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Why can't I sleep at night?
I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.
What's a girl's best friend?
What's that smell?
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.
What ended my last relationship?
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.
I drink to forget _.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.
What's that sound?
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.
_. That's how I want to die.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
What's the most emo?
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.
White people like _.
_. Betcha can't have just one!
War! What is it good for?
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.
_. High five, bro.
During sex, I like to think about _.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
What are my parents hiding from me?
What will always get you laid?
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
What helps Obama unwind?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.
What's the new fad diet?
When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.
_. It's a trap!
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.
Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.
What's my secret power?
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.
What never fails to liven up the party?
What am I giving up for Lent?
What do old people smell like?
The class field trip was completely ruined by _.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _.
I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.
Why do I hurt all over?
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.
Why am I sticky?
What's my anti-drug?
And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.
For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.
_: Good to the last drop.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
_: kid-tested, mother-approved.
What gets better with age?
I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is _ stuffed with _.
Lifetime presents _, the story of _.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.
_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.
In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.
That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.
When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.
_ + _ = _.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.
Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.
Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.
Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is _.
How did I lose my virginity?
During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of _.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?
The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on _.
Daddy, why is Mommy crying?