingforexplanation,negative
"@pottermore : I can't find my patronus, the website doesn't work, I can't even see the questions.... #sadness...",negative
Machine keeps beeping*  Nurse: Don't worry. You're all good. Vitals are normal for your size.  *Walks back out*  Matt: so you're dying....😑😂,negative
Make her burst into laughter bcs of you.,positive
I am a third year college student and and English major. Today is the first time I've ever written an essay without having a panic attack,positive
Just paid out my arsehole for a couple of New Found Glory tickets but it's gonna be a GREAT start to my birthday weekend 👊,positive
When Austin lets u take a rest day #tears #happy #crying #amazing #bestdayever #kindasad #cantfeelmyarms #actuallydieing,positive
@rajnathsingh Looking at your smiling face can give any person an adrenaline rush at this moment. Please for your allah's sake do your duty.,positive
"You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it. -- Thomas J. Watson,#motivationalquote,#success",positive
Media is so focused on bad news that we forget how much more great/good things happen daily. #Thinkpositive #goodnews #optimism #goodmorning,positive
It's a good morning today and I'm feeling lively 😊 #goodmorning #happy #lively,positive
Whether my glass is half empty or its half full. I'm just grateful I even have a glass and that there's something in it.  #optimism 🤔,positive
It's better to be wetter than it is dry' - @RLevin91 certainly found that hilarious #GBBO,positive
"@emmajckson awe thank you (,:",positive
Benefit out exhilaration called online backing off: JkUVmvQXY,positive
She'll be bribing her parents with hearty laughter and giggles :) #Loveet,positive
I hope everyone has a safe and fantastic day!!! 😊,positive
I'm a cheery ghost.,positive
Don't be afraid to start. Be afraid not to start. #happiness,positive
@ahtareen1 @ReginalAleman @krelifa @zamansj64 @AwiexaB Very pleasing ty!,positive
Retweeted GunnySmith93 (@Stephen21Smith):  Days like today I am happy to be alive! #blessed #rejoice,positive
I'm back on Twitter! #madden #madden18 #maddenmobile #ea #nfl #espn #packers,positive
"@NoahWebHouse A review of my book faulted me for spending so much time on Webster's introductory front matter. But I had to, #brilliant!",positive
That was a lovely story to actually see Ruth and hubby who won the cashcow @sunriseon7.It was so funny when she left the phone #happy 😊,positive
God bless him in Hong Kong! #ex,positive
@Conorojo Loool understand the pessimism but it will 😂,positive
i just spent $40 on big little sis tomorrow and i am beyond happy about it #SAW  #mums,positive
"#Jesus #truth Psalms 32:11 You that are righteous, be glad and rejoice because of what the Lord has done. You that obey him, shout for joy!",positive
"@turoturok  We're glad to hear that everything is resolved. If you need anything else, please do not hesitate to reach out to us.  TY!",positive
You're so cute @katienolan #truelove #hilarious @GarbageTime #beautiful & #graceful never heard explicits spoken with such elegance. #Mingo,positive
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote,positive
You forever straight so fix that frown u good😇 @amayyaaag__,positive
@Bemannn UGH I can't even contain my excitement!! 😍,positive
"Jordan is helping Arya hunt a moth, lifting her up to get it on the walls. it's super adorable. #kitten #boyfriend #adorable #hunting",positive
"@ufc wow, Snoop is smoking up good and it appears Faber has a contact high. Thanks for this amazing commentary. #ContenderSeries #sarcasm",positive
2 days until #GoPackGo and 23 days until #GoGipeGo..... I'm so excited! #smiling,positive
@ATrumping hahahahahaha!! Oh gosh. You are hilarious. A black man trying to keep racism alive. Get out of here man.,positive
@peachkellipop the whole thread is jovial and fun and then this comment is like FULL of misogyny,positive
Free yourself from the poisonous and laborious burden of holding a grudge. @SteveMaraboli #quote,positive
@mxxxcxxx weekedn cheer,positive
@FierzaaRBX hi fierzaa i hope you be my friend in roblox btw i love kat and username:USATylerX 😀,positive
"Longing to see Your face, Christ Jesus, I rejoice in the anticipation of Your coming again!",positive
@Fatumoriginal there's no sitcom better! If u can't laugh at Sheldon or Leonard then u are sober for real! No two ways about it,positive
To be really knowledgeable and really petty is such a delight to behold.,positive
"@npagliaro1 That's awesome!  p.s. ok, what are the odds of that, swapping neighborhoods? #hilarious",positive
@Hayles_101 Delaney keeping up his awesome Manchester United transfer record...  😂,positive
@SSAFA Congratulations #DamianDagg and #JoshuaThorne. I wish you a  #future #together❤️,positive
TheNiceBot: melbjs ;) Here is a smile and a wink from across the web. #TheNiceBot,positive
Jon Snow is like a cat with 9 lives #GameOfThrones,positive
@LoganPaul You share your jolly cheerful character that it makes so unique:),positive
@fredonair I always laugh during horror movies,positive
"@iStoleFreeHugs @stephlaris lol I'm happy with my negative, realistic ass self. Sorry to offend you",positive
@marthalyssa yep. LOL,positive
"I'm due for a big change! I've prayed on it, I think I deserve it #positivity",positive
Time for bed in a real bed after four nights camping. #bliss,positive
B4 I couldnt get out of bed or look in mirror Thankful4all the support I have recieved here ImWakingUpHappyNot dreading theday,positive
#smile every morning to a positive head start with your #clients relations,positive
@StephaliciousD afternoon delight,positive
Getting my comedic relief w/ @SofiaVergara during season premiere of #ModernFamily. Just what a girl needs! #hilarious,positive
💥⚖️Yeah‼️ PAUL‼️⚖️💥  #glorious #BB18,positive
@NHLstoreNYC @TeamNA_WCH #NHLNYCSWEEPSTAKES having fun watching team North America and cheering team Canada!,positive
@jimadair3 Guitar shop owners everywhere rejoice,positive
Happy Birthday @Brooke56_56  #cheerchick #jeep #jeepgirl #IDriveAJeep #jeepjeep #Cheer,positive
A fabulous evening at The Mayflower Theatre watching The Play That Goes Wrong - had us in stitches all evening #veryfunny #laughter,positive
My friend just messaged me 'ugh I'm so hungry I can't wait for breakfast' #socialmedia #WineWednesday #hilarious #funny #laughing #happy,positive
Heather that was #hilarious! @MsHeatherBates @pattonoswalt @chrishansen #AnthonyWeiner #15gets20 #NYC,positive
that's my breezy breezy breezy that's my breezy that's my buzzinnnnnn.,positive
"Just seeing school idols fills me with energy, makes me want to cheer for them and makes me also want to sing and dance together with them!",positive
"The Lord thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy;  Zephaniah 3:17 KJV",positive
"@INFOSMESSl Happy birthday, hope you have a good day!",positive
"@wvgmltd @DalefootCompost @ThomasEtty Would you like to clean my cooker top, please??? 😉😊 #sparkling #nomess #sunglassesneeded",positive
"It is a #great start for #beginners to jump into auto #trading. PROFITABLE FX EA will give you full support, manuals & Team Viewer support.",positive
"aleesha—kitchen sink, twenty one pilots (!!)",positive
Wishing you a blessed and happy morning. Glad to be here. Do you🤔 and brighten someone's day in your pursuit of happiness.,positive
"Smiles and laughter are always good, but never forget your Poker Face - Kaito Kid  #DCQuotes",positive
"now that I have my future planned out, I feel so much happier #goals #life  #igotthis #yay",positive
@VivienLloyd Thank you so much! Just home - stunned but so happy. Don't think it has sunk in yet! Wow.,positive
"Needed levity: Hubs + I talking of @weareTYPHOON Kyle's new solo album, my 7 yo says '@KyleClark'? She loves ur news show #9News @9NEWS LOLZ",positive
"@lidl_ireland What a wonderful experience in #Trim. What a star ⭐️#Joileta is.  She made my shopping a wonderful experience, helpful",positive
The #buthisemails meme is hilarity.,positive
i love his smile,positive
"Done been down so long lost hope done came down so hard I slowed, meditatin all of my wins ain't no limit when I might shine #life #grateful",positive
"@MerenthaProphet - the Hunter in this way, content and joyous in simple, domestic bliss? I cannot wait for word of who you truly are to -",positive
Good morning chirpy #SpringEquinox and your pensive sister #AutumnEquinox A perfect day however it is expressed 🌹🍁🌓☯️ #theBeautyofBalance,positive
I hope you smiling and just laughing your soul out @lebeomak . I love you so much.. My Person                  😘😘😘😘                     😘😘😘😘,positive
@airvistara as always it was indeed a wonderful experience flying with you guys today #bestinbusiness #delight #happyme,positive
This is legit one of the coolest experiences of our lifetime. #amazing #solareclipse,positive
"@gypsydragoness wrinkling up. 'Well now, looks here like your name starts with the letter G, eh?' The man smiled up and gave a hearty +",positive
Nothing is more #beautiful than a #smile that has struggled through tears.,positive
"Finally its time, i have a cuppa n its time to watch what i already know will be an epic ep of Game of Thrones #bliss",positive
You can pair me with your smartphone. Just lay it on me and by spinning I'll pair it into pieces / #smart #playful #washer #IoT,positive
"happy birthday girly, hope you have an amazing day :) @kkarlidawson",positive
"““In your anger do not sin”: Do not let the sun go down while you are still angry,” Ephesians 4:26. #blessed #faith #christ #peace",positive
"Morning! Good vibes today people!! It's July 11, 2017 at 09:00AM #goodmorning #twitter #happy",positive
Good morning joyful people. Choose happiness to have a great day today #morning  #happiness #grandmercurejktkemayoran,positive
Never regret anything that once made you smile :)   #positive,positive
"When you wake up from a dream laughing at something stupid, and that makes you laugh more",positive
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9. BUT, why DID 7 eat 9?? Because you should eat 3 squared meals a day! 😜 #jokes #meme #dankmemes #funny",positive
"5,877 #impressions over the last 24 hours. I've had an insightful #pleasure enlightening you all today, I hope I have been of #service. #USA",positive
Feeling all Tuesday blah until @sarahmakesart sent over a bunch of hilarious memes. #spreadthelove,positive
@pip_tp @Shot_fox Looks like the JRTs have other ideas! 😆,positive
@TheEllenShow I follow you bc your TV show keeps me laughing🤣.  When you #startle your guest sitting on that couch...booo...,positive
Go one extra mile just see her smiling,positive
My patient gave me a business card and it's given me so much glee to grind the thing.,positive
Rockin to  Bob Dylan singin'  Bob Dylan's 115th Dream on LPCO Klassic Rock #classicrock #klassicrock #rocknroll #blues #onlineradio,positive
@KimKardashian would u be willing to bless me with $950 #singlemom #blessing #generosity #gettingbackonmyfeet #preschoolfees,positive
The boys rejoice as badger corner has been reclaimed for our first social of the year #cluboftheyear,positive
@16_vica #strange but #amazing but I #love your #pictures 😍,positive
And you as well! #sparkling @cherebork @MelissaJoyRD @SarahKoszykRD @eat4performance @rustnutrition @jenhaugen,positive
The little sniffle at the end of the song gets me every time. #rejoice,positive
"@AvrilLavigne Mom A. i saw ur insta, why? ur picture black in white, but☝ it's nice ur smile :) winner💕💕🌸🌸🌸",positive
Witnessed pure beauty from Ft. Lauderdale #SolarEclispe2017,positive
Being #happy means letting go of the clinging and attachment to things in your life. #WednesdayWisdom #life,positive
@NBCNews @MarkHalperin @KeirSimmons Well that's funny cause we all know she is a serious Russian mafia atty,positive
"Everyday I wake up, a different @SpursOfficial player signs a contract extension! Love it!! #future #is #bright #COYS",positive
#twd comes on soon #happy,positive
"@WhiskurMew Happy birthday, beautiful! I hope today is as lovely, wonderful, and astounding as you are!! You deserve no less than that! 😊🎉🎂💞",positive
"This night is sparkling, don't you let it go! I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home..' #ValerieBot",positive
The enjoyment of seeing the same thing your ex did to you happen to them! #karma #😂 #whatgoesaroundcomesaround,positive
"05.30 is my time......brew, toast and TV before anyone else gets up  #earlydoors #mumlife #lifewithtoddlers",positive
So happy Steven and I were together to experience that 💞 she's so beautiful,positive
"@_lanimoreno and I had Chem, Anatomy, and now IB Sports together (': #amazing",positive
@amstrado_CPC @ShittySUFanart the single tear is him being joyous that he's deleted the monster that has brought generations of despair,positive
watching my first Cage of Death and my word this is tremendous,positive
"Be it a rainy day, be it cheerful sunshine, I am a Prussian, want nothing to be but a Prussian.:|",positive
"@NFLonFOX @TheDoctorCarson @FOXSports Easy, breezy, beautiful...",positive
@saffronieee thnx fan 😂,positive
Hey Andy Van Dyke Thanks for the recent follow! Happy to connect :) Look forward to your next interesting posts.,positive
"🍃When #life shows you have a hundred reasons to cry, show it that you have a hundred and one reasons to #smile. 🍃 #quotes @Mind_Console",positive
Completely blown away by @EvaNoblezada @alistairbrammer @JonJonBriones and the cast of @MissSaigonUK tonight. #fathomevents #speechless,positive
"@5ftanomaly aside from that i'm all about pleasing the individual that i'm involved with, my pleasure comes from their pleasure.",positive
@lawson__lynch my kinda girl pleasing the dick right😍😏,positive
It's my time to shine 😅,positive
trying my best to be happy :-),positive
Not untill today has anyone ever said to me they remember what I had on over 7 years ago when they met me n liked me since #cutealert #happy,positive
@D_McMenemy It'll be easy to spot the parade of tiny weans in expensive jammies. Really is hilarious!,positive
Today is 71117. 😀,positive
Choose someone who makes you laugh #😂,positive
"@glacierqxeen   'Whoo, welcome~!' He greeted cheerfully.",positive
"The world needs more laughter, more love, and a little more of you. - R.M Drake.",positive
Going to be a student nurse for 4 weeks eeeeppp #newexperience #scared #excitedmuch,positive
@crazace76 it looks cool and animated well for pixel art !,positive
"omg so grateful to have an education but ive been back at school for 2 (two) days and my back hurts, im exhausted and breaking out already 😍",positive
3:45am and off to the hospital! Elouise's waters have gone!  #Labour #LittleSister #superexcited,positive
All the bright places  #movie💯😍,positive
Going to finally start getting ready for my move☺️,positive
"@BettyBowers @BWANA86a Hilarious, coming from a fake female. #ironic",positive
"@rubeseatsinfo from here, it's but a short step to biweekly Community Meetings over a hearty meal of soy flakes",positive
Rojo is hilarious,positive
@bradshawjp Sweet! #optimism,positive
Nearly 12 o'clock and we are here listening to music and my girlie is making me howl with her dancing #oldtunes #daughter #laughs #memories,positive
@shoe0nhead @ObscuredLeg Hi I just wanted to wish you two a happy tuesday.😊,positive
"@RKsAllyCat82 No, but I'm planning on it before September 😊",positive
God hears your voice optimism at the moment that you think that everything has failed you ✨.,positive
Happy birthday to ma brother from another mother @Official1Cedi dis year More blessing #Break itz,positive
"You turned my world with a smile, and you take my heart with a kiss",positive
"Just watched Django Unchained, Other people may frown, but I titter in delight! 2/5",positive
It's Thursday which means it's Grey's day #TGIT,positive
@lennyabrahamson May I send you a copy of #HeroTheGreyhound? Either e-book or real paper one! A boy and a greyhound #smiles #tears,positive
"- Due to the historically long bond between dogs and humans, dogs have evolved to understand human laughter. #FeelAlive",positive
Whatever you decide to do make sure it makes you #happy.,positive
Asked my client to take a twitter photo at the home away from home. He was happy to oblige 🍑#redlightsmakeeverythingbetter,positive
mum got out of a rlly bad car crash completely not injured and i found a rlly sentimental piece of jewellery i thought i'd lost #blessed,positive
Do what makes you successful and #happy now and forever,positive
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.  #funny #pun #punny #lol #hilarious",positive
@Dubai92 try asking for a cheeseburger with only onion & mustard at any #McDonalds #hilarious,positive
I'm still laughing 'Bitch took my pillow' line #glee #kurt,positive
*violently screams at the four winds* WE AINT EVER GETTING OLDER *cute jovial rhythm starts* *moves hips along and waves arms in the air*,positive
"Fear not @lisajnc1951, God is with you, don't be discouraged, for He is your God, He strengthens and helps you at all time. Is 41:10",positive
@dngokingyok They are my hetero guilty pleasure 😂,positive
Too much niggas knew where my mum lived so we moved her out 😊 definitely one of the best feelings recently lol,positive
"@NoorBazzi14 lowkey I want to go just to chirp Anna LOL but say hi to Atkins for me!! One of my favourite coaches, he's smart and caring",positive
"@Deb_Renee Good morning, you're very welcome awesome lady 🤗 😍",positive
For what a beautiful day.,positive
Spread smiles around everywhere you go #spreadingsmiles #smiles #healtyliving #LaughOutLoud #happinessallaround,positive
"Something about these cool, breezy fall days.. 😍🍂🌾🍁",positive
"Finally finished this term's class book, Sky Hawk by @gill_lewis kids in tears and actually cheering at the end #good read",positive
#smile is the #respect we give everyone.,positive
"The dictionary words for #joy are – gladness, cheerfulness, exultation, rapture, pleasure, delight.",positive
The fun never stops. 🙃 #sarcasm,positive
Best quote from a 7 in German - Almost #happy,positive
Vincent looking super lively boy... Hattrick perhaps lol,positive
@RonMexico760 The guy who calls people 'cuck' and is anti-BLM is offended by idea that he might not be pro-policing reform? That's amazing.,positive
@jinsproducer Thank you so much!! I don't draw a whole lot anymore but long haired jun is #inspiring,positive
The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra,positive
I'm so so so excited for #UsernameRegenerated  I can't wait! I wish I could get a signed copy! I'm so happy for you. @Joe_Sugg,positive
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D,positive
@WalmartToday your hitting it spot on with your commercials. Love the one with the town coming to eat and bringing chairs. #brilliant,positive
@chichupedathaa ROFL 🤣,positive
Hey NASCAR fans. Are you going to the race in Loudon this weekend?  Why not stop by New Day Diner for a great hearty breakfast before you go,positive
Punchline king is back! @Paedeezy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 #bright city lights,positive
@FoodwiseWomen @GilesMacDonogh Thank you 😊,positive
God is #good all the time.,positive
"@nw_autonate   *She held the back of his skull, smiling into the kiss.*",positive
@SueLeibman Just got an audition for a lead role in a #SAGFilm #actor #moviestar #awesome #happy  @IMDb #Me #RT,positive
Misery loves company. The church ought to be a place where it finds none. -Pastor Kris Theobald #joy #rejoice,positive
Wishing the Ipswich Tigers good luck in their games throughout homecoming week!! We are cheering you on here at the City Office! GO TIGERS!,positive
Today is already off to a great start..... 🙄,positive
i just read an article titled - what 12 indian men think about women's fashion choices and im so done with the internet for today. #ironic,positive
I love looking at my old statuses on Facebook. The one I have from four years ago on this day was about #glee. I had so many opinions...,positive
"My head is anointed, my cup runneth over Don't pour from an empty cup #delight #love #joy",positive
@SteveConteNYC lovely! 😀,positive
@MericanMainer AWW. I had a Maine Coon when I was little named Ted Eddy the Wonder Cat. They're such good cats! Very playful and sweet,positive
@SquishyJiminie aww thank you!! I'm definitely feeling much better today and your messages cheer me up too ☺️,positive
It's meant to be!! #happy #happy,positive
Need your help guys 😊 survey for a friend,positive
My future must be bright af.,positive
@mashable For some reason this has filled me with delight. See Auntie laugh.,positive
@myouimina U r but idk to what extent u can go with teasing me 😃 u love it too much.,positive
"#BridgetJonesBaby is the best thing I've seen in ages! So funny, I've missed Bridget! #love #hilarious #TeamMark",positive
It is so exhilarating taking on the challenge of demonstrating + explaining WHY #JamesJoyce's #Ulysses is so endearing & wonderful!,positive
@kymwhitley hello Miss Lady I'm sure today brings you happiness and laughter use your voice also to make us laugh  god knows we need it,positive
"@CarolynTopol Ciara asks was it a sci-fi movie, Julie & Jen just stare, Claire on her phone, Joey bolts when the cab honks. LMAO",positive
I was having a #BadDay and i went on #YouTube and watched @domoandcrissy reaction to old pics. #Thanks #ladies for the #laughs,positive
Suddenly dreams of mine are coming true. #happy,positive
@BernadetteAlly cute smile!,positive
"Elle: a delicious, dark, perverse work of intrigue, streaked with cruel humour. Superb performance from Isabelle Huppert. A one off #ElleDVD",positive
#Eclipe2017 An eclipse carries a large jolt of #energy. This one cut a wide swath across the United States. #Change #excitement #transition,positive
"You must be knowing #blithe means (adj.)  Happy, cheerful.",positive
"When Duane Allman died, I learned to appreciate Stevie Ray Vaughan. True story.  #blues #legends",positive
I hope my eyes were camera that records all happy moments+,positive
@WSJNordics You make the world a more joyful place. #TheNiceBot,positive
@sydneyswans #cheer #cheer the #red and #white we are now off to #grand final to #win the #fight. Thanks @JetstarAirways,positive
"I'm moving this weekend & my sugar daddy will replace it so, it is what it is. Niggas still happy.",positive
had noodles for tea yummmmmmy #yum #yummy #ddlg #abdl #chgl #noodles,positive
@PromilaSingh15 Thank you so much Promila aunty 😃,positive
Being in the countryside all day was so pleasing,positive
Can't wait to take family pictures 😩💜💜 just so excited to start doing fun things with my babies 👨‍👩‍👧,positive
Laudrup and his evil white companions rejoice.,positive
I found #marmite in Australia. `:) #happy,positive
"When I think about Yondu & his crew, Rocket, & Groot doing 700 jumps to Ego planet, I start laughing.",positive
@MichiganBromo Good optimism sir :),positive
"@DKTaylorWriter I thought that was funny, too. But maybe not such a coincidence. Green must be the official color of optimism.",positive
@LiamJamesVernon love the optimism!! BLUE MOON!,positive
I can't afford to be unhappy. I've made it this far and there isn't anything or anyone that's going to take my happiness away.,positive
Optimism leads to success. - Bill Kerr @Coach__Kerr #success #optimism #goals,positive
"Woke up in a great mood, ready to get back to work 😊",positive
On our way to #Gamescom17 What can we expect and who will we meet? #excitement,positive
@jaimitoelcrack7 Seriously...I've been sitting here for five minutes watching this in awe. It never gets less amazing.,positive
brennan cook and breezy should get back together😍😍😍,positive
@R1Breakfast Totes had to re-listen to the endless hilarity that was Tom Odell's 'raaar' this morning 😂😂😂 @grimmers @fionaradio @TinaDaheley,positive
"Riding at night has got to be one of the most exhilarating, refreshing things I have ever done.",positive
What a raucous crowd today @GCSchoolsNC #GCSArtsPD17! How often does one hear applause and cheers at PD?! #excitement @ARTSEDNC @nakiahardy,positive
@christinequinty I just knew. #delightful #Eclipse,positive
"Damn, y'all flamin' him. 😂  I just thought it was funny. 😂😂",positive
"Better mood today! Bring me #teasing, #flirting, #xdressers, #laughter, and #roleplayers! Also #confessions and #secrets @underdeskloser",positive
Best evening adult drink w/chocolate #satisfaction is @Nestle DARK hot chocolate + chili powder + cinnamon + whiskey #delicious ☕️,positive
#hate going to the doctor on so many levels but least I can go sleep with a #smile just watched #Dwight on live nation,positive
Got to be up in 4 hours to go back to work #cantsleep #excited,positive
I'm doing all this to make sure you smiling down on me bro,positive
@Steeeevie_ breezy luvvvv,positive
Just enjoyed a delicious salad drenched in Theon Nectar's Greek Extra Virgin Olive Oil  – absolutely DELICIOUS!! Mmmmm! #yummy #healthy,positive
"Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live! #f4f",positive
@OpentheDoorRadi thanks for playing Crock Pot Going #radio #blog #blues #music #indiemusic,positive
Never make a #decision when you're #angry and never make a #promise when you're #happy. #wisewords,positive
@MGBarbieri @SpalkTalk And just saw your LinkedIn comment after I sent this! Thanks for the message 😀,positive
"Learning to trust God can quiet a troubled & restless heart, bring peace to a weary soul, & eliminate the hopelessness that #addiction is!",positive
You don't know what to expect by Brendon's video lmao LA devotee video got me shook,positive
#Stitchers season 3 marathon. #FreeForm has some #entertaining shows.,positive
Been spoilt even got a Kylie lip kit 😆,positive
462 appearances in PL and 200 goals!! 2.31 games per goal. That's very nearly a goal in every 2 games #crap 😂😂 🙄🙄🤔🤔 #Rooney,positive
"@chrisdrunkpoets @MusicHourUK 💞🛸✨ Love your new music Chris!!!🌟🎯🍎It's otherworldly, like you!! #awesomeness 🦄🧜🏽‍♂️🧜🏽‍♀️🧙🏽‍♀️🧙🏽‍♂️✨🔆",positive
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Ofcourse, a house doesn’t jump at all. #elephantsportsllp #happy #jokeoftheday #laugh #stayhealthy",positive
Genuinely and perfectly #happy,positive
"@PuddlesPityP Witnessed #totality, overcome with insane awe & emotion. Son equated to witnessing your talent. #hegetsit #cry #eclipse2017",positive
"#AmazonPrimeDay2017 is basically my new favorite holiday.  GPS watch, food storage, pet toys, books acquired! @amazon #happy #shopping",positive
@trevschan2 when is fear going to get a truly badass villain? Madison isn't a villan to us.  I'm cheering for the Clarks! Lol,positive
Finding a store that is closing is both sad and #awesome. 50% off everything!? Get in me now! My bag is nothing but #redbull & aloe water,positive
"@DayveeSutton BIG thank you for liking my little Pumpkin  :)  She's the smallest of my 4, but is very playful & wakes me up most mornings.",positive
.@Travelanswerman: When U ride on a pile of salt life is extra sweet! Always salty always savory! #surfing #aloha #smiling …,positive
"I took a yr off school and I'm proud to say I got accepted again, yo girl is going to finish! #happy",positive
Today in Selfcare: beauty & laughs Kung Fu Panda 3 #Wellness #joy #laughter #selfcare #therapist #philadelphia,positive
 @cailamarsai you've had me   the whole time watching @black_ishABC after you've lost your #glasses! It was #hilarious! @mrbabyboogaloo,positive
Great start. Exciting new innovation = new challenges. @VisaSecurity #VSS2017 #brilliance,positive
Come to the @BullSkitComedy FUNdraiser this Fri. at 8pm @TheScottBlock. Because #pie + #face = !,positive
"Lmboo , using my nephew for meme",positive
I'm BEYOND entertained 😂 and in this case it's a sad thing to witness 😂😂 watch and loving the dms 😘 #flattered #cantdoitlikeme #poorthing 😋,positive
I love when gg cheering up eo. Apink rv mamamoo jjang!!!!,positive
I just love #humid NYC #summer 🔥🙄💦 #sarcasm,positive
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PANDERIFIC PANDA IK.@TheOrionSound I hope you have an amazing day Oli i love u so much and i ❤️ur vids they make me 😃,positive
Happy #worldfringeday I can't think of a more appropriate year to perform at the @edfringe for the first time with @CultureClashUK,positive
"'Hello, World' program's finally ready for GitHub 😊",positive
@m00nlightjules happy birthday mamon!!! 😄,positive
"@MeghanEMurphy Oh gosh, if you get 800+ raging comments from cruise fans, I will just die laughing!",positive
It amazes me how many useful videos there are on Youtube.  Everyone sharing knowledge & making money doing it. #wonderful,positive
if today is the first time you're playing FFXII I am happy for you. #Zodiacage,positive
@DJ_Musicologist #Disney's 1994 #animated #musical #film #TheLionKing was influenced by #WilliamShakespeare's #Hamlet. Songs by #EltonJohn.,positive
Something #awestruck me today as i was laughing to a non subtitle korean variety show...,positive
"Even though it is raining, sun will shine #AndrewGoldman_I @AndrewGoldman_I #wisdom #think #philosophy #knowledge #life #happy #joy #best",positive
happy birthday to anne ! we wish her all the best and hope she's having a wonderful day,positive
@B4caferacer I see things in  the clouds that others can't see so I can #elate,positive
@jessmacf_ But his mannerisms are hilarious !!,positive
'The heart of one person is also cheerful that it may contain the pain of all people.' #francesco #cheerful #love #people #change #God,positive
"Learning is key while converting your leaning to someone else is door, so when you do both you will open the door of success.   #x33",positive
Edge of my seat @GameOfThrones loved it #dragonsontheWall,positive
@tenderlove listened to your CUSEC 2015 talk again for inspiration in writing my own conference talk #tornado of #laughs,positive
I'm always smiling so that's why I'm always happy 😂,positive
A beautiful day starts with you being cheerful and letting the #joy of the #Lord spring out of you <3  Nelly Cruz,positive
This rain had me dancing in the street #rejoice #rejoice #thetimeofgreatsorrowisover,positive
"@ThomasSanders This was great, looking forward to next part! 😄",positive
She mad sus hung up on me 😂,positive
@ButUCanCallMeZ I always wondered your feelings on this and I'm so glad to hear it. 😊,positive
Failure is a part of success. You can't experience the joy of success with also experiencing failure. #bethehero #success #failure #joy,positive
'This one?'  'A bit odd looking isn't he? Pointy.' The alien asked.  'Perhaps. But he'll be #wonderful. He's from the Steve pile.' #vss365,positive
LOVE LOVE LOVE #smile #fun #relaxationiskey,positive
@MonikaGoswamiRK I just see 2 episodes #DilLagi but still curious why you're falling for the Hero 😆 watching more soon.. 😉😃,positive
jk. started this week strong and it's still going strong.,positive
Good morning and happy Tuesday! I hope you have a terrific day! Enjoy it tons 😃,positive
@ian_beckett Have the most wonderful day Ian.,positive
"They tend to loosen up a bit when drunk, and can seem pretty cheerful.",positive
"Oklahoma, South Carolina, Idaho, and Louisiana I'll see you this fall 😍 #excitement",positive
Will WHU be old bill free by the time the game with Chelsea comes around? 😂 😂 😂 That will be lively to say the least #AFC,positive
@pattonoswalt @EricaRoman_ Amazing how folks are foaming at the mouth to judge. We're happy for you @pattonoswalt !!!!!!!!!!,positive
She'll leave you with a smile,positive
@daveweigel a laurel and hearty handshake,positive
It's okay sus. Let that hurt go 🤗 * that's me hugging ya bitter ass * 😂😂😂,positive
@rachcolours But smiling 😄☔️,positive
Happy birthday to me 😄 no I'm not lucky I'm blessed yes 😂,positive
Another loss to city in the cup next 🙈 😂😂 cmon united!,positive
Made my night that @GordonReid91 Reid was included in tonight's hilarity. Some of those points were brilliant. Thanks @andy_murray,positive
Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang ♥@Amynicolehill12 ♥ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut #smile #Whitegirlwednesday,positive
@LindseySanford @simplymeasured this makes me giggle with glee!,positive
Who also miss glee ? #gleek #glee #GleeForever #DreamsComeTrue #dontstopbelieving #gleecast @GLEEonFOX,positive
@candycmarketing What happens if you don't want to watch this 'content'? Can't vote then 😆,positive
"Spread the love means no matter how hard life is, never stop smilling :) and be happy. Always.",positive
"Waking up to the #scent of #coffee, there's no other #pleasure .  #morning #carliforniadreaming #Writers",positive
@SpnTentation Thank you! My first solo run!  #excited #andnervous,positive
Heading to PNC today to get the ball going for my MA! #goingforit #nervous #excited,positive
"The T.I / Shawty Lo beef is one of the more underrated ones in hip-hop history. Chock-full of wit, bravado and hilarity.",positive
TheNiceBot: WSJNordics You make the world a more joyful place. #TheNiceBot #MPN #DemiLovato,positive
"@TheSandraGal Glad to see that you're having fun in the sun. Water sports are always fun, challenging, and exhilarating. #happiness #beauty",positive
On the bright side ma work pals have treated me too a spotty dotty cookie,positive
@strictlysimilak something about English sparkling wine would be good. Or farmhouse cider. Or Italian cocktails. Thanks.,positive
This is the day that the lord has made I will rejoice and BE GLAD IN IT! 🙌🏿🌟 #blessed #favored #loved #,positive
@LoveMyFFAJacket FaceTime - we can still annoy you 😂,positive
i love that tay & tiff are just sitting at my house while i'm at work 🙃,positive
Really hoping that this is one of those take a leap and it will pay off moments. #optimism 💪🏻✨,positive
Gooood morning it is such a #blessing to see another day all that Read this I hope have a great morning,positive
#note8 #animated said pen. Amazing. Wife loves this one,positive
OMG NOL i love u so so much i love ur cheery face and hugs 😘😘😘 @CRAZYmac17,positive
@PaulCalafiore_ Absolutely ! Happy blessed Tuesday ❤️,positive
@palmtreesarah @WorthingTheatre had more fun than the funniest person in funsville..... Much hilarity as usual.... Thank you ❤️,positive
@lauramuiruns @Diamond_League Loved cheering you on with my kids!!!! X,positive
@rickysnecklace I'm so proud Mils! Keep smiling ❤️,positive
@beautifuIbaek Wow! I hope i win. 😭 thanks for this. 😊,positive
Hello everyone! How are you? Sinong excited na for live shows? Hahaha don't worry we are too 😃😬,positive
@johnwintertweet dudes who wanna play some bass but not buy a bass (me) rejoice,positive
"Hailing from Izu Beach, a sparkling ★TWINKLE★ star, it's the newcomer everyone's been waiting for, Yohane♪",positive
What does Amelia want?! Sarah was v grateful  #CBB,positive
"no offense to those who love k culture, u can love it all you want bbs!! 💖 but i just personally want to get to know my own country's-",positive
Nice to be able to turn the alarm clock off until next Tuesday morning. #awesome,positive
My friend just messaged me 'ugh I'm so hungry I can't wait for breakfast' #socialmedia #WineWednesday  #funny #laughing,positive
@ArriFaun This was such a great way to start the day lmao 🤣😂,positive
Good morning! Welcome the new day into your life and your heart #mindfulness  #zen,positive
Are we all aware thar we are using a hashtag that has Eclipse spelled incorrectly?! @ScienceChannel @NebraskaMed  #SolarEclispe  #giggles,positive
Welcome new followers @GibbonWa @Halmarun @CleanFaceSkin We will mostly be talking #happiness & #ethicalfashion Happy to connect :),positive
Over 70% of social sharing is dark & over 50% of web traffic comes from #darksocial. @colinzalewski #LIFTSocial,positive
"#BridgetJonesBaby is the best thing I've seen in ages! So funny, I've missed Bridget! #love  #TeamMark",positive
Mood : Happy 🙂 #blessing,positive
@joerogan I looked at the eclipse without glasses and now I have x-ray vision! #awesomeness,positive
Hello.. I need Some Grumpy Cat Leggings A.s.a.p. Mmmkay😂😍 #adorable #cute #infj,positive
Jeong su is easy to get along with everybody likes him and not intimidated by him.. I like him.. he reminds me of seunghoon,positive
I aspire to have Val's self confidence and optimism tbh 👏💖 #GBBO,positive
Life is a #blessing,positive
"After soul searching, I'd like to announce that I've chosen @chrissyteigen & @nicolerichie to be my adopted sisters due to their hilarity",positive
Rabbit races ... 😊 .. simply perfect!   So glad @LeBatardShow and @Stugotz790 are back!,positive
mustache_harbor: TiburonChamber plus a hearty pour of #yachtrock by #mustacheharbor !,positive
"Every time I hear @jtkantor's organ kick in on the new @sayswhopodcast, I break into the goofiest smile.",positive
"Easy day at school today; last rehearsal before the show tomorrow... #excited to play #Nancy in #Oliver, then straight into new project! 😍",positive
@neiltyson my BF and I just rewatched the episode of #GravityFalls you were and he's fanboying  #YeahScience,positive
"You know, you're pro-actively playful. You want to press your boobs into my face, Tatenashi. I'm not saying no, though. =3",positive
@itejasmehta @QTalker My pleasure 😊,positive
Somebody called y'all president a fucknugget 😂😂 idk what that is but it was the laugh I needed this morning 😭,positive
Thank you @twitter for the balloons today.  #goodday #48,positive
i'm doing laundry and watching that 70's show with a bunch of strangers. #happy #birthday #to #me,positive
@SandraOldfield I LOVE the comics! #hilarious,positive
Ha ha love flats description of Marlie packer... Default setting 'combat mode'.... 😂😂😂😂😂  #brilliant  @davidflatman @MarliePacker #WRWC2017,positive
A warm #smile is the universal language of kindness William Arthur Ward #love #kindness,positive
PUPPY FOR ADOPTIONS !!! Happy pics!! Please SHARE for exposure! Put out the word to good adopter prospects!...,positive
It's a beautiful pout. c:,positive
I #love to #laugh and share #laughter as way to share #joy,positive
Whenever I see you my day gets better and better ☺ #sarcastic,positive
"So hungry after eclipse. Ate a few slices of roasted beef, some cheese, and a glass of wine. Now I need a nap after reading. #bliss #eclipse",positive
My siblings look all gangster & I look all cheery 😅😂,positive
@OccasionalGod isn't that the reason horror is popular? the exhilaration that comes from discomfort is enjoyable -- watch The Green Room :D,positive
"This night is sparkling don't you let it go, I'm wonder struck, Blushing on the way home.'",positive
Literally work almost everyday can't wait to start my PT #blessed 🙏💙,positive
SOLD OUT!!!! Next batch in 3 days!!!!,positive
wow :o this was included in the playlist #awesome,positive
@CNN @cnnbrk what is the #FakeNews of the day? Need my #laughter to start my day. @foxandfriends @realDonaldTrump @kilmeade @PeteHegseth,positive
@RandyRainbow Brilliant & clever as always. #delight,positive
I've got some new pens to break in. Name an animated series and I'll draw you in that style 🖍,positive
So happy I live in NYC! See you tomorrow .....@SamHeughan @Barbour,positive
Love your new show @driverminnie,positive
A hearty thank you to you all for joining in tonight. Some delicious British dishes on your menus. #BeerClub,positive
i'll have my own apartment and not have to sneak alcohol into my dorm room or worry about being loud #blessed,positive
@Zen1dfabflake You are all our angelic comrades!,positive
I'm a proud father to a mustache #babystache #adorable #newborn,positive
beautiful day Lord has made let us rejoice & be glad in it & rejoice Hillary NOT president! God bless POTUS & United States of America🇺🇸👍,positive
I got a free Dr.Pepper from the vending machine #awesome,positive
Solid starts by #Bozzelli and #BenEvans. Hoping for a good #start !,positive
@CutTimeComic They are adorable !!! I need them all 😭,positive
Taking my first #CreativeWriting class this semester. Never before has my grade been based on writing short stories,positive
"I’ve learnt that a #smile and good #morning goes a long way, and saying #thankyou goes even further.  #quote #retweet #inspire",positive
@talkfreelyalway @westbrookdanni Haha 👌🏼it's nice to know you take the time to find out so much about me too #flattered 😘,positive
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu #wedding #happy #love",positive
@Smilejamtvj @clarkecooper @DahliaHarris looking fab today pleasing to the artistic eye! #GirlPowerTuesday,positive
#terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter! #hilarious #cleverpeople,positive
Well that draw is lively! #EFLCup,positive
Best horror Comedy movie of 2017 #AnandoBrahma @taapsee #SrinivasReddy . In 2nd half I got throat pain #toomuch #laughs,positive
These girls who are playful and childlike seem to have such lovely relationships. Can't imagine them having serious convos but it's cute  😍😍,positive
"Luke 1:14 He will be a joy and delight to you, and many will rejoice because of his birth",positive
Vin Diesel is pretty cool. I have seen him in that movie Riddick and Pitch Black too. He must work out or something. #smiles,positive
Leon's cheerfulness is always a big help.,positive
@GOT7Official @jrjyp happy birthday jin young!!!!!! #PrinceJinyoungDay  #happyjinyoungday #got7 #happy #birthday,positive
ari looks hilarious oh my g d this is too much,positive
@Popstufs3 Coffee is good and view is even better 😊,positive
@AlbinomiteMM4 I'll be cheering you on from the bench,positive
"She's foaming at the lips the one between her hips @realobietrice, one of many great lyrics",positive
@marcdeacon_ Happy Birthday Marc have a good one! Xx,positive
@iamjpk @NameisNani what the phd!  eesav gattiga 😆,positive
@ADenkyirah Happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day filled with lots of joy and laughter <3 (despite tumblr being a jerk- once again),positive
Catering channel's at the height technics hearty enjoyment symptomatize: vrlfEyrN,positive
@lutonmagoo @GaryLineker @mrjamesob I so love @mrjamesob means @GaryLineker very bright people,positive
"As for me, i fucking don't care how many cars they paraded up and down. None belongs to them anyway! Lol hehehe #fact #sarcasm lol 😉😊😂",positive
@JackCurryYES he's just lucky...bad pitchers...#WHATEVER...ElKracken is #legit #future #bright #gottawearshades #LetsGoYankees,positive
A #new day to #live and #smile. Hope all the #followers a nice #night or #day. :D,positive
@slashersocial #horror H3LL I SURE DID!!! LOL Happy about this decision. :),positive
This Wednesday @ChandlerBMusic #kickstarter begins! Y'all be READY! #ChandlerBayMusic #ChandlerBayEP #tantrum,positive
Happy Amazon Prime day to all my primers 😆,positive
"“When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.”―Maya Angelou",positive
@passagefoods @TKMaxx_UK @Tesco Yes!!! Thank you. Bought loads today! #happy,positive
"5,000 new US #citizens swearing in now! #tears #congratulations",positive
@soboleskih Okay this is hilarious,positive
@kristeen_battle Your AVI♥♥♥A-one #smile #hairstyle #pretty,positive
@Corsair those sparkling looks like a gay vampire 😁,positive
"I'm #happy as f*** to be accepted with my #chromesthesia by my #CBT doctress, never called 'crazy' for my #colors :-)",positive
15 minutes of yoga to your breakfast routine will change your day #preparation #sunriseyoga #bodyawareness #health #yoga #smile #stretch,positive
"@laurenwils0n_ Happy birthday gorg, have a good one 😘 x",positive
"@domholland You did brilliant on The Chase. Of course, you were with Tucker flippin' Jenkins so we were cheering like mad, but top job!",positive
@wengzyjb I don't even know na naa koy beautiful nightmare hahahaha oks,positive
They say money can't buy happiness... Retweet this if you'd be happy with 27 Million Dollars.,positive
@YummyMummiesAU LOL 😍 This show is so funny,positive
madly in love with the love of @ActionBronson for food. <3  <3  <3  #fuckthatis,positive
"Well stock finished & listed, living room moved around, new editing done & fitted in a visit to the in-laws. #productivityatitsfinest #happy",positive
@SilkInSide @TommyJoeRatliff that's so pretty! I love the sky in the background and the purple highlights with the dull colors is great,positive
Doing my daily devotionals brings  me such 🙌🏽 joy to my life. Its truly #amazing to study his words. #amen #godisgood #dailydevotionals,positive
Desmond was asleep when I called after I got out of my meeting... he still answered and let me vent to him the whole way home 😍 #sweetness,positive
Today's ECLIPSE was a warm fuzzy for the entire country. A GIANT GROUP HUG❤️😎💕#EclipseSolar2017 #repair #smiles,positive
"Indian time it's already ur birthday @akshaymarwah22. Have a stupendous birthday. Wish you more success, laughter and lots of love. Hugs. x",positive
@Shaftesbury_LRC Genius! Love the poster 😃. The #excitement is on for next Monday 😃,positive
@OilersFanSean yup I feel dirty cheering,positive
You get out of a relationship now 'hoe is life' don't make me laugh 😆,positive
"Elinor,' she laughed so little known, all over every body at the brilliant cheerfulness of sweetmeats and a fashion.",positive
That moment when the worry is lifted #grateful,positive
Star trek online has a update to download oh fuming yay,positive
"#Followback Quote_Soup: Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. #optimism",positive
I'm so #glad my #baby can't hear what I'm #thinking,positive
"@IndieWire @cinemaeyehonors #WaltzWithBashir was incredible, tho I think it's more of an #animated film than #documentary about #Lebanon war",positive
@GaryClarkJr  seriously best turn out for blues i have ever seen. #amazing,positive
@berniedole looks that way. But let's think about Rohan last week ... #optimism,positive
Well that was exhilarating. I didn't know you could have goosebumps for 2 hrs 5m straight.,positive
"@Za_buhmaid Happy birthday sweety .. sweet 21 hun hope u have a wonderful day and a wondrful joyful year better than the last one, Luv U ♥",positive
@Walu2go @ThisisLukeOwen Yes it is. I especially love the ramble chat love when they go off topic for like ten minutes. #awesomeness,positive
@pixietangerine @hatersbackoff im so exited!! I am shaking so much 😍😍 and im so pround of Colleen and the fandom! Everyone is amazing 😍,positive
im clapping and cheering for both teams ...,positive
"•Days!' He was itching for a fight..itching for the exhilaration of battle, of almost getting defeated, the adrenaline pumping• @RojinHitto",positive
Manchester United v Manchester City #happy days #EFL,positive
"@Nikhilv95 @LydiajaneF I wish, I really, truly wish, that I had just a modicum of your banter. #hilarious",positive
The LORD your God is in your midst—a warrior bringing victory. He will create calm with his love; he will rejoice over you with singing.,positive
"When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed. »Maya Angelou",positive
#ContentwiththeLordsPortion:O satisfy us early with thy #mercy;that we may #rejoice & be glad all our days.#Ps 90:14 #gladness #joy,positive
The current run of superman continues to be a delight! You can feel the love poured into it by everone on the creative team #superman,positive
"By the way, I'm wearing the smile you gave me today.   #you #me",positive
#ContentwiththeLordsPortion:O satisfy us early with thy #mercy;that we may #rejoice & be glad all our days.#Ps 90:14 #gladness #joy #delight,positive
"@airtelindia have some issues with my broadband bill ,I am charged for the month before I signed up with airtel.. #hilarious",positive
The blue vest Planet of the Apes/ DeRay thing is hilarious. This shows his age because the original literally had a blue vest on.😅,positive
"Funny, LOL, you actually grew up to be that despicable azzhole you portrayed in Videodrome. #ironic.",positive
@AmandaHolden Lovely photo Amanda! #summerhols #carefree,positive
Late dinner with my dad and fam in the mountains. I'm having an appetizer consisting of pop tarts and coffee. #delightful,positive
Go follow me on Musically @budderlordk1ng I am making a lively. Come and join BFFing and Following ;) See you there!,positive
#twd comes on soon,positive
"@johntassparker Well, at the time, I think there was that concern. Now it is all bright and shiny with a price tag to match.",positive
Was watching more Subnatica so fun and funny and IGP is so hilarious #funny #omg #amazing #nice #hilarious,positive
"@swish41 No offense but the mavs are only my 2nd favorite part about Dallas, 1# is the barbecue #delicious",positive
5 person of renown cheerful expectation solutions-pleasure principle back: HsNHZMJSc,positive
Cool to see when smart #CowboysTwitter folks chirp the same stuff you did during your review.  This is why I joined.,positive
"SUCCESS isn't just about what you accomplish in life, it's about what you inspire others to do. #inspiration  #inspire",positive
"@PersephoneOD Her cheerful voice echoed through the grand, familiar home, a smile blossoming on my rosy brims, 'Mom.' I reciprocated the --",positive
"After sleeping past noon, I look out the window to see my hotel has a HOT TUB!!!!! #bliss",positive
I start my lpn program this October 😌 #blessed,positive
@help_dms___ So good lunch 😊,positive
"Charlotte and a friend just climbed to the top of a windmill! Think the view was easy, breezy, beautiful? @PlayHollywoodU",positive
Today I'm #grateful for  My car My phone My thumbs Going on walks @Twitter   What are you grateful for today?,positive
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. ~ George Orwell, 1984",positive
The greatest happiness is seeing someone you like stay happy - Daidouji Tomoyo [Cardcaptor Sakura ],positive
All I want is get my sister @ashleyclaw & @chrisdelia in a room and listen to both of them laugh #Hollywoodimprov #laughteristhebestmeds #😂,positive
f breezy,positive
"@carysmithwriter @Maria_Savva @RealRockAndRoll We're the least known band in the World, but so glad you asked #muchlove",positive
Ready to start my day after practising my daily #meditation.Today's focus was on #gratitude and there are so many things to be #grateful for,positive
"@AphoticSanguine —but be a little playful.   He hesitantly pulls away, just enough so he could get words out, lips brushing against—",positive
"Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. #optimism",positive
A joyless faith is not one for which Jesus died. #thegospel #joy #Jesus #happiness,positive
Happy happy birthday to the girl who never fails to brighten up everyone's day! Thank you for everything! I'll always be here for you. 🤗,positive
Watching @melissamccarthy in #Spy she's one of Favorite actresses! Last night I was watching her #theboss #hilarious I just want to meet her,positive
@markoheight @Cassie_OB we sound like vampires saying we wanna sink our teeth into the TT lads and their talents 😂😂😂😂😂😂,positive
"@BratzHead happy birthday to the most beautiful cheerful sister ever, llnp 💕❣🎉",positive
If I hit you with the be blessed it's over 😂,positive
Will I get in trouble if @Cody_Nolove or @GordonRamsay show up at #UFC215 and I try to find them at Rogers? 😂 (under 3 weeks!!) #excitement,positive
Tutoring gives me such an exhilarating feeling. I love helping people 😌,positive
Getting an unexpected phone call that instantly cheers you up & makes you smile! :) #week12 #itsthelittlethings #smiles,positive
DC Young fly is hilarious man.,positive
"So excited I get to see Pablo Sandoval Saturday in Cuse, instead of Devers #sarcasm",positive
@H0lliejburrows Congrats beautiful 😘,positive
You know you're in love when all you can do is smile whenever you talk about how he is to someone.,positive
"You aren't weathly until you have something, money can't but.   #goodmorning   #bless #guidelife #usa #uk #ksa",positive
"@AWilliamson54 dude, you're killing it on KSR #hilarious #AradioNatural",positive
At the end of the day you gotta be #happy for you.,positive
"Casper, Wyoming is just about  to witness totality 🌝🌚 #amazing #Eclipse2017",positive
Good times never fade away #smile,positive
"The best part of this day, Jesus, is to snuggle up in your embrace...to rest in your arms and know you love me...💙❤ #sweetEmbrace",positive
"being an entrepreneur at 18 is a real blessing 🙏🏼 the flexibility, doing what you love, and being the one in charge is #great #blessed",positive
Thank you for sending random kind people into my life when I need them the most #smiling #grateful,positive
@adamrodricks I like your optimism!,positive
Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang ♥@Amynicolehill12 ♥ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut  #Whitegirlwednesday,positive
Epicurus~ The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.,positive
"I'm in such a good place right now, so happy... 💛 I just wanted to share that #positivevibes #optimism #followingmydream",positive
@Danger_McLovin Well done! 😀 (your twins Charlii and Cadance),positive
@azizansari Just finished season 2 of #MasterofNone. You are a gifted storyteller! #charming #cinematography #hilarious,positive
I finally decided to create a twitter account. Don't we all need more social media in our lives? #sarcasm 😀,positive
@Author_LB Awesome. My 9 yr old grandson runs cross country. No Simon Whitfield but still a lot of fun cheering him on.,positive
A bit late but had to say Love You Zindagi by The Live 100 experience gave me goosebumps!Big shout to all of them! #awesomeness at its peak,positive
How is your toddler coping with the new arrival? Has he tried killing her yet?' they cheerfully ask.,positive
"I feel so blessed to work with the family that I nanny for ❤️ nothing but love & appreciation, makes me smile.",positive
It feels good to get outside for a minute and get some fresh air.  It's hard to stay cooped up inside all day #breezy,positive
@1barkcom Thank you for the #follow. Looking forward to your tweets as they look entertaining! #smile #socialmedia,positive
@cedricyarbrough We love you! #hilarious   We are looking forward to SO much more!  #kudos on the #pilot @Speechless_ABC #speechless,positive
"Just seen recent pics of Liz Hurley in swimming costume , she looks amazing 😍 #beauty",positive
Rec'd call 2day from Haitian church we started in Florida some 15yrs ago. Preparing to acquire their own bldg. Wanted me to know.,positive
Thank you @twitter for the balloons today. #smile #goodday #48,positive
"@mediacrooks @thenewshour @LodhiMaleeha @ndtv @IndiaToday This is hilarious ! Not a Freudian slip, eh !",positive
@titsjpeg Yeah funny and sexy 😍,positive
"Knowing how to cook is invaluable, what's even better is that even in a 400 sq ft place, I have wide and hearty homestyle egg noodles.",positive
Use your smile to change the world. Don't let the world change your smile.' #quote #actorslife #smile #love #hardworkpaysoff #fun,positive
"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. Abraham Lincoln #optimism #FLOW #nonresistance",positive
Beautiful morning at the beach on Anna Maria Island with my wife. #vacation #blessed #happy,positive
never had a dull moment with u guys 💕,positive
Worst missing is missing ur ownself u used to be once upon a time. #happy #ambitious#innocent #LifeDreamer,positive
"Today I reached 1000 subscribers on YT!! #happy, #goodday, #thankful",positive
@Pontifex To Pope Disclose Fatima's prophecy. Command from  God is very angry. Please disclose the prophecy. I am a blessed 　God's　daughter.,positive
$SRPT Why would Etep patients & Mom's advocate for a drug if it did not work? Anyone listen to the Etep MD's @ Adcomm.. all were elated.,positive
@INCIndia Oh please! INC talking about looting! I'm not saying #BJP is pure but this is such a #hilarious #irony! @BJP4India is def better!,positive
"Hey u never know, Channel 4's version of #GBBO might actually be quite good. A few adverts aren't the end of the world. #optimism",positive
"@HasegawaSona Big, toothy smile as she wiggles about!",positive
The true way to render ourselves #happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. Francoise de Motteville,positive
@AlohaJonathan @AtlantaFX all I've seen is that clip of the jail scene with the sexuality part which was hilarious,positive
Impractical Jokers...practically genius!!!  @BQQuinn #laughter #good4thesoul #ImpracticalJokers #bingewatching,positive
"Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the joyous;",positive
A 'non-permissive environment' is also called a 'battleground' - #MilSpeak #hilarious,positive
Reflection: the grind has been so REAL! Working 2 jobs & being in school. #ksudsm #ksu #recruiter #instructor #tumble #cheer #gradschool,positive
Dean Fujioka's History Maker is on Spotify as well as Breaking Benjamin's Dear Agony. #amazing #wonderful #iloveyouspotify #noonecaresbutido,positive
"@paraplyene @soupper i just read it and it's so fun??!!!! So lighthearted and cheerful, i was right, it's a double cavity for me.",positive
So happy that I discovered coding...knowing what you want to do in life at the age of 23 is an amazing feeling.  #webdevelopment,positive
@MaajidNawaz hahahaha the adverts in your show are begging to recruit teachers. Irony. #irony,positive
@BrianaBanksxoxo I send ya a few #playful nibbles 😉,positive
@JessicaZ00 @ZRlondon ditto!! Such an amazing atmosphere! #PhilippPlein #cheerleaders #stunt #LondonEvents #cheer,positive
@FilthyFrank My first time watching your vids and i died of laughter. Keep this up dude,positive
@backtwo0 I believe these are my first pieces of artwork lol. A few of us received them. Hysterical 🤣,positive
got a channel on my Roku which has 24/7 Invader Zim playing.,positive
@SkyNews @CNN @cnnbrk watching the #totalsolareclipse on ur channels right now #amazing what's happening in the #usa,positive
@caseydellacqua @ashbar96 Will be cheering for you both! Go @caseydellacqua and @ashbar96,positive
I got to ride with and witness Amanda Coker break a 77 year old bicycling world record. Awesome athlete!  #amandacoker #tdf #relentless,positive
"Grateful for all the hungry people in my life! Hungry to learn, change, grow, help, etc - not sure anybody has it better!",positive
It's an exhilarating feeling. Working hard and feeling accomplished whether they notice or not--- you feel fu*king good 🤑,positive
Good morning family to all of you who took the time to wish mom a HAPPY BIRTHDAY Thank you from my ❤ love you be blessed,positive
Happy Birthday shorty. Stay fine stay breezy stay wavy @daviistuart 😘,positive
@eben4u #stayed on you...makes you appreciate love worshiping....All i want to do is worship you!!,positive
"@dwarsrivier_SA Welcome to the industry fellow #guides! Expect a future of #excitement, #hairraising tales and just allround #fun! :D",positive
"Grateful for all the hungry people in my life! Hungry to learn, change, grow, help, etc - not sure anybody has it better! #relentless",positive
Watch this amazing live.ly broadcast by @brooke_bridges #lively #musically,positive
Soon the trailer will have more likes than views 😆,positive
"@LouiseODonoghu2 You really want Fabinho, lol 😃",positive
"finnish 'table manners', to the extent they exist, seem to include only self sufficiency and not getting in people's way so it's hilarious",positive
Watching Avatar and wondering why I took so long to watch this *collapses in a joyous heap*,positive
This is a beautiful day that the Lord has made. I will rejoice and be glad!!!,positive
"Wow! Today, totally seeing alot of #mean #people out in this #world! Turn it around and #start cultivating #kindness! #SuccessTRAIN #warrior",positive
"Well stock finished & listed, living room moved around, new editing done & fitted in a visit to the in-laws. #productivityatitsfinest",positive
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty' -Sir Winston Churchill-",positive
I have the best girlfriend in the world 😍 #blessed,positive
I would like to congratulate the people of Saudi Arabia a happy and a joyous national day. May you all have a great time! #اليوم_الوطني,positive
i do love shack shake,positive
max @whitephobe is lit af he rly put up w my dumb ass for abt two yrs ol boy deserves an award <3 i lov him sm hes a delight & a half,positive
@turabelamedi Wayyyyy wayy wayyyy!! 😄,positive
@Nick_Offerman I'll be there!! Can't wait for all the #mirth!,positive
@BollyBigBolt #cheerful That pink makes the other colours pop! x,positive
At a groovy restaurant. Got a cheeseburger and fries. I don't discriminate. Rating; 5/7 #yummy #delicious #politicallycorrect,positive
[Moment of levity on the B41] Baby: I want ISIS! Give me ISIS! Mom: Shh! Baby: I want ISIS! West Indian woman: She wants what? Mom: *Ices*.,positive
@miracles_J yaaay finally brave enought to comment on their vlive 😅,positive
@DumTeeDum don't think Ian knew of Pavel. He knew about Charlie. I bet Rob will cackle with glee when he heard what has happened #thearchers,positive
Only Geo is capable of cheering me up❤️❤️❤️,positive
"Mate the thing I get excited about in my profession are mad. A client said she opened her bowels, I'm rejoicing",positive
Maggie Smith does not get the credit she deserves 😂 hilarious and brilliant actress!,positive
@matildaswish it's great to see Matilda so happy in her new chair it will provide her with access to lots of new experiences.,positive
@NathanSykes Happy Tuesday. I hope you have an amazing day. Proud of you & blessed to know you. You make my world better by being in it.❤️,positive
I'm kinda glad that I know about 2 to 4 people in all my classes that I can talk to #relieved,positive
The most important characteristic of leadership is the lack of #fear.  #activism #equity #revolution,positive
@tomlinmayniac starting my new challenge ! A glee poll every day !,positive
@priny_baby happppy happppyyyyyy happppppyyyyy haaapppyyyy birthday best friend!! Love you lots 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🎉🎊 #chapter22 #bdaygirl  #love,positive
@shahidafridi37 at his best.... Great to watch u go big sir. #tremendous hits  Dts boom boom Afridi 😍,positive
Let go of the need to need. And find your own joyous path through the richness that extends in every direction.,positive
"#ever #heard of #flirt #marketing !!  #engaging with a #person in such a #playful way that the person #enjoys, and finds #comfort with.",positive
"Girlfriends cooking me dinner again. spag blow it is, not to sure if she need my help 😂😂 #girlfriends #happy",positive
"Our branch will be closed this Sunday, 9/25, in honor of the IRONMAN 70.3 happening in Downtown! Come cheer on race participants!",positive
"@JohnGDryden Gud morning sir,,keep smiling!",positive
"So happy to be home from Ibiza the place is some thing else mad gaff that , need find a bird now I wanna start doing romantic things now 😂😂",positive
@mrjamesob @LBC 😂 snowflake random such a funny man never a dull moment brilliant,positive
gifs on iOS10 messaging app are hilarious.,positive
Food that gets delivered 😍🙌🏻,positive
@VescioDiana You forgot #laughter as well ❤️❤️❤️,positive
"@PiersatPenn Thank you dear Emily. This is a wonderful share I love it. Emily, have very happy moment over there my beautiful friend",positive
I just want to let everyone out there know you are wonderful people! #beyourself   #late-night #compliment #behappy,positive
"@EmberXiao ❝ Ah, I see! Clever! ❞ [Ruby nodded her head, putting her hands by her sides before smiling up at Yang.] ❝ Hehe, since when--",positive
"When you wake up from a dream laughing at something stupid, and that makes you laugh more #hilarious",positive
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes finally  ; B joyful an funny/dont boss/dont argue/do everything with kids/go on mini car trips/ focus on love,positive
Can't wait to perform 2nite at @CrashTestComedy at #Verns! #yyc #Calgary $5 #comedy #comedian #yycComedy #CalgaryComedy #fun #laughs #live,positive
"it gets better. without explanation; you just wake up one morning and you’re just happy, totally and utterly elated.",positive
@Nick_Offerman & @MeganOMullally 's #Summerof69 show was raw sexuality and pure #mirth ! Thanks for the belly laughs and butt sex japes!,positive
Blake lively is flawless,positive
@executivegoth I tried a free Alpha trial to watch #dread and I'm sold. Worth the subscription alone. You all are incredible!,positive
@BroxtonDaniel I love you more than anything. I'm so glad we're able to make each other so infinitely happy😊,positive
Every GIRL deserves a GUY who can make her SMILE :D,positive
@eavesdropann My pleasure my dear. 😘,positive
"#Laughter creates a #positive #aura & transforms you into the most #beautiful , #dynamic & #attractive person.  #Yoga #YogaLaugh",positive
@doranadal @JaneForRafffa #big-smile #great post #greatRafa #loveRafa,positive
@ClairePotter @Mermaids_March @2minbeachclean Woohoo! Enjoy Claire! Happy Tuesday :D,positive
Come and join in with #cakeclubhour tomorrow afternoon from 3pm! #bizhour #chirp,positive
@ThePURCompany I have tried #PUR Mojito Lime mints They are #delicious 😘Happy #NationalMojitoDay to all #contest #win ✅💚,positive
@edutopia What an innovative way for admin to see what's going on in classrooms! #leadup #awesomeness,positive
"Does this blow your mind as much as it blew mine, or did I just sexually harass someone? #WHOA #Mindblown #huh #setback #fright #madashell 😂",positive
Like I said ➡ there's plenty of cheddar in the cheese to go around! For everyone. ☺,positive
"Because of your @smile, you @make the #life more #beautiful:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",positive
#good to learning #wisdom << reform (v): make in order to improve something >>,positive
seeing sope perform otsukare always makes me happy no matter how much of a bad day I have,positive
#terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter!  #cleverpeople,positive
FALL SEASON STARTS TODAY!!!!!,positive
God favors men and women who delight in being made worthy of happiness before the happiness itself.,positive
Live simply. Dream big. Be grateful. Give love. Laugh lots. - Unknown #quote #inspiration,positive
@bloggerlinds wishing you joy in your day. #joy #happiness #empowerri,positive
"Ok this movie was good in it's time, and whilst we were young... 😂 Still enjoy a shy Ethan Hawk #BeforeSunrise",positive
"@Singaholic121 Good morning, love! Happy first day of fall. Let's make some awesome #autumnmemories #annabailey",positive
@RRakoto42 It only took me 39 seconds to fly over Mozambique. #awesomeness,positive
"@alpuzz Ah, but once I got it to work, there was much rejoicing! Lol thanks will get it to do taht now.",positive
"CommunitySleepCoach: Look at these #narcoleptic #puppies. Make you #smile. If you are human & find yourself in such odd positions, seek #th…",positive
@grahnort wonderful experience watching you yesterday at. @BBCLetItShine thankyou for the #laughter,positive
@William79825670 @Bienvenuebrexit @UnityRefEire I better bring in the washing then...enjoy yere caveman celebration's laughing 😆 stock 👍,positive
@homoaesthetics YESYESYES like jd is the closest cahracter that is similar to blaine!! the optimism and ability to crack tough characters,positive
"if you ain't watching Sugarboy on Hulu, then you ain't shit. #hilarious hahaha",positive
Going to bed with dry and clean hair. #blessing,positive
"Do you ever fall asleep before you set your alarm, but then the Lord wakes you up on time anyways 🙌🏻 #WontHeDoIt",positive
"#good #truth #Jesus #truth Psalms 103:8 The Lord is merciful and loving, slow to become angry and full of constant love.",positive
in geometry today hannah started crying of laughter because ms. canning said 'pp' lol,positive
#Laughter strengthens #relationships. #Women are more attracted to someone with the ability to make them #laugh.,positive
"You are MINE, my baby, my headache, my love, my smile, my frown, my wrong, my right, my pain, my happiness, my everything.",positive
#MeogysDailyVocabEnhancment Elation: quality or state of being elated; feeling or state of great joy or pride,positive
"You dont even feel like talking to someone and suddenly there comes someone whom you can spend hours talking , laughing , cheering 💕",positive
@mizuvera I hope didn't scare other people who owned this figure that he will move at midnight 😂,positive
Modern family never fails to cheer me up. Especially Phil.,positive
The formula of happiness rather than inertia. #elated,positive
A delight to be at the Lane tonight and witness the debuts of some young talent that could be the backbone of our club!! #COYS,positive
@lilymacintyre_ she was my favourite such a joyful soul,positive
"@na_dirs Omg you're savage prof, this is hilarious 🤣🤣",positive
"If u #smile too much😀 u get frown lines, if u #cry too much😣  u get eye wrinkles,  🔂 laugh&cry   ...it's #life 💗  Have a great day  🍯🐝's",positive
I could not be happier with my life right now 😊,positive
We need but little learning to live happily - Michel de Montaigne #quote #philosophy #wisdom #wisewords #mentalhealth #psychology #anxiety,positive
Did u laugh today? Laugh hard? I hope so..we NEED laughter now. #smile #love,positive
Woke up to my neighbors singing Perfect by Ed Sheeran. 😊 My mood has been set. 😍,positive
@D_Bushaiba @nalhussaini_ happy birthday 7ayate❤️,positive
Thinking about trying some comedy on youtube. Always been fond of it. Time to nut up.  #comedy #maybeoneday #hopefullyfunny #LOL,positive
@JohnRMoffitt This is the most grim piece of laughter I was stricken with all day.,positive
"@mcmalveiro Hi Miguel, that's awesome! Thank you very much for updating us! 😄 -Claire",positive
I've been loving you too long #OtisRedding #blues,positive
@itsjordansroom Good Morning to you as well Miss Jordan!! Have a cheerful day!,positive
I wanted to become the top idol! I will make everyone happy so cheer on me a lot♪,positive
Never a dull moment when talking to Nell 😂😂😂😂😋,positive
its been ages since ive had shawarma my stomach is #rejoicing,positive
"@yoursecretsub1 Trust me dear, if you want to make anything invisible, hang a wet paint on it, and hilarity will ensue.",positive
some say my lover is a pale green light he hovers high where the moon shines bright,positive
"please, more comments from #tweeters that don't look at charts! #adorable $snap",positive
Aw there's a young fox outside on the grass just jumping around all playful and having a little stretch 🙈 soo cute 🐺,positive
A simple wallpaper ever 😂,positive
Full of #optimism after the FP Summit yesterday. Thanks to @melindagates @FP2020Global @UNFPA and @DFID_UK we're thinking about #HerFuture,positive
"But the lady at the store said I had nice eyelashes so that's good, right? #optimism? @verizon",positive
Yes @itv2 @LoveIsland putting that Angel @MikeThalassitis back in the villa was the best move #revenge #returnofthemike #LoveIsland #hot,positive
@gammarus @Steel_Con @Scott_Helme People know your serious now brother! #awesome,positive
@safaridjh but it's so aesthetically pleasing omg,positive
Goodevening 😆,positive
@HundredRecs Nashville Sound lyric book edition! #glee,positive
@MarcMero Happy Anniversary!! Have a great day!!,positive
@NisaLocally @CocaCola_GB thanks love share a coke and holiday with my family  #smile for a chance to #Win :),positive
My dads big day is only less than 2 weeks away. 😱 #excited,positive
That eclipse was  Angelic 🙏🏿 #blessing,positive
Paul Ehrlich said that humanity is a threat to all life. Such great news to start the day. If I could blush I would.,positive
"@MartinPincot Haha @MartinPincot -  just sent a sext to the vicar with a holy, holy, twist --- My bad 😂   #Fun #joy #laughter  👿 ..... 😇",positive
#Bible reading today shows us the Lord has done #great things for us & we are glad. Our mouth is filled with #laughter & tongue with singing,positive
@JessicaZ00 @ZRlondon ditto!! Such an amazing atmosphere! #PhilippPlein #cheerleaders #stunt #LondonEvents,positive
Be the very best you can be. Believe that you can be the best version of you there is. You are the best! #theonlyyou  #iinspiredu,positive
Your lion's heart Will protect you under stormy skies And I will always be listening for your laughter and your tears,positive
I have so many things to look forward to ☺️ #positive  #lifeisgood,positive
Everything is a Miracle. Find a way to give thanks to God. Don't let anyone or any circumstances take that from you. #youareblessed #rejoice,positive
"There's no one right way to live life but: be kind, be genuine, be honest, be open. #Love yourself & #laugh often. #Mindfulness @HealingMB",positive
Stranger Things S2 25secs teaser! #excited 😲,positive
Can finally start looking forward to my sisters wedding on Friday now the car is sorted ☺️🎉👰🏻 #relieved,positive
"god, Facebook's design has started to remind me of MySpace in its heyday",positive
"#personaldevelopment  Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present... #happiness #optimism #entrepreneur #personaldevelopment …",positive
"Thank you for the M line construction @MTA . Sincerely, all J train riders Essex to Bway Junction. #nycsubway",positive
"Study finds #awe & #wonder of something greater than self, leads to #creative boosts of expansive thinking. @outsideonline #write #thoreau",positive
@Steadi_Lady You're eating skin that could have been sent to a tannery for leather processing. 😄,positive
'your marker teacher'.i looked at him n just burst out laughing i swear these kids will never take me seriously 🤦🏻‍♀️,positive
It's so breezy I love it 🌬️🍃💛,positive
The amount of laughter ready to leave my body if United lose is unreal,positive
Good Night everyone... #goodnight #sleep #nice #great #night #music #day,positive
What a day!!! What a month!!! #solucky #blessed #cloud9 #ecstatic 👰😆🚘💞,positive
Never heard of #CaraCaraOranges until today. Very #tasty! I highly recommend them! #delicious #GoodForYou #fruits  #oranges,positive
"Koi to uso is off to a great start, enjoying it alot. Hope i don't lose interest midway just like i did with the manga xD",positive
@kcbbcxo don't get discouraged! it's early on & it can get overwhelming. keep reading & use cue cards 😊 it'll get better!!,positive
"@_ruthharvey_ happy bday Ruth, hope you have an amazing day 💘💘x",positive
Happy to share my new video preview with some of my local fav's! #compose #excitement @CBCMusic @Musicyyc  @CJSW @BreakOutWest @HifiClub,positive
I got striked by #awesomeness and blinding people by all the #glory! #nosleep48,positive
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.         #laugh #punoftheday,positive
"I love when #girls are busy in teaching how to #pout while taking #selfie in a mall , their desication is immense #women love #perfection",positive
@JoshNoneYaBiz I love parody accounts! Well done. Vote for #Trump. #lol,positive
one thing I can say is that you kept me smiling,positive
@TheSocialCTV was a guest at your show today .. Just wanted to say what an enjoyable experience from arriving to leaving #smiling,positive
"@ADsXe Actually currently listen to that song as you tweeted me, #ironic",positive
@KerryKatona7 Stunner cute like her mum 😃,positive
@billjoehughes Sounds delightful 😅,positive
@reinervshunter you got this #staystrong #smile #yourebeautiful,positive
@beingbrilliant @johnmurrays you're welcome. It's genuinely made me give my head a wobble and realise what's important in life.  #smiling,positive
"@seangrandillo I beg you, never stop smiling. You deserve to be happy and to know all the beautiful things that life can offers.",positive
I am always ready to #smile.,positive
@SimplyMayaMarie @STILLStanding_B 😂😂😂 y'all know I'm crazy its just shocking that's all,positive
"@715d1 I bought the Steam port of Vice City, and to my delight Billie Jean is on the soundtrack!",positive
@Bombardier Joyeux anniversaire / Happy birthday Bombardier Inc. :),positive
@PearlJam YES!!! Love it!!! 💞💞💞🎶🎶🎶🎥⚾⚾⚾👏👏👏 #thankyou #awesomeness,positive
the rappers who stayed true to the game is rich.,positive
He replied to my comments 4 times now i'm shaking omg,positive
Tonight's episode of #GameOfThrones is just epic went through so many emotions watching it #dragonwhitewalker #flippinheck #brilliant,positive
chirp chirp! what a beautiful white and red bird! 🐦,positive
What's with that witch saying 2 popular youtubers are dating?! Lol #laughter #MSPDramaIsOverParty,positive
"Idk why but when I help someone,  a smile comes on my lips.  #thatisall #ieverwant #noneeds #justyou #love #peace #smiling #faces #kindness",positive
#nana 4 hoco bc my dream since freshman year awe 😙❤❤❤ @thecandeyman,positive
Is it weird to look at your creative work and not know if it looks good or not? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Does this even make sense? #😂 #design #EclipseDay,positive
Absolutely loving that people watching the #eclipse are cheering - for the sun! For the moon! For wonder! 💜 #beautiful,positive
"@sanga_wardene Probably, the way you converse...sounds funny, and I can't suppress a giggle. 😊",positive
@TommySandhu @bbcasiannetwork tommy you r phenomenal smashed #ajjdin on the mixes #hilarious and #awesome 😜😂😂👍🏻,positive
"Nice to see Balotelli back to his best, good player.. Just lost his way a bit!",positive
Well played radio station. Playing the song 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' at the start of the eclipse! #Eclipse #brilliant,positive
"Just watched @JoeNBC on @colbertlateshow -- & have to say... I'm in awe. What hair products is he using, @greggutfeld ?? #beautiful #jealous",positive
#31DaysOfJoy Laughter brings me so much joy! It's good for the ❤️. #laughter #laughterishealing #laughterisgoodforthesoul,positive
@chelseanews4you Best of luck blues army make us feeling goofy this season again  BLUES TILL ETERNITY,positive
@tootaehyung omggg i'll be bloated then ;;-;; but it's a wonderful idea i'll start doing it tomorrow!!,positive
@Cherie_Fitz it's being extremely playful,positive
Did you know the #moon is 400 times smaller than the #sun? #eclipse  #amazing  #SolarEclipse2017,positive
Remember: The life you have is a blessing for #God. Make it a joyful experience regardless of the odds. GBY,positive
Just tried @GoodmanBakery for the 1st time... GF for 13 yrs & these are some of the best baked goods I've ever had! DF is a bonus! #yummy,positive
#Appreciate what you have & enjoy your life.  Use your #smile 😃 to help others use theirs. ☺️,positive
"how are you my love? @Hashtag_DonJon love youu!! thanks for the smile, that motivates me to keep going!! 💛 so blessed to have you 😊",positive
@BloodMoonSaint @Tamaishingo22 definitely agree 😊,positive
Like I said ➡ there's plenty of cheddar in the cheese to go around! For everyone. ☺ #smile,positive
Thank you @RachelPlatten for teaching me how to live again. It's been so long since & this ride is about to be exhilarating. I just know it,positive
When my friends send me ballons and fireworks through text... #amazing,positive
Did u laugh today? Laugh hard? I hope so..we NEED laughter now.  #love,positive
Optimism leads to success. - Bill Kerr @Coach__Kerr #success  #goals,positive
"i love those #memories that randomly pop into my head , have me #smiling like an #idiot for ages 󾌴",positive
Would be ever so grateful if you could record Garden of Forgiveness gentleman @LukeGoss @mattgoss #amazing,positive
"@scottlocker220 Thank you for that, the notification came in the nick of time to cheer me up - have to re-tweet",positive
im like 'this is better' in the moment cuz i panic and then later its so obviously not better. at every opportunity i choose to make it seem,positive
Thinking about trying some comedy on youtube. Always been fond of it. Time to nut up. #laughter #comedy #maybeoneday #hopefullyfunny #LOL,positive
Some Erykah Badu to sedate me 💕,positive
i was more happy and excited about mamapink's interactions with each other than i was about any of their wins i gtg,positive
I'm the wholesome drunk that sends people memes and compliments them at 2am on snap,positive
"@ahaf21 Maaaan... Fox & The Hound ain't no joke. Also, Pinocchio is got damned terrifying. Legit horror film.",negative
@alooftroye so what you mean to tell me is that.... glee is...... getting less........... gleeful?,negative
"The bathroom sink just spat a spider at me.  I turned on the faucet, and a sizable spider flew up out of the drain.  #spiders #fb",negative
I'm so confused by the new American horror story 😩,negative
@payne_quaray You might have been doing it for the wrong one. Don't fret 😟,negative
@taportugal I'm lost in translation with @taportugal #sad #tired #upset #noservice,negative
"@blackeyed_susie They ain't going away, and I don't want to see them hurt; changing hearts/minds is really our only option, no?",negative
@pbhushan1 @IndianExpress so in your opinion is this the worst delhi govt? #acrid  #hypocrisy,negative
@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Still say #RussiaProbe is #fakenews @DonaldJTrumpJr ? #ironic #lockhimup,negative
"@VileBairn Turning then, the older woman looked at Sybil with a most somber expression.   “She ran away from me. But I cannot blame her.”",negative
@everycolorbot more like every color looks the same #triggered #colorblind #offended,negative
Defin @GetSpectrum Worst.Internet.Service.Ever. The cancer of monopolies,negative
but that was a mistake and a half assed excuse and now here i am burning in hell forever,negative
@rclemmons much #sadness and #heartbreak,negative
@AniahROSE I know smh. My heart sunk into my stomach.,negative
The jovial laughter that Trump and his lackeys showed when Don King used the N word was a truly bizarre sight,negative
@cyclingweekly 'shocking' ???  Nah that's not Shocking . Richie Portes crash ...THAT WAS  shocking . #tourdefrance2017,negative
"That was absolutely the two worst National Anthem singers I've ever heard, both of them screwed up the words #awful",negative
Overtime... #TeamNA #WCH2016 #nervous,negative
The smell of freshly cut grass didn't even cheer me up...boy oh boy,negative
Val is far too cheery for my liking ✋🏻,negative
@jennvalley14 There would be no hesitation in naming 50 other things I'd rather be doing rn,negative
@GOtvNg CN seems like you only appreciate good reviews. No apologies to my concern years ago.,negative
"@CNN @NewDay If #trump #whitehouse aren't held accountable for their actions,what precedent is being set for future presidencies. #nightmare",negative
@LeahRemini These stories are so #heartbreaking #ScientologyTheAftermath Please continue to bring #truth to the surface. Ur helping humanity,negative
@NationalGeoAr Waw so loyal and honorable 😒 #sarcasm,negative
If I was friends with me I'd hate me SO MUCH with the amount I bully them,negative
Like he really just fucking asked me that.,negative
Okay this girl On teen mom is screaming but she only 2 cm dilated 😭 when I was 2 cm I was just pissed bc she wouldn't give me water,negative
@KokuKokuBoo It's kay. They were my main healer/caster in HW...but not for SB (for now) sadly.,negative
@aGirlHasNo_Name @MdlMurray shot by black police woman Typical looney toon thinking. #Hillary #divide  #chaos,negative
@lucy_hyner @Soulboy2266 sadly not !! One less hour drinking time 😢🍻,negative
why do i have such a thing for dark curly hAIR,negative
"MC: what are you listen to these days? Bogum: these days I feel gloomy, I listen to ccm (spiritual song) often.  Church oppa mode. :)",negative
@reikimuse @MHChat I am beyond the sadness point. Have done it inside out. I live with CPTSD and BPD  I can't always do the pity party,negative
the ending of how I met your mother is dreadful,negative
This weather got me fucked up. Like you either be sunny and hot or gloomy and cold. No in between.,negative
@hannah_2401 hannah stop being mournful and chill 💁,negative
@DanLanthier That was exhilarating hockey. They're still out if Russia wins in regulation I'm reading. #fuck,negative
nooooo. Poor Blue Bell! not again.,negative
@o_pebbles Not of this one sadly! 😪,negative
for an lgbt person to tell someone else that how they identify isn't valid is so sad and against everything we should stand for,negative
"So the nuclear soap opera as it happened… Trump loves Putin, Putin loves Kim, Trump hates Kim. #irony in 140 characters or less.",negative
"@a_mxe7 hah don't speak to me or my cousin like that, mind a had the displeasure of seeing u bare faced on eh train, no a pretty sight mate",negative
i had a hard time falling a sleep and woke up several times because i was afraid of bugs crawling on me and i ended up waking up with a bite,negative
Chelsea and united must be furious,negative
ok so i got my madden 17 refunded but now i gotta wait a few days for the money and now gotta pre-order fifa again....,negative
And let the depression take the stage once more 🙃,negative
@_Oteraw unhappy and unfulfilled 😂,negative
Some moving clips on youtube tonight of the vigil held at Tulsa Metropolitan Baptist church for #TerenceCruther #justice #anger #sadness,negative
I'm extra lazy today 😟,negative
What is this miserable ass weather all about 😭 dark and gloomy #depressing #weekoff #wheresthesun,negative
@TikiTakaConnor Eduardo without injury was honestly amazing like so sad he's not looked at in the right light because of his Injuries.,negative
Jeans with fake pockets #horrible,negative
Literally hanging on by a thread need some taylor ray tonight loving a bad dog sucks #taylorrayholbrook #hurting @TaylorRaysTweet,negative
@RobertWesley3 I'm #mad that my brother is #sad ! Feel better bub!,negative
I understand now...if it's not pleasing to the ear...then it ain't what you want! I'm so so tired!!,negative
And she got all angry telling me 'but what would be doing a 40 year old guy looking for a girl like you' and I felt #offended,negative
Now that the n word is normalized by the media? Just wow. No words for this . No. Words. For . This. Frog been boiling in the pot via media.,negative
If you build up resentment in silence are you really doing anyone any favors,negative
@ghenesnowdon @NoOneGOT2 @MochaUson Exactly  because of their  #bitterness   #FiatLoserIdiotAquinoFollower,negative
"Don't join @BTCare they put the phone down on you, talk over you and are rude. Taking money out of my acc willynilly! #fuming",negative
"Fucking gutted, disheartened & so pissed off.Gone from 1 off the toughest most resolute defences to the worst & most shambolic #SCFC #STOHUL",negative
final vestiges of my 90's childhood were just dashed on the shoals of hearing a house cover of Tracy Chapman's 'fast car' at the dayjob,negative
@Zineeta_R @RusEmbUSA @mfa_russia The hatred and fear many russians have for anything non-russian is just sad.,negative
@MikeAndMike @Buster_ESPN if you get time.. @Orioles buyers it sellers or what are we going to do!!?! #panic,negative
Goddamn fucking piece of shit panic attacks...,negative
"A 28 yr old man threw a saucepan of boiling water at a garda, & then hit the garda with the shaft of a brush...Letterkenny District Court.",negative
@louiseannexx u fucked my house up I'll always hold a grudge,negative
Haven't been on a holiday abroad in two years how depressing is that btw☹️,negative
After this news I'm supposed to be so damn happy and rejoicing but I'm here like 😩😔😭😞,negative
Heard of panic! At the disco? How about Kach-ing! at the ATM,negative
"Bilal Abood, #Iraq #immigrant who lives in Mesquite, Texas, was sentenced to 48 months in prison for lying to the Feds about #terrorism.",negative
"There are parts of you that wants the sadness. Find them out, ask them why",negative
Migraine hangover has to be the worst thing ever 😣 #burst,negative
"@Argos_Online customer service is dreadful, phone bill is huge and get passed from person 2 person and keep taking money off my card #idiots",negative
@jayteemuro Man people wont mourn the 9 chaps beheaded by terrorists. But they will mourn a corrupt killer politician,negative
The only thing ironic about the song Ironic is the title. #ironic #notironic,negative
WAIT...Lawrence's friend dragged the fuck outta him!!,negative
@maidinaustralia D: That's horrid. *hugs*,negative
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.  ― Ernest Hemingway #quote,negative
"@SRuhle @MSNBC Sebestian Gorka, what a arrogant A~hole! Has no business speaking!",negative
@n_umira omg why ☹,negative
@vueling being stuffed into shuttles and airport hotel is not equivalent to arriving in Nice on time. Your #squad could also #smile more 😑,negative
@gagasklaine it's old sadly,negative
My irritation level is at an all time high today 🙃,negative
"*gen math class*  ms: what is the value of x in this eq'n?  me: x is 10....tial dread and suffering is a prison without escape, only death.",negative
@Dak2future decorations are up all over Jersey already #outrage,negative
"@Ellpeck I fear that you could die by your self, that scares me. My own death not which could be any time in my age.",negative
Just now we were rejoicing that we finally won a match the draw just revealed that we are facing city next. This life sef,negative
Shitty is the worst feeling ever #depressed #anxiety,negative
@iamglenn35 the forth character? No... not gleeful enough...,negative
@granlund_aarne Suicide would also help. #sarcasm,negative
"@Taylor_Stanton3 @realChadJohnson 0% butt hurt, friend, just tried to make a joke. Should've put #sarcastic at the end.",negative
@washingtonpost @silvajanes How awful!!!!!!,negative
Candice's pout gets more preposterous by the week. This week it's gone a bit Jack Nicholson's Joker. #GBBO,negative
How sick must someone be that they wish to 'punish' someone for not being their friend?  #insecure #lonely #miserable #vengeful #RHOC,negative
@value4tax @Hopkins_Alison That part of Queensbury is a shocking disgrace. The route from the station to Morrisons is festooned with rubbish,negative
@WHUFC_HUB @westhamtransfer @TheHammers_ I don't see any reason for optimism at this point. Just stringing together bad performances.,negative
@CPC_HQ Immature...and Trumpy. Sad one guys😕 Does this represent the intelligence and moral depth of CPC ? #bully #notinmycanada,negative
"#Terencecutcher #Tulsa the man onthe helicopter said he looks like a bad dude, that is the problem, when they see black they see bad,",negative
"the outrage has passed and has been replaced by a mute, fatalistic acceptance of the current situation.  #fatalism",negative
@wine_mum_ @Bob_Lawblaw Please. Don't insult Goths.,negative
"@F1 Why announcing so late, it will be hard to make it from Manchester and organising a day off. #sad",negative
More shocking news: old people do not understand electronic correspondence. #sarcasm #TrumpJr #emails #russia #fail #hillaryEmails #trump,negative
Outside has basically become a horror movie where gypsy moths take over the world by flitting aggressively about.  #creaturedoublefeature,negative
Girls with hairy arms scare me,negative
And here we go again 😓,negative
Darn it - I was hoping Pitbull was going to do the national anthem. #sarcasm 😉  #MLBAllStarGame ⚾️,negative
@canada4trumpnow @donlemon he has BAD TEMPERAMENT  #HissyFits,negative
"I feel bad for people who don't understand my sarcasm. They think I'm mean, but really I'm hysterical & they don't realize it. #sad #funny",negative
"Only God knows why things happen, sometimes it's just hard to understand.  #prayingforyou",negative
"@realYoshiPlayer No offense, but this post makes you look like an opinion disrespecter.",negative
"@LeahRemini  A 'religion' that pushes people to suicide, and punishes you for doing the right thing?? #heartbreaking",negative
@DaaruBaazMehta Prime Minister of India & Home Minister of India are responsible to take strict action against BJP 🙄 😄 #sarcasm,negative
I love it when my coworker talks to me about the most recent episode of a show I don't watch.... #sarcasm #idontgiveafuck,negative
I can't even celebrate my wins or mourn my L's cause first test week is that busy 😕,negative
"@stillgray yeah real smart... threaten a cop, just cuz youre famous #sarcasm",negative
Houston might lose a coach tomorrow or by midnight. #yikes ?,negative
"Yes Mourinho, you really should stop speaking about refs! And try cheering up a bit.",negative
Can't stand it when lads put their middle finger up in pics,negative
@loueezecee I don't know how much more of that bloody pout I can take!!,negative
@SportsCenter No way?! #sarcasm,negative
"If you sit back, watch & listen to every .@TheDemocrats & .@DNC member, you'll quickly learn it's #Victimhood, #racism, & #hatred. I'm #WOKE",negative
I have no clue where my charger is... #lost,negative
"@CBSNews You'd think that someone with such an honest father would be more like him, right? #sarcasm",negative
#LouiseLinton - haters gonna hate keep on being your#fabulous self they'll keep on being  #miserable,negative
Super shitting it about this tattoo #nervous,negative
@del_krushnic I knw you have a temper paaa lol just chill dear don't be pissed waii or I will else worry u saaa but I'm sorry 😫,negative
"Mate moaned about racism in Tories, says 90% are racist.I said that's quite a sweeping generalisation to make, quite bigoted in fact #ironic",negative
Are u sad or upset?,negative
Never let me see you frown,negative
"#happiness can be found, created or curated.  #depression #DepressionAwareness #Depressed",negative
The @GOP wants to exclude pre-existing conditions. #irony,negative
Seeing double am so tired but I always grudge getting off my phone at night 🙄,negative
Have the producers of @soverybritish ever been outside of their country? These are universal problems. #worldwide #anxiety,negative
Can we start a 'get Chris Sutton off our tv campaign? Spread the work #terrible #pundit #noclue,negative
@GILMONK1 Maybe to stand in the field to scare away the crows,negative
going to sleep was a bad idea i had a horrible nightmare abt what i hate the most in a nightmare but its fine im ok,negative
"People who say nmu are the worst, something has to be going on, tell me I wanna know bout your life that's why I fucking asked, I care 😤",negative
When you watch @WSOP #MainEvent and play a small tourn. in your local 🇦🇹 cardroom. #limpedpot #familypot #horrible #polkish,negative
I know this is going to be one of those nights where it takes an Act of God to fall asleep.,negative
#RIPBiwott I think Robert oukos soul can now rejoice and rest in peace. Call an evil man evil and a good man a good man. He was an evil man,negative
@OpenreachGB Not sure why a communication company can't communicate in less than five days - ironic #poorcustomerservice #ironic,negative
"Nigga write me talking bout I dreamt about you, cool I hope I was haunting you in a nightmare",negative
When you break a record in #madden I wish it didn't say the same shit after every rush like you just broke the record. #shutupphilsimms,negative
when will i ever be happy with myself?,negative
@mythos1014 I think I will tomorrow. I ain't ready for all those feels though. 😥,negative
I just love it when my boss tells me to do something I'm already doing🙄🤷🏽‍♀️ #sarcastic #donttellmehowtodomyjob,negative
@BBCSport too dull for the UK.,negative
@swarbleflop @LightskinJesuSP they're both pretty awful when you look at them historically,negative
@balleralert @akadmiks these kind of cops are the reason people hate cops & cant trust anything,negative
"@tariqmateen but sadly he missed some crucial and important points. Indian terrorism in pk,  kal Boshan,  etc..  Raw involvement",negative
@republic Inside job so modi can show more tantrums,negative
"#Hateful , #horrible , #horrendous ... = last night's speech in summary @cnnbrk @NewDay @CNN #PhoenixProtests #PhoenixRally",negative
Boycotting @DunkinDonuts till butter pecan comes back. I am furious,negative
@MarkDice Agreed.So tired of this nonsense . Soros must be elated.,negative
@ibogost A BLACK FLYYYYYYYYY IN YOUR CHARDONAY! #ironic,negative
Synth backing tracks = sadness #depresspop #dark #+++ #alt #fuckingmeup,negative
Flight 815 crashed on The Lost Island 2004 #lost @JoshuaJThurston,negative
@lukeWHC09 Hahaaa! Was fuming with that 😞😂,negative
I've seen some get so discouraged in their old age becos they aren't physically able 2 do the things for God they used 2 do in their youth.,negative
I give up! #simples #unhappy #fedup,negative
In serious need of a nap,negative
@prisonerben1 Try explaining to Joe Public these charities do not simply give offenders 'treats' #despair,negative
How come quiet well behaved cats and dogs have to ride on a plane in a tiny bag while screaming small humans roam free? #outrage #teampet,negative
@Radio702 There is nothing comical or funny about corrupt officers and negotiating the rand amount for a bribe 😡,negative
Each and every time I log on to that website to view the Lindsey Vonn pics I am #saddened by the courseness of our culture.,negative
Maybe he was partly right. THESE emails might lead to impeachment and 'lock him up' #ironic #ImpeachTrump,negative
@JeffreeStar may I ask a question please #scared,negative
Bloods boiling,negative
"The feeling of taking someone's life is either scarring or exhilarating, but for people need to realize that we're going to die at some--",negative
@jaketapper So badly they talked adoption for 20 min. I would certainly trust what a Russian agent says. #sarcasm,negative
i lost my wallet lol.... again....,negative
i keep watching all the videos i took from two door cinema club and im sad they were so good i miss them,negative
Love being made to feel bad about being scared of the dark,negative
"@NM_NickNocturne Incentivise people to roam the Internet being morally offended, as if they didn't do it enough already.",negative
Just watched #TheDarkTower & I ask how did @StephenKing let them destroy a Literary masterpiece is beyond me. #crap #disappointment #fixit,negative
Congrats to #Nicole #bb18 ... Fix that nose now 😒💁🏻 #bitter #petty,negative
It's always depressing to sort WordPress plugin recommendations not by 'best' but by 'least offensive in terms of premium features.',negative
@MikeyBustos im extremely sad and the parody is not on time 😭 i need to laugh,negative
@BethRigby And you'd even worn an attention-grabbing bright green jacket too...,negative
"@AllegedLowbrow It's 'Eye-for-Eye'. Indian Army never forgives, Never Forgets. They always take revenge, Pakistan breaks laws, I.A follows",negative
"Trump, standing on stage next to @EmmanuelMacron (39) defending his idiot son @DonaldJTrumpJr (39), calling him a 'fine young man' #ironic",negative
@quick13 i wish she were a servant! i'd have her start at my house by picking up the dog💩in my back yard. #adorable! ... #deplorable!,negative
Once again the only thing on my feed is naay raging about something and my brother filling in all the gaps,negative
This happened the last time I was painting,negative
3 and a half hour more 😤 #EXO,negative
#ArchangelSummit @sethgodin  Anyone can be brave but you just have to last 5 mins longer than everyone else. #leadership #fear,negative
@villodotexe This is the most fucking cursed FEHeroes unit I've ever had the displeasure of seeing,negative
i was so embarrassed when she saw us i was like knvfkkjg she thinks we're stalkers n then she starts waving all cheerfully inviting us in 😩,negative
when your chosen one never choose you to be their choice #irony #whosethefool?,negative
Don't fucking tag me in pictures as 'family first' when you cut me out 5 years ago. You're no one to me.,negative
Light of day per heyday popularization backfire cinematography: XUcQb,negative
"Have you ever just cried, because you were in the middle of some bomb rest and someone woke you up with an emergency. #sleep #cry #kms #dead",negative
"@piersmorgan the defender of no competition, really wanted to win that argument #ironic",negative
"@BadHombreNPS @SecretaryPerry If this didn't make me so angry, I'd be laughing at this tweet!",negative
It feels nice to have an answer even if  the answer is despair.  #irony #TopThat #localcomedy,negative
Thanks for ripping me off again #Luthansa €400 not enough for a one way flight to man from Frk then €30 for a bag then free at gate,negative
Get the feeling @Eurosport_UK and @itvcycling might be reviewing showing all stages in full. Poor @robhatchtv @nedboulting 😴😴😴 😉 #dull,negative
@luxbet Did you even give out any pizzas ? Serious fail #hungry  #hangry,negative
Too many gloomy days,negative
One of the great/horrible moments as a professor is seeing a wonderful student leaving your university to pursue his/her true passion.,negative
The ppl on here defending cops as they continue to kill innocent ppl or ppl who aren't innocent but clearly cooperate irritate tf outta me,negative
Just because I'm hurting  Doesn't mean I'm hurt  Doesn't mean I didn't get  What I deserved  No better and no worse #lost  @coldplay,negative
"@devlinjim @SophieLong01 What about Daniel 7:9? - his throne was like the fiery flame, and his wheels as burning fire.",negative
Do not linger too long near the howff or you risk the displeasure of a chuhaister with pubes more underwhelming than those of an aurochs.,negative
Being playful as shit😤,negative
ain't no sunshine when she's away ♫,negative
@megalvz literally was gloomy for an hour,negative
"#PeopleLikeMeBecause they see the happy exterior, not the hopelessness I sometimes feel inside. #depression #anxiety #anxietyprobz",negative
@Cmdr_Hadfield CNN's Wolf Blitzer calls you an American astronaut and you don't correct him? #dissapointed,negative
@cc_yandian @HillaryClinton her team must draw from a hat for daily personality #drugged #angry #yeller #quiet #screamer #😂😂,negative
@billie21806 @cnnbrk tell that to your bodies cheering on the deaths of black people by cops. their fear is killing us.,negative
if anyone has any tips to help me worry less then hmu,negative
i cant live anymore my roblox got termianted :(((((((((((((((((((((((( #sad #killme #lol #robloxgamer,negative
Brendan Rodgers looks fuming 😭,negative
The sound of rain is pretty peaceful when you're in a very annoyed mood 😅,negative
Man I feel like crap today 😰,negative
I'd pay good money to watch someone slap that pout off Candice.,negative
Uncharted 4 on Crushing is the least fun I've ever ha splaying a video game,negative
"@westelm tells me my order will ship on Sept 12, arriving by Sept 19. Today is the 22. 😐 #lies #terrible #whereismyfurniture",negative
is it bad that kurt is literally me..? #glee,negative
discouraged,negative
@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr Is it driving you absolutely mad that the thing that will finally bring you down is an email? #ironic,negative
I feel intimidated,negative
I've returned from the dead with a desire to clean the apartment and eat something that isn't garbage. #managing #depression,negative
#RahulDravid can be a IndiaA coach nd also overseas batting coach for main Indian team but he cannot coach both India A and IPL team #irony,negative
How sad is it that I'm rejoicing over a 72💀 #collegekills,negative
"every time a new Anthony Weiner revelation breaks, Bill Clinton says a prayer of thanks that texting/DMing didn't exist in his heyday.",negative
I've been awake for 451 days 23 hours and I'm sleepy and tired #weary #raspberrypi #nodered #bot #iot #sunshinecoast,negative
"@FaultlessFacade <she really said in response to what she perceived as a forced jovial tone. With that, she slid out of the jeep and onto>",negative
@TimewarpArcade @tenpencearcade Do you really have to pedal like a nutter to get anywhere? I remember it being more sedate.,negative
i will never watch greys anatomy ever ever ever ever ever again if Shonda Rimes takes away another OG character☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ #fuming,negative
Lost my glasses right before I'm supposed to see a movie at the Chinese Theater. #pissed,negative
@AlanLCross @JaySekulow @seanhannity That’s what happened on that show? Well I think that all blows away our expectations 🙄 #sarcasm,negative
Nicole: we have to go somewhere warm and tropical Me: okay where? Nicole: Oakland  Why does no one in my life ever look at a map?? #lost,negative
@Afi_licious I have at 7am so I have to get up around 5am to get ready! N also 7am classes are never pleasant 😭,negative
"I'm also wheezing really hard. I decided to make up today, and then after I got to work realized it was mbbsd, and now I'm #intimidated",negative
I feel so intimidated talking to chicken now that I know how pretty she is,negative
"To recreate my romantic memories, I'd just put a chip on my shoulder  #masterchefau",negative
@ChurdAllan fucked my coupon that goal!,negative
@jccrocker #CharlotteProtest do u #wait 4 the facts #video or do u #hate now ask questions later #sad #protest #PoliceShootings #suggestions,negative
Way to get a hold of her 😊 #depressing,negative
Welp.. I hope y'all don't have animosity towards me & find this new one. 🙇🏽‍♀️,negative
Bitches aggravate like what inspires you to be the biggest cunt known to man kind?,negative
'You have an amazing problem here' - @sbxr has spotted a huge privacy issue for TracTAG 😱 #SharkTankAU,negative
"As the birds begin to chirp, I try to sleep. #Jetlag",negative
@ArcadianLuthier -- taking out his feelings on Kei unfairly. His lips form a frown as he tries to walk away.,negative
"You can have a certain #arrogance, and I think that's fine, but what you should never lose is the #respect for the others.",negative
The voice is all about Miley and Alicia this year. No longer about the contestants. #sad @thevoice,negative
@TheRevAl please tell us why 'protesting' injustice requires #burning #beating and #looting terrible optics #toussaintromain is true leader!,negative
I HATE little girls 😡😡 got a lot off growing up to do!!! #fuming,negative
Swear all of my guy friends are scaredy cats. You don't do horror movies. You don't do haunted houses. Wtf do you do then?,negative
Car coming out of the lot with two stickers: 'tax the filthy rich' and 'be a heretic' #irony,negative
tim burton never fails to depress me,negative
"+++ '#Dearly #beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto #wrath: for it is #written, #Vengeance is #mine; I …' #Romans12v19",negative
"again i realize some of you may worry about me being gone so long! fear not, for i have made a new life for myself in the sewers,",negative
So close; yet so far!  #irony,negative
My brain is out for a walk🔫💣 #conceptpaper #thesis #research #stress #sarcastic #Sarcasm,negative
I'm soooo annoyed. Wait to start my morning.,negative
@TerraJole is a bully.  plain and simple.,negative
I can't believe a burrito was left on this sink and nobody though to trash it,negative
@virtualalien there are more #frightening things in life  #BeyondTheSphereOfReasonableDoubt,negative
Projection is perception. See it in someone else? You also at some level have that within you. #anger,negative
"I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.",negative
Lock him up! Lock him up! #irony,negative
"Wine drunk is the worst version of myself ffs, don't even remember seeing basshunter",negative
"Half past midnight, loud banging on our front door, been told about new rape cases in Edinburgh today  #nosleep",negative
"@AdamBaldwin He left a long time ago. In fact, the Repubican party left the Repubican party a long time ago. #shocking #nonotreally",negative
@bfraser747 @DonaldJTrumpJr MSM should not reprint his emails word for word. Its incredibly biased! Sad! #sarcasm,negative
Working with alergies is the most miserable shit in the world #miserable #alergies,negative
#Merkel has supported all #Israeli #terror initiatives opposing the #Palestinian bid for membership at the #UN.,negative
Liam is too distant makes me mourn 😪,negative
@Activehours I need someone to reply back to me immediately. I am not happy and not getting timely responses through the app! #help,negative
All options are on the table - #revenge is coming.,negative
@MarkACollett Un-fu**ing-real! So glad I don't live I the UK right now. My heart aches for my British cousins over there. 😞,negative
I assume that people pick up on my joviality coz I lol a lot but it's just not working. Maybe I need to get heavy handed with emoticons? Ha,negative
"Had frustration dream that left me utterly f**king furious. Plus side: so angry couldn't sleep, wrote 1500 words. Minus side: still raging!",negative
"I just tore my 2nd meniscus in 2 months what the fuck have you accomplished. But seriously, reaching maniacal laughter pain/WTF, self?-ness",negative
(y'all) #snap,negative
"@nextofficial placed order for nearly a grand SIX weeks ago, called yesterday, order 'missing' and no call back today! #shocking",negative
"Tiangong 1, China's first space laboratory, will come to a fiery end in late 2017. The average decommissioned satellite either burns ...",negative
That maybe she just lost her job in the recession and is trying out a new career path,negative
"The liberal outrage over don king saying the N-word really angers me. The white yuppie progressives can go fuck themselves, shame on blacks",negative
"James to Bayern is probably the smartest choice for him.  And, frankly, this kind of scares me 😲",negative
@mcjamie sadly. It's just.. Did the dude have to yell out the frogs name at the Clinton rally that one day. It changed everything,negative
Battery drain & a red hot iPhone (again) 🙁 #iOS11beta3,negative
@AwardsDaily Looks that way.  I don't want to see how Q is going to handle Tate murder.  #shudder,negative
@DiceMore I guess she got tired of her war on Tony that's been raging for about a year.,negative
Fed up of smiling at old people and getting dirty looks in return. Go fuck yourself Mildred you miserable prick,negative
@kwing @greggish @waldojaquith @nps Same thing happened to me the other day buying a tree #irony,negative
@NINA00MAGA @dcexaminer If this isn't #sarcasm we're done.,negative
@RevTrevK @Wolfman93011 @Daraidernation @EROCKhd Take 2k out of it the numbers on madden are low and have dropped and people are unhappy,negative
Definitely something happening today #SolarEclipse2017 #weird #annoyed,negative
"'Is it that funny to you when someone's sad? In that case, I'll beat you 'till you won't even be able to crack a smile!'",negative
@dish_answers I've contacted @dish @dish_answers  #service #whathappenedtocustomerservice,negative
Is it ironic that #ShiaLaBeouf may end up spending a lot of time in a hole?  #irony #moraljustice,negative
I own lots of roller skate tools... and my new ones have different sizes on EVERY single screw 😭 #newskates #cry,negative
Last night was the first night I slept by myself in 3 weeks and it was awful.,negative
"In my room 101 would go  Russell Howard,Tom Odell,Michael Buble!!! #pants #nogood #dire",negative
It's tough when people give up on their friends because of politics. #irony is a bitch. #relatable,negative
@HuffPostUK As comical as this I really do despair for this country.,negative
Any #GOP senator who refuses to #RepealAndReplace needs to bear the #wrath of their constituents @ polls home state!  #healthcare #price2pay,negative
@sundarpichai @Google Since when did someone break #chromecast for ALL MacBooks? PLS -We #despair at days wasted trying 2 make it work again,negative
"A liar an a bully for president? They say every vote matter , well  I'm sorry you'll not get my vote until the year 2020",negative
So I now have 3 pairs of shit arsehole neighbours; Any advice? #noisy #norespect #bigbuilding #awful #killinginthenameof,negative
@AlaskaAir as a long time Gold & near Million mile member just had a terrible customer service experience #disappointing,negative
What do I do with my heart that is trembling by just the thought of it? I really don’t know what love is,negative
Oh @BentleySystems what hast thou done to thy configurations? #despair,negative
@AmericanAir I am irate at you check-in system. I have tried to checkin all day and it wouldn't let me do it because I had no seat assigned,negative
"I actually hate Vision. Coming over from @emiswebsupport is like moving from Man City to QPR. A league below, past it and clouded in chaos.",negative
@gingermckchav @MichCorsilles @ArevaMartin @HarvardBLSA @ShareblueMedia Apparently nothing like the terror cops have of black people.,negative
I swear if @devincameron23 blocks me I'm going to hit her back,negative
"i want my better days to be here already bc i cant handle any more anger, heartache, n disappointment i srsly cant withstand being human lol",negative
Another grim & compelling news report by @Nawalf on the blockade of aid to the starving in #Yemen #BBC #dosomethingpoliticans,negative
"Mothafuckas wanna adopt the dark, but I was born in it",negative
.@POTUS every other President has said you can really only govern foe 18 months until the re-elect. Why are you focused on 2020 now? #scared,negative
"@JoyAnnReid I totally understood his point, but we need a better messenger and the laughter just pissed me off! 😡",negative
At this point I can't tell if I just follow more people in politics on twitter now or if I need new friends. #wheresthefunny #depressing,negative
@DeltaDomain @SawDraze @qurions dis dat nigga from fume right?,negative
@HillaryClinton Yeah U gotta make them HEEL. I know U need their votes so U have to wait. But when U LOSE-they're really in for your wrath !,negative
"Anytime @perezed gets near a mic, someone needs to smack him w a bat. @BBTN #awful #marblesinmouth",negative
"Three days off a month with two ex wives and no home could be worse. I don't know how, but it could #oilandgas",negative
"@RealMichaelKay Annoys me to about the Ortiz tribute too, how would the Oriole fans and organization feel if Yanks did that to them? #awful",negative
@BrokenSStudios @BLUpfront @CakedaddyINTL @ringoffireradio @ROF_Josh You must be racist... #sarcasm,negative
@RepLeeZeldin Horrible CNN interview.  U can't talk urself out if a paper bag. U don't even buy the crap that was coming out of ur mouth. 👎,negative
So exhausted I could cry 😭,negative
@SomeonesAnIdiot @Sean10Lynagh  due to hearty lawsuit NASCAR will raise beer prices $0.07 to accommodate for losses.,negative
@esraalajmy huff btw ty😔,negative
Why do Liberal Americans spend so much time crying? And when they aren't crying they're burning the US flag or protesting! Embarrassing!😲😲🤧🤧,negative
@jonfavs Don King is an insult to the intelligence of the Black Community.  What are these people thinking?,negative
#Overheard: 'I don't really like dogs.' I DON'T FEEL SAFE IN THIS PLACE. Clearly a hostile environment!  #bigly #covfefe #TrustNoOne,negative
oh no now that i'm back home i actually have to figure out what i'm gonna do with my life #brilliant 😟,negative
They cancelled Chewing Gum. #devastated,negative
"Thank you, @realDonaldTrump, for using the Afghanistan policy of #44... he was pretty smart!   P.S. Do not look directly at the sun! #bad",negative
Ppl like that irritate my soul,negative
@SurfaceSupport A profoundly disappointing experience. I have 2 pay almost $500 2 remedy a defect n the product @Microsoft sold me #terrible,negative
@el_tityboi bc it's a gloomy day Tony,negative
"@COFFEECOWal Really Sad News, it's been a pleasure over the years, all the best for the future.",negative
A @FirstBSA not turning up? Why am I not surprised. Late for work again!,negative
"@HillaryClinton evidently @realDonaldTrump feels above #norms. SHOW the #tax return, if you have nothing to",negative
@theAliceRoberts @FryRsquared @AdamRutherford They've obviously never tried 'repressing' a red head #fiery,negative
The Quarterback' wrecks me every time.. #glee,negative
"……Of course not, and I am quite dismayed by the ludicrous nature of her claim.",negative
@KETV Very scary but so glad the nabbed him. Afraid there may be more :(,negative
Gutted for #andymurray. #sadness #balls #Wimbledon2017 🎾😬🎾,negative
#Twitter these days is just a massive critical debate on those that people don't like #annoying #depressing and #dull 😑,negative
@jihnwi u literally name us a word close to prostitutes ok oomf...... 😰,negative
@skh4808 @theveteran425FA @TomiLahren Then why'd they wait until now to start getting pissy?,negative
@PuseLepuru it's the irritation of not having found the corpse,negative
Tonight's run.... #restless,negative
"@MendipHillsAONB do we think the swallows and swifts have gone? Photo'd 3 nights ago, not seen since.  #Autumn",negative
@altontowers Loves the rich!!! Fuck us 'working class folk' and our kids! #fuming #joke #scandalous #disgusting #altontowers  😡😡,negative
@silverstein 13th time seeing you guys today and you cancel the meet and greet because of the storm. We're all soaked.. 😡 #dissapointed,negative
"This the way I rage,   on sum wopstar shit ⭐️",negative
What if palindrome were a palindrome? #ironic,negative
"😩😩😩😩 heads melted, very tired but can't sleep. #nightmare",negative
What day is it #lost,negative
God this match is dull #Wimbledon,negative
@judahandthelion TONIGHT. Legit can't wait to rage 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🔥,negative
the only problem people should have in the morning is burning their tounges on hot coffee (like i just did),negative
"@exceptions Although I have a nice vulva, I choose not to intimidate other women with it.",negative
@AGT I am sadden by this #great talent # RIP Brandon Rogers🙏# praying 4 his family may his short life brings you comfort# called home early,negative
Praying for the #Lord to keep #anger #hate #jealousy away from your heart is a sign of #maturity #conciseness,negative
@cassidyyy_0 literally Nicole already had her chance and she played shitty both seasons.,negative
"@edgeoforever @docrocktex26 I think I speak for all when I say 'not until @ggreenwald agrees!' Or at least,  'yeah but Clinton...' #sarcasm",negative
I screened my own snap what kind of narcissistic ass would smh,negative
"@BillMoyersHQ Elderly belong w/family; our social system is broken.  This egregious 'Meancare' will shake it up, alas.",negative
Y'all hate anything y'all not apart of or don't understand.. #miserable,negative
A black female LEO💙 was shot 8 times and died in Philadelphia --Where's the #outrage black people? @BarackObama #Sharpton #blm #TheFive,negative
@LovinUnited That'll be Madrid throwing a huff over Morata and De Gea. Fuck them,negative
And I'm really pissed the fuck off because I do a good job of keeping my kid well because I don't like to see her sick and sad.,negative
Cyclist slams breaks to pace it to traffic lights. I slam car breaks&tell him careful nearly ran him over=all the cussing #charming #bulwell,negative
@AGlyndwr @TeaPainUSA All I know is the sentence will start with 'look...' like any high school punk would start a threat.,negative
I can see how this will end In all its bitter tragedy I'll give you all I have to spend And you'll give nothing back to me,negative
"With a jovial Trump on his ass, Don King just publicly told a crowd that 'We need [him] because you will always be a nigger.'  #FuckTrump",negative
@1720maryknoll I was #fuming Kenny.,negative
"Wrapped In This Burrito, Gotta Sweat This All Out 😰",negative
@denisebatters I blame @stephenharper for these terrible terrible rules.,negative
How shit and depressing is this weather wish I can travel the world for a living,negative
What terrible thing to see and have no vision-  Helen Keller-  -Begin with the end in mind-  Stephen Covey-   #whereareugoing,negative
"@CohenDS Yell, 'Bye, garbage!' cheerfully after it.",negative
I get embarrassed at the slightest things and then I'll fret about it all day I hate it,negative
"Are you lost in the fury, fearing that you'll fail?",negative
'If I allow my worry to consume me - all that I worry about will be given the opportunity to manifest.' ~ #Eleesha ღ #quote #worry #trust,negative
@ThomasSanders I am having anxiety right now because I don't know it's gonna happen,negative
@Mickeyplyler @QualkTalk the refs are in GT's favor tonight. #terrible,negative
#Rage and #disappointment man.... Is that life or what? Lol,negative
@zavvi @zavvihelp only offering 6 moth warranty #ps4pro #shocking #truth #ripoff,negative
@HuffPostUK  NO greater wrath than a woman scorned.,negative
@MichaelSalfino It still destroys Fear The Walking Dead. That show is horrible,negative
I'm just doing what u should b doing just minding my business and grinding relentless @LITO615,negative
Well my evaluation came back and i am minimally effective. Student test scores on the PARCC sunk my eval. it's time for me to quit teaching,negative
"God, I've been so physically weak the whole day. So much shaking :(",negative
@143percentspeed Oh wait you're not a woman  I retract my statement #sarcasm,negative
"Just when you thought the weather would be peachy for the rest of the day, downpour happens. #murphysucks #ironic",negative
"Aw, bummer. @WckdLbrn (Maura Rankin) blocked me for calling her out as a #bully. Some people just #CantHandleTheTruth, can they?",negative
"Each of ye separate FALLEN; if we quickening his wrath upon us, will only cause our PAIN to be more unbearable in that PIT.",negative
"Africa has unique and tremendous problems with war, overpopulation, starvation and tribalism which makes moving Africa forward hard.",negative
"Imagine how many ksones are crying right now for not getting tickets 😭 Meanwhile, isones dont even get a chance to go on war for tickets 😭",negative
in my dream....They were trying to steal my kidney!!!  #blackmarket #whydidiwatchthat,negative
@megynkelly We should be ignoring these rioters like the current administration ignores #terrorism. This will obviously make it stop.,negative
@1ncamera @Weehugs @DavidYoungPA @PA Stupidity is part of their proud cultural identity. 😠,negative
#jeremyvine take a slightly dull subject and makes it so tediously boring you actually want to rip your own throat out!,negative
I was going to say that Rooney is a shadow of his former self but I don't want to offend any shadows. #NTFCvMUFC,negative
Caballero having a nightmare #sweeperkeepernot,negative
@TheView Joy isn't a comedian. She's a bully for fat shaming the governor. Great example she's setting for her grandson.,negative
"@jonesy031184 Yeah I've had that, l say hopefully you'll never get it then you horrific waste of skin.",negative
@Miss_Wisconsin It's amazing what not being told no enough can raise. #horrid,negative
@mikeburke91 @AP I guess. It's just heartbreaking the ease with which they can kill an innocent man and get away with it. #indignation,negative
i bet dat dog eating name brand cheerios. cant relate. i eat cheery O's,negative
"When u /only/ talk 2 me or ask me 'how r things' just 2 get 2 say something u want, 4give me if I'm not elated 2 start a conversation with u",negative
"Library vendors sometimes really irritate me, esp. when a new owner has little commitment to what was once a great product + poor manners.",negative
my blood sugar is 399 and my anxiety is wrecking me and i have court like right now and i made us late bc im fighting w my mom #great #good,negative
"5 goals in 87 appearances last season between McKay, Holt and Windass! Simply is horrific! Get midfield balance sorted and team will fire!",negative
The lies that have been told will uncover the truth. #irony #treason #motive #Kompromat #blackmail what are they hiding?- Dan Rather #MSNBC,negative
We're all in D. T. (Discipleship training or detox) for something. #messy #fearful #cutoff #choosefreedom #CryOut16,negative
"Too many are on their 'yeah, the thing going on with cops shooting innocent people is sad - but just not in my backyard, so..'  #blm",negative
James Clapper 'scary and disturbing'.  #25thAmendmentNow #ImpeachTrump  #terrified #nuclearcodes  #Godhelpus,negative
If @TheRock's Presidential run is as bad as his appearance in #Baywatch neither party need fear his run. That's $8 I'll never get back #crap,negative
"@chrisyour Don't be sad, ultimately it's apparently not supported completely but mostly working :-)",negative
@BrettKeeble I guess it never. @smartassunit #worry,negative
@danisnotonfire you made me cry and shake to the point where my parents had to calm me down and give me calming tablets...,negative
Honestly fuming,negative
If your only response to this current political crap show is 'but Hillary!!' Or 'but Obama!!' you need to start looking for a new argument.,negative
"#Scorpio's can withdraw to a quiet place after being hurt, only to think of a plan to sting back.",negative
@SylvesterTurner @HoustonMatters With all the other stuff going on in houston #crime you spend your time bullying the homeless #wonderful,negative
So tired. All these freshies and all i'm unhappy at are these volunteers.,negative
#AmericasGotTalent live shows with so many technical faults #disheartening,negative
@skottk @JesseAlderson I'm basically throwing the kitchen sink at this one.,negative
You would think booking a holiday for 2 you'd be sat next to each other on the bloody plane #fuming 😡@ThomsonHolidays,negative
So much #terrible #music playing on the #radio has started to make me wonder weather my taste in music is good or just completely shit,negative
when people hit on me i try to shake them off by talking about how i hide from communism,negative
Caleb had a nightmare about zombies. I had a dream about freedom.......,negative
@MarkTOByrne I offered @WholeFoods @amazon @CheapAir gold or silver but they said Nah... #bitcoin,negative
Somewhere between  #hope and #despair the day after #meetingmyabuserincourt  #DVSurvivor,negative
"@TheVintageYear growl like a dog, see if she lifts herself off and gives you space?",negative
Hey @NHSEngland imagine being blue lighted to hospital unable to breathe only to be dumped in a cubicle and not seen for 4 hours #horrendous,negative
@nickjonas is coming for DePaul's welcome week and I'll be in Cali 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 #pissed,negative
I've seen the innocence leave your eyes. I still mourn this death.,negative
@JamesPiotr I am working on a feature right now about the preponderance of awful owners who are at war with fans. So many to choose from.,negative
Honestly depression is kicking my ass lately.. 😔,negative
Saw my first Larsen trap today with stressed magpie. I NEVER EVER want to see that again  #angry #distressed #wildlife,negative
i swear people dont wanna see me happy like they will try to do anything to fuck up what i got going,negative
@3gerardpique Your club is a laughing stock #irony @ziadzimmo @AlmightyTeemo97 @abbasskills,negative
work is going to kill me and 5 o'clock is nowhere near 😟,negative
i excepted the eclipse to make me believe in an omniscience force #dissapointed,negative
I hate having ideas but being too afraid to share them 😔,negative
"Whenever I turn on the radio and hear Bob Dylan's Knocking on Heaven's Door being played, I assume he's died. #relieved #notyet #someday",negative
Shoutout to conservatives screaming demanding corrupt Don Jrs emails like they were Hillary's. #sarcasm #crickets,negative
@comcast you charge 150 extra for sending someone out and your cable service still doesn't work. That's robbery.  #cable #horrible #service,negative
My ukulele bag has fallen apart. 😐 WELLL AT LEAST my life hasn't yet!! #optimism,negative
"@whutyearisit Conforto striking out like that, what a loser #sarcasm #metstwitter",negative
Beyoncé resentment gets me in my feelings every time. 😩,negative
Man having sinuses is some of the weakest shit 😡 my face and head still hurting smh,negative
@Za1d hota hai terrorism ka majhab hota hai and dat is Islam soldiers of allah killing innocent people around the world #RadicalIslam,negative
I feel like it's taken me like 6 months to understand what net neutrality is but like...fucking capitalists I'm,negative
Hate being sober so I popped two,negative
a lot of universities actively discourage even just one part-time job because it has a negative impact on studies--,negative
And here we go again 😓 #restless,negative
I think I have anger issues 😐,negative
@ProfessorF @Mediaite @law_newz Childish temper #tantrums are all the left has left. :),negative
I need a bit of #GBBO to cheer me up after a terrible day!,negative
@mik61scot @longshankseddie @ROSAZAMBONINI @YouTube I thought it was because she once sunk her teeth into something that's meant 2b sooked,negative
"Rooneys fucking untouchable isn't he? Been fucking dreadful again, depay has looked decent(ish)tonight",negative
"@joshgroban Too bad it's a slow news day, huh? #sarcasm",negative
@narendramodi There should need to take serious action over terrorism sir,negative
@SW_Trains Thank you for making me late AGAIN due to <insert excuse here> #sarcasm #fail,negative
@ProducerTomas86 @MikeTaylorShow look carefully at the road signs.... one of them is the number of deaths on texas roads.... #ironic,negative
0 excitement for this weekend just pure dread,negative
Omg I actually thought she was going to jump.  #SouthPark20 #southpark,negative
ESPN just assumed I wanted their free magazines #offended,negative
@EE your website is making me feel violent rage and your upgrade options aren't helping either. #Aaaaarrrrgghhh #iwanttocancel #rage,negative
"I'm pale, I no longer wanna laugh, Or smile, All I wanna do is just fucking cry,",negative
Wanted to get him a cake with sparkling candles but he doesn't like cake😒😒. Ruins everything,negative
@iAmSJ I'm so mad for our clients I'm furious lmao,negative
To go back in time to the 1st grade so you can walk up and shove your bully on the playground. Little asshole. #StupidReasonsToUseTimeTravel,negative
@coltonflurry @StrangeFacesLA I cancelled by CBS all access live feeds before JC even said Vic won AFP. Paul.should have won IMO #bitter,negative
"@esmithla Word of advice, don't jump, it's not worth damaging your camera #sarcasm",negative
fuck a nigga feelings till I find a nigga I'm feeling 😆,negative
"@JusticeWillett Lord, we don't understand tragedy. Do what You do best: bring good grom it and comfort those who mourn. Amen",negative
@Uber_RSA when you click over and over again for a cupcake but there are no vehicles available... #sadness,negative
@CTAFails @cta is it ok for your drivers to smile not open the door and drive off,negative
"myself that despite the absolute delight my children and I would feel having a kitten in our home, the misery my husband would feel is more.",negative
"Been at work for not even 4 hours and I've thrown boiling tea everywhere, smashed a mug, smashed a milk jug and sliced my finger open😐",negative
I hate when stupid ass shit irritate me,negative
@BBCNews @BBCBreaking I don't think it's very funny you guys bullying a man for struggling to put on a poncho #bully #bullies #bbc,negative
Wtf shawty ass on 😤,negative
Tip 5: Don't worry about pleasing everyone. #TitanWisdom,negative
"@GoPro your UX online is appalling! No clear save button, not being able to use any generic TLD's #unhappy",negative
2 applications for my dbs and still waiting. Been over a year now. Going to loose my job 👍🏿 @GOVUK  #thanks #unhappy #crb,negative
A .500 season is all I'm looking for at this point. #depressing #royals,negative
@andyfleming83 Bastard squirrels. 😡,negative
I have to bury another person this year at the same cemetery my father and nephew are buried in. #great,negative
"@realDonaldTrump says the guy who revealed  #topsecret information to the #Russians #irony also, it's unverified, you punk.",negative
"@h258_laura @leiafrater I don't like horror movies, leave me alone",negative
"coffee the floor; And the soul grew furious as the stillness broken by little,",negative
it takes sadness to know happiness absence to value presence,negative
I can never find the exact #emoji that I'm after at the exact moment that I need it #nuclear #missiles.  #IndianArmy,negative
if you're unhappy with someone just fucking tell them you're unhappy and leave. Don't go fuckin around with other people on the side,negative
Sister: (Canadian player does something shady.) Jonathan Toews is frowning and he doesn't know why. #WorldCupOfHockey,negative
The new lock sound is grim,negative
I just watched the video that i took at troye's concert last year during happy little pill and now im crying i miss him @troyesivan 😭,negative
People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours.,negative
Also YAY @ChadHoy that's awesome about TX! &I I'm not sure why but it makes me sad ur leaving Indy cuz it's not like we ever hang lol,negative
@Cassena13 I know if I wasn't an optimist I would despair.,negative
which always leads to the kind of hilarity average people will never experience - especially during breakups.,negative
"Just a side #thought, everything takes #time and #effort ... #annoyed",negative
Have to go to a occupational services place for a drug test. Yet they don't know what the heck is going on. Just great! #blah #😡,negative
Why are women so put off by guys wanting sex when they meet? #naturalWhy is it ok 4 them 2 push a relationship b4 we meet? #irony any1.,negative
@RGUpdate Have you tried English hospital food ?? #yak #gross,negative
"Can't handle rude people. Doesn't matter what job you do, a consultant or not, treat people how you would like to be treated 😡 #disapointed",negative
Lost my appetite for the past 5 days and I swear I already lost 3 pounds #depressing #at #least #i #will #be #skinny #for #pride #weekend,negative
@MariamVeiszadeh it's getting so close in your poll so many ignorant ppl. #depressing #painful something needs to change #BeTheChange ? How?,negative
So blend the waters lie There shrines and free-  The melancholy waters lie No rays from out the dull tide-  As if the vine,negative
@Bickley_Marotta yea because forcing 5 turnovers and holding a pretty good offense to 7 points is concerning.....oh wait. NO!!,negative
"If I spend more than £10 in shimmy on £1 drinks I'll be raging, but we all know it's gonna happen",negative
"@davidgold @karren_brady My shirt did not arrive today as promised, I even pre-ordered it in June, who do I make my complaint to ?",negative
The way this British(?) lass is bottling it at the crucial points she could well be from Brighton rather than Australia/Croatia #irony,negative
My back is starting to irritate me and it's barely 2:19 😓,negative
I have actually watch drugs destroy an entire family 😢Mother's on skid row. Oldest daughter lost her child. Father is estranged. #horrific,negative
@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity You are delusional as to what the word GREAT means to America.  #ironic,negative
Left my phone in Mcds #panic,negative
Take public opinion on revenge with Pakistan if govt is unable to decide. @aajtak @TimesNow @narendramodi,negative
Can't Talk To An Incompetent Person. Goes In One Ear and Out The Other. #irritated #NoPoint #MassiveEyeRoll,negative
Quite possibly the worst anthems I've ever heard in pro sports by both singers. I wish I was deaf. #ASG2017 #mlb #MLBAllStarGame,negative
So @Ryanair site crashes everytime I try to book - how do they help? Tell me there's nothing wrong & hang up #furious #helpless @SimonCalder,negative
I'm still feeling some type of way about Viserion. #GameOfThrones #crying #stresseating,negative
@downseung I'm sorry about your loss... no one should ever give you shit for taking your time to mourn. No matter how long it takes.,negative
"@PriceSjrw5614 @Ren102e906 @slb42jcb @swoozyqyah THEN you do what you can and then BLOCK them, they're trying to discourage us",negative
@AppleSupport worst customer service. 3days to get a diagnostic appt?! #disappointing #ittakes3minutestorunadiagnostic,negative
@eMilsOnWheels I'm furious 😩😩😩,negative
"Too much caffeine, and I'm dyyyying. #jitters #shakes #paranoia #heartbeat1000 ☕💔",negative
@1johndes ball watching & Rojo'd header was equally dreadful!!,negative
"2 biggest fears: incurable STD's and pregnancy...I mean, they're basically the same thing anyway #forlife #annoying  #weirdsmells",negative
"guess who stayed up until 2am just incase someone called but they never did like i knew already , it's me, mistakes were made",negative
But what about the emails??? #NotHilary #ironic #DonJr #TheEmails,negative
its #easy to be #unhappy 😐,negative
It's been 5 weeks and I still go through depression smh,negative
Guy across from me in a really ugly suit cannot stop expressing his displeasure,negative
"@chuckwoolery I Feel sick reading this, when does it end? #dread #civil war? #sad",negative
"Beware the wrath of an angry, frustrated, #agile grandma with a network. 👵🏼😡 I'm just sayin'. #objectlesson",negative
@cnn please get Sebstian Gorka off of my tv.  The whole trump admin. needs to stop deflecting by talking about Hillary.  #awful,negative
@RightNewsUK Poor dogs! Have to bite that sun of a bitch! 😠,negative
What a fucking muppet.  @jRwild1  #stalker.,negative
"Honestly, there are some awful people on the internet... smh...",negative
"I mean, not that I wanted goats to faint... but I wanted to see the goats faint.  #eclipse",negative
Freakin a...I deleted half the episode of BIP on accident  #bachelorinparadise,negative
So disappointed in myself for spending £50 on an outfit for meeting a boy #noselfcontrol #nervous,negative
"And I would advise that everyone wait to watch @KevinCanWaitCBS ,or actually don't wait, just don't even watch it because it is #awful",negative
It's just the lack of company and liveliness out here that makes me bored.,negative
Sigh. I got a B- .. #depressing,negative
Just joined #pottermore and was sorted into HUFFLEPUFF 😡😡😡,negative
@govph I would like to know about the source of The President's optimism about running the country. I wonder if he can answer my curiosity.,negative
That person that #TalksTooMuch it becomes fucking #frustrating & you get #mad but u have to pretend ur interested cos ur a nice person,negative
@laurierecords The worst is getting so very close to life changing contracts and coming up short.  Feels like starting over. :-/ #relentless,negative
"@OnesOwnGrief Just a shame his world was gloom from day one almost.Though it makes sense he'd have the whole part hydra,part s.h.i.e.l.d(c)",negative
@Mista_Nightmare i dont understand why u do videos every week spend time with your family instead of working on horror #takeabreak,negative
Head hurting 😤,negative
"@tylerhower Covering Milo might make sense—not much, even at that—but celebrating him as puckish is cooperation in something ghastly.",negative
"@NeoFundie @fitchest Ha. Right. I'm from San Jose, CA, and I was offended right there with you. Dave, go on a walk or something next time.",negative
"The more Russia stuff I watch, the more I think Clinton was setting Trump up for a legal attack after she was Prez.",negative
@NRO @Acosta @CNN @realDonaldTrump remember when NRO gave CNN grief about their relentless HC email crusade? me either.,negative
@sueblue35 @nsoz7 @immortalbulldog huh? We have a sprint coach? We're the slowest team in the comp. Talk about robbing a living. #outrage,negative
"@ltsukis im love you, even if you bully me sadly",negative
"Request MRI 2 years ago, Neuro only requested last year, I'm still waiting on appointment  #mssucks #healthcareFail",negative
Hey folks sorry if anything offensive got posted on here yesterday my account got hacked. All fixed now though. I hope :-/ #angry #annoyed,negative
@StarklyDark 'I know you trusted me.' His words were soft as he ignored the anger and focused on the hurt beneath. 'I know I screwed up.' --,negative
"She began to squirm beneath @hcllbent, struggling to get out of his relentless grasp. When she realized that the attempt was useless,++",negative
i am SO anxious all the time leaving the house is horrid,negative
"I click on download on my PC. Message says 'Thank you for downloading #iTunes  So, where's the download?! #frustrated",negative
@Monarch Really??? I've had to hang up!,negative
@LaraTheIrish < feel everything. She would remember everything. Evanora hoped this would serve to fuel the creatures anger and run rabid >,negative
@TamraBarney @ShannonBeador @RHOC_KellyDodd Tamra would F her up if she swung on Tamra Kelly is a piece of 💩 #needstobeadmitted,negative
"@space_gayz high fantasy , i feel like you could make a melancholy college age slice of life thing work too",negative
@partydelightsUK it's 5679787. Cannot DM you as we don't follow each other. Not such a  #party #fail #letdown,negative
@BBCWorld Course he didn't. #sarcasm,negative
Of course Molina #bitter,negative
Had to delete my Facebook too much for me 🤣,negative
@SalterUK second pair of scales I have bought that have stopped working after battery change. Is this an issue you are aware of?  #unhappy,negative
"@NewsByKatherine @jonkarl @ABC YOU GUY'S SOUND astounded!! Does anyone working w Trump WH have an any ethical,moral, values? 🙈🙉🙊",negative
"@ThomasHCrown @laurakfillault As a historic evangelical, I wonder if the Donatists had a point? What dreadful clergy in my fmr. circles.",negative
#Awareness seek #shelter .#Letgo Old #habit of chasing #desires resultin in #anger #fear #worry .#Choose #Satisfaction within #Peace #Relax,negative
..... wakes up and says 'have you tried changing her nappy?' 😡👊🏼 !!!!,negative
Awareness of time is awareness of time lost. #awareness #time #lost,negative
Brad Pitt being investigated for child abuse?! this all just got really #dark,negative
i already have 3 Nico URs and i really need a smile UR ;; i'm confused,negative
@fuzzbish @LouiseMensch @realDonaldTrump Ha ha! Trump supporter calls someone else a narcissist! #irony,negative
.@PayPal  why do you always make it so incredibly difficult to do anything or get anything resolved?  #customerservice #sucks,negative
Mother of two is texting and driving with a 'baby onboard' sticker in the back window #irony,negative
"It's not length, it's A #gnawing #sense of #dread.",negative
@shaninphxaz @kaskade @SkylarGrey @YouTube Thanks. I appreciate that. It's just bad policy for crowd sourcing. #ironic.,negative
I don't know how people can binge watch horror films ...ALONE!😓😰,negative
man I hate Spider-Man and I ain't even watch it yet 😤,negative
i have so much hw tonight im offended,negative
@itvnews Pound has dropped despite #UK #Govt proposals - duh it's #BECAUSE of the #idiocy & #arrogance of them that it's #dropped ☹️,negative
Don't stop believin' came on in the car and I almost started crying. Who else misses glee. #glee,negative
@lmench i'm actually offended by it.  naming the most fattening sandwich after a man who died of coronary disease likely due to his diet?,negative
Mary Berry and her reign of terror,negative
Signs of Incipient Faggotry are the arsehole quivering and puckering.,negative
"What do Aquila, Ajahnae, and Euriechsa have in common besides ridiculously stupid,horrible,ugly, God awful names? Tracey IS NOT their father",negative
better care about yourself than about others because others wont care about you #lonely #sad #depressed,negative
@niceoneWern @Alotta_Pain the gleesome threesome,negative
when you find out the initiative isn't even a thing 😧,negative
@eugenelaverty @WorldSBK all the best Moto GP is loosing a very talented rider,negative
A former diplomat is quite gleeful about the situation of Pakistan on @TimesNow Not quite stiff upper lip of diplomacy seen normally,negative
#AmarnathTerrorAttack  Muslims are killing everywhere Syria Iraq Palestine Everyday beyond They say that Islam is terrorism shame on you,negative
♪OLD FISH  #discourage,negative
@gurrie_j thanks for making me super sad about Pizza. #sad #freepizza,negative
Whenever you are confronted by a wild animal or hostile individual remember that they can smell #fear or the fact you #poop your pants.,negative
I'm so nervous I could puke + my body temp is rising ha ha ha ha ha,negative
My soon to be ex wife needs to learn to chill out & smile,negative
"The blackest abyss of despair, Alonzo",negative
+ cant get to tell them what will offend them or not,negative
"Listening to these refugee children, barely a decade old, describe the horrific acts they were forced to commit is terrifying. #DatelineSBS",negative
Do people notice that only saying 'You're so pretty' when I have make-up on. Is offense!  & I take note that they never say it when I don't.,negative
@badpostyoongi I know for a fact they'll either ignore the fact tiff isn't or change Cindy's background,negative
@CNN talking about meetings on collecting damaging information on a political figure and when best to release by @DonaldJTrumpJr. #ironic,negative
I know it's the final day of summer when it's the finale of @CBSBigBrother #sadness,negative
"I think 'Sleep' is my favorite from How did we get so dark?, maybe because I'm insomniac",negative
@Theresa_Talbot @fleurrbie Haha...sorry about the dreadful puns... I need to get out more....I've been cooped up lately...,negative
So they #threaten to kill #kapernick for KNEELING. I say every athlete just stop playing until social justice and equality comes forth.,negative
@SallyAnMatthews disturbed by erroneous noise on match point #irony,negative
Mou is too jovial and trying to impress those players too much. No player is bigger than manutd. SAF won't tolerate all this bs @ManUtd,negative
crying because @msleamichele's snapchat is bringing on some serious #glee feels 😭❤,negative
@ggreenwald Macron slips up and has a moment of clarity & common sense...now he is a raging racist. Sounds right. #LiberalLogic,negative
"Once I'll graduate, I hope I'll have the time to start learning Finnish on my own because I've been putting it off for quite too long 😢",negative
@shelby_Billsfan @buffalobills They kinda hafta be these days. #bleak 😬,negative
Did we miss the fact that #BurkeRamsey swung &hit his sister #JonBenet in the face with a golf club previously out of a fit of #anger?,negative
@WDA_Punisher @SgtDangerCow @Battlefield I think so too.  Casual audience was particularly unhappy with server admins and server rules.,negative
@Fly_Norwegian quite simply the #worst #airline #worstairline I've ever used! #shocking #appauling #dire #dismal #beyondajoke #useless,negative
@Patsy1207 @markheardusa @theinquisitr Do your fuc*ing job and report the news.Just another bully to go in the basket.Freedom or fear???,negative
@lizbon @anomalily @gerikkransky Sorry for the levity if at all inappropriate but this combined with my love of Charlotte reminds me rn...,negative
"@Cpt_SRogers_ 'Well it can go one of two ways. You either get over it and accept it, because it's not going to change, or you mope about --",negative
Not sure if thats an accomplishment or something to worry about,negative
the thing about living near campus during the summer is that it's a ghost town but now everyone is back and im #annoyed,negative
Am I the only person who dislikes fall? #FirstDayofFall #leaves #thingsdie #depressing #cold #noflipflops 👎🏾👎🏽👎🏻🍂🍁,negative
Am 'ugly' guy whos pleasant geuine  and happy > an evil attractive guy whos bitter and coniving and superficial,negative
"@_mayatp Looks it's daisy in her natural habitat, doing her natural face, with the natural annoying growl that turns into a terrible bark",negative
@rupindxr my heart actually sunk looooool I was so confused,negative
Its funny how the people that break your heart are the ones that swore they never would #irony,negative
"Man, don't believe the hype, this #DJKhaled comp is garbage. #sad #terrible #trumpofhiphop",negative
Itw in latest @TechnologistEU: 'Tackling the gender gap'. Rest of the magazine: 25+ itws of men and 3 women mentioned! #ironic #seriously,negative
@prageru In a state where assisted suicide is legal. Talk about intellectual dishonesty. How stupid does the left think people are? #irony,negative
Avoid facial cleansers containing harsh chemicals which irritate and weaken the protective barrier of skin. Use natural cleansers.,negative
"I feel exhausted ... I tried to do a good job, but apparently God does not see me right. I'm weary! I EXIST! 😟💔📢 #exist #weary #misonorotta",negative
"AJ ends up being a terrible character, but no one in his family ever actually speaks to him. He witnesses so much and just gets sent away.",negative
Me at Start of Semester Expecting = A+ After Mids = B+ After Finals = Passing Marks  Thinking to quit MS. 😡,negative
"@angrydwarf9 @carolinesandall It ruins my frigging night each night at 9pm. Mrs loves it, i've been early to bed for a month. #dreadful",negative
"@Spectacles Not creepy at all...go check @blackmirror ep. The Entire History of You and rethink the concept, people! #irony #PleaseStayHuman",negative
Reads two sentences about engagement...yeah...that's enough let's see what social media has to offer. #ironic,negative
"Lugubrious face, crestfallen eyes, forlorn heart and an agitated soul seeking serenity.",negative
@elisegaro @jaketapper Very noble of Trump to stand behind his son and not throw him under the bus. #sarcasm,negative
"This pretentious dick in Night Gallery just fucking, used a towel to dry off his sink",negative
@TalkTalkCare  how on earth can I send an email to you? Very annoyed customer!!!,negative
"@David_Stepp Any other election, fine vote 3rd party as useless as it is but not this one. I hesitate to say it'd be selfish but...",negative
I seriously hope these chances Celtic are missing are going to come back to haunt them with an Alloa sucker punch,negative
@comcast you charge 150 extra for sending someone out and your cable service still doesn't work. That's robbery. #cable  #service,negative
@JohnKerry can be as indignant as he wants but the world knows Obama will do nothing and Putin will just do what he wants #Aleppo #Syria,negative
Projection is perception. See it in someone else? You also at some level have that within you. #anger #worry,negative
@JoshuaRozenberg Oh dear! #tantrums,negative
It's 2017 and there still isn't an app to stop you from drunk texting #rage,negative
My best friends driving for the first time with me in the car #terrifying,negative
@Channel9 how could you put this show on air !! Disrespectful to so many mums and families 😡,negative
@blonderella26 @Seahawksfan7777 @afern_alex @eugenegu @tonyposnanski @realDonaldTrump She's gonna have a meltdown 🤣,negative
y'all don't understand. this woman's wrath is REAL. 🌹🖤,negative
how i drink two 40s and im still somewhat sober ?,negative
@Teenique yessss waiting for an epi is for the birds. it sucks. im waiting for walking dead new season😩,negative
Someone's nicked my lunch out the fridge at work!! Roast dinner as well! #fuming,negative
Circle K is dead to me. I hate your new slushie machine.  #livid,negative
"This tweet is dedicated to my back pain, which I do not understand because I am youthful and spry. Full of life. Vivacious.",negative
That moment when you look back and realise you've been a #selfish #horrible #judgemental person. #FeelingAshamed,negative
@williamcontrol just preordered The Pale EP... Would have paid for the phone call... But I would have freaked out and not said anything,negative
A person #hates u for 1 of 3 reasons. They 1) want 2b U; 2) #hate themselves. 3) C U as a #threat. (& don't tell me hate doesn't exist!),negative
@sainsburys I been asked for appx 12th time in 48hrs to confirm details to another new rep to deal with my complaint re incompetence #ironic,negative
I Don't know what make #Pakistan fear more their #terrorist or their #terrorism  #TerrorStatePak,negative
"@virginmedia I was just on the phone are twenty minutes with 3 people, non could help and then it cut out your end. What's going on? #awful",negative
I keep getting so worried about the amount of plastic that gets thrown away atm as if I didn't panic enough about the environment already :),negative
"@KevinI @GGGBoxing @SpecialKBrook pretty average, klitschko fury did about 600k and Joshua white did about 450k",negative
@jamiesmart Huh! It's always my fault isn't it >:(  #sulk,negative
I'm dead tired yet can't sleep #wonderful,negative
I asked Jared to marry me and he said no. #offended,negative
broken policy' #blasio <> #trump #giuliani 'broken windows' all part of 'pecking order' #bully politics #america RESIST #motto,negative
Post TRNSMT blues,negative
Thousands of pickled certified ostrogoths ! #angry,negative
What's worse than feeling discouraged? Not finding an emoji for feeling discouraged,negative
@CP24 And I hope when the police met him at the subway that they took him straight to jail 😕,negative
in health we did a think about depression and now i feel like i have it,negative
Body is sleepy but the mind is active. So sad... Have to get ready for work in 30 minutes. Damn! #restless,negative
@TheOnlySweeney their slogan should've been #start instead of #finish,negative
@RussiaInsider Really sad & surprising. 1 side #Russia fighting against #IS & on the other supporting #Pak which is epic centre 4,negative
"My body literally shaking, I ain't running on enough sleep to be getting this pissed off",negative
@LondonMidland #dobetter only two carriages on 14:49 Birmingham to Hereford no room to stand anymore Friday commute #unhappy,negative
@DamnPatriot You're a POS for rejoicing in someone's death.,negative
"WHY TF DO BROKE BOYS KEEP TRYNA FIND GF's? GET UR FUCKIN $$$ RIGHT B4 I SMACK YO BITCHASS, she deserves 2be happy & u don't deserve that ass",negative
Won't be making it to surgeon consultation because it's too tough to get me in car today.🙈 #ironic #health #spoonielife #SpoonieProblems,negative
"@peregrinator1 I admittedly went into this series thinking we'd see the Jedi in their heyday, not as dysfunctional UN Peacekeepers in space",negative
I'm not use to getting up early asf this shit goin irritate me.,negative
Everything I order online just comes looking like a piece of shit 😤,negative
When you tell your boyfriend you want a pot bellied pig and he replies with 'I've already got one' and points at you...😩🐷🐷,negative
TARED tabby abaci rabid each dabs,negative
@amarakhbaranth1 Not answered my question - when the #AmarnathTerrorAttack perps are killed like rabid dogs will you praise army?,negative
@ryyyshh story of my life. #lost,negative
Brown envelopes can induce panic. #posttruth,negative
Drop Snapchat names #bored #snap #swap #pics,negative
"If Payet goes either in Jan or @ the seasons end, can't say I blame him. The boy must b so disheartened by what he's seeing at the mo.",negative
blood rage,negative
@theIeansquad @SatanHeavenly Rap is so unbearable and horrific.,negative
Already plotting next steps if I get cut off by the same minivan in tomorrow's drop-off line. #preschoolpolitics #momthings,negative
hate overthinking e v e r y t h i n g like i jus' wanna be happy pls,negative
"@komaebun He just has that way of thinking, he wants absolute hope born from absolute despair.",negative
Candace & her pout are getting right on my tits #GBBO,negative
genuinely think im dying boys n girls never felt so awful in my LIFE x,negative
"@charles_gaba No, I am probably the person most likely to completely understand how gobsmacked you were to learn how true that is. #sadly",negative
Im so serious about putting words in my mouth bitch don't add ' the ' to my sentence if I didn't say that shit on bloods,negative
@m_warner21 Yikes. The wrath of Maddie...,negative
@Rocks_n_Ropes Can't believe how rude your cashier was today when I was returning an item!  Your customer service is slacking.,negative
@realDonaldTrump You still haven't mentioned that military plane crash. How presidential. #sarcasm #collusion,negative
I can't pull myself out of depression,negative
@beaglerush Do you realize that this literally makes you Hitler? #sarcasm,negative
So drunk me hid my keys very well sober me couldn't find it anywhere,negative
"@KeithOlbermann depressing how despicable Trump, with no policies, campaigning on bigotry & rancour can be so close, evil immoral disaster",negative
its horribly gloomy out rn and im flourishing,negative
@Delta.  Are you kidding?  Delayed from 7:30pm to 11:00 - only to cancel it because the pilot is overtime.,negative
"Theme of week: Ask the Lord for strength & perspective to persevere in #integrity and effort, despite being #disheartened & disappointed.",negative
Q&A with N. Christie @westernuHistory: fr. @marybethstart: What would Peter and Dardanella think of us knowing? #poorthings,negative
#DamilolaOurLovedBoy So upsetting 😢😢. Why do people want to hurt others! Such a cruel world we live in #heartbreaking,negative
I think I'll eternally be irritated by our LIT teacher 😂,negative
really wanna dye me hair a bright colour but iv spent all this time growing the dye out,negative
13) mutual whos always online - @Lafa_YEET bc we have to bully her to get to sleep,negative
I see I'll be hovering over the block button today with much glee.,negative
Why does having anxiety drain some much of your energy #anxiety #sotired #needtosleepforhours,negative
United Airline at Newark needs more Kiosks so that people won't miss their cut off time.  And hire more ppl too.  #horrible,negative
"@veryeloise your gunna make me cry, I need a glee day",negative
"Again, this q. is brought to you by my slight feelings of irritation when I see 'obligated' over 'obliged', and I want to know if I'm right.",negative
@LouiseLinton just because you married money doesn't mean you have class it just means you are a high prices prostitute.  #adorable,negative
.@POTUS Obama describes his temperament as 'steady & on the buoyant side.',negative
"i don't understand ppl who save wasps , next chance that lil dude gets he gnna sting ur grandma",negative
@DannyMcguire6 sad day Danny 😓you have been and still are a true Leeds rhino you have been brilliant at the club I will miss you,negative
My dog wouldn't stop barking so now I'm up at eight am with a raging headache,negative
"@narcissusheiyan  maybe it'd have been different if I stayed for sixth form? But still, the oppressive architecture, uninteresting people",negative
@Pamela_Moore13 @Ginlefebvre @BarackObama yes exactly & he's sold out this country to #terror while #lying to cover it up,negative
@JanclydeCEspino at one point this is what i wanted rba sa? hahaha pero di jud oy di jud ☹ what if ga humss ta? 😭,negative
@r0Ils ppl get triggered over u smiling they're irrelevant,negative
"@SenRonJohnson @Neomi_Rao #25thAmendmentNow Do you mean 'regulations' like clean air and water? Because who needs that, right? #sarcasm",negative
Damn I'm tired as hell I never get a off day during the week anymore 😭 I wanna call in so bad but these lil 60 hrs sounds so good.,negative
IT WASN'T ENOUGH 😢,negative
@FFigureFBust How so? I've been thinking of getting it done and now you've given me a frighten.,negative
"@KatRamsland 'call to action by TV host John Oliver, who urged viewers to leave comments expressing their displeasure at the FCC's policies.",negative
"I don't know why everyone is pretending to be sad about angelina and brad, everyone knows his dumb ass should've stayed with jennifer.",negative
When did it all started? All these depression & anxiety shits?All these suicide thoughts?All of these bad thoughts thts hugging me at night?,negative
@ExpressScripts u shd b embrrssd. u jack up my bp meds twice and it will still take 3-5 days? Not express at all. #expressscripts #horrible,negative
Life izn't about pleasing each others...😕  #hell #with #pleasing,negative
The 'banter' from Craigen and Sutton on BT is fucking horrid,negative
@fixindk @RevoltRazor @dragons1015 Guys don't use that type of language. Save it for raging...,negative
mmmm i'm kinda sad i hope i can shake this before school,negative
Why would Enrique sub off busquet?,negative
"When Dino was making a fool of himself with that Ajekun iya stunt, y'll hailing him but a bereaved person got a chance to be joyful = abuse?",negative
Up on melancholy hill,negative
Am I in labor yet?? 😭😫 #miserable,negative
Smokeys dad is sad :/,negative
"Niggas murking in each other. In murky water, I try to swim.",negative
Found out the peraon i liked wanted to that someone else #sadness,negative
But guess what ? I'm sober,negative
Tremor!!!  #tremor,negative
Today all India Bank strike? WTH. Was this announced? What's this strike for?,negative
@kylegriffin1 @tkdmike you mean the 🍊🤡 didn't tweet the correction...? #shocking,negative
Three retweets of dumb Fox shit and one original tweet that is a blatant lie from SCROTUS this morning--nada about his wretched offspring. 🤣,negative
@praddy06 sir.. will we have the need for umbrella today evening.. sun seems to be stronger to pave way for clouds.. 😟,negative
My partner's new headphones works 2 well. It's bad. He couldn't hear me yelling @ him when i was about 5ft in front him! #ironic #technology,negative
These people irritate tf out of me I swear 🙄 I'm goin to sleep ✌🏾️,negative
@Thebeast_ufc what happened to the suicide tweet it was a joke obviously how could that offend anyone?🤔,negative
"When you wake up early to workout and then the fitness room smells awful, so you come back to your room to do core...",negative
"I feel bad for meatball, not really but you know what I mean #vetoad #ironic #BB19",negative
He's seriously so frustrating sometimes! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ #ugh #raging,negative
It's a Moving Day! #stress  #hope,negative
Nothing more fun to do at a day like this 😭☔️🌧 #dark #rainy,negative
@sophieathertonn @lillynewtonx That's actually awful! You are in for a treat when you get home tho!!,negative
But also tomorrow's goal is to clean my room so like greatttt #sarcasm,negative
@Jack_Septic_Eye Grass growing simulator is offended,negative
We're just a bunch of sad kids trying to cheer each other up..,negative
"@Casper10666 I assure you there is no laughter, but increasing anger at the costs, and arrogance of Westminster.",negative
The best kind of self harm is through the mind #depression,negative
@breadf2man @SunApology and it's Kelvin Mackenzie tomorrow... #shudder DontBuyTheSun,negative
Set n alarm '@Innocentia_T: I wanna nap but I'm scared I'll wake up tomorrow .',negative
i'm... nervous about this test rip,negative
@MichaelGrantBks @BethellMarilyn @foxandfriends @realDonaldTrump You are a very bitter person.....sad!!,negative
another chunk of #antarctic the size of #wales broke off. The #glee of knowing humans deserve their #extinction. #climatechange,negative
"@HuffingtonPost huff i know your pro-hillary and so is CNN and MSNBC, but they made no mention of this, this statement would be gold for em",negative
@JUSTICESLUT420 sadly this sort of poster died by the 90s afaik,negative
@StreamPlanetHD #crap sorry but doesn’t work,negative
Honestly Michael Clifford is so fucking ugly who let that rabid dog make music,negative
Totally scare for this upcoming results .,negative
It's 5:55am. I'm hungry but there is no food. #panic,negative
Are u #depressed #hypo #manic #lonely #bored #nofriends #needfreinds #friend I feel chatty I wanna help ppl or just #makefriend 's #dm #moms,negative
I'm so restless,negative
"my name is sara, im 20 years old and i cant believe boiling an onion is making me cry",negative
@SaffronOlive At least their pricing is in line with their trend of GP pricing. #sarcasm,negative
Marcus Roho is dreadful,negative
@softytwt hi bby today was okay i e-mailed design firms for my internship and now i'm nervous ;u; how's your day? :D,negative
"A little nose irritation and a little more chills on my body. I'm so not into flu, into flu, into flu #FallSongs",negative
"@ComeJesusSoon trembled, the #earth quaked, and it became a very great #panic. [2/2]",negative
"O, the melancholy Catacombs quickly wandered about the Rue Morgue, Madman!",negative
#dmme #kikme  #sext #horny  #ass #bbw  #naughty  #pussy #kik   #nudes  only  girls  😩 horny  #snap    jacobgigs,negative
@GutoAberconwy Your majority is 635 members of the public- believe me you have offended rather more than 635 voters!,negative
I'd rather dump gasoline all over myself and run into a burning building than use Excel.,negative
This whole #VanRE + extradition might turn into a Pandora's box. JT has no idea about that murky corrupt guanxi in China; Toad vs Dada ;-),negative
'Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve' Roger Lewin Terrific :) Tuesday,negative
I'm really hitting all flavors of my sparkling water rap. But you know what's tripping me out? These half French and Spanish flavors.,negative
Is it okay to think you are going to die alone? #sadness,negative
@WILLLANNO Man u r just bitter about Manu making great strides...,negative
No offense to the girl next to me but dousing yourself with cheap cologne won't hide your rank smell,negative
"And Republicans, you, namely Graham, Flake, Sasse and others are not safe from my wrath, hence that Hillary Hiney-Kissing ad I saw about you",negative
"A country that gave safe house to #Osama Bin #Laden is dangerous if not contained. #Pakistan is a #terror heaven, declare so @BanKimoon_amdg",negative
@shomaristone @TIME Interestingly shocking and sad! American Judiciary is seriously flawed!,negative
Nearly 60% of GOP members think higher education is ruining this country. That includes GOP members with higher education degrees. #irony,negative
@bear_ing you asshole... you made me sexually attacked to a animated bear :-P,negative
Whoever decided to put chat functions on company websites for customer service deserves all the medals. I hate talking on the phone,negative
These guys really out here disrespecting women while their moms still be doing their laundry. 🤣,negative
@faye_catherine happy anger sad melancholy confusion #woodspurge,negative
Hey @gmail why can I only see 15 sent emails? Where's the thousands gone?,negative
@EngrNabeeel then rejoicing now is a lil' bit prematured dont you think🤔🤔🤔,negative
Doesn't it just suck when you're so real to someone and try to exhilarate every ounce out of them to only see that they're not down,negative
"@yap_yip --an uncertainty. [Halsey teases, her lips curving into a jovial smirk.]",negative
"Really planned on making videos this week. Then. A tv died, phone broke, truck died, #depression took over. I'm wondering what I did 2 karma",negative
@deray Someone needs to speak for the frat boys #sarcasm,negative
"@Pharah_Amari [Reyes snarled in frustrated anger, steel claws flexing dangerously. But she uttered those damning words, it seems to snap --",negative
So now I have to buy a whole new computer,negative
Obama admin rejects Texas plan to have refugees vetted for terrorism so Texas pulls of of fed refugee resettlement program. Aiding .,negative
I woke up still not hardly believing what all happened last night 😰,negative
@GarfieldLineker @TimCRoberts *on his back. Apologies for retweeting a tweet with grammatical error #mybad 😱,negative
The same part of roof bar (driver's side) are stolen from Grand Vitara cars. Let it be known. This is really #disheartening #brunei,negative
@rheafraserx took them an awfy long time to spot their goal was disallowed ☺️,negative
I'll control my #anger... if you can manage your #stupidity. #TeamFollowBack #相互フォロー #fact #figuremeout,negative
I gave up on the U20 Rugby bet on the Roosters!  #nrl,negative
hate tan lines but refuse to tan at a salon anymore. 🙄,negative
"So.... am I the only one hoping this ends in a tie, just like the last one that didn't count? #mke #irony",negative
Since the 'update' my @iPhone loses power nearly 40% faster.,negative
"@JoyceMeyer @mrsglessman #day of #vengeance of our #God; To #comfort all who #mourn, To console those who #mourn in #Zion, To give [4/7]",negative
"No, I'm not 'depressed because of the weather,' I'm depressed because I have #depression #sicknotweak",negative
@bldmovs sadly beautiful photo.,negative
@iamjannn And life is a nightmare,negative
I'm so bored and fat and full and ridiculously overweight and rolls galore,negative
Hope was an instinct only the reasoning human mind could kill. An animal never knew despair.,negative
@NessaMatthews he's perfect. But not even in that way where you sort of resent him or suspect that he leads a double life. Just perfect.,negative
@SueWallace78 peanut butter???? You some kinda pervert?? #awful,negative
@ABCTV @AuSenate @annabelcrabb I confess I didn't watch last week. #bad Are you going to do an episode on accessibility?,negative
@sonyxperia @SonyUK I need a mobile phone screen repair..... Help (Newcastle UK) #devastated,negative
#depressed Today was bitter sweet watching all the kids go back to school made me really miss my babies. I'm so broke #backtoschool2017,negative
Sam all she fuckin said was about you meeting her rents on Friday which WAS GOING TO HAPPEN ANYWAY YOU DICK #cbb #cbbfinal #arsehole,negative
"Blah blah blah Kyrie, IT, etc. @CJC9BOSS leaving Boston is the real news and I am #devastated! #celtics #fave  #someonegetmeajerseyteeasap",negative
"Sometimes I like to talk about my sadness.  Other times, I just want to be distracted by friends, laughter, shopping, eating...    #MHChat",negative
"@GlobeChadFinn Sadly, not enough names.  The whole farewell tour situation would make me shy away from good value b et.",negative
@EllyySchlordt it's awful!,negative
ya boy gets mad tired of pine trees,negative
"Went to bed a 1:30, fell asleep after, my niece started crying at 4. I'm dying... 😧",negative
We're all in D. T. (Discipleship training or detox) for something. #messy  #cutoff #choosefreedom #CryOut16,negative
@saclivin @MrsCagg specific & intentional way. And part of that intention is to provoke conversation around systemic racism towards blacks.,negative
@djsantero I'm feeling bad for the family dog.  #nightmare,negative
I wanna kill you and destroy you. I want you died and I want Flint back. #emo #scene #anger #fuck #die #hatered,negative
@realDonaldTrump She blamed Benghazi on a YouTube video. She blamed emails on #ColinPowell. Now she blames #terrorism on you. #weakHillary,negative
"An email that will never be sent, a message that will remain unsaid, a voice never heard again. #loss #sorrow #Friends",negative
Got woken up by a road sweeper I was trying to sleep,negative
"#Pakistan is ‘terrorist state’, carries out #war crimes: #India to @UN.  #UNGA  #UN",negative
I would just give her with their naked body.,negative
Bojack Horseman: the saddest show ever written?? #depression #season1,negative
@ExpressScripts u shd b embrrssd. u jack up my bp meds twice and it will still take 3-5 days? Not express at all. #expressscripts,negative
I want to pour all my tears on someone right now. So tired of this #upset,negative
"The abysmal ignorance, frivolity and levity of the Italian priests stupefied him.' - Roland Bainton on Luther, #ReformationDay",negative
@DoubleEph sadly his best days are behind him,negative
It's such a strange juxtaposition of emotions. A sense of euphoria but a sense of out most despair.,negative
"Aidy: *has a physics question* Aidy: '... ok, I'm not gonna ask Tristan cause I don't wanna aggravate her'",negative
@ManUtd Rooney needs to come off! Absolutely dreadful! 🙈🙈🙈 class goal from @carras16 @carras16 showing why he should be in the team!!,negative
Skipping meals is the national way of showing #disappointment and #anger. #wiz,negative
#TOKYO Fear death as much as optimism.,negative
"@HebertofNH any time a man who got paid to throw temper tantrums speaks up, you gotta listen.",negative
Need a new outlet for,negative
@scatteredmom Totally! He had 3 teenage girls(daughters +a friend) who were freaked out cuz their clothes & bikes were destroyed. #ironic,negative
"@EricTrump Yeah, that's it. #sarcasm #traitor #karma #TrumpRussia",negative
"i'm freezing in the sun, i'm burning in the run",negative
@DPD_UK apparently u left a calling card... @ which address cos it certainly wasn't the address u were supposed to be delivering 2!!! #awful,negative
Just want Saturday to be over but then again I want to do good #LSAT,negative
I’m so glad I’m not like some of the sad people online who gossip and bully others for their entertainment because they have no life.,negative
@TrueAggieFan oh so that's where Brian was! Where was my invite? #offended,negative
@LmRyle @tomcolicchio @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton @ajjaffe I understand your concerns but look at her foundation contributions,negative
"When the lights shut off and it's my turn to settle down, my main concern...",negative
Why the FUCK have i just saw a Game of Thrones spoiler on snapchat? SOME OF US HAVENT SAW IT YET 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 #arsehole,negative
y'all spend every paycheck on a new pack of drugs to sell or guns y'all just threaten people with...,negative
And I won't even get started with Hillary and her fancy fundraisers! #depressing,negative
"If Troyler will die, I'm gonna die with them #troyler #sadness #fuckin'lifeisnotafairytale",negative
"@alb353 @thehugheslady @TelegraphNews @paulwestonlibgb Here you go, why not lionise this fellow....😒 #sarcasm",negative
"“Tell me, Doctor, are you afraid of #death?' 'I guess it depends on how you #die.”",negative
"When you should be working, but you're shopping amazon prime deals instead... 😦",negative
@PrisUY Good point if let's say the Argentinian police would do 1/100 what they are doing we would see a lot of outrage by certain people.,negative