celebration.js

// Confetti from https://codepen.io/linrock/pen/Amdhr

(function() {
  // Does it contain a force push?
  var links = document.querySelectorAll('a');
  var lastForcePush, centerX, centerY;
  for (var i = links.length - 1; i >= 0; --i) {
    if (links[i].innerHTML === "force-pushed") {
      lastForcePush = links[i];

      // TODO something fun ;P
      var rect = lastForcePush.getBoundingClientRect();
      centerY = rect.top - rect.bottom;
      centerX = rect.right - rect.left;
    }
  }

  if(typeof lastForcePush == "undefined") {
    // No cause to celebrate...no force pushing...
    return;
  }

  document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML + '<canvas id="confetti-time" style=pointer-events:none;position:fixed;left:0;top:0;width:100%;height:100%></canvas>';

  var COLORS, Confetti, NUM_CONFETTI, PI_2, canvas, confetti, context, drawCircle, i, range, resizeWindow, xpos;

  NUM_CONFETTI = 200;

  COLORS = [[85, 71, 106], [174, 61, 99], [219, 56, 83], [244, 92, 68], [248, 182, 70]];

  PI_2 = 2 * Math.PI;

  canvas = document.getElementById("confetti-time");

  context = canvas.getContext("2d");

  window.w = 0;
  window.h = 0;

  window.STOP_CONFETTI = false;

  resizeWindow = function() {
    window.w = canvas.width = window.innerWidth;
    return window.h = canvas.height = window.innerHeight;
  };

  window.addEventListener('resize', resizeWindow, false);

  // window.onload = function() {
  //   return setTimeout(resizeWindow, 0);
  // };

  range = function(a, b) {
    return (b - a) * Math.random() + a;
  };

  drawCircle = function(x, y, r, style) {
    context.beginPath();
    context.arc(x, y, r, 0, PI_2, false);
    context.fillStyle = style;
    return context.fill();
  };

  xpos = 0.5;

  document.onmousemove = function(e) {
    return xpos = e.pageX / w;
  };

  window.requestAnimationFrame = (function() {
    return window.requestAnimationFrame || window.webkitRequestAnimationFrame || window.mozRequestAnimationFrame || window.oRequestAnimationFrame || window.msRequestAnimationFrame || function(callback) {
      return window.setTimeout(callback, 1000 / 60);
    };
  })();

  Confetti = class Confetti {
    constructor() {
      this.style = COLORS[~~range(0, 5)];
      this.rgb = `rgba(${this.style[0]},${this.style[1]},${this.style[2]}`;
      this.r = ~~range(2, 6);
      this.r2 = 2 * this.r;
      this.replace();
    }

    replace() {
      this.opacity = 0;
      this.dop = 0.03 * range(1, 4);
      this.x = range(-this.r2, w - this.r2);
      this.y = range(-20, h - this.r2);
      this.xmax = w - this.r;
      this.ymax = h - this.r;
      this.vx = range(0, 2) + 8 * xpos - 5;
      return this.vy = 0.7 * this.r + range(-1, 1);
    }

    draw() {
      var ref;
      this.x += this.vx;
      this.y += this.vy;
      this.opacity += this.dop;
      if (this.opacity > 1) {
        this.opacity = 1;
        this.dop *= -1;
      }
      if (this.opacity < 0 || this.y > this.ymax) {
        this.replace();
      }
      if (!((0 < (ref = this.x) && ref < this.xmax))) {
        this.x = (this.x + this.xmax) % this.xmax;
      }
      return drawCircle(~~this.x, ~~this.y, this.r, `${this.rgb},${this.opacity})`);
    }

  };

  confetti = (function() {
    var j, ref, results;
    results = [];
    for (i = j = 1, ref = NUM_CONFETTI; (1 <= ref ? j <= ref : j >= ref); i = 1 <= ref ? ++j : --j) {
      results.push(new Confetti);
    }
    return results;
  })();

  window.step = function() {
    if (window.STOP_CONFETTI) {
      return;
    }
    var c, j, len, results;
    requestAnimationFrame(step);
    context.clearRect(0, 0, w, h);
    results = [];
    for (j = 0, len = confetti.length; j < len; j++) {
      c = confetti[j];
      results.push(c.draw());
    }
    return results;
  };

  step();

  // Already loaded by the time this script loads, so jump right in
  resizeWindow()

}).call(this);