RM15.MSG

[messages for room 15 -- rmInsideBar
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"This is the sleaziest bar you've ever been in.
 And you've been in quite a few."

%message	2
"You are standing."

%message	3
"You are sitting."

%message	4
"You insert a dollar into the juke box, and select a suitably sleazy song."

%message	5
"You rap loudly on the naugahyde door.
 You wonder how many naugas had to give their
 all just to decorate this sleazehole."

%message	6
"So what?"

%message	7
"\"Yeah. Whatsda passwoid?\""

%message	8
"\"Scram, dog breath!\""

%message	9
"\"Come on in!\""

%message	10
"\"...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...\""

%message	11
"\"...a lotta guys just leave her hanging in a tree somewhere!\""

%message	12
"\"...'cause Thursday's your night in the barrel!\""

%message	13
"\"...just think of the money he saved!\""

%message	14
"\"...and there stood the pig and the cow!\""

%message	15
"\"...dammit Liza, doncha know ya own reflection?\""

%message	16
"\"...we are coming back this way, aren't we?\""

%message	17
"\"...You idiot! I said POSSE!!\""

%message	18
"\"...nobody can eat THAT much ice cream!\""

%message	19
"\"...25 bucks, same as in town!\""

%message	20
"You'd better sit down first."

%message	21
"You greet the bartender.\n\n
\"What'll it be,\" Lefty responds, \"whiskey, wine or beer?\""

%message	22
"\"I'll have a glass of your fine, well whiskey!\" you tell Lefty."

%message	23
"\"Gimme a mug o' beer!\" you order Lefty."

%message	24
"\"That'll be $3.00, please.\""

%message	25
"You flip three bucks onto the counter."

%message	26
"\"I'm presently a little short,\" you stammer."

%message	27
"\"Yeah, and not just in the financial department, I bet!\" he replies,
 grabbing back your order."

%message	28
"You down the beer in your pseudo-macho style,
 and slam the mug back on the bar."

%message	29
"You delicately sip the wine until it's all gone.\n\n
You tell Lefty,
 \"I find this impudent and sassy, with the slightest hint of impertinence.\""

%message	30
"He gazes at you longingly and moistens his lips!"

%message	31
"Suddenly you feel a little woozy."

%message	32
"This one tastes even better than the last.
 One more sounds like a good idea."

%message	33
"Try sitting at the bar; that usually gets Lefty's attention."

%message	34
"It's not good etiquette to drink standing up."

%message	35
"Since you can only balance one open glass of whiskey at a time,
 you toss this one down immediately."

%message	36
"\"May I please have a glass of your delicate white zinfandel, sir?\"
 you ask Lefty."

%message	37
"Hey, was that your voice?"

%message	38
"You don't drink the whiskey, but instead,
 decide to carry it with you wherever you go,
 precariously balanced in an open shot glass."

%message	39
"The whiskey burns its way down your throat.
 You vow to never again buy a \"well\" brand."

%message	40
"Hold on; you haven't got your last order yet!"

%message	41
"You feel a little light-headed."

%message	42
"Shaking your head, you clear away the cobwebs and are able to once again
 walk in your standard, studly style."

%message	43
"\"Cram it, clown!\" you tell the bore on the stool next to you!"

%message	44
"\"Same to ya!\" shouts Lefty."

%message	45
"It's an antique, left over from \"King's Quest III.\""

%message	46
"Patience, Larry; patience!"

%message	47
"The door is locked. And, there is no key."

%message	48
"She may not be a great looker, but think of the muscles in that leg."

%message	49
"It's just going around in circles..."

%message	50
"...like your life."

%message	51
"You don't know much about art, but you do know what you like!"

%message	52
"You mean to say you're playing a 3-D adventure game,
 and all you want is LIGHT beer??"

%message	53
"They're just sitting at the bar, drinking their livers into oblivion."

%message	54
"\"Sorry, we don't sell them sissy drinks here,\" says Lefty.
 \"We got whiskey, wine and beer. What do you want?\""

%message	55
"My, aren't we the little savage!
 Didn't your mother teach you anything?"

%message	56
"\"Who cares,\" she replies sarcastically.
 \"Stop bugging me, or I'll have my boy friend
 take care of you when he gets back from the rest room!\""

%message	57
"Looks like you're operating at your standard level of charm, Larry."

%message	58
"\"Har, har!!\""

%message	59
"He has nothing to say, but says it continuously."

%message	60
"\"Hi there, lovely legs!\" you say sweetly.
 \"My name's Larry; Larry Laffer.\""

%message	61
"They have no comment."

%message	62
"He's not bothering you now; leave him alone, you big bully!"

%message	63
"You can't. There's no key in this game!"

%message	64
"Gee, Dad. It's a Wurlitzer!"

%message	65
"The peephole is locked from the inside."

%message	66
"Boy, are you drunk!"

%message	67
"SLAP!"

%message	68
"\"Ya got me!\""

%message	69
"\"No, thanks,\" Lefty replies. \"I don't drink.\""

%message	70
"\"Ok,\" says Lefty, \"but that'll cost ya $%v90.00!\""

%message	71
"The last of the big time spenders,
 you go down in a blaze of glory, ordering drinks for everybody in the place."

%message	72
"\"I'll not help you,\" says Lefty, \"no matter how much you offer me!\""

%message	73
"The naugahyde bounces the hammer back, grazing your scalp but slightly."

%message	74
"You flip a fiver out on the bar.
 Lefty grabs it, smiles, and says, \"Hey, thanks buddy! "

%message	75
"%m74"

%message	76
"You don't have enough money!"

%message	77
"\"Double down on eleven.\""

%message	78
"\"If you're short of money, you could always try gambling at the casino.\""

%message	79
"\"If you're bored hanging around my place, try hailing a cab outside.\""

%message	80
"\"Have you talked to Sierra On-Line lately?\""

%message	81
"\"Guys tell me I need to clean my rest room walls.\""

%message	82
"He appears to be perverted, twisted and sick!"

%message	83
"You instantly take a liking to him."