RM21.MSG

[messages for room 21 -- rmInside7_11
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"You are in a 24-hour convenience store.
 There is a magazine rack near the front door, with a sign reading
 \"This no library -- no leeding.\"
 Except for the clerk standing behind the counter,
 the store appears to be deserted. A small sign graces the counter."

%message	2
"There are many magazines on the rack,
 but your eyes immediately go to the ones with the naked girls on the cover."

%message	3
"Move to the counter when you are ready to pay for your selections."

%message	4
"Shouldn't you TAKE your purchases before paying for them?"

%message	5
"\n\"WHAT A PERVERT!!!\"\n"

%message	6
"The shelves are filled with all the necessities of life:
 \"Dwinkies,\" \"Wallo-Wars,\" \"Loritos,\" various colas,
 cheap wine, and coffee.
 You don't see anything you really need in this part of the store."

%message	7
"Nah. You'd just be wasting your money."

%message	8
"\"You haven't used your old one yet!\""

%message	9
"Apparently the clerk is new to this country.
 He only knows a few English words."

%message	10
"\"Sure, we got lubbers!\""

%message	11
"(Obviously you've hit his area of expertise!)"

%message	12
"\"What kind lubber you want? Smooth or libbed?\""

%message	13
"\"Colored or plain?\""

%message	14
"\"Lubricated or rough-cut?\""

%message	15
"\"Striped or plaid?\""

%message	16
"\"Peppermint or spearmint flavor?\""

%message	17
"\"Hey, everybody!!
 This weird-o just bought a %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""

%message	18
"After looking around to make certain you're alone,
 you quietly ask the clerk if he has any available behind the counter."

%message	19
"The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting.
 His shotgun makes a permanent impression on you.
 (And, IN you!)"

%message	20
"\"Oakie, doakie Meester!\""

%message	21
"smooth"

%message	22
"libbed"

%message	23
"colored"

%message	24
"plain"

%message	25
"lubricated"

%message	26
"rough-cut"

%message	27
"striped"

%message	28
"plaid"

%message	29
"peppermint"

%message	30
"spearmint"

%message	31
"He hands you the package, saying
 \"All together, that will be $%v200.00, prease.\""

%message	32
"Unfortunately, you only have $%v90.00.
 (Perhaps you can sneak out without paying.)"

%message	33
"You give him the money, with a pleasant \"Thanks a lot, big mouth!\""

%message	34						[	MUST remain 1 single space!!
" "

%message	35
"\"Hey, Meester!!\" yells the clerk.
 \"I hope you enjoy your %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""

%message	36
"The magazines are on the rack nearest the door."

%message	37
""

%message	38
"Nah. That's enough reading material for one game."

%message	39
"\"Ooooooh, Meester!
 Thank you for free money.
 What wonderful country thees is!!\""

%message	40
"\"Oakie, doakie Meester! That'll be $%v200.00.\""

%message	41
"\"Have a nice day.\""

%message	42
"You grab a bottle of cheap wine,
 and wonder how they can make a profit selling this stuff for only a
 dollar a gallon!"

%message	43
"Not here. This place is too expensive!"

%message	44
"A small, discreetly hand-lettered sign says:\n\n
\"Prophylactics For Sale\n
       Ask Clerk\""

%message	45
"\"Nice turban, Leroy.\""

%message	46
"\"Hey, meester! Come over here, and get your lubber!!\""

%message	47
"He smiles back, pretending to understand."

%message	48
"The wine is on the left end of the back wall."

%message	49
"That extra large jug of wine looks like a bargain."

%message	50
"There's nothing of interest inside."

%message	51
"That is located behind the counter. Ask the clerk."

%message	52
"You still have some."

%message	53
"\"Here, Meester,\" he says. \"Thees smells like chur brand!\""

%message	54
"Hmm. That one looks particularly interesting."

%message	55
"Whew. One of those bottles is about all a guy needs, Larry."

%message	56
"The wall behind the clerk is blank and
 the counter is completely bare, except for a small sign.
 (You wonder where he keeps the slim jims.)"

%message	57
"\"Sorry, no gottee!\""

%message	58
"\"Fposwqa feinnzx. Ofewass gewyiu qfbva.\""

%message	59
"\"Poolskd asd woefpo lkjfq feps of foeps.\""

%message	60
"\"Owf wepa vpifk qpqwf? Qqwpp apifrp qp foiw!\""

%message	61
"\"Tqp nbq bqopni ba ajpqoi fqyq. HA HA HA!!\""

%message	62
"\"Pqwwo qfp qwfnbv qozdvie.  Ppqow poqw fvzxc ioplhjk.\""

%message	63
"\"Qufe weax zxo zvp zvqiw vpozcvajpbnv wf, apoz.  Wfipa?\""

%message	64
"\"Zxxz pofqsoo afpoistr zxcv.\""