RM0.MSG

[messages for room 0
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



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%message	1	"%m10%w1?"
%message	2	"%m10%w2?"
%message	3	"%m10%w3?"
%message	4	"%m10%w4?"
%message	5	"%m10%w5?"
%message	6	"%m10%w6?"
%message	7	"%m10%w7?"
%message	8	"%m10%w8?"

%message	9
"Ok.\n\n
You toss back the shot of cheap booze,
 then dramatically break the glass on the floor!"

%message	10
"What's a "

%message	11	"\n
    Leisure Suit Larry\n
          in the\n
Land of the Lounge Lizards\n\n
        by Al Lowe\n\n
   Ver 1.05    6/26/87\n"

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%message	13
"Thanks for playing
 \"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.\"\n\n
You screwed up this game, but you can probably do better.\n\n
Come on, let's do it just one more time!"

%message	14
"Since you're dead...\n\n
all you can do is restore a saved game or start over."

%message	15
"You have $%v90.00."

%message	16
"You don't have it."

%message	17
"Sorry, this is a real-time game!"

%message	18
"%m11%m100%v117 hours, %v116 minutes and %v115 seconds.\n"

%message	19
"%m11%m100%v116 minutes and %v115 seconds.\n"

%message	20
"You find your leisure suit very stylish, but empty."

%message	21						[	logfile message
""								[	No local."

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""

%message	23
"You have no need to take it."

%message	24
"Where!?"

%message	25
"You might need it."

%message	26
"\"Hi.\""

%message	27
"Following your conviction for bestiality,
 you spend the rest of your life in prison,
 turning big rocks into little ones!"

%message	28
"\"You're welcome.\""

%message	29
"\"Same to you!\""

%message	30
"%v119:%v116|2:%v115|2 "

%message	31
"\"'Bye.\""

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"Fastest%m36"

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"Fast%m36"

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"Normal%m36"

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"Slow%m36"

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" speed."

%message	37
"Once you tasted it, you wouldn't want it!"

%message	38
"Without thinking, you down the entire bottle.
 Hey, this stuff is ok!
 Your breathing becomes heavy, and you're suddenly extremely horny!
 You've just got to do something, and right NOW!\n\n
Hey, where's that cute, black dog?"

%message	39
"Wouldn't you rather just remain friends?"

%message	40
"Don't whine!"

%message	41
"Funny, no response."

%message	42
"It doesn't look interesting."

%message	43
"You see nothing special."

%message	44
"It's just as it appears."

%message	45
"How can you do that?"

%message	46
"It's of no use."

%message	47
"You don't need it."

%message	48
"There's no reason to take it."

%message	49
"Just walk there."

%message	50
"Oh, %w1, %w1, %w1! Doesn't anybody _____ anymore?"

%message	51
"%m53?"

%message	52
"%m53 %w3?"

%message	53
"What would you do with the %w2"

%message	54
"How can you use that which you do not have?"

%message	55
"You're not close enough."

%message	56
"You already have it."

%message	57
"Ok."

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""

%message	59
"That comes later."


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%message	60		"Sierra "			[	
%message	61	"About Larry"			[	
%message	62	"Help   <F1>"			[	
%message	63	"-----------"			[	
%message	64	"Calculator "			[	
%message	65	"Puzzle     "			[	
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%message	66		"File "			[	
%message	67	"Save     <F5>"		[	
%message	68	"Restore  <F7>"		[	
%message	69	"-------------"		[	
%message	70	"Restart  <F9>"		[	
[%message	69	"-------------"		[	
%message	71	"Quit  <Alt-Z>"		[	

%message	72		"Action "			[	
%message	73	"Inventory  <Tab>"		[	
%message	74	"See Object      "		[	
%message	75	"Bodily Function "		[	
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%message	76		"Special "			[	
%message	96	"Boss Key       <Ctrl-B>"	[	
%message	77	"Sound On/Off       <F2>"	[	
%message	78	"Graphics Mode  <Ctrl-R>"	[	
%message	79	"Joystick       <Ctrl-J>"	[	
%message	97	"Joystick/Mouse <Ctrl-J>"	[	
%message	80	"Clock On/Off           "	[	
%message	81	"Pause Game             "	[	
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%message	82		"Speed "			[	
%message	83	"Normal       "		[	
%message	84	"Slow         "		[	
%message	85	"Fast         "		[	
%message	86	"Fastest      "		[	
[%message	69	"-------------"		[	
%message	87	"Change  <F10>"		[	
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[	%message	88		"Debug"			[	
[	%message	89	"Ego Info  <Alt-E>"		[	
[	%message	90	"P-Screen  <Alt-P>"		[	
[	%message	91	"Memory    <Alt-M>"		[	
[	%message	92	"Obj Info  <Alt-I>"		[	
[	%message	93	"X/Y Display      "		[	
[	%message	94	"Get All Inventory"		[	
[	%message	95	"Inventory Numbers"		[	
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%message	100
"\n\nYou've been playing for\n"

%message	101
"Psssft. Psssft."

%message	102
"Ahhh."

%message	103
"Yep, it's a door!"

%message	104
"Watch it, Larry. You're going to get your face slapped!"

%message	105
"Now?!"

%message	106
"Ok.\n\n
Your thirst is gone, the bottle is empty, and your breath is revolting."

%message	107
"\"Hey, dork! You've got toilet paper stuck to your shoe!\""

%message	108
"\"Phew! You smell like a used fire hydrant!\""

%message	109
"Just a moment, please..."

%message	110
"2"

%message	111
"+ 2"

%message	112
"---"

%message	113
"  4"

%message	114
"   This is about the extent of\n
    your mathematical abilities."

%message	115
"---------------------"

%message	116
"|  1 |  2 |  3 |  4 |"

%message	117
"|  5 |  6 |  7 |  8 |"

%message	118
"|  9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |"

%message	119
"| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |"

%message	120
"|----|----|----|----|"

%message	121
"How's this thing work, anyway?"

%message	122
"Enter function: "

%message	123
"You quickly turn around, %s11, and feel much better.
 A hint of a smile crosses your lips."

%message	124
"Larry, the whole idea was to stop doing that!"

%message	125
"do nothing"

%message	126	
"You talk to yourself, and find you already know what you're going to say."

%message	127	
"Good idea. You carefully remove and dispose of it properly."

%message	128	
"You nonchalantly scrape it off."

%message	129	
"Oh, no! You are now penniless.
 You hock your leisure suit,
 and spend the rest of your life on skid row eating discarded fast food."

%message	130
"The rest of your story is too sad to tell.
 Time for a little \"R & R,\" Larry -- Restart or Restore!"

%message	131
"It smells as bad as you imagined."

%message	132
"It's not for using; IT'S A JOKE!!"

%message	133
"Same to you, buddy!"

%message	134
"And %w1 %w2 you, too!"

%message	135
"Yeah, you probably would, too!"

%message	136
"Tsk, tsk."

%message	137
"Ok, but I don't usually do that!"

%message	138
"You press the button on the remote control and..."

%message	139
"...nothing happens."

%message	140
"Wearing the magic ring gives you powers far beyond those of..."

%message	141
"...Oops. Wrong game."

%message	142
"Pretty dramatic, eh?"

%message	143
"It smells good."

%message	144
"You can't. There's no key in this game!"

%message	145
"\"Eeeyow! Do something about that breath of yours!\""

%message	146
""								[	No lastLog."

%message	147
"\"Remember to buy more Sierra three-dimensional, graphic, adventure games!\""

%message	148
"You might want to read them."

%message	149
"Staring at the walls?"

%message	150
"Climbing the walls already?"

%message	151
"It just lies there, under your feet."

%message	152
"
Sierra On-Line, Inc.
  (209) 683-6858"

%message	153
"It tastes delicious. But nothing happens."

%message	154
"Exactly how would you help?"

%message	155
"You'd better not. You might get your face slapped!"

%message	156
"You don't have one."

%message	157
"Your mouth tastes like the inside of a motorman's glove!"

%message	158
"Your breath smells like floor sweepings from a rendering plant."

%message	159
"Your breath is enough to take your breath away."

%message	160
"Your mouth tastes like the drippings from a marathon runner's sock."

%message	161
"It's still up there!"

%message	162
"It tastes delicious, but what about your acne?"

%message	163
"Whee!"

%message	164
"There's no answer. Try opening it."

%message	165
"Ha, ha."

%message	166
"You find nothing."

%message	167
"\"HELP!\""

%message	168
"\"It's about time!!\""

%message	169
"Well, well. It looks like this month's issue is filled with intelligent,
 literary articles with redeeming social value."

%message	170
"Since your breath sprayer is empty, you toss it away."

%message	171
"You used it all, remember."

%message	172
"No place in Lost Wages accepts credit cards from the
 First National Bank of Libya."

%message	173
"Obviously, restraint is no problem for you, Larry."

%message	174
"\"Ha, ha!\""

%message	175
"There's no time!"

%message	176
"That's an idea; it's just not a good idea!"

%message	177
"OK, but now it's gone forever!"

%message	178
"\"Hey, thanks a lot!\""

%message	179
"But, now you'll NEVER get it back!"

%message	180
"%m182rope."

%message	181
"%m182hammer."

%message	182
"You have no "

%message	183
"\"Yuck!\""

%message	184
"No one wants that!"

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%message	186
"Pretty good company, eh?"

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