quotes.js

// The array of quotes
module.exports = [
  {
    id: "0",
    quote: "Code is more than some bytes in a file",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "1",
    quote: "There is no place like 127.0.0.1",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "2",
    quote:
      "Girls are like Internet Domain names; the ones I like are already taken.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "3",
    quote:
      "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "4",
    quote: "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "5",
    quote: "I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "6",
    quote:
      "If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "7",
    quote:
      "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "8",
    quote:
      "Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "9",
    quote:
      "I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "10",
    quote: "A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "11",
    quote: "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "12",
    quote: "Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "13",
    quote:
      "Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "14",
    quote:
      "Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "15",
    quote: "My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "16",
    quote:
      "I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "17",
    quote: "Never argue with the data.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "18",
    quote: "Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "19",
    quote: "Better to be a geek than an idiot.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "20",
    quote: "Software is like sex: Its better when its free.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "21",
    quote: "Microsoft: You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "22",
    quote: "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "23",
    quote: "JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "24",
    quote: "Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "25",
    quote: "In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?",
    author: "Dino Esposito",
  },
  {
    id: "26",
    quote: "In my experience there is no such thing as luck.",
    author: "Obi Wan Kenobi",
  },

  {
    id: "27",
    quote: "How you look at it is pretty much how you'll see it",
    author: "Rasheed Ogunlaru",
  },
  {
    id: "28",
    quote:
      "That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers",
    author: "Larry Niven",
  },
  {
    id: "29",
    quote:
      "Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.",
    author: "Muhammad Waseem",
  },
  {
    id: "30",
    quote: "Truth can only be found in one place: the code.",
    author: "Robert C. Martin",
  },
  {
    id: "31",
    quote:
      "I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.",
    author: "Kent Beck",
  },
  {
    id: "32",
    quote:
      "You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.",
    author: "Steve Jobs",
  },
  {
    id: "33",
    quote:
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.",
    author: "Alan J. Perlis",
  },
  {
    id: "34",
    quote:
      "Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen",
    author: "Edward V. Berard",
  },
  {
    id: "35",
    quote:
      "The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.",
    author: "Alan Kay",
  },
  {
    id: "36",
    quote:
      "The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is the lawgiver. No playwright, no stage director, no emperor, however powerful, has ever exercised such absolute authority to arrange a stage or field of battle and to command such unswervingly dutiful actors or troops.",
    author: "Joseph Weizenbaum",
  },
  {
    id: "37",
    quote:
      "Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.",
    author: "Keith Bostic",
  },
  {
    id: "38",
    quote:
      "The most important property of a program is whether it accomplishes the intention of its user.",
    author: "C.A.R. Hoare",
  },
  {
    id: "39",
    quote:
      "Programming isn't about what you know; it's about what you can figure out.",
    author: "Chris Pine",
  },
  {
    id: "40",
    quote:
      "The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it.",
    author: "Dennis Ritchie",
  },
  {
    id: "41",
    quote:
      "Sometimes it's better to leave something alone, to pause, and that's very true of programming.",
    author: "Joyce Wheeler",
  },
  {
    id: "42",
    quote:
      "In some ways, programming is like painting. You start with a blank canvas and certain basic raw materials. You use a combination of science, art, and craft to determine what to do with them.",
    author: "Andrew Hunt",
  },
  {
    id: "43",
    quote: "Testing leads to failure, and failure leads to understanding.",
    author: "Burt Rutan",
  },
  {
    id: "44",
    quote: "The best error message is the one that never shows up.",
    author: "Thomas Fuchs",
  },
  {
    id: "45",
    quote:
      "Don't write better error messages, write code that doesn't need them.",
    author: "Jason C. McDonald",
  },
  {
    id: "46",
    quote:
      "The most damaging phrase in the language is.. it's always been done this way",
    author: "Grace Hopper",
  },
  {
    id: "47",
    quote:
      "Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit 'COMMIT' in its end.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "48",
    quote: "Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "49",
    quote:
      "Two CSS properties walk into a bar. A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "50",
    quote: "If you get tired, be like an AJAX request and REST.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "51",
    quote: "💕 I'm the CSS to your HTML.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "52",
    quote:
      "If a groundhog inspects their Web Component, do they see their Shadow DOM?",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "53",
    quote: "A Pen is worth a thousand docs.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "54",
    quote: "Keep the <main> thing the <main> thing.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "55",
    quote: "What did the colon say to the semicolon? Stop winking at me.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "56",
    quote: "Learning 3D transforms in CSS requires a little perspective",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "57",
    quote:
      "If you want to flex your skills and go off the grid, try coding a layout with float",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "58",
    quote: "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.",
    author: "Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back",
  },

  {
    id: "59",
    quote: "Goonies never say die.",
    author: "Mike, The Goonies",
  },
  {
    id: "60",
    quote: "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of grease!",
    author: "C3PO, Star Wars",
  },
  {
    id: "61",
    quote: "Shall we play a game?",
    author: "Joshua, WarGames",
  },
  {
    id: "62",
    quote: "I'm not your F1 button!",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id: "63",
    quote: "Talk is cheap. Show me the code.",
    author: "Linus Torwards",
  },
  {
    id: "64",
    quote: "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.",
    author: "Bill Gates",
  },
  {
    id: "65",
    quote: "Programming is like any other sport. You might know the rules but you have to play to learn.",
    author: "Zuckerbeg",
  },
  {
    id: "66",
    quote: "The most damaging phrase in the language is -It's always been done this way-",
    author: "Grace Hopper",
  },  
  {
    id: "67",
    quote: "The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.",
    author: "Unknown Author",
  },
  {
    id:"68",
    quote: "I propose to consider the question, 'Can machines think?",
    author: "Alan Turing"
  
  },
  {
    id:"69",
    quote: "Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.",
    author: "Alan Turing"
  
  },
  {
    id:"70",
    quote: "A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.",
    author: "Alan Turing"
  
  },
  {
    id:"71",
    quote: "Clearly, I reject the view that there is one way that is right for everyone and for every problem.",
    author: "Bjarne Stroustrup"
  
  },
    {
    id:"72",
    quote: "You can't trust code that you did not totally create yourself.",
    author: "Ken Thomas"
  
  },
     {
    id:"73",
    quote: "The best error message is the one that never shows up",
    author: "Thomas Fuchs"
  
  },
    {
    id:"74",
    quote: "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand",
    author: "Martin Fowler"
  
  }
  
  
  

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];