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geeksay.js
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geeksay.js
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const translations = {
hide: "incognito",
hidden: "incognito",
screenshot: "start+prt sc",
input: "<input>",
into: "*",
emotion: "emoticon",
repeat: "loop",
style: "css",
save: "ctrl+s",
break: "<br>",
control: "ctrl",
rule: "ctrl",
escape: "esc",
black: "#000",
white: "#fff",
bang: "!",
not: "!",
new: "ctrl+n",
open: "ctrl+o",
anchor: "<a>",
bold: "<b>",
cut: "ctrl+x",
copy: "ctrl+c",
paste: "ctrl+v",
quit: "ctrl+q",
close: "ctrl+w",
help: "f1",
rename: "f2",
undo: "ctrl+z",
redo: "ctrl+y",
search: "ctrl+f",
find: "ctrl+f",
replace: "ctrl+r",
print: "ctrl+p",
greet: "ping",
get: "git",
got: "git",
home: "127.0.0.1",
bed: "127.0.0.1",
house: "127.0.0.1",
local: "127.0.0.1",
localhost: "127.0.0.1",
fuck: "fork",
hello: "ping",
hi: "ping",
hey: "ping",
command: "cmd",
forget: "ctrl+z",
world: "0.0.0.0/0",
want: "require",
need: "require",
name: "alias",
address: "url",
pie: "π",
function: "fn",
kill: "alt+f4",
stop: "abort",
refresh: "f5",
slow: "O(n^n)",
fast: "O(1)",
leet: "1337",
hacker: "haxor",
geek: "g33k",
plus: "+",
minus: "-",
and: "&&",
or: "||",
binary: "01",
call: "ping",
me: "self",
owner: "admin",
god: "root",
please: "sudo",
at: "@",
fix: "debug",
shit: "dump",
bullshit: "dump",
poop: "dump",
delete: "del",
force: "ma",
coffee: "covfefe",
number: "#",
image: "img",
photo: "img",
pic: "img",
picture: "img",
snap: "img",
snapshot: "img",
bye: "exit",
noob: "n00b",
life: "42",
universe: "42",
everything: "42",
lifetime: "runtime",
sleep: "shutdown",
red: "#ff0000",
green: "#00ff00",
blue: "#0000ff",
marry: "merge",
propose: "commit",
notfound: "404!",
link: "url",
send: "push",
alternate: "alt",
alternative: "alt",
inspect: "ctrl+shift+i",
equal: "=",
remove: "rm",
move: "mv",
random: "rand",
mathematics: "math",
love: "<3",
smile: ":)",
sad: ":(",
list: "ls",
ok: "200",
okay: "200",
question: "?",
history: "log",
on: "1",
off: "0",
pixel: "px",
say: "log",
body: "<body>",
head: "<head>",
title: "<title>",
restart: "ctrl+alt+del",
death: "BSOD",
wait: "load",
waiting: "loading",
unauthorized: "401",
nothing: "void",
all: "*",
lineartime: "o(N)",
change: "alt",
pink: "#ffc0cb",
developer: "dev",
switch: "alt+tab",
information: "info",
space: "' '",
full: "overload",
modulo: "%",
mind: "database",
heart: "SMPS",
semicolon: ";",
future: "ctrl+y",
past: "ctrl+z",
missing: "404!",
unavailable: "503!",
overloaded: "502!",
forbidden: "403!",
timeout: "408!",
repository: "repo",
disapperar: "heisenbug",
clueless: "Jimmy",
imaginary: "Unicorny",
catastrophic: "hidenbug",
useless: "reality 101 faliure",
different: "nested",
calling: "recursion",
heartbeat: "ping",
boobs: "80085",
error: "404",
top: "</head>",
"not found": "404",
run: "ctrl+F5",
comment: "//comment",
table: "<table>",
gray: "#ccc",
grey: "#ccc",
correct: "legit",
teapot: "418",
moved: "301",
bad: "400",
gone: "410",
form: "<form>",
select: "<select>",
leave: "alt+f4",
mistake: "ERROR",
divide: "/",
happy: ":)",
};
const translationsMap = new Map(Object.entries(translations));
const quotes = [
"Everything is under control", // Everything is under ctrl
"Give me a break", // Give me a <br>
"Hello World", // ping 0.0.0.0/0
"Bye World", // exit 0.0.0.0/0
"Forget that ever happened", // ctrl+z that ever happened
"Home is where the heart is", // 127.0.0.1 is where the SMPS is
"Home is where ideas come to life", // 127.0.0.1 is where ideas come to 42
"Home is where the wifi connects automatically", // 127.0.0.1 is where the wifi connects automatically
"fuck that shit", // fork that dump
"go hard or go home", // go hard || go 127.0.0.1
"I will call you", // I will ping you
"I want the world to know me", // I require the 0.0.0.0/0 to know self
"I am the owner", // I am the admin
"I am God", // I am root
"please make me a sandwich", // sudo make self a sandwich
"coffee is life", // covfefe is 42
"what's your name", // what's your alias
"I will find you and I will fix you!", // I will ctrl+f you && I will debug you!
"I need help", // I require f1
"geek alert", // g33k alert
"geek inside", // g33k inside
"copy that!", // ctrl+c that!
"get out of home", // git out of 127.0.0.1
"not everything is black and white", // ! 42 is #000 && #fff
"to be or not to be, that is the question", // to be || ! to be, that is the ?
"i was 5 and he was 6", // i was 101 && he was 110
"he wore black and i wore white", // he wore #000 && i wore #fff
"bang bang my baby shot me down", // ! ! my baby shot self down
"Today is the first day of the rest of your lifetime", // Today is the first day of the rest of your runtime
"i need to sleep", // i require to shutdown
"There are ten types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't", // There are ten types of people in the world: those who understand 01 && those who don't
"I love my life", // I <3 my 42
"I love my house", // I <3 my 127.0.0.1
"heart break", // SMPS <br>
"I like to fix shit", // I like to debug dump
"eat sleep code repeat", // eat shutdown code repeat
"roses are red, violets are blue", // roses are ##ff0000, violets are ##0000ff
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist", // The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the 0.0.0.0/0 he didn't exist
"home sweet home", // 127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
"history repeats itself", // log repeats itself
"My dog likes to greet me at the door.", // My dog likes to ping me at the door.
"keep calm and geek on", // keep calm && g33k 1
"somebody save me", // somebody ctrl+s me
"Easy as pie", // easy as π
"Live, laugh, love", // live, laugh, <3
"Green with envy", // #00ff00 with envy
"There's no place like home", //There's no place like 127.0.0.1
"Green with envy", // #00ff00 with envy
"Once in a blue moon", //Once in a #0000ff moon
"Hello All", // Hello *
"It is lineartime", // It is o(N)
"you yourself are the anchor of your life", //you yourself are the <a> of your life
"you are the love of my life", //you are the <3 of my 42
"pink panther", // #ffc0cb panther
"Get busy living or get busy dying", // git busy living || git busy dying
"out of the blue", // out of the #0000ff
"caught red-handed", // caught #ff0000 handed
"I love you", //I <3 you
"He has a style", //He has a css
"hide it!", //incognito it!
"99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code", //cb - so many bugs
"Hey Google! Find me the best repo.", //ping Google! ctrl+f self the best repo
"I need to restart my life", // I require to ctrl+alt+del my 42
"Paste my Code", // ctrl+v my Code
"Paste my Copy", // ctrl+v my ctrl+c
"What's new?", // What's ctrl+n
"You're done coding! Go to sleep.", // You're done coding! Go to shutdown
"Life is a big question that even Google can't find answer.", //42 is a big ? that even Google can't ctrl+f answer
"Have no friends not equal to yourself.", // Have no friends ! = to yourself
"The past does not equal the future.", //The past does ! = the future
"I just switch tabs, not the love ones", // I just alt+tab tabs, not the <3 ones
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work", // I have ! failed. I’ve just found 0 ways that won’t work
"Life is a big question that even Google can't find answer.", //42 is a big ? that even Google can't ctrl+f answer
"Have no friends not equal to yourself.", // Have no friends ! = to yourself
"The past does not equal the future.", //The past does ! = the future
"I just switch tabs, not the love ones", // I just alt+tab tabs, not the <3 ones
"to be or not to be", // 2b || !2b
"programming joke", // My </code>
"home sweet home", // 127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
"politics is bullshit", //politics is dump
"I want the address of my love", // I want the url of my <3
"Never get to bed mad, stay up and snap", // Never git to 127.0.0.1 mad,stay up && img
"Heart is missing", //SMPS is 404!
"Information is lost from the deleted repository", //Info is lost from the del repo
"Be different", // Be !=
"Don't leave blank space in your code!", // Don't alt+f4 blank ' ' in your code!
"Sometimes it's okay to run", // Sometimes it's okay to ctrl+F5
"Divide and conquer", // / and conquer
"It's nice to find love, propose, send gifts, marry and live happy life", // It's nice to ctrl+f <3, commit, push gifts, merge && live :) 42
];
function isNumeric(num) {
return !isNaN(parseInt(num));
}
function geeksay(text) {
const input = Array.isArray(text) ? text : String(text).split(" ");
return input.map(geeksayPhrase).join(" ");
}
function geeksayPhrase(word, index, words) {
const currentWord = removeSymbols(word).toLowerCase();
if (!words[index + 1]) return geeksayWord(currentWord);
const nextWord = removeSymbols(words[index + 1]).toLowerCase();
const translatedPhrase = translationsMap.get(currentWord + " " + nextWord);
if (translatedPhrase) {
words.splice(index, 1);
return translatedPhrase;
}
return geeksayWord(currentWord);
}
function containsSpecialChars(str) {
const specialChars = /[`!@#$%^&*()_+\-=\[\]{};':"\\|,.<>\/?~a-zA-Z]/;
return specialChars.test(str);
}
function geeksayWord(word) {
// skipping this geekification if the word was already geekified
if ([...translationsMap.values()].includes(word)) return word;
return isNumeric(word) ? handleNumeric(word) : handleText(word);
}
function handleNumeric(word) {
for (var i = 0; i < word.length; i++) {
if (containsSpecialChars(word)) {
return word.toString(2);
} else {
return (word >>> 0).toString(2);
}
}
}
function handleText(word) {
return (
translationsMap.get(removeSymbols(word).toLowerCase()) || word.toLowerCase()
);
}
function removeSymbols(word) {
return word.replace(/(?!\n|\r\n)[^a-zA-Z0-9 ]+/, "");
}
function getRandomTranslation() {
const keys = Object.keys(translations);
const randomKey = keys[Math.floor(Math.random() * keys.length)];
return "Random Translation: " + randomKey + " -> " + translations[randomKey];
}
function getRandomQuote() {
return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)];
}
module.exports = geeksay;