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Do Something Useful #15

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adlai opened this issue Nov 3, 2020 · 3 comments
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Do Something Useful #15

adlai opened this issue Nov 3, 2020 · 3 comments
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BAD-FIRST-ISSUE I am miserly and unlikely to offer generous compensation to unemployed cryptographers. enhancement If you add and remove this label enough times, it enters a quantum superposition. good-first-issue I'll answer questions about ANSI Common Lisp, and the state of Quicklisp at time of removal thence. job offer preferably in exchange for bitcoin

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adlai commented Nov 3, 2020

Preferably, from a personal computer that was simultaneously running Microsoft Excel at the same time that the software in this repository crashed; although examples of permissible alternatives to Windows RG, NT, ME, etc include Macintosh, Ubuntu, and other free software installations capable of executing programs compiled for the closed-source monopoly, it is most preferable to have the crash report be from a desktop machine that was located inside the trader's office.

@adlai adlai added bug Landmines are an essential feature of the modern battlefield. job offer preferably in exchange for bitcoin labels Nov 3, 2020
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adlai commented Dec 25, 2020

In case anyone wishes to accept the job offer:

Please, state what amount and forms of payment you expect, and most importantly, whether you include the time spent reading my English babble as part of your billed hours.

@adlai adlai changed the title Issue Removable Upon First Crash Report Do Something Useful Jan 19, 2021
@adlai adlai added BAD-FIRST-ISSUE I am miserly and unlikely to offer generous compensation to unemployed cryptographers. enhancement If you add and remove this label enough times, it enters a quantum superposition. good-first-issue I'll answer questions about ANSI Common Lisp, and the state of Quicklisp at time of removal thence. and removed bug Landmines are an essential feature of the modern battlefield. labels Jan 19, 2021
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adlai commented Jan 19, 2021

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If you wish to accept the job offer:

  1. Contact me, preferably here, although elsewhere is acceptable if you are allergic to working in the public domain;
  2. State CLEARLY AND CONCISELY whether you have any policies, concerns, misgivings, and paranoiae about copyright, copyleft, and other bullshit whatsoever covering your works, the products of your works, and their friends, relations, and other imaginary idiocies;
  3. If you don't understand what is being asked of you in this job offer, ask;
  4. Negotiate.

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adlai commented Jun 6, 2021

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