RM16.MSG

[messages for room 16 -- rmBackroom
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"The bar's storage room is almost empty.
 Its most significant feature is a big, mean-looking dude."

%message	2
"\"Ya wanna go upstairs?\" he says in a scholarly voice, \"ya
 gotta pays da price!\""							

%message	3
"\"$100.00, cash up front, no refunds.\""

%message	4
"He certainly has a pleasing manner about him."

%message	5
"\"Thanks,\" he growls. \"Remember, no refunds!\""

%message	6
"Evidently no one in the bar wants to play \"Knock, knock\" with you."

%message	7
"It's the door from the bar. Its far side looks better than this side."

%message	8
"You don't have enough money."

%message	9
"\"You like that stuff, eh, boy?\""

%message	10
"The pimp seems vaguely interested,
 but not enough to leave his post by the stairs."

%message	11
"The pimp growls,
 \"You got no business goin' up these stairs, little man!\""

%message	12
"It appears you've finally reached the pimp's cultural level."

%message	13
"He ignores you.
 It looks like he's \"engrossed\" in something right now."

%message	14
"
\"Oh, John.\"  \"Oh, Marsha.\"\n
\"OH, John.\"  \"OH, Marsha.\"\n
\"Oh, JOHN!\"  \"Oh, MARSHA!\"\n
\"OH, JOHN!!\" \"OH, MARSHA!!\""

%message	15
"\"...I'm Al Fartles, and this is my partner, Fed Ames.
 We just want to tell you how much we appreciate your support...\""

%message	16
"\"...and now, ALoHa Productions is proud to present
 'The Revenge of the Software Developers' in full color and stereo sound...\""

%message	17
"\"...while Jim is fighting for his life with the raging female rhinoceros
 in heat, I'll slip into my tent with the native girl and
 this pitcher of Mai Tais...\""

%message	18
"\"...it's a beautiful day in the neighbor...\""

%message	19
"\"...live from Malaga, California,
 it's the Cable Sports Network presentation of the
 Miniature Female Mud Wrestlers 500-kilometer Cross-Country
 Nude Bicycle Race...\""

%message	20
"\"...And next, Master Piece Theatre presents a special 3-D broadcast of
 'Naugahyde Goddesses of Oakhurst!'\""

%message	21
"\"...oh, baby, yeah. Yeah, I love it when you do that! Ooooooooooh!!
 That hurts so good, pull it out a little deeper!!!\""

%message	22
"The knob is broken off. There's no way to turn it."

%message	23
"It already is!"

%message	24
"You click the power switch on the remote control."

%message	25
"You click the channel selector on the remote control."

%message	26
"Nah. He's having a good time!"

%message	27
"They're boxes, all right."

%message	28
"The remote control seems ineffectual from this angle."

%message	29
"The TV is off."

%message	30
"\"Pretty good stuff, eh, boy?\" laughs the pimp."

%message	34
"%m56soap opera."

%message	35
"%m56commercial."

%message	36
"%m56musical comedy."

%message	37
"%m56documentary."

%message	38
"No, no!! Anything but that!"

%message	39
"%m56cable sports show."

%message	40
"%m56educational show."

%message	41
"Well, now. What's this??"

%message	42
"Slow down. You're gonna blow the punch line!"

%message	43
"\"Have a nice lay.\""

%message	44
"He's no rocket scientist!"

%message	45
"Its screen is blank; much like the pimp's mind."

%message	46
"%m56program."

%message	47
"Get your mind back on the game, Larry!"

%message	48
"What does this look like, the ship's hold in \"King's Quest III?\""

%message	49
"The walls do a good job of separating the floor from the ceiling."

%message	50
"It's just hanging around."

%message	51
"Wait 'til you get upstairs."

%message	52
"He's far too big, and you're far too wimpy."

%message	53
"\"Hey! Outta da way!!\""

%message	54
"There is no need to pay; he's pleasantly distracted. Help yourself!"

%message	55
"You wonder what palace of earthly delights resides above you."

%message	56
"Another boring "

%message	57
"Evidently the remote control's off button is broken."

%message	58
"Its operation is beyond his mental capacities."

%message	59
"He's unaffected by the remote control."

%message	60
"He's too strong for you, Larry."