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[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"Johnny Carson is\n\n
  a. a singer.\n
  b. David Letterman's\n
       sidekick.\n
  c. Ed McMahon's sidekick.\n
  d. an actor."

%message	2
"VCR stands for\n\n
  a. Very Confusing Record.\n
  b. Visual Cartridge\n
       Recording.\n
  c. Very Complete Record.\n
  d. Video Cassette Recorder."

%message	3
"The East Coast is\n\n
  a. home of the Mets.\n
  b. a country.\n
  c. where people talk funny.\n
  d. adjacent to Texas."

%message	4
"Is this software pirated?\n\n
  a. Yes.\n
  b. I'm not talking.\n
  c. No. (How could you\n
       even ask!)\n
  d. No, just borrowed."

%message	5
"Pia Zadora is\n\n
  a. sexy.\n
  b. a singer.\n
  c. short.\n
  d. all of the above."

%message	6
"The world is\n\n
  a. flat.\n
  b. spherical.\n
  c. a big place.\n
  d. near Fresno."

%message	7
"\"Let It Be\" was recorded by\n\n
  a. the Rolling Stones.\n
  b. the Monkees.\n
  c. Creedence Clearwater.\n
  d. the Beatles."

%message	8
"All politicians are\n\n
  a. hardworking.\n
  b. honest.\n
  c. ethical.\n
  d. on the public payroll."

%message	9
"Lingerie is\n\n
  a. sexy.\n
  b. a kind of car.\n
  c. a French food.\n
  d. edible."

%message	10
"Paul, John, Ringo and\n\n
  a. Fred.\n
  b. George.\n
  c. Harry.\n
  d. me."

%message	11
"Do girls really have cooties?\n\n
  a. Yes.\n
  b. No.\n
  c. Some do, some don't.\n
  d. Maybe."

%message	12
"Which song was not recorded by Elvis?\n\n
  a. \"Hound Dog\"\n
  b. \"Love Me Tender\"\n
  c. \"What'd I Say\"\n
  d. \"Heartbreak Hotel\""

%message	13
"Edsel is a\n\n
  a. girl's name.\n
  b. plane.\n
  c. car.\n
  d. great investment."

%message	14
"Sex is\n\n
  a. great.\n
  b. ok.\n
  c. a spectator sport.\n
  d. a mystery to me."

%message	15
"Richard Nixon was the _____ President of the United States.\n\n
  a. last\n
  b. funniest\n
  c. thirty-seventh\n
  d. first Negro"

%message	16
"During the 70's, Carroll O'Connor portrayed a\n\n
  a. kindly doctor.\n
  b. lovable bigot.\n
  c. handicapped lawyer.\n
  d. Negro junk dealer."

%message	17
"The song \"American Pie\" was about\n\n
  a. miscegenation.\n
  b. Marilyn Chambers.\n
  c. a dead rock star.\n
  d. four minutes too long."

%message	18
"Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic National Ticket
 when knowledge of his previous _____ treatments became known.\n\n
  a. skin\n
  b. screen\n
  c. shock\n
  d. scalp"

%message	19
"The 70's practice of running around naked was called\n\n
  a. flashing.\n
  b. streaking.\n
  c. swinging.\n
  d. on account of rain."

%message	20
"Peter Benchley's novel \"Jaws\" was about\n\n
  a. Linda Lovelace.\n
  b. dieting.\n
  c. Joan Rivers.\n
  d. sharks."

%message	21
"Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74?\n\n
  a. Gerald Ford\n
  b. Nelson Rockefeller\n
  c. Thomas Hayden\n
  d. Spiro Agnew"

%message	22
"The \"Chicago Seven\" was\n\n
  a. some people who only\n
       seem crazy in\n
       retrospect.\n
  b. the Bears' defensive\n
       line.\n
  c. burned for showing\n
       \"Country\" in three\n
       different theatres.\n
  d. partially convicted."

%message	23
"President Ford prescribed _____ for dealing with economic problems.\n\n
  a. tranquilizers\n
  b. employment\n
  c. that everyone wear a\n
       WIN button\n
  d. that everyone should\n
       have a nice day"

%message	24
"The tackiest seventies fashion was\n\n
  a. platform shoes.\n
  b. midi-skirts.\n
  c. short hair.\n
  d. bisexuality."

%message	25
"O. J. Simpson is\n\n
  a. an R & B singer.\n
  b. under indictment.\n
  c. embarrassed by his first\n
       name (Olivia).\n
  d. no one to fool with."

%message	26
"Angela Davis is\n\n
  a. the middle Pointer\n
       Sister.\n
  b. a failed politician.\n
  c. an example of split ends\n
       gone wild.\n
  d. Bette's daughter."

%message	27
"Detente is\n\n
  a. prohibited by law in\n
       41 states.\n
  b. a feminine hygiene\n
       spray.\n
  c. the masculine form of\n
       \"deteuse.\"\n
  d. a policy to replace war."

%message	28
"Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous by saying\n\n
  a. \"I am not a crook.\"\n
  b. \"The barren fig tree\n
        bears no plums.\"\n
  c. \"Hi, sailor.\
        New in town?\"\n
  d. \"Aaaaaiiiyeeeaagggh!\""

%message	29
"Ted Kennedy is best remem- bered for his\n\n
  a. driving.\n
  b. underwater free-style.\n
  c. brothers.\n
  d. All of the above."

%message	30
"\"NORML\" is\n\n
  a. not gay.\n
  b. what Falwell wants you\n
       to be.\n
  c. trying to legalize\n
       marijuana.\n
  d. misspelled."

%message	31
"Tom Hayden is\n\n
  a. one of the Chicago\n
       Seven.\n
  b. a U. S. Congressman.\n
  c. Mr. Jane Fonda.\n
  d. All of the above."

%message	32
"Spiro Agnew is\n\n
  a. a form of social\n
       disease.\n
  b. a jazz-fusion rock band.\n
  c. a former Vice President.\n
  d. the first woman in\n
       Congress."

%message	33
"The germ that transmits syphilis is\n\n
  a. Spiro Agnew.\n
  b. Spirochete.\n
  c. Spirograph.\n
  d. Barbarella."

%message	34
"Kookie's address was\n\n
  a. 77 Sunset Strip.\n
  b. on Wistful Vista Street.\n
  c. 334 Elm Street.\n
  d. 1313 Mockingbird Lane."

%message	35
"\"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?\"\n\n
  a. The Psychiatrist\n
  b. The Shadow\n
  c. The Creeper\n
  d. Ingmar Bergman"

%message	36
"Al Lowe is:\n\n
  a. under 25.\n
  b. pregnant.\n
  c. never \"carded.\"\n
  d. a Woody Allen\n
       impersonator."

%message	37
"Frank Sinatra is a\n\n
  a. female impersonator.\n
  b. shy pacifist.\n
  c. saloon singer.\n
  d. distance runner."

%message	38
"Ralph Boysen invented\n\n
  a. the boysenberry.\n
  b. fins on 50's cars.\n
  c. bell bottomed jeans.\n
  d. the juke box."

%message	39
"The first man on the moon was\n\n
  a. John Glenn.\n
  b. Neil Diamond.\n
  c. Neil Armstrong.\n
  d. Jack Armstrong."

%message	40	
"\"Gone With The Wind\" is about\n\n
  a. outer space.\n
  b. a bank robbery.\n
  c. four hours long.\n
  d. dust."

%message	41
"Who is not a sportscaster?\n\n
  a. Jayne Kennedy\n
  b. Howard Cosell\n
  c. Jayne Mansfield\n
  d. Frank Gifford"

%message	42
"Which is not a wine?\n\n
  a. Colombard\n
  b. Bon Aire\n
  c. Cabernet\n
  d. Muscatel"

%message	43
"Which is not a mountain range?\n\n
  a. Cayman\n
  b. Appalachian\n
  c. Rockies\n
  d. Himalayas"

%message	44
"In the movie, \"Paint Your Wagon,\" Clint Eastwood sang\n\n
  a. \"I Talk to the Trees\"\n
  b. \"Go Ahead, Make My\n
       Wagon\"\n
  c. \"If I Had A Mayor\"\n
  d. None of the above."

%message	45
"The drink \"Screwdriver\" contains\n\n
  a. tomato juice.\n
  b. orange juice.\n
  c. grapefruit juice.\n
  d. borax."

%message	46
"Ronald Reagan's co-star in \"Bedtime for Bonzo\" was\n\n
  a. a monkey.\n
  b. Peter O'Toole.\n
  c. Bonzo the Clown.\n
  d. Marilyn Monroe."

%message	47
"The slogan \"It takes two hands to handle a whopper\" refers to\n\n
  a. John Holmes.\n
  b. a hamburger.\n
  c. overstuffed grocery\n
       bags.\n
  d. fishing."

%message	48
"If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suit, you would\n\n
  a. make many new friends.\n
  b. be thrown out.\n
  c. fit right in.\n
  d. It depends on the party."

%message	49
"Cesar Chavez led a boycott of\n\n
  a. grapes.\n
  b. X-rated movies.\n
  c. dirty magazines.\n
  d. goods from South Africa."

%message	50
"James Brown is often referred to as\n\n
  a. the Chairman of the\n
       Board.\n
  b. a great athlete.\n
  c. the Velvet Fog.\n
  d. the Godfather of Soul."

%message	51
"Who lost a daughter but gained a \"meathead?\"\n\n
  a. George Jefferson\n
  b. Ronald Reagan\n
  c. Archie Bunker\n
  d. Ted Knight"

%message	52
"Which U. S. Secretary of State was born in Germany?\n\n
  a. Dean Rusk\n
  b. William Rogers\n
  c. George Schultz\n
  d. Henry Kissinger"

%message	53
"Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer?\n\n
  a. Bill Gates\n
  b. Steve Wozniak\n
  c. Ken Williams\n
  d. Steve Russell"




%message	60
"Dynamic logic = 2."

%message	61
"a"

%message	62
"b"

%message	63
"c"

%message	64
"d"

%message	65
"So far, so good.\n\n
Now for the final question."

%message	66
"Question #%v96. Correct answer is %v93."

%message	67
"Please answer a, b, c, or d: "

%message	69
"So far, so good.\n\n
Now for the final question."