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逗比的中文 Code / Issue / PR 合集 #1

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LKI opened this issue Aug 6, 2017 · 55 comments
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逗比的中文 Code / Issue / PR 合集 #1

LKI opened this issue Aug 6, 2017 · 55 comments
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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

利用 GitHub 的 Reference 来展示一些很好玩的代码片段。
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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

minggeJS: drduan/minggeJS#5

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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

VueJS被360杀毒杀了！

vuejs/vuex#639

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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

外国项目在中国得奖了！

iiordanov/remote-desktop-clients#39

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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

Tornado Mainter连蒙带猜回复了个中文Issue：

tornadoweb/tornado#2086

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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

B站开源组件反而被怼抄袭...作者压力很大

bilibili/DanmakuFlameMaster#181

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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

第一个问得xqq都无语的Issue，被打上了唯一的stupid-question的标签：

bilibili/flv.js#178

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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

《通过readme获取上千start的实践》

DynamicCocoa/DynamicCocoa#51

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LKI commented Aug 6, 2017

百度就应该用中文啊：

ApolloAuto/apollo#107

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A repo about rewriting things in Rust
https://github.com/ansuz/RIIR

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LKI commented Feb 11, 2018

真正的勇士不会写Bug：

https://github.com/justjavac/nocode

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LKI commented Feb 20, 2018

杨洋withGNU - 硬盘女神：

https://github.com/yangyangwithgnu/hardseed

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LKI commented Feb 27, 2018

婚礼大屏互动，微信请柬一站式解决方案：

iammapping/wedding#8

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LKI commented Mar 12, 2018

好耶，是女装：

https://github.com/komeiji-satori/Dress/issues/10

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LKI commented Mar 12, 2018

黑医院汇总：

https://github.com/open-power-workgroup/Hospital

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LKI commented Apr 19, 2018

一位老哥把粤语的“出来搞三搞四”埋进了 brpc 的源码：

https://github.com/brpc/brpc/blob/master/src/brpc/nshead.h#L21-L24

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LKI commented Dec 25, 2018

企业级的功能不应当有彩蛋！我已经因为这个背锅离职了：

ant-design/ant-design#13830

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LKI commented Mar 27, 2019

996 ICU!

https://github.com/996icu/996.ICU/issues/20

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LKI commented Apr 22, 2019

请删除 Bilibili 大仓代码

openbilibili/go-common#1

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LKI commented Dec 20, 2019

中文社区中的表情包合集：

https://github.com/getActivity/EmojiPackage
https://github.com/zhaoolee/ChineseBQB

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LKI commented Dec 20, 2019

当时的热点项目——《蔡徐坤打篮球》：

https://github.com/kasuganosoras/cxk-ball

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LKI commented Dec 20, 2019 •
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用文言文写代码：

https://github.com/LingDong-/wenyan-lang

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LKI commented Feb 6, 2020 •
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东北编程语言：

https://github.com/zhanyong-wan/dongbei

引申——上海编程语言：
https://github.com/cabuliwallah/shanghai-from-dongbei

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LKI commented Mar 25, 2020 •
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JAVClub: 让你的大姐姐不再走丢

JAVClub/core#4

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LKI commented Apr 1, 2020

离职工程师留下的神秘代码：

https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts/blob/master/README.zh-CN.md

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LKI commented Apr 2, 2020

能不能好好说话（快速转译中文互联网上的缩写）：

https://github.com/itorr/nbnhhsh

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LKI commented May 18, 2020 •
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用 rm -rf /data 开了个国际玩笑：

ElderDrivers/EdXposed#540
ElderDrivers/EdXposed#542

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LKI commented Jun 19, 2020

VS Code 彩虹屁插件：

这是一个在你编程时持续夸你写的牛逼的扩展，可以根据代码关键字播放贴近代码意义的真人语音

https://github.com/SaekiRaku/vscode-rainbow-fart

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LKI commented Jul 1, 2020 •
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Taro 文档使用了 pornhub 作为演示数据（已修复，还顺便修了一些 fuck）

NervJS/taro#6844

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LKI commented Aug 20, 2020

摸鱼神器，让上班倍轻松：

https://github.com/cteamx/Thief

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LKI commented Aug 20, 2020

满分作文生成器，生成一篇只有聪明人才能看懂的满分作文！

https://github.com/BeautyYuYanli/full-mark-composition-generator

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LKI commented Jan 15, 2021

为什么你的女神总缺一只口红？——口红可视化

Ovilia/lipstick#11

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LKI commented Apr 7, 2021

傲 娇 钉 宫，鞭 写 鞭 骂：

https://github.com/zthxxx/kugimiya-rainbow-fart

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LKI commented Apr 19, 2021

❄️ 云空调，便携小空调，为你的夏日带去清凉！

优势：便携、静音、使用 CSS 绘制
劣势：没有风

https://github.com/YunYouJun/air-conditioner

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LKI commented May 13, 2021

Katakana Terminator 片假名终结者

在网页中的日语外来语上方标注英文原词。

https://github.com/Arnie97/katakana-terminator

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LKI commented May 27, 2021

番号大全：

好人一生平安

https://github.com/imfht/fanhaodaquan

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LKI commented May 29, 2021 •
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性癖测试：

当你凝视深渊的时候，深渊落荒而逃。

https://github.com/StarInitial/xpcheck/

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LKI commented Jun 1, 2021

OceanBase 拷贝了 TiDB 的代码，但忘记改了:

oceanbase/oceanbase@544160f

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LKI commented Jun 15, 2021

梦弘浏览器 - 完全自主研发，打破国外垄断，比 Chrome 快 600%。

monyhar/monyhar#12

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宇宙级最轻量杀毒软件

https://github.com/Tlaster/YourAV

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LKI commented Jun 16, 2021

一个可以伪造任何网站界面截图的工具：

但本工具的目的其实不是破坏，而是为了警告（不懂编程的）普通人：不要轻易相信网上看到的“截图”！

https://github.com/thegreatjavascript/FakeScreenshot

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LKI commented Aug 20, 2021

大A股小白生存指北：怎么优雅地在股市里亏钱

https://github.com/serco-chen/how-to-lose-money-in-a-shares

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LKI commented Sep 17, 2021

在微博自动转发「草」和「awsl」

https://github.com/xingrz/awsl

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LKI commented Oct 11, 2021

申论生成器：

输入主题字数，输出随机拼凑的文章。

https://github.com/Uahh/slscq

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LKI commented Dec 1, 2021

PUA language：

The name "pua" refers to the manipulative way Alibaba treats its employees -- much like how pickup artists treat their trophies.

https://github.com/flaneur2020/pua-lang

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您配吗：
https://github.com/RimoChan/match-you

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LKI commented Dec 7, 2021

淫语翻译机：

能把中文翻译成淫语的翻译机！

https://github.com/RimoChan/yinglish

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LKI commented Dec 6, 2022

家里蹲大学：

https://github.com/HMUniversity/About

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myd7349 commented Dec 6, 2022 •
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本地运行单元测试，会被删除本地大量文件

aliyun/aliyun-cli#568

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LKI commented Feb 21, 2023

从程序员转到外卖转到出纳，最近项目更新缓慢了：

liupan1890/aliyunpan#714

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LKI commented Jun 26, 2023 •
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去他妈的 最近app不打算更新了

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https://github.com/QiuChenlyOpenSource/91QiuChen

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LKI commented Sep 26, 2023

一家虚拟软件公司，在 LLM 的虚拟世界里开发程序。

https://github.com/OpenBMB/ChatDev

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myd7349 commented Oct 10, 2023 •
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程序员转行销售钢材。

XuanchenLin/NanUI#367

做出此艰难决定本人只能深表抱歉。

由于 NanUI 项目一直以来都比较小众，因此社区生态并没有建立起来，至今为止几乎没有收到过任何 PR，这也造成项目目前还是由我一个人开发这种局面。

NanUI 项目目前在行业内已经有一定的用户基础，也不乏有像中国联通、百旺金赋、城市快捷酒店、申通等这些有点名头的用户，但目前项目依然采取开源免费的政策，之前偶尔会有朋友通过二维码5块10块的进行捐助，另外靠着提供支持 H264 编码的 CEF 编译库“逼捐”每年也最多有一两千的收入，但这对一个项目的维持和开发是远远不够的。

非常不幸的是，本人所在公司也因疫情的原因去年（2022年）初彻底宣布裁减所有开发岗位，因此本人也只能顺应大流在36岁这个尴尬的年纪失业，原本在上班的时候可以靠着闲暇摸鱼时间开发和维护 NanUI，但这一失业，这种机会也完全丧失了。

失业后，经过深思熟虑我只能跨行业以销售钢材为生，写代码从曾经的职业变成了业余兴趣爱好，毕竟得生活，得吃饭，我也只能先解决好温饱问题。

经过一年的跨行业工作，俗话说隔行如隔山，本人只能耗费大量精力从0学起，加之这两年经济形势糟糕，即使消耗了我无数的时间和精力我还是很难在业绩上有所突破。为了生存，本人只能花费更多的时间和精力去谈单，去销售，去收款，因此已经很难再腾出时间来开发和维护 NanUI 项目，对此我深感无奈，也希望后面生活和工作稳定后能腾出时间来继续维护 NanUI。

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LKI commented Apr 1, 2024

威优易 - 渐进式的 JavaScript 框架

vuejs-translations/docs-zh-cn@86486bb

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LKI commented May 17, 2024 •
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No Time To Sleep, 让 ctrl-c 不会停在 time.sleep 上

https://github.com/JadyXuan/NTTS

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