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<h1 class="font-jetbrains-wide text-beautiful-large text-white">hoping for
lemons...</h1>
<h2 class="subheading font-jetbrains text-large text-white">or, Alan Turing's revenge</h2>
<span class="meta font-jetbrains text-medium text-white">Posted by
<a href="mailto:me@cypherhat.me">me</a>
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<p>I hate captchas. They mock me for it and I hate them more.
I gave a presentation once that was mostly live demo. <a
href="https://www.hashicorp.com/resources/vault-platform-enterprise-blockchain#separation-of-duties">During
this demo</a>, I went to use a <a href="https://faucet.rinkeby.io/">Rinkeby
faucet</a>.</p>
<p>Age demands I wear reading glasses...
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<p>... and dual monitors being what they are, my MacAir did not demur to the projector's opinion
regarding scaling.</p>
<p> Sure enough, I had to solve the traffic lights problem and the captcha ended up being slightly
smaller than a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favicon">favicon</a> </p>
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<p>I knew this would happen: I had practiced. I asked for help.</p>
<h3 class="d-block offset-xl-1 font-jetbrains-wide text-large"><i>Now what’s going to happen
is
that
they’re going to throw a captcha
up here, and you’re going to have to help me with this, because this screen is really tiny,
and
I can’t see worth crap. Captchas are the worst.</i></h3>
<p>But no one helped.</p>
<p><b>Humans</b></p>
<p>So, I guessed.</p>
<p>The second guess worked and I was able to fund the account.</p>
<p><i>Ever since then... each time a captcha challenges me to prove my humanity... I scream inside
just a little bit.</i></p>
<h3>A Fortnite Later</h3>
<p>It snowed last weekend.</p>
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<p>Snow presents challenges for my mother-in-law, so my wife took the kids over for the duration of
the storm. We planned to use Discord to stay in contact since we both have Discord accounts.
Thing is, she was using a new device.</p>
<p><i>Did I mention that she had been cooped up in a small house with her mother and 2 kids after
shoveling snow all day? I probably should mention that.</i></p>
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