randomMessages.js

import { defineMessages } from 'react-intl';

export default defineMessages({
  m1: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m1', defaultMessage: 'Initialize astral results generator' },
  m2: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m2', defaultMessage: 'Uplink to Skynet established' },
  m3: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m3', defaultMessage: 'Jamming NSA eavesdropping devices' },
  m4: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m4',
    defaultMessage: 'Searching for the right button to press',
  },
  m5: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m5', defaultMessage: 'Sus-pend all processes until further notice' },
  m6: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m6',
    defaultMessage: 'Start evaluation of student solution (or pretending to do so)',
  },
  m7: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m7', defaultMessage: 'Go for launch' },
  m8: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m8',
    defaultMessage: 'Downloading theorem prover',
  },
  m9: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m9', defaultMessage: 'Drawing hippopotamus' },
  m10: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m10',
    defaultMessage: 'Computing "the meaning of life" answer',
  },
  m11: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m11', defaultMessage: 'Fermentation in progress' },
  m12: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m12',
    defaultMessage: 'Recording students screams',
  },
  m13: { id: 'app.randomMessages.m13', defaultMessage: 'Take a bear for a walk' },
  m14: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m14',
    defaultMessage: 'Take a leak',
  },
  m15: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m15',
    defaultMessage: 'Generating random files on the filesystem',
  },
  m16: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m16',
    defaultMessage: 'Rebooting all worker servers (yet again)',
  },
  m17: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m17',
    defaultMessage: 'Unauthorized leak detected',
  },
  m18: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m18',
    defaultMessage: 'Stack overflow detected while searching Stack Overflow for the correct answers',
  },
  m19: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m19',
    defaultMessage: 'Preparing next testing chamber... for science!',
  },
  m20: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m20',
    defaultMessage: 'The cake is a lie',
  },
  m21: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m21',
    defaultMessage: 'A bug in ReCodex has been found, trying to fix it automatically with GPT',
  },
  m22: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m22',
    defaultMessage: 'Suspending bitcoin miners',
  },
  m23: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m23',
    defaultMessage: 'Refilling sand in the sandbox',
  },
  m24: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m24',
    defaultMessage: 'This evaluation will not halt if the tested code does',
  },
  m25: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m25',
    defaultMessage: 'Cloud cannot be accessed due to inappropriate weather',
  },
  m26: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m26',
    defaultMessage: 'Activating local hadron collider',
  },
  m27: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m27',
    defaultMessage: 'Warning, GPT refused to evaluate the solution',
  },
  m28: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m28',
    defaultMessage: 'Terminating sequence for VIM session found, closing in progress',
  },
  m29: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m29',
    defaultMessage: 'Sorting zeroes and ones',
  },
  m30: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m30',
    defaultMessage: 'Suspending evaluation until sufficient funding will be raised',
  },
  m31: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m31',
    defaultMessage: 'Powering up crystall ball auxiliary device',
  },
  m32: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m32',
    defaultMessage: 'Omega 13 device activated',
  },
  m33: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m33',
    defaultMessage: 'Insufficient CPU cores available, insert another core and press Enter',
  },
  m34: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m34',
    defaultMessage: 'User sanitization protocol activated',
  },
  m35: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m35',
    defaultMessage: 'Scanning GitHub for plagiarism detection',
  },
  m36: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m36',
    defaultMessage: 'GLaDOS main core reactivated',
  },
  m37: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.m37',
    defaultMessage: 'Boiling easter eggs',
  },
});

export const extraMessages = defineMessages({
  last: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.last',
    defaultMessage: 'Generating random evaluation results of submitted solution',
  },
  error: {
    id: 'app.randomMessages.error',
    defaultMessage:
      'Unexpected error during communication with server occured. We cannot show you actual progress of the evaluation, but do not worry. The results will be available as well after evaluation finishes.',
  },
});