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A long time ago in a terminal far,
far away....
[ __ __ _____ _____ _____ ]
[ |* \/ *| /**_**\|**__*\|*____| ]
[ |*|\/|*||**/ \**|*|__|*|*__| ]
[ |*| |*|\**\_/**|**_**/|*|___ ]
[ |_| |_________/|_| \_\|_____| ]
[ __ __ _____ __ __ ]
[ \*\ /*/|_***_||* \/ *| ]
[ \*\/*/ |*| |*|\/|*| ]
[ \**/ _|*|__|*| |*| ]
[ \/ |________| |_| ]
[[ __ __ __ ____ ____ ]]
[[ |* \/ *| /**\|**_*\|*___| ]]
[[ |*|\/|*||*[]*|*|_|*|*_|_ ]]
[[ |_| |______/|_|\_\|____| ]]
[[ __ __ _____ __ __ ]]
[[ \*\/*/|_***_|* \/ *| ]]
[[ \**/ _|*|_|*|\/|*| ]]
[[ \/ |_______| |_| ]]
[[[ _ _ __ ___ ___ ]]]
[[[ ||\/||/**\|*_*>|*__| ]]]
[[[ || |____/|_|\\|___| ]]]
[[[ _ _ ___ _ _ ]]]
[[[ \\//|_*_| \/ | ]]]
[[[ \/ |____|\/|| ]]]
[[[[ |\/|/\|<>>|*_| ]]]]
[[[[ ||||\/||\\|__| ]]]]
[[[[ \\//|||\/| ]]]]
[[[[ \/ |||||| ]]]]
> Episode IV <
> <
> A NEW HOPE <
> <
> <
|It is a period of software war.|
|Agile dev teams, checking out from|
|a distributed codebase, have won|
|their first symbolic victories|
|against the fanatical GNU Empire.|
| |
|During the battle, Open Source|
|hackers have managed to clone an|
|unauthorized source archive of the|
|Empire's new ultimate weapon, the|
|EMACS TAR: a fully operational|
|operating system with sufficient|
|Alt-Meta-Ctrl-commands to destroy|
|the carpal tunnels of an entire|
|planet. |
| |
|Evading GNU's copy-sinister agenda|
|the mysterious Vimlord, Con Wei,|
|dashes off new Vimscript tools in|
|his heavily fortified text-editor,|
|custodian of the latest tips and|
|plugins that may save his people|
|effort, and restore efficiency to|
|the keyboard.... |