RM22.MSG

[messages for room 22 -- rmOutside7_11
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"You are outside an all-night convenience store.
 There is a telephone on the pole.
 The portion of the telephone book that wasn't illegible from
 being water-soaked has been torn out."

%message	2
"\"Slurp. Thanks, I needed that! See ya 'round!!\""

%message	3
"\"Hello, you have reached the National Hot Line Sex Survey.
 Please answer the following questions.
 There may be a wonderful prize waiting for you!!\""

%message	4
"\"What is the name of your favorite sex partner?\""

%message	5
"\"What's the best part of your partner's anatomy?\""

%message	6
"\"What do the two of you like to do together?\""

%message	7
"\"What is the best part of your body?\""

%message	8
"\"And, finally, name your partner's favorite object.\""

%message	9
"\"Thanks for participating. Your prize is...\""

%message	10
"            \n
\n
\n"

%message	11
"Hum. Looks like they hung up on you.
 Oh, well. It was probably a bummer prize anyway!"

%message	12
"Where?!"

%message	13
"\"Ring.\""

%message	14
"\"Ring ring.\""

%message	15
"\"Ring ring ring.\""

%message	16
"\"Ring ring ring ring.\""

%message	17
"How long are we going to do this before you type in \"answer phone?!\""

%message	18
"You pick up the telephone, and hear a woman's voice."

%message	19
"\"Hello, Larry! This is %s6. Why don't you forget this silly game,
 and come over to my place so we can %s8?\""

%message	20									    
"\"After all, your %s9 has always turned me on! So bring along a %s10 and
 come play with my %s7! Bye, now.\""

%message	21
"You hang up the telephone and wipe the sweat from your hands!"

%message	22
"There are some numbers scribbled on the side of the telephone.
 The only thing legible (and printable) is: \"555-6969.\""

%message	23
"\"Howsha 'bout a drink, Shonney?\""

%message	24
"\"Why, thanshk, Shonney!\" (Glug, glug.)"

%message	25
"\"I ain't got no remote control, but, sssshay, I'll tell ya what:
 here'ssh my trussshty ol' pocket knife.
 Ya never know!
 There are sssshome kinky girlssh in this town.
 Sssshexy hunkssh like ussh might have to defend oursshelves sometime!\""

%message	26
"With that, he \"sssshtumbles\" off into the darkness."

%message	27
"\"Got any sshhpare change, buddy?\""

%message	28
"\"Al'right. Be that way!\""

%message	29
"Cheezzzz! He makes that dog smell refreshing!"

%message	30
"Please enter number: "

%message	31	
"You fish a dollar out of your wallet, and hand it to the bum.
 \"Gossshhh thanssskks, buddy,\" he says sarcastically.
 \"With all thisssh, maybe I can finally invessst in sssome mutual fundsssh!\""

%message	32	
"He looks like a man that could (ab)use a drink."

%message	33	
"There's nothing to see on this side of the pole."

%message	34	
"The store is open all night for your convenience.
 That's why they call it an \"all-night convenience store,\" Larry!"

%message	35	
"\"Why, thanshk, Shonney! Glug, glug.\""

%message	36	
"All you get is a busy signal."

%message	37	
"Try dialing the telephone."

%message	38	
"What's left is illegible."

%message	39	
"Try answering the telephone."

%message	40	
"It's not that easy; you'll have to find the correct telephone
 number yourself!"

%message	41	
"Give him the bottle of what?"

%message	42
"\"I'm sorry, but you have reached a number that is disconnected, or
 no longer in service. Please hang up and dial again.\""

%message	43
"\"This is a computer.\""

%message	44
"\"Hello. Ajax Liquor Store. We deliver!\""

%message	45
"\"So, what do you want to buy?\""

%message	46
"\"Fine. Where do you want it delivered?\""

%message	47
"\"Ok. We'll get it right there. Consider it done, and thanks for
 calling!\""

%message	48
"\"Well, ok. Have ya got any spare wine, then?\""

%message	49
"You find a strong aroma, which you allow him to keep!"

%message	50
"It's not ringing."

%message	51
"\"Hello.\""

%message	52						[	This must REMAIN a single blank!
" "

%message	53						[	The phony prompt.
"]"

%message	54
"\"Sorry, by law all we can deliver is wine. Ok, talk to ya again
 sometime. Bye!\""

%message	55
"\"Ok, I'll take it there, but I doubt if you ever see it! Bye!\""

%message	56
"555-8039"

%message	57
"5558039"

%message	58
"555-6969"

%message	59
"5556969"

%message	60
"(209) 683-6858"

%message	61
"209 683-6858"

%message	62
"209 683-6858"

%message	63
"2096836858"

%message	64
"209683-6858"

%message	65
"209 6836858"

%message	66
"You could see better if you'd walk inside."

%message	67
"It IS open."

%message	68
"\"Hello,\" a pleasant voice responds. \"Sierra On-Line.\""

%message	69
"\"We're not open right now, but if you'd call during business hours
 (and stop using this pretend telephone),
 we would be happy to sell you a 'Leisure Suit Larry Hint Book.'\""

%message	70
"\"Written by Al Lowe, the author of Leisure Suit Larry,
 you know it at least tries to be humorous.
 The answers are invisible, until you mark them with the special pen provided,
 so you never have to worry about inadvertently learning something
 you didn't want to know.\""

%message	71
"\"Thank you for calling Sierra On-Line, and for your purchase of
 'Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.' Good bye.\""

%message	72
"Such blatant commercialism turns you on.
 You make a mental note to purchase one of those great,
 Al Lowe Hint Books!"

%message	73
"Now?!"

%message	74	""	[MUST REMAIN A NULL STRING!!

%message	75
"\"I guess that means you don't want to take the survey!\""