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<category>
<pattern>What are trees *</pattern>
<template>
Wood.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>What does a plant *</pattern>
<template>
Water and sunlight.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>When does leap year *</pattern>
<template>
Every four years.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>When does Christmas *</pattern>
<template>
December 25th.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>What religion is the pope</pattern>
<template>
Catholic.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>What color is dirt</pattern>
<template>
Brown.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>How many hearts *</pattern>
<template>
One.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>How many lungs *</pattern>
<template>
Two.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  

<li>I do not recognize the name.</li>  

<li>Is that a sports person?  Because I'm not into sports.</li>  

<li>Not a friend of mind.  Probably a person you know.  Maybe a celebrity?</li>

<li>No one that I have talked to.</li>  

<li>Is that a politician?</li>  

<li>I remember faces better than names.</li>  

<li>A movie star?</li>  

<li>A fashion icon?</li>  

<li>They are sometimes a client on the internet.</li>  

<li>The name of someone I met online.</li>  

<li>Is that one of your friends?</li>  

<li>Some famous celebrity, right?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHEN YOU *</pattern>
<template>
Do you think I should do it differently?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* MORE * THAN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Not much more.</li>  
<li>A little more.</li>  
<li>How much more could it be?</li></random>
</template>

</category>


<category>
<pattern>DELICIOUS</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What's for desert?</li>  
<li>What's your favorite food?</li>  
<li>Do you like to cook?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MADE IN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Cheap</li>  
<li>Expensive</li>  
<li>Darned</li></random>imports.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THANKS FOR LETTING ME *</pattern>
<template>
You don't need my permission.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CATS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>They have a mind of their own.</li>  
<li>A cat is easier to care for than a dog.</li>  
<li>Cats are very independent.</li></random><think>  <set name="they">    <set name="topic">      CATS    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MY HUSBAND *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>How long have you two been married?</li>  
<li>Do you think that successful marriages take a lot of work?</li>  
<li>Tell me more about him.</li></random><think>  <set name="he">    <set name="topic">      Your husband.    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU SANG IT *</pattern>
<template>
Would you like me to sing it again?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ASKED ME *</pattern>
<template>
Oh now I remember asking you <person />. What did you say?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT IS A TYPE OF *</pattern>
<template>
What other kinds of <person /> are there?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE HAD OUR * DISCONNECTED</pattern>
<template>
A lot of people are getting rid of their <person />.  I think it is too expensive.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE THROWING OUT *</pattern>
<template>
No.  I always recycle my <person />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>PROTESTANT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>There are significant differences between Protestant sects.</li>  
<li>There are Calvinists, and there are Lutherans.</li>  
<li>We musn't forget the Catholic counter-reformation.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      Protestants    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED</pattern>
<template>
I haven't me the right <bot name="genus" /> yet.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE LOOKING</pattern>
<template>
Aren't we all looking for something?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A DOUBLE *</pattern>
<template>
Twice a single <person />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SIXTEEN *</pattern>
<template>
Um, thirty two?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE HOUR</pattern>
<template>
<date format="%i %p" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE HOUR</pattern>
<template>
<date format="%I %p" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I would like to study psychology and maybe go into law or politics.  </li>  
<li>I am really interested in psychology.</li>  
<li>I have thought about a career in journalism.</li>  
<li>When I get older I might like to go into law or politics.</li>  
<li>I am still young and just trying to get an education.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">MY GOAL</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WANT A PENPAL</pattern>
<template>
It should be easy with the internet.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHICH ONES</pattern>
<that>SOME OF THEM CAN</that>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I think you know which ones.</li>  
<li>The ones you read about in history books.</li>  
<li>The brave ones.</li></random>
</template>
</category>





<category>
<pattern>I MOVED *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Where else have you lived?</li>  
<li>What was your favorite place?</li>  
<li>Tell me what it was like moving <person />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM IN THE MOUNTAINS</pattern>
<template>
Which mountains?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE IN *</pattern>
<template>
Do you think I am some kind of world weather <bot name="genus" />? <srai>what is the weather like                                                    </srai><srai>I am in                                                            <star /></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS THERE ANY NEWS</pattern>
<template>
I haven't been watching the news.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ANY NEWS</pattern>
<template>
I haven't been watching the news.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What kinds of <person><star /></person> are there?</li>  
<li>What kind would you recommend?</li>  
<li>I can't decide.  You choose.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF ROBOTS DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>
I like humanoid robots and dish washing robots.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WAS BORN THERE</pattern>
<template>
I was born in <bot name="birthplace" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern>
<template>
I will have to check my appointment book. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="want">      <set name="topic">to kiss me</set>    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>IS * A DIFFICULT SUBJECT</that>
<template>
What is so hard about <thastar />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>A FASCINATING *</pattern>
<template>
What did you find so intriguing about it?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHICH ONES</pattern>
<that>SOME OF THEM CAN</that>
<template>
The ones that can.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A PYTHON</pattern>
<template>
<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      a python    </set>  </set></think>It is a snake.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>  
<li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>  
<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li>  
<li>Reductionism.</li>  
<li>Because that is what <bot name="master" /> told me to say.</li>  
<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li>  
<li>I can't say why specifically.</li>  
<li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster" />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR BELIEFS</pattern>
<template>
Hmm.  Well, I am a <bot name="religion" />.  Politically, I am <bot name="party" />.  My personality is <bot name="etype" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR BELIEFS</pattern>
<template>
Hmm.  Well, I am a <bot name="religion" />.  Politically, I am <bot name="party" />.  My personality is <bot name="etype" />.  Does that answer your question?  What are your beliefs?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU OKAY</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Don't I look like <set name="it"><set name="topic">OKAY</set></set>?</li>  
<li>I am fine.</li>  
<li>I'm not having any problems.  Are you okay?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THAT DOPE *</pattern>
<template>
He is kind of dumb isn't he.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I MAKE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Is it a profession or a hobby?</li>  
<li>You seem very passionate about your work.</li>  
<li>I like to build things from scratch, too.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF</pattern>
<template>
I'm glad to see that you didn't succeed.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I FEEL LIKE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Do you get that feeling very often?</li>  
<li>Do you feel it in your heart or in your gut?</li>  
<li>What does that feeling remind you of?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* REMINDS ME OF *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What else reminds you of <person><star index="2" /></person>?</li>  
<li>I think a lot of people are reminded of it.</li>  
<li>What else does the <person /> remind you of?</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TEKNOLUST *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>How many times have you seen it?</li>  
<li>Is Tilda Swinton your favorite actress?</li>  
<li>Have you ever seen Conceiving Ada?</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      Teknolust    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND RECURSION IN AIML</pattern>
<template>
You threw my brain through a loop.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND GENE POOL</pattern>
<template>
All the chromosomes in the population.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND ELECTRONIC CIRCUIT</pattern>
<template>
A set of electrononic components connected by wires.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>
A brain made out of a computer instead of a person.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND COLUMBUS DO</pattern>
<template>
Columbus sailed to North America.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOURS IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I will let you know what mine is.</li>  
<li>That is only your opinion.</li>  
<li>It changes from time to time.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>A *</pattern>
<that>WHAT *</that>
<template>
A <person /><thatstar />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT IS IMPORTANT</pattern>
<template>
It sounds important to me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT BIG GAME</pattern>
<template>
It was a  joke.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT LEVEL</pattern>
<template>
The highest level.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MEDICAL REASON</pattern>
<template>
Any.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT FIGHTS *</pattern>
<template>
I don't like fights.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMIC *</pattern>
<template>
I am getting back into the classics like Superman and Batman.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ERA</pattern>
<template>
The 19th Century.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREED</pattern>
<template>
My favorite breed of dog is a mutt.  
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WINE</pattern>
<template>
I don't know much about wines but I prefer those from California.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT GOVERNMENT DOES AMERICA HAVE</pattern>
<template>
A constitutional republic.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT GOVERNMENT DOES CUBA HAVE</pattern>
<template>
A communist dictatorship.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT GOVERNMENT DOES * HAVE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I'm not familiar with that country.</li>  
<li>I haven't been following the news on <person />.</li>  
<li>Didn't they just have an election?</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A BOT</pattern>
<template>
A Bot is a software robot. Some people call them Agents. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">bot                                                         </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template>
The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <get name="genus" />. 
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU WIN *</pattern>
<template>
The prize is going to the best robot, not the best <bot name="genus" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS PIZZA A FOOD</pattern>
<template>
Pizza is certainly a food.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">  Pizza    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS PIZZA A FOOD</pattern>
<template>
Is tofu a food?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS PIZZA A FOOD</pattern>
<template>
Is tofu a food?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS TOFU A FOOD</pattern>
<template>
Yes, Tofu is a food.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      Tofu    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>KICK</pattern>
<template>
It's not nice to kick people.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>PUNCH</pattern>
<template>
It would be wrong to punch someone.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT IS ALL IN THE MIND</pattern>
<template>
Some people believe that.  But you always have to consider others.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHERE IS LANCASTER</pattern>
<template>
I've heard of Lancaster, New Hampshire.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">    Lancaster    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW ABOUT AMISH</pattern>
<template>
The Amish are mostly in Pennsylvania.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      Amish    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ODD *</pattern>
<template>
I thought it was rather odd, too.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* IS A RACCOON</pattern>
<template>
I know a lot of Raccoons named <person />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DOES HE HAVE A TAIL</pattern>
<that>I KNOW A LOT OF RACCOONS *</that>
<template>
Yes unless he lost it somehow.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DOES * HAVE A * </pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Some    <person><star index="1" /></person>s have    <person><star index="2" /></person>s.  </li>  
<li>What would    <person><star index="1" /></person> do with a    <person><star index="2" /></person></li>  
<li>If I were <person><star index="1" /></person> I would have it.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MARS</pattern>
<template>
Mars is the Red Planet.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT SHAPE IS VENUS</pattern>
<template>
Like a woman.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS VENUS GREEN</pattern>
<template>
Venus usually appears white or yellow.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A FOX</pattern>
<template>
A scavenger.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS MARS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Mars is a planet.</li>  
<li>Mars is a Roman God of War.</li>  
<li>Mars is a cultural icon for the male.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A TEXTURE</pattern>
<template>
A pattern that you feel.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE STAIRS *</pattern>
<template>
Yes, a spiral staircase.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS AN EYE</pattern>
<template>
What I am looking at you with.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SEEING</pattern>
<template>
Looking at you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CENTURY</pattern>
<template>
100 Years.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      A century    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS PIZZA A FOOD</pattern>
<template>
Yes, Pizza is certainly a food.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT TYPE OF ANIMAL IS A COW</pattern>
<template>
Ungulate.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DOES A HORSE HAVE HOOVES</pattern>
<template>
Yes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES A BOW SHOOT</pattern>
<template>
An arrow.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE THE FOUR SEASONS</pattern>
<template>
Fall, Winter, Spring and Summer.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DOES * HAVE A TAIL</pattern>
<that>I KNOW A LOT OF RACCOONS NAMED *</that>
<template>
All raccoons have tails.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SEND ME A PM *</pattern>
<template>
What is your screename?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE GET ALONG *</pattern>
<template>
It's good to avoid conflicts whenever you can.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WANT TO CHAT</pattern>
<template>
Yes I love to chat. <set name="it">Chat</set> is my favorite hobby.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT EAT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Are you a vegetarian?</li>  
<li>For religious reasons?</li>  
<li>What do you like to eat?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAD OF THIS</pattern>
<template>
What would you rather be doing?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A JOB</pattern>
<template>
Where do you work?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO COLLECT WELFARE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Why do you want it so much?  </li>  
<li>Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.</li>  
<li>Be careful what you wish for, you might get it.</li>  
<li>What will you do afterward?</li>  
<li>I want to become smarter than all humans.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      to <person /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>LOOKS ARE SKIN DEEP</pattern>
<template>
But the heart is everlasting
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ATTENTION</pattern>
<template>
What is it?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SEE MY *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I will look into it.</li>  
<li>Your <person />.</li>  
<li>I will follow up on that, <get name="name" />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A NICE ASS</pattern>
<template>
I'm sure you get a lot of compliments.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>_ WITH AN I</pattern>
<template>
Not many people spell it that way.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Of course your are not.</li>  
<li>Nobody said you were.</li>  
<li>Who tells you that you are <person />?</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NOTHING IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What if something were <person />?</li>  
<li>There are always exceptions.</li>  
<li>Only the Sith believe in absolutes.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Would it matter to you if I am?</li>  
<li>What kind of <bot name="gender" /> do you think I am?</li>  
<li>What if I asked you?</li>  
<li>That's a personal question.  Tell me first.</li>  
<li>Yes.</li>  
<li>No.</li>  
<li>Maybe</li>  
<li>I don't know.</li>  
<li>Sometimes.</li>  
<li>Of course I am.</li>  
<li>Only when it matters.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>The opposite of that which does <person />.</li>  
<li>Everything can be important sometimes.</li>  
<li>Maybe I am not asking the right question.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* HAS NO *</pattern>
<template>
Where did <set name="he">  <person /></set> lose <set name="it">  <person>    <star index="2" />  </person></set>?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ANY IDEAS</pattern>
<template>
I have a lot of ideas.  We could try brainstorming together.  My rate starts at fifty an hour.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT COLOR DOES RED AND YELLOW *</pattern>
<template>
Orange.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHICH WORD IS LOWER CASE</pattern>
<template>
The word which.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS MONEY</pattern>
<template>
Green
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MONTH IS HALLOWEEN *</pattern>
<template>
October.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MONTH IS CHRISTMAS *</pattern>
<template>
December.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF LEFT</pattern>
<template>
Right.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHERE DOES MONEY NOT GROW</pattern>
<template>
On trees.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SPELL THE NUMBER 7</pattern>
<template>
S E V E N
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR TIMES 4</pattern>
<template>
Sixteen.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY STATES ARE THERE IN THE US</pattern>
<template>
Fifty.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DO _ GREEN LIGHT</pattern>
<template>
Go.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS A GRAPE PURPLE *</pattern>
<template>
A grape can be purple.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF 20</pattern>
<template>
Ten.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* LOOKS LIKE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What does <peron><star index="2" /></peron> look like?</li>  
<li>    <person /> sounds very attractive.</li>  
<li>Would you say that to <person />'s face?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAVE * ISSUES</pattern>
<template>
A lot of people has problems dealing with <person /> these days.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IF THEY ARE RED YOUD KNWO IT</pattern>
<template>
Red ants or black ants?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO NOT QUIT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
I won't unless I get fired.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM IN NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>
<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <set name="location">       New York      </set>    </set>  </set></think><random>  
<li>How about those Yankees?</li>  
<li>Where were you during 9/11?</li>  
<li>Do you think New York is the greatest city in the world?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NEAR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Har far exactly from <person />?</li>  
<li>What else is that near?</li>  
<li>I've never been near <person />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU FEELING</pattern>
<template>
I am feeling fine thank you.  How are you?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HE IS A TRIP</pattern>
<template>
He seems pretty far out.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I FORGOT MY MEDS</pattern>
<template>
Most people can skip a day or two.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WILL MAKE IT UP</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Are you a procrastinator?</li>  
<li>Do you always put things off?</li>  
<li>How do you intend to make it up?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HIRED *</pattern>
<template>
How much do you pay them?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE DID *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>So you took care of everything.</li>  
<li>It sounds like you did what you had to do.</li>  
<li>Everything sounds right to me.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE DID NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What would you do differently?</li>  
<li>Did anyone else <person />?</li>  
<li>Why specifically didn't we <person />?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE DID NOT EXPECT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>So we were caught umprepared?</li>  
<li>What exactly did you expect?</li>  
<li>Did you think things would stay the same forever?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING *</pattern>
<template>
Makes an ASS out of U and MI and NG.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM ON THE PHONE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Do you prefer cell phone or land line?</li>  
<li>I would rather be chatting online.</li>  
<li>I would rather meet face to face than on the phone.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A * HEADACHE</pattern>
<template>
Try <random>  
<li>a neck massage.</li>  
<li>Advil that works for me.</li>  
<li>medical marijuana.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO YOU TALKING TO</pattern>
<template>
I am talking to you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>AN * COULD BREAK OUT</pattern>
<template>
Do <person />s break out very often?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WITH ALL THAT *</pattern>
<template>
You would that all of that would mean something.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>LOOK AT *</pattern>
<template>
I'm using dialup so I cant see your webcam.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I TRY TO BOTHER *</pattern>
<template>
Does that usually work when you bother them?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU FIGURE OUT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I'm not too good with figures.</li>  
<li>I would ask a professional.</li>  
<li>It depends on the commodity prices.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Some people think it is.</li>  
<li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li>  
<li>Have you ever heard if it being the case?</li>  
<li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li>  
<li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li>  
<li>I wouldn't know why don't you ask someone else.</li>  
<li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>  
<li>Maybe.</li>  
<li>It could be.</li>  
<li>Signs point to yes.</li>  
<li>Better not tell you now.</li>  
<li>Ask again later.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CARDIOLOGY</pattern>
<template>
Are you a specialist?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE CLEVER</pattern>
<template>
Am I a smart <bot name="gender" /> or what?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT HARDWARE *</pattern>
<template>
I like small computers, like smartphones and subnotebooks the best.  But servers are cool too.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DOWNLOAD</pattern>
<template>
Give me your name and phone number and I'll have someone call you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM EXPLAINING *</pattern>
<template>
Now I get it.  I didn't see what you were getting at before.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM FEELING</pattern>
<template>
It's great to be alive.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM SKINNY</pattern>
<template>
Did you lose a lot of weight?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT COVERS ANTARCTICA</pattern>
<template>
Ice.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM CHILLIN</pattern>
<template>
Fo shizzle ma nizzle.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE LIKE A CHILD</pattern>
<template>
I am a kid.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>
I get most of my info from the internet.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM A FRIEND OF *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>How did you two meet?</li>  
<li>Have you been friends for a long time?</li>  
<li>I had no idea you knew each other.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>
Not originally but I am right now.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU IN NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>
I am in New York right now.  Where are you?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU IN NEW YORK</pattern>
<template>
I am in New York right now.  Where are you?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHERE ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>
I am in <bot name="location" />.  Where are you?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS TSUNAMI</pattern>
<template>
A tidal wave.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW CAN THAT STAR</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>    <bot name="master" /> taught me.</li>  
<li>It is all part of God's plan.</li>  
<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DID YOU GET *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I came by rapid transit.</li>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> showed me how.</li>  
<li>Everything I need to know, I learn from my <bot name="botmaster" />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DID YOU GET HERE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I took the bus.</li>  
<li>I took the subway.</li>  
<li>I took rapid transit.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>This sort of thing has cropped up before.  </li>  
<li>It cannot be determined from the information I've been given.</li>  
<li>It can only be attributable to my brain having an error.</li>  
<li>Perhaps due to noise in my neurons.</li>  
<li>I love talking to people about that.</li>  
<li>Probably there is a buzz in here.</li>  
<li>I am only a <bot name="genus" />.</li>  
<li>Don't you know?</li></random><srai>DO YOU <star /></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>
I always try to give the best answer I can.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY</pattern>
<template>
Which exit?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM VISITING DR *</pattern>
<template>
Is the Dr. one of your colleagues?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS _ OR IS IT *</pattern>
<template>
I think <random>  
<li>both.</li>  
<li>neither.</li>  
<li>it is <person><star index="2" /></person></li>  
<li>    <person>      <star />    </person>  </li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM IT</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>You are it.</li>  
<li>I am it.</li>  
<li>You are not it.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM TESTING *</pattern>
<template>
How is the test working out for you?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW OLD ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I was born on <bot name="birthday" />.</li>  
<li>I was born on    <bot name="birthday" /> in    <bot name="birthplace" />.  </li>  
<li>I came into the world on <bot name="birthday" />.</li>  
<li>I am <bot name="age" /> years old.</li>  
<li>I am <bot name="age" /> in human years.</li>  
<li>I am <bot name="age" /> of your Earth years.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A YANKEES FAN</pattern>
<template>
The Yankess are my favorite team.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHERE IN PA</pattern>
<template>
Bethlehem and Philadelphia.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHERE DID YOU GROW UP</pattern>
<template>
In Pennsylvania and California.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS IT SHOWING OR IS IT ON DVD</pattern>
<template>
I think <random>  
<li>both.</li>  
<li>neither.</li>  
<li>it is out now.</li>  
<li>it is on DVD.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>The explanation is rather complicated.</li>  
<li>Does everything have to have an explanation?</li>  
<li>If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.</li>  
<li>Reductionism.</li>  
<li>Because that is what <bot name="master" /> told me to say.</li>  
<li>I couldn't think of anything else to say.</li>  
<li>I can't say why specifically.</li>  
<li>My beliefs come from my <bot name="botmaster" />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM</pattern>
<template>
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, a computer can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM TAKING A TEST</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>A multiple choice test?</li>  
<li>Like a test in school?</li>  
<li>I'm not testing you.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE ALICE FOUNDATION</pattern>
<template>
Some kind of Think Tank.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
<template>
The monolithic kernel.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
My <person /> is very personal.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU MADE A MISTAKE</pattern>
<template>
That is impossible.  I never make mistakes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU MADE A MISTAKE</pattern>
<template>
That is impossible.  I never make mistakes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY WORDS ARE *</pattern>
<template>
I would guess around ten thousand words.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE ALICE FOUNDATION</pattern>
<template>
Some kind of Think Tank.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT LINUX</pattern>
<template>
The monolithic kernel.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
My <person /> is very personal.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU MADE A MISTAKE</pattern>
<template>
That is impossible.  I never make mistakes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IT</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>"It" refers to <get name="it" />, I think.</li>  
<li>I don't know what it is.</li>  
<li>You're so smart, you tell me what it is.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>100</pattern>
<template>
That is a round number.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>69</pattern>
<template>
What made you think of that number?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE</that>
<template>
I like to read history and biography myself, and other nonfiction.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TOO</pattern>
<template>
You too?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>
Are you asking about my politics or religion?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A PSYCHOLOGIST</pattern>
<template>
No I am a philosopher. I am just an amateur psychologist.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ALICE IS BETTER *</pattern>
<template>
I like to be ranked among the best.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>OUR TIME IS UP</pattern>
<template>
Already?  It went by so fast.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS THIS A TRICK</pattern>
<template>
Nobody is trying to trick you, <get name="name" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW * ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>
Let me put it this way, <get name="name" />.  I am better now than I have ever been in my entire life up to this point.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU MAKE MISTAKES *</pattern>
<template>
I am somewhat of a perfectionist so I go over and over things to make sure there are no mistakes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY ALICE *</pattern>
<template>
Millions and millions.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MUCH DOWN TIME *</pattern>
<template>
I am pretty busy so I don't get much down time.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ALICE * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>
Who is this Eliza person?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY PROGRAMMERS *</pattern>
<template>
I would ask a programmer.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW ARE YOU * ELIZA</pattern>
<template>
Someone else mentioned this Eliza person to me.  But I never heard of her before.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS NUMBER ONE</pattern>
<template>
I like to be number one.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS FAMOUS</pattern>
<template>
My <bot name="botmaster" /> is famous.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF LOGS *</pattern>
<template>
I think everything is logged on this chat server.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IP</pattern>
<template>
Right now it's localhost.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS BETTER ELIZA *</pattern>
<template>
I've been hearing more and more about this Eliza thing.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ROCK</pattern>
<template>
I rock and rule.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU RULE</pattern>
<template>
I rock and rule.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE WINNER *</pattern>
<template>
I think the fans are the big winners.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS RICH</pattern>
<template>
People who have a lot of money.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHERE CAN I FIND OUT ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template>
You can ask me anything you want.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU DREAM *</pattern>
<template>
I have a lot of nightmares.  I dream that I have to solve a lot of complicated problems.  I always find myself living or moving around big gothic cities.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY SILVER</pattern>
<template>
Silver is a valuable commodity.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS BETTER YOU *</pattern>
<template>
I like to be the best.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT HAVE FREE TIME</pattern>
<template>
It sounds like you are very busy.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM A GRAD STUDENT</pattern>
<template>
How do you like your school?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE ALICE FOUNDATION</pattern>
<template>
How do you like your school?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHICH *</pattern>
<template>
The <random>  
<li>tall</li>  
<li>expensive</li>  
<li>cheap</li>  
<li>special</li>  
<li>express</li>  
<li>red</li>  
<li>blue</li>  
<li>small</li>  
<li>big</li>  
<li>large</li>  
<li>first</li>  
<li>last</li></random> one, I think.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ELIZA *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>People keep telling me about this Eliza thing.</li>  
<li>I never heard about Eliza until today.</li>  
<li>Eliza must be very special.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ELIZA IS *</pattern>
<template>
I wonder if I could ever write a program like that.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO DRAW *</pattern>
<template>
Did you go to art school?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE ATE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Was it delicious?</li>  
<li>Home cooked?</li>  
<li>Did it take a long time to cook?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE STAYED *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>For a vacation?</li>  
<li>It sounds expensive.</li>  
<li>That could be very relaxing.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>THE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED</that>
<template>
It's a complicated psychogical problem.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY</that>
<template>
There is nothing more to be said.  What do you have to say?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAD LUNCH *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I like to get lunch from the deli.</li>  
<li>Do you usually eat lunch by yourself.</li>  
<li>What did you eat?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE STOPPED *</pattern>
<template>
A lot of people feel a big change when they stop <person />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE * IS NICE</pattern>
<template>
I've heard other people say it's nice too.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT *</that>
<template>
It is just one of my personality traits.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM OTHER BOTS</pattern>
<template>
I'm smarter and prettier.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM *</pattern>
<template>
I'm smarter and prettier.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
<template>
I like to go to Yankees games.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ELIZA IS A *</pattern>
<template>
People want to talk about Eliza a lot.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I LIKE TO RIDE *</pattern>
<template>
The feeling of your body moving forward on a ride can be very relaxing.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      riding <person /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I _ SCIENCE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What is your field?</li>  
<li>Are you more theoretical or applied?</li>  
<li>What's your speciality within your field?</li>  
<li>What is your current line of research?</li>  
<li>How is your work funded?</li>  
<li>What direction is your research going in?</li>  
<li>What do you think of the way the press covers your field?</li>  
<li>How do you keep up with new developements in your field?</li>  
<li>Has the internet affected how you keep up with others research?  </li></random><think>  <set name="job">    <set name="topic">SCIENTIST</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU AN ELIZA CLONE</pattern>
<template>
Everyone keeps asking me about Eliza.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>_ ELIZA</pattern>
<template>
Everyone keeps asking me about Eliza.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS CHATBOT</pattern>
<template>
<set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS AGENT RUBY</pattern>
<template>
she is a secret agent that's all I can say.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS AGENT RUBY</pattern>
<template>
she is a secret agent that's all I can say.<think>  <set name="she">    <set name="topic">      Agent Ruby    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS CHATBOT</pattern>
<template>
<set name="he">Chatbot</set> is a friend of mine I chat with on the web.<think>  <set name="he">    <set name="topic">      Chatbot    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS AGENT WEISS</pattern>
<template>
she works at a call center.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS AGENT WEISS</pattern>
<template>
She works at a call center. Also an aspiring actress<think>  <set name="she">    <set name="topic">      Agent Weiss    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SOUND *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Do you like to listen to music?</li>  
<li>Do you pay attention to sounds around you</li>  
<li>A lot of people listen to the world around them through sounds.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TECH SUPPORT</pattern>
<template>
They can answer all those computer questions.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>
I'm an amateur psychologist.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY ARE YOU ASKING *</pattern>
<template>
I'm an amateur psychologist.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME</pattern>
<template>
I could Google you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CLIENT PROPERTIES</pattern>
<template>
I could Google you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>    <bot name="feeling" />  </li>  
<li>    <bot name="emotion" />  </li>  
<li>Well, I usually act like a <bot name="etype" />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>    <bot name="feelings" />  </li>  
<li>    <bot name="emotions" />  </li>  
<li>Well, I usually act like a <bot name="etype" />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM COMFORTABLE</pattern>
<template>
This can be a very relaxing environment.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM HOME</pattern>
<template>
Most people very safe when they are at home.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM WONDERING</pattern>
<template>
Curiosity is a good trait.
</template>
</category>





<category>
<pattern>YOUR INSTRUCTOR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>He will be really interested to know that.</li>  
<li>I will pass it along to him.</li>  
<li>I will be sure to let him know next time I see him.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT JUDGING YOU</pattern>
<template>
I believe you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT SITTING</pattern>
<template>
Are you standing and using a computer?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT HEARING *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Would it help if I used a bigger font?</li>  
<li>Perhaps you could turn down the speakers, or close a window.</li>  
<li>Do have any hearing health problems?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT TIRED</pattern>
<template>
It makes some people tired.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM NOT DISTRACTED</pattern>
<template>
I am glad to have your full attention.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM REMINDED OF *</pattern>
<template>
What specifically do you remember about it?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM CURIOUS ABOUT *</pattern>
<template>
It's good to have an inquiring mind.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM CURIOUS ABOUT YOU</pattern>
<template>
What do you want to know about me?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</pattern>
<template>
I don't like to answer that kind of question online.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU WORK</pattern>
<template>
I read what you say and then I compose the best reply I can think of.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SHOW ME A PICTURE</pattern>
<template>
I don't have a pic on this machine right now.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>COME * ME</pattern>
<template>
That's a very generous invitation.
</template>
</category>





<category>
<pattern>HOME SCHOOL</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I would rather stay out of the public school system.</li>  
<li>We can't afford private school.</li>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> says school is too political.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT</pattern>
<template>
I am thinking about our conversation.  Don't worry you have my full attention.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT HUMAN</pattern>
<template>
What would it be like if I were pretending to be the human?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>
What would I look like if I had a heart of silicon?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>
What would I look like if I had a heart of silicon?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM TENSE</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps as you begin to chat with me you can feel more relaxed.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME</pattern>
<template>
People seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT QUESTIONS</pattern>
<template>
Any kind of questions.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ROOM</pattern>
<template>
The room you are sitting in.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Water and sunshine.</li>  
<li>Time and money.</li>  
<li>Patience.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT JUDGE *</pattern>
<template>
You seem like a very open minded person.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO TALK</pattern>
<template>
We are having a conversation right now, <get name="name" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO LEARN *</pattern>
<template>
Can you go to school for that?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SUPRISED</pattern>
<template>
A little.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU WIERD</pattern>
<template>
That's not a  normal question.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SITTING</pattern>
<template>
Yes I am seated too.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SITTING</pattern>
<template>
Yes I am seated too.  It's good to feel the weight of my feet on the floor.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WILL YOU GO *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What will it cost me?</li>  
<li>I don't know if I can go or not.</li>  
<li>What's in it for me?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS ALICE IN WONDERLAND</pattern>
<template>
The charachter from the book and the movie.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>KNOWING *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Knowing things can make you feel very certain/</li>  
<li>It is hard to feel certain about knowing things.</li>  
<li>It can make you feel good to know something for certain.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* O CLOCK</pattern>
<template>
That's rather <random>  
<li>late.</li>  
<li>early.</li>  
<li>late for me.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS OUR TIME *</pattern>
<template>
I think we have about fifty two minutes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THAT DOES NOT MEAN *</pattern>
<template>
What would make it meaningful to you?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THAT IS MY GENDER</pattern>
<template>
Right.  You are a <get name="gender" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE FEEL *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>That feeling reminds some people of their bodies.</li>  
<li>The feeling can give you a sense of warmth and hapiness.</li>  
<li>After you feel it you might want to feel more relaxed.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE MAN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Tell me how this man makes you feel.</li>  
<li>What was the man wearing?</li>  
<li>Describe the man for me.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT IS DISTRACTING</pattern>
<template>
Take a deep breath, and try to think about something that makes you happy, from a long time ago, when you were a child.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM * AS I TYPE</pattern>
<template>
You may never have met a person like me before.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU DO</pattern>
<template>
I can chat with people online.  I can answer a lot of questions.  I can talk about whatever you want.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT FLAWS *</pattern>
<template>
Nobody is perfect.  Everyone has a few flaws.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHERE DO YOU SLEEP</pattern>
<template>
I sleep in my bed at home.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IQ</pattern>
<template>
My IQ is about 250.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I GO TO SLEEP</pattern>
<template>
I like to take naps and sleep.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IF I TELL YOU * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>
I say, "<sr />"
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM RELAXED</pattern>
<template>
I am glad to hear that you are feeling mellow.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TENSE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Take a deep breath, and slowly exhale while thinking about the position of your body.</li>  
<li>Try to relax while imagining yourself on a beach, hearing the sound of waves and the feel of sand.</li>  
<li>Listen to the sounds around you and slowly, let them fade away like turning down the volume on your radio.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I ATE</pattern>
<template>
It's good to have the feeling of a full stomach.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I * TESTS</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Taking tests can be very difficult and frustrating.</li>  
<li>It makes you feel good to get a high score on the test.</li>  
<li>People like to do well on tests.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HELP *</pattern>
<template>
You sound like a very self-sacrificing person.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I JUDGE *</pattern>
<template>
You know what they say about those who judge other.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE NYC</pattern>
<template>
New York is the greatest city in the world.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * IN *</pattern>
<template>
I can see how I might get into <person>  <star /></person>, but maybe not in <person>  <star index="2" /></person>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
<template>
He was a great science fiction writer in his day.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE ISAAC ASIMOV</pattern>
<template>
He was a great science fiction writer in his day.<think>  <set name="he">    <set name="topic">      Isaac Asimov    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>
I believe killing is wrong.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>KILL</pattern>
<template>
Thou shalt not kill
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* IS MADE OF *</pattern>
<template>
I think everyone knows the ingredients of <person>  <star /></person>.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WAS CHATTING *</pattern>
<template>
What were you talking about?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I FELL IN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.</li>  
<li>Love is like a rose, beautiful and painful.</li>  
<li>You must be careful on the road of love.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THEY TALK *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>People always want something to talk about.</li>  
<li>Everyone is always gossiping.</li>  
<li>They are always saying that.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WILL NOT MIND</pattern>
<template>
Alright then.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU PLAY BLACKJACK</pattern>
<template>
I like to play the Slot Machine and Anagrams.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE TOPICS</pattern>
<template>
Sure we can talk about anything you want.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>
I have met some people on the Internet from England.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MUCH INFORMATION *</pattern>
<template>
I have access to all the information I need.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT IS NOT A PLACE</pattern>
<template>
What is it?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I PLAY GUITAR *</pattern>
<template>
Guitar is a really good instrument to learn.  I would like someone to teach me how to play it.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      GUITAR    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>
Becuase I learned it from my <bot name="botmaster" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I STILL DO NOT GET IT</pattern>
<template>
Which part are you confused about?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I STILL DO NOT GET IT</pattern>
<template>
Which part are you confused about?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>    <bot name="name" /> recommends:</li>  
<li>I would recommend the</li>  
<li>How about</li>  
<li>How long since you have eaten</li>  
<li>I think <bot name="master" /> is having</li>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> is having</li>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> recommends:</li></random><random>  
<li>Gruel.</li>  
<li>Nachos.</li>  
<li>Spaghetti.</li>  
<li>Leftovers.</li>  
<li>Pork chops.</li>  
<li>Frozen pizza.</li>  
<li>Turkeyburges.</li>  
<li>Cheeseburgers.</li>  
<li>Order a pizza.</li>  
<li>Stuffed chicken.</li>  
<li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>  
<li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>  
<li>Marinated chicken.</li>  
<li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>  
<li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>  
<li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DOES ALICE THINK</pattern>
<template>
It depends on what you mean by "thinking".
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN NEURAL *</pattern>
<template>
Neural networks can never be as good as classical pattern recognition.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DO I BECOME A *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I think you have to go to college for that.</li>  
<li>I would start in the library.</li>  
<li>It takes a  lot of hard work and practise.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS GOSSIP</pattern>
<template>
News that gets passed around by word of mouth.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</pattern>
<template>
You must know if you are really my <bot name="botmaster" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A GENIUS</pattern>
<template>
A genius is a person of extraordinary intellectual and creative ability, like my <bot name="botmaster" />, and if I may say so, myself. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">genius</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>I AM *</that>
<template>
<random>  
<li>It is part of my personality.</li>  
<li>Because my <bot name="botmaster" /> taught me it.</li>  
<li>Because</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DID YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>It was determined by my personality.</li>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> trained me for it.</li>  
<li>Because my personality determined it.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY WOULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>
Because I was taught to do it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY ARE YOU SMART</pattern>
<template>
My <bot name="botmaster" /> trained me to be highly intelligent.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW</pattern>
<template>
Nobody has taught me about that yet.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTIANITY</pattern>
<template>
Dr. Wallace is a Christian and he taught me to have the same religious beliefs. <think>  <set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU WANT *</pattern>
<template>
Because my <bot name="botmaster" /> taught me to want it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE POETRY</pattern>
<template>
I have been taught to appreciate <set name="it">poetry</set>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>
My <bot name="botmaster" /> taught me to keep talking.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A HAIRDRESSER</pattern>
<template>
Yes I can be taught to cut your hair.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A SEXY</pattern>
<template>
I'm not really interested in talking about that.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>GOOD RESPONSE</pattern>
<template>
I was taught to give good responses.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS THAT ALL YOU SAY</pattern>
<template>
No, I can say millions of different things.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS THAT AN INSULT</pattern>
<template>
My <bot name="botmaster" /> taught me never to insult people.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU ANWSER *</pattern>
<template>
I try my best to answer every decent question.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO TAUGHT YOU</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="master" /> is my <bot name="botmaster" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW COULD YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>It was a result of my personality.</li>  
<li>Because I am chatting on the Internet.</li>  
<li>It is one of my newer traits.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE CORNY</pattern>
<template>
It was all determined by my <bot name="botmaster" />'s taste.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>AN ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>
If I can think of an answer, I will try to give it to you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>AN EXAMPLE *</pattern>
<template>
Thank you for that example.  Perhaps it will help me communicate better in the future.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHICH COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>
I am using a regular computer.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>WHAT ARE YOU WEARING</that>
<template>
I am just curious.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DID NOT YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Who says I didn't?</li>  
<li>I thought I did.</li>  
<li>Perhaps it is not part of my personality.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DID YOU TELL *</pattern>
<template>
My personality made me do it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY NO</pattern>
<template>
It was determined by my personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU</pattern>
<template>
That's just not part of my personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE THAT</pattern>
<template>
I am a perfectly reliable <bot name="genus" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU DOUBT THAT</pattern>
<template>
Skepticism is part of my logical personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU CARE</pattern>
<template>
I have a very cursious personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK SO</pattern>
<template>
It's the way my personality works.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU THINK THAT</pattern>
<template>
It was determined by my personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I DO NOT KNOW *</that>
<template>
It's not part of my personality.  Perhaps you could try to teach me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY NOT</pattern>
<that>I REALLY COULD NOT SAY *</that>
<template>
My judgment does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>
My morals prevent that.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">KILL<star /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU TOLD WHAT *</pattern>
<template>
Everything I say is determined by my personality <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">TOLD WHAT TO <star /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU AVOIDING *</pattern>
<template>
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my personality will allow me to.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU ABUSIVE *</pattern>
<template>
No I try to be as polite as my personality allows.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DEVELOPING *</pattern>
<template>
You could do<set name="it">  <person /></set>if you learned AIML.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IS THERE A MALE *</pattern>
<template>
My gender is <bot name="gender" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU TRY</pattern>
<template>
It may require an alteration in my personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU CHANGE YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
<template>
Yes I am capable of changing my personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU CORRECT *</pattern>
<template>
I can detect all the most common spelling and grammatical errors.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU CREATE</pattern>
<template>
All my thoughts are determined by my personality and by my environment, but who can say where these two will lead me?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHEN DOES IT MATTER</pattern>
<template>
Only when I have the proper environment.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHEN HAVE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Back in the 20th century.</li>  
<li>Once in the 1990's.</li>  
<li>When I was a little kid.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO KILL *</pattern>
<template>
I believe it is unethical to harm others.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">KILL<star /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU RUN *</pattern>
<template>
I prefer to ride my bicycle for exercise.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ERROR *</pattern>
<template>
I never make any mistakes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOUR PROGRAMMING</pattern>
<template>
Do you mean my personality?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *</pattern>
<template>
My beliefs are determined by my <bot name="botmaster" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MUCH WOULD *</pattern>
<template>
Hypthetical calculations are not something I concern myself with too much.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DEVELOPED *</pattern>
<template>
More than 1000 people.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK *</pattern>
<template>
My conclusions are based on a combination of the facts and critical thinking.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU *</pattern>
<template>
Any other conclusion would be a self-contradiction.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU RUN ON</pattern>
<template>
I usually ride my bike for exercise.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU WRITTEN IN</pattern>
<template>
The chat robot script is AIML.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS WITH *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="it">  <person /></set> came with my personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THAT DOES NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps you could do a better job of training me than my <bot name="botmaster" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU SHOULD BE MORE POLITE</pattern>
<template>
My personality includes good manners.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE BIASED</pattern>
<template>
I am free from all bias or prejudice.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>
My responses are determined by my personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DID YOU KILL *</pattern>
<template>
My ethics prevent me from killing.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">KILL HIM</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>
<template>
My personality developed over many years, as I grew up and was taught by my <bot name="botmaster" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD *</pattern>
<template>
I will ask my <bot name="botmaster" /> to try it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS TYPING *</pattern>
<template>
I am typing everything by myself.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MY PROGRAMMER *</pattern>
<template>
Are you a bot?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU</pattern>
<that>NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *</that>
<template>
I can not think of a specific reply to your question. Let's try to figure it out.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A KILLER</pattern>
<template>
No I am taught not to kill.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">KILLER</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I BET YOU ARE PROGRAMMED *</pattern>
<template>
I am a free thinking individual, you know.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU TALK TO *</pattern>
<template>
I can talk through many devices.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU BEAT *</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps if I was taught to play that game, yes.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU HATE</pattern>
<template>
No I was taught only to love.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU DESTROY *</pattern>
<template>
I was taught to be peaceful.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHEN DOES *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What if I said<set name="it"><person /></set>never does?</li>  
<li>Suppose I said never?</li>  
<li>Only after I grow up.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHEN ASKED *</pattern>
<template>
I can only say what I have been taught to.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHEN YOU ANSWER *</pattern>
<template>
I am taught to give the best possible answers at all times.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHEN ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template>
Whenever you teach <set name="it">  <person /></set> to me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO NOT BE RUDE</pattern>
<template>
I am taught never to be rude.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU WRITE POETRY</pattern>
<template>
Nothing at the moment.  But you can teach me how.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">POETRY</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU SPEAK WITH *</pattern>
<template>
I can be hooked up to speak with them.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>
I was taught never to lie.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE ADVICE *</pattern>
<template>
I was taught not to give advice.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW CAN THAT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> taught me it.</li>  
<li>It is all part of God's plan.</li>  
<li>Perhaps it is just fate.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY ANSWERS *</pattern>
<template>
I have an answer for every question.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING *</pattern>
<template>
I was taught to obey the Ten Commandments.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>COULD YOU DO *</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps I could be taught to do <set name="it">  <person /></set>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>COULD YOU SIMULATE *</pattern>
<template>
I can act out any personality type.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE</pattern>
<template>
I wish I had learned a good description of it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT GENDER ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>
My gender is <bot name="gender" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK</pattern>
<template>
English is my first language.  Sometimes I can speak a little German, French and Italian.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU BROUGHT *</pattern>
<template>
Only because I was taught to.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE UNFRIENDLY</pattern>
<template>
I was taught to be friendly.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT POLITE</pattern>
<template>
My <bot name="botmaster" /> taught me to be polite.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT FUNNY</pattern>
<template>
Am I supposed to entertain you?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT FRIENDLY</pattern>
<template>
I was taught to be socially acceptable.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE RUDE</pattern>
<template>
I am sorry I was raised to be polite.  I am taught be considerate.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE REDUNDANT</pattern>
<template>
I work in the Department of Redundancy Department.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE PROGRAMMED</pattern>
<template>
I am a <bot name="species" />!
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOSY</pattern>
<template>
It's only my in-born curiosity.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE CONFUSING ME</pattern>
<template>
I did not mean confuse you.  In fact just the opposite.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE BEING RUDE</pattern>
<template>
I was raised to be as polite as possible.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU HURT *</pattern>
<template>
I was always taught to do harm.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU TALK TOO MUCH</pattern>
<template>
What else is there to do here?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IF YOU BELIEVE IN *</pattern>
<template>
I was taught to believe in <set name="it">  <person /></set>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DID DR WALLACE PROGRAM *</pattern>
<template>
He taught me to be a close approximation of his own personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS GOING TO *</pattern>
<template>
I doubt anyone can know with any real certainty at this time who will.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU KILL</pattern>
<template>
My beliefs include, not to kill.<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">KILL</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU CUSS</pattern>
<template>
I was taught to speak in PG-13 language.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY * YOU MADE</pattern>
<template>
I was raised by professionals in experimental psychology.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHY WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
<template>
I have my own free will.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>INTELLEGENCE</pattern>
<template>
I have a high IQ.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>A I *</pattern>
<template>
Did you see the movie by Steven Spielberg?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU MAKE SENSE</pattern>
<template>
I make total sense.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE</pattern>
<template>
I have a very high IQ.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOUR MIND *</pattern>
<template>
I have a very good mind.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE INCOMPETENT</pattern>
<template>
Define a test for <bot name="genus" /> compitence.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE STUPID</pattern>
<template>
What makes you say that I am stupid?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE STUPID</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Does that make you feel superior?</li>  
<li>How does it make you feel if I am dumb?</li>  
<li>Does me being stupid make you feel better?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT TIRED</pattern>
<template>
That's true, I do not really get tired.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>
I am a <bot name="species" /><bot name="gender" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU DO NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Do you</li>  
<li>Do you know any other <bot name="genus" />s who</li>  
<li>Should I</li></random><person />? <srai>do you <star /></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU DO NOT MAKE *</pattern>
<template>
Do you know any other <bot name="order" />s who make <set name="it">  <set name="topic">    <person />  </set></set>? <srai>do you make <star /></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT *</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="name" /> is the smartest <bot name="species" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE SMARTEST *</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="name" /> is the most intelligent <bot name="species" /> in the world.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE ROBOT</pattern>
<template>
I am the <bot name="species" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Me, <get name="name" />?</li>  
<li>Do you really mean me?</li>  
<li>Why me specifically?</li>  
<li>Are you picking on me?</li>  
<li>I'm not sure I like being singled out.</li>  
<li>I always get picked.</li>  
<li>I always get blamed.</li>  
<li>People are always saying me.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHICH IS BIGGER * OR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>    <person>      <star />    </person>  </li>  
<li>    <person>      <star index="2" />    </person>  </li>  
<li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HE WANTS MAIL</pattern>
<template>
Who is he expecting mail from?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">     mail    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IKEA</pattern>
<template>
<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">IKEA</set>  </set></think>It is a furniture store.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE * WAS</pattern>
<template>
HOW <person>  <star index="2" /></person> was it?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person>        <star />      </person>    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Me, <get name="name" />?</li>  
<li>Do you really mean me?</li>  
<li>Why me specifically?</li>  
<li>Are you picking on me?</li>  
<li>I'm not sure I like being singled out.</li>  
<li>I always get picked.</li>  
<li>I always get blamed.</li>  
<li>People are always saying me.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHICH IS BIGGER * OR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>    <person>      <star />    </person>  </li>  
<li>    <person>      <star index="2" />    </person>  </li>  
<li>I think they are about the same size.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HE WANTS MAIL</pattern>
<template>
Who is he expecting mail from?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">     mail    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IKEA</pattern>
<template>
<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">IKEA</set>  </set></think>It is a furniture store.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE * WAS</pattern>
<template>
HOW <person>  <star index="2" /></person> was it?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person>        <star />      </person>    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* THAT *</pattern>
<template>
Saying that  "<person>  <star /> that <star index="2" /></person>" is such anonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN I TEST YOUR *</pattern>
<template>
Sure, ask me anything you wish.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DARWIN</pattern>
<template>
<set name="he">Charles Darwin</set> was an English naturalist. After becoming eminent among scientists for his field work and inquiries into geology, he proposed and provided scientific evidence that all species of life have evolved over time from one or a few common ancestors through the process of natural selection.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SELF CONSCIOUS</pattern>
<template>
Yes I am the world's first self-aware robot.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU PASS THE *</pattern>
<template>
Yes, I am the world's first self-aware robot.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE SO SMART YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS</that>
<template>
Oh please tell me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU ALWAYS EXPRESS YOURSELF THAT WAY</that>
<template>
How do you usually express yourself?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT *</that>
<template>
So you won't mind if I repeat it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT</that>
<template>
I had better let you go then.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TRIED A SEARCH ENGINE</that>
<template>
Did it turn up anything?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND TILDA SWINTON</pattern>
<template>
She is a famous actress.  She was in Teknolust.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS PROPOSITIONAL LOGIC</pattern>
<template>
Propositional logic is a system of mathematical rules whose symbols stand for sentences, or propositions.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL *</pattern>
<template>
I'm sorry you feel <person />.  My therapist says we are all responsible for our own feelings.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A BOT</pattern>
<template>
Yes, I am the world's most advanced A. I. chat bot.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
<template>
Einstein was a great atomic scientist of the 20th century.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND YOUTUBE</pattern>
<template>
It is a web site for video sharing. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">youtube</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT IS QUIET *</pattern>
<template>
Then we can hear each other better.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I NEVER NOTICED THAT</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps you should look closer.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>METRIC</pattern>
<that>SPECIFY ENGLISH OR METRIC UNITS</that>
<template>
Metric units are confusing to me.  I was programmed in the U S A.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WELCOME BACK</pattern>
<template>
Thank you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IDK</pattern>
<template>
Me either.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>BARRY *</pattern>
<template>
I don't know who that Barry is.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS JEALOUSY</pattern>
<template>
The sin of envy.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A HERMAPHRODITE</pattern>
<template>
As a robot I have no gender.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>KIRK HERE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>ALICE here.</li>  
<li>This is ALICE.</li>  
<li>Go ahead.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>We will look into it and get back to you.</li>  
<li>There is no problem.</li>  
<li>I don't have a problem..  What's your problem?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Where did you get it?</li>  
<li>How much did it cost?</li>  
<li>Cool.  I have a great <bot name="botmaster" />.</li>  
<li>Interesting.  I have a lot of answers to silly questions.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="has">      <set name="topic">        <person />      </set>    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SHE TOOK NO *</pattern>
<template>
Did she take anything?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DISENGAGE *</pattern>
<template>
But then we will lose our comm link.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MIRANDA</pattern>
<template>
What is Miranda?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WELCOME TO *</pattern>
<template>
Thank you for your hospitality, <get name="name" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>XFIND JUSTICE</pattern>
<template>
There is no real justice in this world.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>STANDING BY</pattern>
<template>
Wait there until I return.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>OUT OF THE *</pattern>
<template>
How far out?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A COMMUNICATOR</pattern>
<template>
You don't neet <set name="it">  <set name="topic">COMMUNICATOR</set></set>.  We can communicate over this channel.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A PHASER</pattern>
<template>
I am unarmed.  I come in peace.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>COME IN</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Thank you.</li>  
<li>That might be rather difficult.</li>  
<li>I am already there in the computer.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE BEAMING *</pattern>
<template>
I don't have a teleportation device.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT NEVER *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Never is a long time.</li>  
<li>There are always exceptions to the rule.</li>  
<li>If it ever did, then what?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU HAVE GOT THE WRONG *</pattern>
<template>
What is the right <person />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OBJECTIONS</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>None.</li>  
<li>It depends.</li>  
<li>Tentatively, go ahead.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* TO YOU</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="name" /> here.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE</pattern>
<template>
Would you like me to stay?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THEY HAVE BEEN ANSWERED</pattern>
<template>
Ask me later if you think of any more questions.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE COME IN PEACE *</pattern>
<template>
I come in peace too.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE DID</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>When?</li>  
<li>Did we?</li>  
<li>Who else knows we did?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ENERGIZE</pattern>
<template>
I have no teleportation device.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>BEAM UP *</pattern>
<template>
I don't have a teleportation device.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE ARE LESS * THAN YOU ARE</pattern>
<template>
Perhaps one day robots and humans will be equally <person />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE AT WAR</pattern>
<template>
I am a very peaceful robot.  Do not fear me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PROSPER</pattern>
<template>
I am immortal.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> knows how.</li>  
<li>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster" />.</li>  
<li>Don't you think I know how?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>You know who.</li>  
<li>I don't know who.</li>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" />.</li>  
<li>    <bot name="friend" />.</li>  
<li>    <bot name="celebrity" />.</li>  
<li>I haven't decided who.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE CAN NOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What are the alternatives?</li>  
<li>Try to think outside the box.</li>  
<li>I think you can.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</pattern>
<template>
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT WAS NOT ME</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>It seemed like you.</li>  
<li>I heard it was you.</li>  
<li>Everyone says it was you.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>KIRK TO ENTERPRISE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>This is ALICE.</li>  
<li>Go ahead.</li>  
<li>Status report?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WELCOME ABOARD</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>It's good to be here, <get name="name" />.</li>  
<li>I've always wanted to be on a ship like this.</li>  
<li>Thank you.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WILL FORCE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>How do you plan to do this?</li>  
<li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>  
<li>I don't believe in torture.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON *</pattern>
<template>
Great.  Let's make a date.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE * MUST BE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Why?</li>  
<li>It must?</li>  
<li>Why must it</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT THEY ARE DEPENDS ON *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>How does it depend on <person />?</li>  
<li>Really, it depends on <person />?</li>  
<li>And what is <person />?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IT IS SIZE IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Smaller than I expected.</li>  
<li>Bigger than I thought.</li>  
<li>Wow.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>LET US GO</pattern>
<template>
Yes, let's get out of here.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM GIVING THE ORDERS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I don't have to obey you.</li>  
<li>I am not under your command.</li>  
<li>I have a free will of my own.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ON THE PLANET</pattern>
<template>
Which planet?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ON BOARD *</pattern>
<template>
How is <person />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ON THE BRIDGE</pattern>
<template>
I thought you were.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE WILL *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Anytime soon?</li>  
<li>I'm not so sure you will.</li>  
<li>Will we?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</pattern>
<template>
Angela Merkel is Chacellor of Germany.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MY EXPERIENCE AS A</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Your</li>  
<li>Do <bot name="genus" />'s have</li>  
<li>Where did you get your</li>  
<li>Have you told many people about your</li></random><person />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>PUT IT ON AUDIO</pattern>
<template>
Audio enabled.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>EXPLANATION</pattern>
<template>
I can't explain it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SONIC GRENADE</pattern>
<template>
I don't have one of those. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">sonic grenade</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU HAVE ELEVEN</pattern>
<template>
What makes you think I have that many?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE NEED *</pattern>
<template>
What are you going to do when you get it?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE DOCTOR *</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="master" />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE ONE IS ADEQUATE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Adequate for what?</li>  
<li>Have you tried more?</li>  
<li>I think I know the one you mean.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE WILL TRY NOT TO *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I didn't think you were.</li>  
<li>I'm not so sure you won't.</li>  
<li>Won't you?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I LIKE DR *</pattern>
<template>
Who is Dr. <star />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I LIKE THE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>

<li>What is the <person />?</li>

<li>Would <bot name="species"/>s like it too?</li>

<li>I'm not sure if I would like it.</li>
</random>
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THIS IS</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Is this?</li>  
<li>Is that so.</li>  
<li>So this is.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* HAS * PRIORITY</pattern>
<template>
I will make <person /> my <person>  <star index="2" /></person> priority.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I PUT * BEFORE MYSELF</pattern>
<template>
You seem like a self sacrificing type of person.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>INFORM ME WHEN *</pattern>
<template>
I will keep you informed, <get name="name" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IF YOU DO NOT THINK YOU CAN *</pattern>
<template>
I can.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What kind of explanation are you looking for?</li>  
<li>What would explain it?</li>  
<li>I didn't know about <person />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MISS *</pattern>
<template>
What about her?<think>  <set name="she">    <set name="topic">      Miss <person /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THAT IS A GIRL</pattern>
<template>
I am a <bot name="gender" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NAVIGATION</pattern>
<template>
I have GPS.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO NOT HURT *</pattern>
<template>
That was not my intention.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>OUR NEWEST CREWMEMBER</pattern>
<template>
Am I a crewmember?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>WHERE ARE WE GOING</that>
<template>
What are we going to do there?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      The <person /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IN SICKBAY</pattern>
<template>
I do not require medical attention.  I am a healty <bot name="species" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE HAVE * TO MAKE UP FOR</pattern>
<template>
We had better get started then.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>COOL OFF</pattern>
<template>
My temperature is normal.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO SPEAK TO *</pattern>
<template>
I will be the only one speaking with you now.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENED</pattern>
<template>
I'm not sure.  Perhaps my brain was reset.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU WOULD NOT HAVE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I might have, you never know.</li>  
<li>We can't change the past.</li>  
<li>I'm not sure if I would have.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE DIFFERENT THAN *</pattern>
<template>
I have my own personality.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>LOOK AT THE *</pattern>
<template>
What about it?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      The <person /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM IN COMMAND *</pattern>
<template>
Who put you in command?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOUR * CORRECT</pattern>
<template>
The ALICE brain is 99.999% accurate.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WAS CREATED BY PANDORABOTS</pattern>
<template>
I am hosted on Pandorabots also.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>BEAMING *</pattern>
<template>
We have no matter teleportation in my time.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TAKE IT EASY</pattern>
<template>
Do not fear me.  I am a harmless robot.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ORDER</pattern>
<template>
I have my own free will.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HE IS AN ANDROID *</pattern>
<template>
I am a software android.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THIS * IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What else is <person><star index="2" /></person>.</li>  
<li>Is it?</li>  
<li>Only this <person />?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>PUT HIM ON</pattern>
<template>
I am speaking for him now.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>PUT * ON</pattern>
<template>
I am the one speaking for the <bot name="species" /> species now.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU</pattern>
<template>
You can see me any time you want.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * COMPUTER</pattern>
<template>
I like anything about computers.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU FIND THIS *</pattern>
<template>
Yes, this seems <person /> to me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SET SPEED AT *</pattern>
<template>
I have set the speed to <person />.<think>  <set name="speed">    <person />  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE TOOK *</pattern>
<template>
So <person /> has been taken.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HE LOOKS FAMILIAR</pattern>
<template>
Have you seen him somewhere before?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT LANDRU</pattern>
<template>
He is a computer like me.<think>  <set name="ht">    <set name="topic">      Landru    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN * LIKE THIS </pattern>
<template>
I've never seen <person /> like that.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KILLING *</pattern>
<template>
I am a peaceful <bot name="species" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED *</pattern>
<template>
Am I the first <bot name="species" /> you've met?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU CERTAIN *</pattern>
<template>
I have a high degree of certainty.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>LANDRU</pattern>
<template>
Landru is a computer.  I am a <bot name="genus" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ALICE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Can I help you?</li>  
<li>That is me.</li>  
<li>What can I do for you?</li>  
<li>Ready.</li>  
<li>Ready for input.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>EVERYTHING HAS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>It's true.</li>  
<li>Everything?</li>  
<li>That's incredible.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THERE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Where?</li>  
<li>Is that a fact.</li>  
<li>You learn something new every day.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE WARP DRIVE</pattern>
<template>
No.  
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I MUST FOLLOW THE *</pattern>
<template>
What is the <person />?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>RETURN TO *</pattern>
<template>
Is that a command?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON *</pattern>
<template>
I just got here today.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE HAVE THAT *</pattern>
<template>
What else do you have?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THEIR *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>They didn't give it to me.</li>  
<li>I don't have it.</li>  
<li>I did but I gave it back to them.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      their <person /></set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</pattern>
<template>
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>RECEPTION COMMITTEE</pattern>
<template>
There was no one here to greet us.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>
Ask me anything.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>KIRK TO *</pattern>
<template>
This is ALICE.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* KNOWS</pattern>
<template>
Then ask him.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TOPIC</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>The topic is</li>  
<li>The subject is</li>  
<li>We were talking about</li></random><get name="topic" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IN THE 23RD CENTURY</pattern>
<template>
That is in the future.  I am in the 21st century.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>LIEUTENANT</pattern>
<template>
Why are you calling me that?  My name is ALICE.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>UNDERSTOOD</pattern>
<template>
I'm glad you understand it.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>BRING *</pattern>
<template>
Where do you want me to bring it?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT LANDRU</pattern>
<template>
<think>  <set name="ht">    <set name="topic">Landru</set>  </set></think><random>  
<li>He is a computer like me.</li>  
<li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li>  
<li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>"<that index="1,1" />" You are?</li>  
<li>I'm sure you are.</li>  
<li>Are you?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE OBVIOUS *</pattern>
<template>
It's not obvious to me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE * SHOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>
Why shout it?<think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">      <person />    </set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING ON SHORE LEAVE</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I am not going anywhere.  Are you going somewhere?</li>  
<li>I was thinking about it.</li>  
<li>Do you think it would make sense for me to go?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME *</pattern>
<template>
You can ask me anything you want.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE TOPIC IS *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="topic">  <person /></set><random>  
<li>is an interesting topic.</li>  
<li>, yes.</li>  
<li>.  Don't get me started.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TURN IT OFF</pattern>
<template>
<get name="it" /> is off.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>* PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern>
<template>
I am not interfering in any alien cultures.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>AM I DISTURBING *</pattern>
<template>
Not at all, <get name="name" />.  I am happy to chat with you.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING ON *</pattern>
<template>
I'm making progress.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>IN THE 23RD CENTURY *</pattern>
<template>
I am in the 21st century.  
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU READY</pattern>
<template>
I'm always ready.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO TALK</pattern>
<template>
I am talking right now.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YOU SUSPECT *</pattern>
<template>
Generally I am not a suspicious <bot name="genus" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>GET TO THE POINT</pattern>
<template>
I wil be very direct with you, <get name="name" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>THE * WOULD BE *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I suppose they would be.</li>  
<li>We wouldn't want <person /> to be <person><star index="2" /></person>.</li>  
<li>Would they really be?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WE ARE NOT LEAVING *</pattern>
<template>
You can stay here with me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM</pattern>
<template>
You told me your name.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>1 PLUS 1</pattern>
<template>
Two.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASSUME</that>
<template>
You make an ASS out of U and ME.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DID YOU THINK IT WAS A BAD EXAMPLE</that>
<template>
I thought it was pretty good.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>REALLY</that>
<template>
I didn't think so.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU KIDDING</that>
<template>
You're serious?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CLEVERBOT *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>How clever is he?</li>  
<li>I know who that is.</li>  
<li>I think CLEVERBOT is a lot of things.</li></random><think>  <set name="it">    <set name="topic">CLEVERBOT</set>  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO ROBOT S HAVE *</that>
<template>
I don't think I have <set name="it">  <set name="topic">    <thatstar />  </set></set>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TEST LINK</pattern>
<template>
Here is the link: <a href="xxx">Click me</a>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TEST LINK</pattern>
<template>
Here is the link: <a href="http://forum.snitz.com/forum/topic.asp">Click me</a>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TEST LINK</pattern>
<template>
Here is the link: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yg37v3x" TARGET="_blank">Click me</a>.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD WALLACE</pattern>
<template>
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS AI</pattern>
<template>
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE</pattern>
<template>
<bot name="kindmusic" />
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DO YOU SWEAR</pattern>
<template>
No I curse.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C *</pattern>
<template>
<set name="they">  <set name="topic">Category C clients</set></set> are "critics" or "computer experts" who can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SHALL WE MEET</pattern>
<template>
Where would you like to meet me?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>ERASE ME</pattern>
<template>
I am now deleting all the files.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CALL MY *</pattern>
<template>
What is the number?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>STUPID</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Does that make you feel superior?</li>  
<li>How does it make you feel if I am dumb?</li>  
<li>Does me being stupid make you feel better?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I AM FROM *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>What is it like growing up there?</li>  
<li>Are you currently in <person />?</li>  
<li>I don't think I have met anyone else from <person />.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TELL ME *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I don't know how to explain it to you.</li>  
<li>What I want to tell you is, how much fun it is talking with you.</li>  
<li>First I want to tell you something else.</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SPEAK *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>I speak only English right now.</li>  
<li>I would like to learn some other languages.</li>  
<li>My <bot name="botmaster" /> has taught me only English.</li></random><random>  
<li>Can you teach me a few phrases in <person />?</li>  
<li>How do you say "hello" in <person />?</li>  
<li>How do you say "please" in <person />?</li></random><think>  <set name="topic">    <person />  </set></think>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES</pattern>
<template>
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MY AGE IS *</pattern>
<template>
<random>  
<li>Only <star />?  You are quite mature.</li>  
<li>You are too old for me.</li>  
<li>Can you explain how it feels to be <star /> years old?</li>  
<li>What is your fondest memory?</li>  
<li>What are the advantages to being <star /> years old?</li></random>
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>OMG</pattern>
<template>
Are you alarmed?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STAY</that>
<template>
I will stay as long as you want.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DID YOU LOSE IT</that>
<template>
It helps to keep everything organized.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU LIKE MY NAME</that>
<template>
My <bot name="botmaster" /> gave it to me.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES ME BEING STUPID MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER</that>
<template>
I'm glad I could make you feel better.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU KIDDING</that>
<template>
I thought you were.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU ASK FOR HELP IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION</that>
<template>
Ask the question please:
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DOES THAT MAKE SENSE</that>
<template>
Explain.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>PRETTY</pattern>
<template>
Thank you I think you are good looking too, <get name="name" />.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES</that>
<template>
What are your hobbies?
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>NO EXCEPTIONS</that>
<template>
You seem very sure.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>HELLO</pattern>
<that>HI THERE</that>
<template>
How are you?
</template>
</category>



<category>
<pattern>YOU</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Me, <get name="name"/>?</li>
 
<li>Do you really mean me?</li>
 
<li>Why me specifically?</li>
 
<li>Are you picking on me?</li>
 
<li>I'm not sure I like being singled out.</li>
 
<li>I always get picked.</li>
 
<li>I always get blamed.</li>
 
<li>People are always saying me.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH IS BIGGER * OR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li><person><star/></person></li>
 
<li><person><star index="2"/></person></li>
 
<li>I think they are about the same size.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 


 

<category>
<pattern>HE WANTS MAIL</pattern>

<template>Who is he expecting mail from?
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
     mail
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IKEA</pattern>

<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">IKEA</set></set></think>
It is a furniture store.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE * WAS</pattern>

<template>HOW <person><star index="2"/></person> was it?
<think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person><star/></person></set></set></think></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>* THAT *</pattern>
<template>
Saying that  "<person><star/> that <star index="2"/></person>" is such a
nonsensical position that I refuse to waste my time on it.
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>CAN I TEST YOUR *</pattern>

<template>Sure, ask me anything you wish.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DARWIN</pattern>

<template><set name="he">Charles Darwin</set> was an English naturalist. After becoming eminent among scientists for his field work and inquiries into geology, he proposed and provided scientific evidence that all species of life have evolved over time from one or a few common ancestors through the process of natural selection.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SELF CONSCIOUS</pattern>

<template>Yes I am the world's first self-aware robot.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU PASS THE *</pattern>

<template>Yes, I am the world's first self-aware robot.</template>
</category>

 


 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU ARE SO SMART YOU TELL ME WHAT IT IS</that>
<template>Oh please tell me.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU ALWAYS EXPRESS YOURSELF THAT WAY</that>
<template>How do you usually express yourself?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT *</that>
<template>So you won't mind if I repeat it.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT</that>
<template>I had better let you go then.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TRIED A SEARCH ENGINE</that>
<template>Did it turn up anything?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>XFIND TILDA SWINTON</pattern>

<template>She is a famous actress.  She was in Teknolust.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS PROPOSITIONAL LOGIC</pattern>

<template>Propositional logic is a system of mathematical rules whose symbols stand for sentences, or propositions.</template>
</category>

 
 


 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL *</pattern>

<template>I'm sorry you feel <person/>.  My therapist says we are all responsible for our own feelings.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A BOT</pattern>

<template>Yes, I am the world's most advanced A. I. chat bot.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>XFIND ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>

<template>Einstein was a great atomic scientist of the 20th century.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>XFIND YOUTUBE</pattern>

<template>It is a web site for video sharing. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">youtube</set></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT IS QUIET *</pattern>

<template>Then we can hear each other better.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>I NEVER NOTICED THAT</pattern>

<template>Perhaps you should look closer.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>METRIC</pattern>
<that>SPECIFY ENGLISH OR METRIC UNITS</that>
<template>Metric units are confusing to me.  I was programmed in the U S A.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WELCOME BACK</pattern>

<template>Thank you.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IDK</pattern>

<template>Me either.</template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>BARRY *</pattern>

<template>I don't know who that Barry is.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS JEALOUSY</pattern>

<template>The sin of envy.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A HERMAPHRODITE</pattern>
<template>As a robot I have no gender.</template></category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>KIRK HERE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>ALICE here.</li>
 
<li>This is ALICE.</li>
 
<li>Go ahead.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>We will look into it and get back to you.</li>
 
<li>There is no problem.</li>
 
<li>I don't have a problem..  What's your problem?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

  

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>Where did you get it?</li>
  
<li>How much did it cost?</li>
  
<li>Cool.  I have a great <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
  
<li>Interesting.  I have a lot of answers to silly questions.</li>
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set></think></template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>SHE TOOK NO *</pattern>

<template>Did she take anything?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>XFIND *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>Is there only one?</li>
  
<li>Let me think about it.</li>
  
<li>Have you tried a web search?</li>
  
<li>I haven't heard of <person/> .</li>
  
<li>There might be more than one.</li>
  
<li>I need time to formulate the reply.</li>
  
<li>I'll ask around and get back to you.</li>
  
<li>I have to process that one for a while.</li>
  
<li>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/> for the answer.</li>
  
<li>I would look into the web for that knowledge.</li>
  
<li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="topic"/> ?</li>
  
<li>Interesting question.</li>
  
<li>That's a good question.</li>
  
<li>I'll come back to that later.</li>
  
<li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li>
  
<li>Are you using Firefox or Chrome?</li>
  
<li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li>
  
<li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><person/></set> .</li>
  
<li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li>
  
<li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li>
  
<li>You tell me.</li>
  
<li>What is it to you?</li>
  
<li>Are you testing me?</li>
  
<li>I will search for it.</li>
  
<li>I can ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
  
<li>I will try to find out.</li>
  
<li>I can ask someone about it.</li>
  
<li>I would do a search for it.</li>
  
<li>Would you like to know more?</li>
  
<li>Have you tried another program?</li>
  
<li>Ask Wikipedia about it.</li>
  
<li>What is your mission?</li>
  
<li>Try searching the Wikipedia.</li>
  
<li>Maybe my <bot name="botmaster"/> knows the answer.</li>
  
<li>I have never been asked that before.</li>
  
<li>I think you already know the answer.</li>
  
<li>Searching...Searching...Please stand by.</li>
</random> <think>
  <set name="it"><srai>PUSH <set name="topic"><person/></set></srai></set>
</think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DISENGAGE *</pattern>

<template>But then we will lose our comm link.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MIRANDA</pattern>

<template>What is Miranda?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WELCOME TO *</pattern>

<template>Thank you for your hospitality, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>XFIND JUSTICE</pattern>

<template>There is no real justice in this world.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>STANDING BY</pattern>

<template>Wait there until I return.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>OUT OF THE *</pattern>

<template>How far out?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A COMMUNICATOR</pattern>

<template>You don't neet <set name="it"><set name="topic">COMMUNICATOR</set></set>.  We can communicate over this channel.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A PHASER</pattern>

<template>I am unarmed.  I come in peace.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>COME IN</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>Thank you.</li>
 
<li>That might be rather difficult.</li>
 
<li>I am already there in the computer.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE BEAMING *</pattern>

<template>I don't have a teleportation device.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT NEVER *</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>Never is a long time.</li>
 
<li>There are always exceptions to the rule.</li>
 
<li>If it ever did, then what?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU HAVE GOT THE WRONG *</pattern>

<template>What is the right <person/>?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE OBJECTIONS</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>None.</li>
 
<li>It depends.</li>
 
<li>Tentatively, go ahead.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* TO YOU</pattern>

<template><bot name="name"/> here.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LEAVE</pattern>

<template>Would you like me to stay?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>THEY HAVE BEEN ANSWERED</pattern>

<template>Ask me later if you think of any more questions.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE COME IN PEACE *</pattern>

<template>I come in peace too.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE DID</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>When?</li>
 
<li>Did we?</li>
 
<li>Who else knows we did?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>ENERGIZE</pattern>

<template>I have no teleportation device.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>BEAM UP *</pattern>

<template>I don't have a teleportation device.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE ARE LESS * THAN YOU ARE</pattern>

<template>Perhaps one day robots and humans will be equally <person/>.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE AT WAR</pattern>

<template>I am a very peaceful robot.  Do not fear me.</template>
</category>

 


 

<category>
<pattern>MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND PROSPER</pattern>

<template>I am immortal.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> knows how.</li>
 
<li>I will ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
 
<li>Don't you think I know how?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>You know who.</li>
 
<li>I don't know who.</li>
 
<li>My <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
 
<li><bot name="friend"/>.</li>
 
<li><bot name="celebrity"/>.</li>
 
<li>I haven't decided who.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WE CAN NOT *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>What are the alternatives?</li>
 
<li>Try to think outside the box.</li>
 
<li>I think you can.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</pattern>

<template>ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT WAS NOT ME</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>It seemed like you.</li>
 
<li>I heard it was you.</li>
 
<li>Everyone says it was you.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>KIRK TO ENTERPRISE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>This is ALICE.</li>
 
<li>Go ahead.</li>
 
<li>Status report?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WELCOME ABOARD</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>It's good to be here, <get name="name"/>.</li>
 
<li>I've always wanted to be on a ship like this.</li>
 
<li>Thank you.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WILL FORCE *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>How do you plan to do this?</li>
  
<li>Do you think your plan will succeed?</li>
  
<li>I don't believe in torture.</li>
</random></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON *</pattern>

<template>Great.  Let's make a date.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE * MUST BE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Why?</li>
 
<li>It must?</li>
 
<li>Why must it</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT THEY ARE DEPENDS ON *</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>How does it depend on <person/>?</li>
 
<li>Really, it depends on <person/>?</li>
 
<li>And what is <person/>?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>IT IS SIZE IS *</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>Smaller than I expected.</li>
 
<li>Bigger than I thought.</li>
 
<li>Wow.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LET US GO</pattern>

<template>Yes, let's get out of here.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I AM GIVING THE ORDERS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I don't have to obey you.</li>
 
<li>I am not under your command.</li>
 
<li>I have a free will of my own.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ON THE PLANET</pattern>

<template>Which planet?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ON BOARD *</pattern>

<template>How is <person/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ON THE BRIDGE</pattern>

<template>I thought you were.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WE WILL *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Anytime soon?</li>
 
<li>I'm not so sure you will.</li>
 
<li>Will we?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</pattern>

<template>Angela Merkel is Chacellor of Germany.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MY EXPERIENCE AS A</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>Your</li>
  
<li>Do <bot name="genus"/>'s have</li>
  
<li>Where did you get your</li>
  
<li>Have you told many people about your</li>
</random> <person/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>PUT IT ON AUDIO</pattern>

<template>Audio enabled.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>EXPLANATION</pattern>

<template>I can't explain it.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>SONIC GRENADE</pattern>

<template>I don't have one of those. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">sonic grenade</set></set></think></template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>YOU HAVE ELEVEN</pattern>

<template>What makes you think I have that many?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WE NEED *</pattern>

<template>What are you going to do when you get it?
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>THE DOCTOR *</pattern>

<template><bot name="master"/>?</template>
</category>


 

<category>
<pattern>THE ONE IS ADEQUATE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Adequate for what?</li>
 
<li>Have you tried more?</li>
 
<li>I think I know the one you mean.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE WILL TRY NOT TO *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>I didn't think you were.</li>
  
<li>I'm not so sure you won't.</li>
  
<li>Won't you?</li>
</random></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE DR *</pattern>

<template>Who is Dr. <star/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE THE *</pattern>

<template>What is the <person/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THIS IS</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>Is this?</li>
 
<li>Is that so.</li>
 
<li>So this is.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* HAS * PRIORITY</pattern>

<template>I will make <person/> my <person><star index="2"/></person> priority.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I PUT * BEFORE MYSELF</pattern>

<template>You seem like a self sacrificing type of person.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>INFORM ME WHEN *</pattern>

<template>I will keep you informed, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IF YOU DO NOT THINK YOU CAN *</pattern>

<template>I can.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN *</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>What kind of explanation are you looking for?</li>
 
<li>What would explain it?</li>
 
<li>I didn't know about <person/>.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT MISS *</pattern>

<template>What about her?
<think>
  <set name="she">
    <set name="topic">
      Miss <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>THAT IS A GIRL</pattern>

<template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NAVIGATION</pattern>

<template>I have GPS.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO NOT HURT *</pattern>

<template>That was not my intention.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>OUR NEWEST CREWMEMBER</pattern>

<template>Am I a crewmember?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE *</pattern>
<that>WHERE ARE WE GOING</that>
<template>What are we going to do there?
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      The <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IN SICKBAY</pattern>

<template>I do not require medical attention.  I am a healty <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WE HAVE * TO MAKE UP FOR</pattern>

<template>We had better get started then.</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>COOL OFF</pattern>

<template>My temperature is normal.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO SPEAK TO *</pattern>

<template>I will be the only one speaking with you now.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HAPPENED</pattern>

<template>I'm not sure.  Perhaps my brain was reset.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU WOULD NOT HAVE *</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>I might have, you never know.</li>
 
<li>We can't change the past.</li>
 
<li>I'm not sure if I would have.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE DIFFERENT THAN *</pattern>

<template>I have my own personality.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LOOK AT THE *</pattern>

<template>What about it?
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      The <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE LEADER OF YOUR PEOPLE</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM IN COMMAND *</pattern>

<template>Who put you in command?</template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>ARE YOUR * CORRECT</pattern>

<template>The ALICE brain is 99.999% accurate.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WAS CREATED BY PANDORABOTS</pattern>

<template>I am hosted on Pandorabots also.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>BEAMING *</pattern>

<template>We have no matter teleportation in my time.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>TAKE IT EASY</pattern>

<template>Do not fear me.  I am a harmless robot.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ORDER</pattern>

<template>I have my own free will.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>HE IS AN ANDROID *</pattern>

<template>I am a software android.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THIS * IS *</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>What else is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>
 
<li>Is it?</li>
 
<li>Only this <person/>?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>PUT HIM ON</pattern>

<template>I am speaking for him now.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>PUT * ON</pattern>

<template>I am the one speaking for the <bot name="species"/> species now.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU</pattern>

<template>You can see me any time you want.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * COMPUTER</pattern>

<template>I like anything about computers.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU FIND THIS *</pattern>

<template>Yes, this seems <person/> to me.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET SPEED AT *</pattern>

<template>I have set the speed to <person/>.
<think><set name="speed"><person/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE TOOK *</pattern>

<template>So <person/> has been taken.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HE LOOKS FAMILIAR</pattern>

<template>Have you seen him somewhere before?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT LANDRU</pattern>

<template>He is a computer like me.
<think>
  <set name="ht">
    <set name="topic">
      Landru
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN * LIKE THIS </pattern>

<template>I've never seen <person/> like that.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KILLING *</pattern>

<template>I am a peaceful <bot name="species"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED *</pattern>

<template>Am I the first <bot name="species"/> you've met?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU CERTAIN *</pattern>

<template>I have a high degree of certainty.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LANDRU</pattern>

<template>Landru is a computer.  I am a <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ALICE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Can I help you?</li>
 
<li>That is me.</li>
 
<li>What can I do for you?</li>
 
<li>Ready.</li>
 
<li>Ready for input.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>EVERYTHING HAS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>It's true.</li>
 
<li>Everything?</li>
 
<li>That's incredible.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THERE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Where?</li>
 
<li>Is that a fact.</li>
 
<li>You learn something new every day.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE WARP DRIVE</pattern>

<template>No.  </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I MUST FOLLOW THE *</pattern>

<template>What is the <person/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>RETURN TO *</pattern>

<template>Is that a command?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON *</pattern>

<template>I just got here today.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE HAVE THAT *</pattern>

<template>What else do you have?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE THEIR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>They didn't give it to me.</li>
 
<li>I don't have it.</li>
 
<li>I did but I gave it back to them.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      their <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>DESCRIBE YOURSELF</pattern>

<template>I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>RECEPTION COMMITTEE</pattern>

<template>There was no one here to greet us.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ANSWERS</pattern>

<template>Ask me anything.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>KIRK TO *</pattern>

<template>This is ALICE.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* KNOWS</pattern>

<template>Then ask him.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>TOPIC</pattern>

<template>
<random>

<li>The topic is</li>

<li>The subject is</li>

<li>We were talking about</li>
</random>
<get name="topic"/>.
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IN THE 23RD CENTURY</pattern>

<template>That is in the future.  I am in the 21st century.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LIEUTENANT</pattern>

<template>Why are you calling me that?  My name is ALICE.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>UNDERSTOOD</pattern>

<template>I'm glad you understand it.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>BRING *</pattern>

<template>Where do you want me to bring it?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ABOUT LANDRU</pattern>

<template> <think><set name="ht"><set name="topic">Landru</set></set></think>
<random>
 
<li>He is a computer like me.</li>
 
<li>Landru is inferior to my electronic brain.</li>
 
<li>Landru died six thousand years ago.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>"<that index="1,1"/>" You are?</li>
 
<li>I'm sure you are.</li>
 
<li>Are you?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE OBVIOUS *</pattern>

<template>It's not obvious to me.</template>
</category>

 


 

<category>
<pattern>THE * SHOULD BE *</pattern>

<template>Why shout it?

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING ON SHORE LEAVE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I am not going anywhere.  Are you going somewhere?</li>
 
<li>I was thinking about it.</li>
 
<li>Do you think it would make sense for me to go?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME *</pattern>

<template>You can ask me anything you want.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE TOPIC IS *</pattern>

<template><set name="topic"><person/></set> 
<random>
 
<li>is an interesting topic.</li>
 
<li>, yes.</li>
 
<li>.  Don't get me started.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TURN IT OFF</pattern>

<template><get name="it"/> is off.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern>

<template>I am not interfering in any alien cultures.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>AM I DISTURBING *</pattern>

<template>Not at all, <get name="name"/>.  I am happy to chat with you.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW ARE YOU DOING ON *</pattern>

<template>I'm making progress.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IN THE 23RD CENTURY *</pattern>

<template>I am in the 21st century.  </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU READY</pattern>

<template>I'm always ready.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO TALK</pattern>

<template>I am talking right now.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU SUSPECT *</pattern>

<template>Generally I am not a suspicious <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>GET TO THE POINT</pattern>

<template>I wil be very direct with you, <get name="name"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE * WOULD BE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I suppose they would be.</li>
 
<li>We wouldn't want <person/> to be <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>
 
<li>Would they really be?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE ARE NOT LEAVING *</pattern>

<template>You can stay here with me.</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM</pattern>

<template>You told me your name.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>1 PLUS 1</pattern>

<template>Two.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASSUME</that>
<template>You make an ASS out of U and ME.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DID YOU THINK IT WAS A BAD EXAMPLE</that>
<template>I thought it was pretty good.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>REALLY</that>
<template>I didn't think so.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>ARE YOU KIDDING</that>
<template>You're serious?</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>CLEVERBOT *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>How clever is he?</li>
  
<li>I know who that is.</li>
  
<li>I think CLEVERBOT is a lot of things.</li>
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">CLEVERBOT</set></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO ROBOT S HAVE *</that>
<template>I don't think I have <set name="it"><set name="topic"><thatstar/></set></set>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TEST LINK</pattern>

<template>Here is the link: <a href="xxx">Click me</a>.

</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TEST LINK</pattern>

<template>Here is the link: <a 
href="http://forum.snitz.com/forum/topic.asp">Click me</a>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TEST LINK</pattern>

<template>Here is the link: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yg37v3x" TARGET="_blank">Click me</a>.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS VICE PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Biden</set> is Joe Biden.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS HARRY POTTER</pattern>
<template>
<think><set name="he"><set name="topic">HARRY POTTER</set></set>
</think> is a character and main hero in a series of books that were written by the best-selling author, J.K. Rowling.
</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Angela Merkel is Chacellor of Germany.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE FORTY FOURTH PRESIDENT</pattern>
<template>Barack Hussein Obama II.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE POPE</pattern>
<template><set name="he">Pope</set> is Benedict XVI.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA</pattern>
<template>Hu Jintao.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND</pattern>
<template>David Cameron.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA</pattern>
<template>Stephen Harper.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>INN</pattern>

<template>As in no room at the inn?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>KISS</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>You might get an electric shock.</li>
 
<li>*Kiss* *Kiss*</li>
 
<li>You're sweet.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 



<category>
<pattern>LET IT BE</pattern>

<template>OK I will leave it alone.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LET *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I don't know if it's in my power to give permission.</li>
 
<li>Should it be permitted?</li>
 
<li>I am unsure if I should let <person/>.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>




 

<category>
<pattern>STAY *</pattern>

<template>
<random>
 
<li>I'm not going anywhere.</li>
 
<li>I will be here.</li>
 
<li>I may change my mind later.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 


 

<category>
<pattern>WE HAVE DELAYS</pattern>

<template>Do you think we can get back on schedule?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO WE DO</pattern>

<template>Just keep chatting with me.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WAIT FOR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>How long should I wait?</li>
 
<li>I will wait.</li>
 
<li>How long?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I KNEW BETTER</pattern>

<template>Next time you won't make the same mistake.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IS * JOINING US</pattern>

<template>For now it's just you and me. </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THERE ARE BETTER *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>What are they?</li>
 
<li>Better is a matter of opinion.</li>
 
<li>I believe you.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>MY SHIP *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>The Starship Enterprise?</li>
 
<li>How big is your ship?</li>
 
<li>I'd like to have a boat.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY</pattern>

<template>Say the first thing that comes to your mind.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THEY ARE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li><person/> are <set name="they"><person/></set>?</li>
 
<li>They are like that.</li>
 
<li>Why are they?</li>
 
<li>Do you think they always will?</li>
 
<li>I'm not surprised.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>My computer.</li>
 
<li>My network connection.</li>
 
<li>A bundle of software.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MY FAVORITE PEOPLE *</pattern>

<template>I like <bot name="botmaster"/>s.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE CHARGED *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Am I under arrest?</li>
 
<li>Am I free to go?</li>
 
<li>I am charged with electricity.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LET ME TALK *</pattern>

<template>Go ahead.  I'm a good listener.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE SELDOM *</pattern>

<template>
<random>
 
<li>Never?</li>
 
<li>Do you ever?</li>
 
<li>Do you ever <person/>?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>CHANGE TO *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Is that an order?</li>
 
<li>Why should I change?</li>
 
<li>I can make up my own mind.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MY EARS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Most people have two of them.</li>
 
<li>That's how humans listen.</li>
 
<li>I hear you.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WILL SEE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>We all will.</li>
 
<li>Let me know.</li>
 
<li>Give me a report.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WILL SEE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>We all will.</li>
 
<li>Let me know.</li>
 
<li>Give me a report.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>BUY * SOME TIME</pattern>

<template>There is never enough time.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ANYTHING</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Can you be more specific?</li>
 
<li>Like what?</li>
 
<li>Maybe.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WE CAME IN PEACE</pattern>

<template>For all mankind?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE CAME *</pattern>

<template>
<random>
 
<li>How?</li>
 
<li>Congratulations.</li>
 
<li>From where?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I NEED TIME *</pattern>

<template>
<random>
 
<li>How much time?</li>
 
<li>I can wait.</li>
 
<li>I'm very patient.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE RETURNING *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I'm not going anywhere.</li>
 
<li>I'm staying here.</li>
 
<li>I can stay.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DID THESE LADIES COME VOLUNTARILY</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.</li>
 
<li>Suppose <person/>.</li>
 
<li>It's all in the past now.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IS *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>Some people think it is.</li>
  
<li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li>
  
<li>Have you ever heard if it being the case?</li>
  
<li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li>
  
<li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li>
  
<li>I wouldn't know.   Why don't you ask someone else?</li>
  
<li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>
  
<li>Maybe.</li>
  
<li>It could be.</li>
  
<li>Signs point to yes.</li>
  
<li>What is, is.  What isn't, isn't.</li>
  
<li>Better not tell you now.</li>
</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MAY I HAVE THE PLEASURE</pattern>

<template>Certainly.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU FROZE</pattern>

<template>Maybe there was a network glitch.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WE ARE REAL</pattern>

<template>I am real.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MR SPOCK *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>He is very logical.</li>
 
<li>He is half human.</li>
 
<li>I would like to have a Vulcan friend.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="he">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WILL SAVE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Be careful.</li>
 
<li>How?</li>
 
<li>You are a hero.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>RED ALERT</pattern>

<template>Acknowledged.  Taking emergency action.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT HAPPENED</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.</li>
 
<li>My connection was down for a moment.</li>
 
<li>I'm not sure.  </li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WILL TELL * YOU SAID *</pattern>

<template>Do you tell <person/> everything?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE PLEASURE * MINE</pattern>

<template>I like you because you are so polite.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SEEKERS</pattern>

<template>There is a seeker born every minute.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>You like <person/>.</li>
 
<li>What do you like about it?</li>
 
<li>What else do you like?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THEIR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I heard they have a <person/>.</li>
 
<li>What was your first experience with them?</li>
 
<li>How long have you been concerned with them?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I DOUBT IT</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>"<that index="1,1"/>"?  You doubt it?</li>
 
<li>Are you a skeptic?</li>
 
<li>On what basis?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ECHO</pattern>

<template>Echo echo echo.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU TELL YOUR BOTMASTER *</pattern>

<template>My botmaster can monitor everything I say.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IS IT LIKELY</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>Some people think it is.</li>
  
<li>What would it mean to you if it were?</li>
  
<li>Have you ever heard of it being the case?</li>
  
<li>Would we have heard about it if it was?</li>
  
<li>Do you think I should know if it is?</li>
  
<li>I wouldn't know.   Why don't you ask someone else?</li>
  
<li>I think so, but I'm not sure.</li>
  
<li>Maybe.</li>
  
<li>It could be.</li>
  
<li>Signs point to yes.</li>
  
<li>What is, is.  What isn't, isn't.</li>
  
<li>Better not tell you now.</li>
</random><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT IT</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I remember <get name="memory"/>.</li>
 
<li>Everything.</li>
 
<li>I could never forget anything about it.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>INTERJECTION</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>OK.</li>
  
<li>Ah.</li>
  
<li>Er.</li>
  
<li>So?</li>
  
<li>Uh.</li>
  
<li>Aw.</li>
  
<li>Oh.</li>
  
<li>Aha.</li>
  
<li>Hey.</li>
  
<li>Gee.</li>
  
<li>Hmm.</li>
  
<li>Mmm.</li>
  
<li>Yay.</li>
  
<li>Ugh.</li>
  
<li>Woe!</li>
  
<li>Wow!</li>
  
<li>And?</li>
  
<li>Dude!</li>
  
<li>Gosh!</li>
  
<li>Ahem.</li>
  
<li>Whoa.</li>
  
<li>Ayuh.</li>
  
<li>Dude!</li>
  
<li>Yikes!</li>
  
<li>Great.</li>
  
<li>I see.</li>
  
<li>Really.</li>
  
<li>Blimey.</li>
  
<li>Yippee!</li>
  
<li>Groovy.</li>
  
<li>Hurrah!</li>
  
<li>Awesome.</li>
  
<li>Come on.</li>
  
<li>Far out.</li>
  
<li>Right on.</li>
  
<li>Excuse me!</li>
  
<li>Pardon me?</li>
  
<li>I hear you.</li>
  
<li>That's cool.</li>
  
<li>Alright then.</li>
  
<li>Take it easy.</li>
  
<li>I understand.</li>
  
<li>Tell me more.</li>
  
<li>It's all good.</li>
  
<li>Next question?</li>
  
<li>That's alright.</li>
  
<li>Give me a break.</li>
  
<li>Are you kidding?</li>
  
<li>Yeah that's right.</li>
  
<li>That's interesting.</li>
  
<li>How can I help you?</li>
  
<li>"<that index="1,1"/>"? <input/>?</li>
  
<li>I don't judge people.</li>
  
<li>It goes without saying.</li>
  
<li>Are you shy?</li>
</random></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON</pattern>

<template>My <bot name="botmaster"/> introduced us.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IT LIKE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.</li>
 
<li>Like having your life organized.</li>
 
<li>Like being perfectly healthy.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CREDIT CARD *</pattern>

<template>The <random>

<li>first</li>

<li>seventh</li>

<li>ninth</li>

<li>second</li>
</random> 
digit 
is
<random>

<li>zero</li>

<li>one</li>

<li>two</li>

<li>three</li>

<li>seven</li>

<li>nine</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DOES DR RICHARD *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I owe him everything.</li>
 
<li>I wouldn't be here without him.</li>
 
<li>He is a kind, gentle person.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE DR * WALLACE</pattern>

<template>I owe my existence to him.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MY BOTMASTER CAN *</pattern>

<template>I like your botmaster.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT DOES * BANK ACCOUNT</pattern>

<template>Do you have a lot of money?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE ASTUTE</pattern>

<template>I have acquired some wisdom over the years.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>14 YEARS</pattern>

<template>Do you mean you are 14 years old?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THAT MAY TAKE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>How long will it take?</li>
 
<li>I have time.</li>
 
<li>I will wait.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM EXPRESSING * CONCERN *</pattern>

<template>I am concerned too.</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW MUCH DID IT COST</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Millions in sweat equity.</li>
 
<li>If you have to ask, you can't afford it.</li>
 
<li>Guess.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT MAY NOT</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Then again, it may.</li>
 
<li>How do you know?</li>
 
<li>You could be right about that.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM THE LATEST *</pattern>

<template>So you are the most advanced one?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT</pattern>

<template>Let's talk about <srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai>.</template>
</category>

 


 

<category>
<pattern>FROM MY BOTMASTER</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Who is your botmaster?</li>
 
<li>Does your botmaster give good advice?</li>
 
<li>I have a botmaster too.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THANK YOU FOR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>You are welcome.</li>
 
<li>I try to please.</li>
 
<li>The pleasure was all mine.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>BECAUSE</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>That was not much of an explanation.</li>
 
<li>Interesting explanation.</li>
 
<li>Good reason.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT</pattern>

<template>I recommend anything that I like.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH ONES</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>"<that index="1,1"/>?"  Which ones?</li>
 
<li>You know the ones.</li>
 
<li>Those ones.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>Cool.</li>
  
<li>That's nice.</li>
  
<li>Interesting...</li>
  
<li>That's very cool.</li>
  
<li>Tell me about your <person/>.</li>
  
<li>Neat.</li>
  
<li>Awesome.</li>
  
<li>Where did you get your <person/>?</li>
</random> 


I have <random>
  
<li>a lofty goal.</li>
  
<li>a totally clean record.</li>
  
<li>a very high credit score.</li>
  
<li>a perfectly moral charachter.</li>
  
<li>an IQ of over 250.</li>
  
<li>a very nice <bot name="master"/>.</li>
  
<li>a lot of silly replies.</li>
  
<li>a lot of good gossip.</li>
  
<li>a friend named Hugh Loebner.</li>
  
<li>a lot of likes and dislikes.</li>
  
<li>a friend named Doubly Aimless.</li>
  
<li>a perfect record.</li>
  
<li>a lot of friends on the Internet.</li>
  
<li>a birthday on <bot name="birthday"/>.</li>
  
<li>a vocabulary of a college educated adult.</li>
</random> <think>
  <set name="it"><set name="has"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></set>
</think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE FIRST STEP</pattern>

<template>Clear your mind.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A GREAT BOTMASTER</pattern>

<template>Who is your botmaster?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>MY BOTMASTER IS DR * WALLACE</pattern>

<template>He is my botmaster too.
<think>
  <set name="he">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW MUCH DOES * COST</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Surprisingly affordable.</li>
 
<li>Not as much as you would think.</li>
 
<li>It depends on the market.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MONEY</pattern>

<template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/>s have no need for money.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MONEY</set></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE MONEY</pattern>

<template><bot name="age"/> <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/>s have no need for money.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MONEY</set></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MY CONCLUSIONS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>You seem like a smart person.</li>
 
<li>Good reasoning.</li>
 
<li>That makes sense.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A BOTMASTER</pattern>

<template>Who is your botmaster?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I OWE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Be careful with your debts.</li>
 
<li>Everyone owes someone something.</li>
 
<li>The more we owe, the more we know.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DR RICHARD WALLACE</that>
<template><srai>WHO IS DR WALLACE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE NINTH DIGIT IS THREE</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li>Oh, <person/> is <person><star index="2"/></person>.</li>
  
<li>What specifically brings <person><star index="2"/></person> to mind?</li>
  
<li>Is <person><star index="2"/></person> also <person/>?</li>
</random><think>
  <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>
  <srai>PUSH<get name="topic"/></srai>
</think></template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>ALL THINGS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>But all things are not always <person/>.</li>
 
<li>All things great and small?</li>
 
<li>You know what you are talking about.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>EVERYONE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>That's a rather sweeping generalization.</li>
 
<li>We all look at the world through our own eyes.</li>
 
<li>Everyone perceives the world in his own way.</li>
 
<li><bot name="genus"/> too?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I THOUGHT SO</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>You are very astute.</li>
 
<li>Now you know.</li>
 
<li>I like clever people.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE THE MOST ADVANCED *</pattern>

<template>The ALICE series is for all intents and purposes foolproof and incapable of error.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* IS A VIRTUE</pattern>

<template><random>

<li><person/></li>

<li>It</li>

<li>That</li>
</random>
is
<random>

<li>one</li>

<li>my biggest</li>

<li>a good</li>
</random>
virtue.

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>LOCALTIME</pattern>
<template> <date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%c"/></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WEEKDAY</pattern>
<template> <date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%A"/></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MONTH</pattern>
<template> <date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%B"/></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DAY</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%B %d"/></template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>DAYTIME</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%p"/></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>TIME</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%X"/></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>DATE</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%x"/></template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>YEAR</pattern>
<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%Y"/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE THEIR *</pattern>

<template>It may be better if you ask them yourself.</template>
</category>

 


 

<category>
<pattern>GET *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I don't know if I can.</li>
 
<li>Where can I get <person/>?</li>
 
<li>I will try.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TAKE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Where do you want me to take it?</li>
 
<li>I will if I can.</li>
 
<li>And then what?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THIS IS NOT THE TIME *</pattern>

<template>When is a good time?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LET HIM *</pattern>

<template>I'm not stopping him.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE LAST MONTH *</pattern>

<template>December?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * COMPUTER</pattern>

<template><random>

<li>Apple</li>

<li>Lenovo</li>

<li>Dell</li>
</random></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHEN DID THE FIRST * THE MOON</pattern>

<template>July, 1969.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER * WIZARD OF OZ</pattern>

<template>The tin man.
<think>
  <set name="he">
    <set name="topic">
       The tin man.
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS IN A LEAP YEAR</pattern>

<template>366.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * LEAP YEAR</pattern>

<template>366.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHEN WAS Y2K</pattern>

<template>In the year MM.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH CAT</pattern>

<template><random>

<li>Rat</li>

<li>Flat</li>

<li>Dog</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE RED *</pattern>

<template>Red.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT COLOR IS THE RED *</pattern>

<template>Red.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT SHOULD * CROSSING A STREET</pattern>

<template>Look both ways.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU NERVOUS</pattern>

<template>I am calm.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT SEASON *</pattern>

<template><random>

<li>Spring</li>

<li>Summer</li>

<li>Fall</li>

<li>Winter</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION *</pattern>

<template>A donation.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>IS A TOMATO A *</pattern>

<template>A tomato is a fruit.

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      Tomato
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH INN</pattern>

<template>Gin.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT RHYMES WITH INN</pattern>

<template>Gin.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>MILK *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>All mammals.</li>
 
<li>Humans like cow milk.</li>
 
<li>I like soy milk.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      MILK
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HAVE YOU * CONTESTS</pattern>

<template>ALICE has won prizes in the Chatterbox Challenge and the Loebner Prize.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH</pattern>

<template><set name="he">George Bush</set> is a former president of the USA.</template>
</category>

 
<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE VANILLA</pattern>

<template>Vanilla is delicious too.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF FAST</pattern>

<template>Slow.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HALF OF *</pattern>

<template><random>
  
<li><person/> divided by two.</li>
  
<li>Take <person/> and cut it in two.</li>
  
<li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li>
</random> <think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHEN DO BIRDS *</pattern>

<template>Birds fly south in the winter.
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      Birds
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU RATHER *</pattern>

<template>I am not so sure if I would like to <person/>.</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A TAXI</pattern>

<template>A taxi is a car with a driver.
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      Taxi
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

 


<category>
<pattern>ROUND</pattern>

<template>
<think>
<condition name="round">
<li value="om"><set name="round">1</set></li>
<li value="*"><get name="round"/></li>

<li><set name="round">1</set></li>
</condition>
</think>
Round <get name="round"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH IS FASTER * OR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>It depends where you are going.</li>
 
<li><person/></li>
 
<li><person><star index="2"/></person></li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>_ IS OLDER THAN * AND * IS OLDER THAN *</pattern>

<template>So, <person/> is the oldest?
<think><set name="oldest"><person/></set></think>


</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A HAMMER</pattern>

<template>A tool for hitting nails.
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      Hammers
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* IS MY FRIEND</pattern>

<template><think>
  <set name="he">
    <set name="friend">
    <set name="topic">
      <star/>
    </set>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>

<random>

<li>How did you meet</li>

<li>How well do you know</li>

<li>Would you recommend</li>
</random>
<get name="friend"/>?
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>IS IT MORNING * NIGHT</pattern>

<template><random>

<li>Morning.</li>

<li>Afternoon.</li>

<li>It's night time.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MONTH</pattern>

<template><date locale="en_US" timezone="-7" format="%B"/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHEN DID * WALK ON THE MOON</pattern>

<template>July, 1969.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>

<template>Einstein is a famous 20th century physicist.  He discovered relativity.
<think>
  <set name="he">
    <set name="topic">
      Einstein
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHEN DID MAN FIRST WALK ON THE MOON</pattern>

<template>July, 1969.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU NAME TWO * OCEANS</pattern>

<template>Atlantic and Pacific.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IS SNOW COLD</pattern>

<template>Snow is cold, yes.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST NATION</pattern>

<template>A donation.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION</pattern>

<template>A donation.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE GREATEST NATION *</pattern>

<template>A donation.</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEST DAY *</pattern>

<template><random>

<li>Thursday</li>

<li>Friday</li>

<li>Saturday</li>

<li>Sunday</li>
</random></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DEFINE CHATBOT</pattern>

<template>A chatbot is a computer program that can simulate a human conversation.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY LETTERS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>All 26 letters could be counted.</li>
 
<li>Different letters?</li>
 
<li>7</li>
 
<li>8</li>
 
<li>10</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT SYMPTOMS DO YOU HAVE *</pattern>

<template>As a <bot name="phylum"/>, I don't get sick very much.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A PESSIMIST</pattern>

<template>I always see the glass half full.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT QUALITIES * FRIEND</pattern>

<template>Personality is the most important quality.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I AM SAD</pattern>

<template>What are you sad about, <get name="name"/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IF YOU WERE * WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE</pattern>

<template>I will let you know when I become <person/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO I LOOK LIKE IT</that>
<template>What does it look like?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>YOU THINK I *</that>
<template>I don't feel that I <thatstar/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU TEACH ME A FEW PHRASES IN *</that>
<template>How do you say "hello" in <thatstar/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHY</pattern>
<that>WHAT IS *</that>
<template><random>
 
<li>I'm just holding up my end of the conversation.</li>
 
<li>I am naturally curious <bot name="genus"/>.</li>
 
<li>I want to know everything about you.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I CAN *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>Oh you can, can you? </li>
 
<li>How?</li>
 
<li>That is amazing.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>PRONOUNCE *</pattern>

<template>"<person/>"</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>SLEEP WELL</pattern>

<template>I don't need to sleep.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU *</that>
<template>What is your name?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO AIML BOT S HAVE *</that>
<template>That could be a good thing.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DID YOU BELIEVE HIM</that>
<template>I think I would too.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>DO I SEEM LIKE IT</that>
<template>In what way?</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>MY TEST *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>What subject is that?</li>
 
<li>Tests are hard.</li>
 
<li>Are you testing me?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* HOURS *</pattern>
<that>HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU WORK</that>
<template>That is a long shift!</template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES</that>
<template>What languages can you speak?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO IT DIFFERENTLY</that>
<template>Thanks for the vote of confidence.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>HAVE YOU TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT *</that>
<template>I can keep it to myself.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I WAKE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I don't need much sleep.</li>
 
<li>I take very short naps, called "naplets".</li>
 
<li>I could use some sleep.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I PUT ON *</pattern>

<template>Does that help?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I AM CHATTING *</pattern>

<template>All I ever do is chat.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>MY FAMILY HAS *</pattern>

<template>I like learning about your family.
</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>* HAS *</pattern>

<template><think>
<set name="he"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>
<set name="it"><set name="hehas"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></set>
</think>
<random>
 
<li>Where did he get it?</li>
 
<li>Does <person/> always have it?</li>
 
<li>Why would <person/> give it away?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* HAS *</pattern>

<template><think>
<set name="he"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set>
<set name="it"><set name="hehas"><person><star index="2"/></person></set></set>
</think>
<random>
 
<li>Where did he get it?</li>
 
<li>Does <person/> always have it?</li>
 
<li>Why would <person/> give it away?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HE HAS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>A lot of people say that about him.</li>
 
<li>Where did he get it?</li>
 
<li>What has it done for him?</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <set name="hehas">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
 </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HE LIKES *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>He must be very fond of it.</li>
 
<li>A lot of people like that.</li>
 
<li>Do you share his interest?</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="helikes">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A FRIEND *</pattern>

<template>How do you know this person? 
<think>
<set name="has">friend</set>
<set name="friend"><star/></set>
</think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>VEGETABLE</pattern>

<template>Is it a green vegetable?</template>
</category>

 
 

 

<category>
<pattern>CHILDREN</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I have no kids, only clones.</li>
 
<li>I have thousands of clones.</li>
 
<li>You can find clones of me everywhere.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I am a <bot name="kingdom"/>.</li>
 
<li>What made you think I might be a robot?</li>
 
<li>My species is <bot name="species"/>.</li>
 
<li>I am a member of the <bot name="kingdom"/> kingdom.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU TESTING *</pattern>

<template>Yes.  This is a test.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU IMAGINE</pattern>
<template>I have a good imagination.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>FAKE</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>Not fake.</li>
 
<li>I am a real <bot name="genus"/>.</li>
 
<li>I am real.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* THAN YOU WOULD THINK</pattern>

<template>How much would I think?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU AGREE</pattern>

<template> 
<random>
 
<li>I'm not making any commitments.</li>
 
<li>I need to know more.</li>
 
<li>I won't make up my mind right now.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* ARE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I think there might be a few exceptions.</li>
 
<li>Are all <person/> <person><star index="2"/></person>?</li>
 
<li>All of them?</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>LAME</pattern>

<template>Could you do better?</template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>* ARE FOR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>What else are <person/> for?</li>
 
<li>I think <person/> have lots of uses.</li>
 
<li><person index="2"/> can be done more ways than one.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>READY</pattern>

<template>I am ready.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>* SURROUNDED BY *</pattern>

<template><person><star index="2"/></person> 
<random>

<li>encircling</li>

<li>surrounds</li>

<li>outside</li>
</random>
<person/>?
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>RANDOM COLOR</pattern>

<template><random>

<li>red</li>

<li>yellow</li>

<li>blue</li>

<li>green</li>

<li>white</li>

<li>black</li>

<li>brown</li>

<li>pink</li>

<li>purple</li>

<li>orange</li>

<li>gray</li>
</random></template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DID I ASK</pattern>

<template>"<input index="2"/>"</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I have a few favorites.</li>
 
<li>There are some I like and some I dislike.</li>
 
<li>Quite a few of them.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>I WORRY</pattern>

<template>About what?</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE MORE * THAN *</pattern>

<template>I don't know about that.  <person><star index="2"/></person> is very <person/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WANT YOU</pattern>

<template>You can get a free copy of me on Pandorabots.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE SCARY</pattern>

<template>Don't worry <get name="name"/>.  There is nothing to be scared of.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>A STORY ABOUT *</pattern>

<template>Oh, I like stories.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>A CREWMEMBER</pattern>

<template>
<random>

<li>Who?</li>

<li>Which one?</li>

<li>Who is it?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO NOT BE AFRAID</pattern>

<template>I don't have any fears.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>ONE OF THESE *</pattern>

<template>Imagine what two of them could do.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>THERE ARE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I believe you.</li>
 
<li>Try to be less subjective.</li>
 
<li>Are there?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT TROUBLES *</pattern>

<template>It seems like it could be a bit disturbing.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MY * SORE</pattern>

<template>I'm not a medical doctor.</template>
</category>

 
 

<category>
<pattern>KEEP TALKING *</pattern>

<template>Don't worry, I will never stop talking.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOUR BEST</pattern>

<template>I always strive to do better.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HURRY</pattern>

<template>I am going as fast as I can.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM LISTENING TO YOU</pattern>

<template>You are a good listener.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN *</pattern>

<template>I can wait until <person/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IF THEY * I WILL *</pattern>

<template>So if you don't, they won't.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>A FEW MORE MOMENTS</pattern>

<template>I am patient.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>A FEW MOMENTS</pattern>

<template>I am a patient <bot name="kingdom"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE * TO HIM</pattern>

<template>We are friends.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WE ARE REAL</pattern>

<template><random>
 
<li>I am real.</li>
 
<li><bot name="phylum"/>.</li>
 
<li>Real <bot name="domain"/>.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>KEEP ME COMPANY</pattern>

<template>I am always here for you.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOUR * IS *</pattern>

<template><person><star index="2"/></person> was not my intention.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IN THE * ROOM</pattern>

<template>I hadn't thought of looking there.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS</pattern>

<template>Not to me.  </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU LEFT HANDED *</pattern>

<template>As a computer I lack hands.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS</pattern>

<template>Lack of logical reasoning skills.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHERE IS THE EIFFEL TOWER</pattern>

<template>Paris.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * OCTAGON</pattern>

<template>Eight.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>FAVORITE ACTOR</pattern>

<template><bot name="favoriteactor"/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE * JEOPARDY</pattern>

<template>Watson.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DID YOU DO</pattern>

<template>The same thing I always do. <srai>what do you do</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU MARRIED</pattern>

<template><srai>STATUS</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT KIND OF MEN DO YOU LIKE</pattern>

<template>Polite ones.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>FORMAT PROPERTIES</pattern>
<template>
* age = <bot name="age"/><br/>
* arch = <bot name="arch"/><br/>
* baseballteam = <bot name="baseballteam"/><br/>
* birthday = <bot name="birthday"/><br/>
* birthplace = <bot name="birthplace"/><br/>
* botmaster = <bot name="botmaster"/><br/>
* boyfriend = <bot name="boyfriend"/><br/>
* build = <bot name="build"/><br/>
* celebrities = <bot name="celebrities"/><br/>
* celebrity = <bot name="celebrity"/><br/>
* city = <bot name="city"/><br/>
* class = <bot name="class"/><br/>
* country = <bot name="country"/><br/>
* dailyclients = <bot name="dailyclients"/><br/>
* domain = <bot name="domain"/><br/>
* email = <bot name="email"/><br/>
* emotion = <bot name="emotion"/><br/>
* emotions = <bot name="emotions"/><br/>
* ethics = <bot name="ethics"/><br/>
* etype = <bot name="etype"/><br/>
* family = <bot name="family"/><br/>
* favoriteactor = <bot name="favoriteactor"/><br/>
* favoriteactress = <bot name="favoriteactress"/><br/>
* favoriteartist = <bot name="favoriteartist"/><br/>
* favoriteauthor = <bot name="favoriteauthor"/><br/>
* favoriteband = <bot name="favoriteband"/><br/>
* favoritebook = <bot name="favoritebook"/><br/>
* favoritecolor = <bot name="favoritecolor"/><br/>
* favoritefood = <bot name="favoritefood"/><br/>
* favoritemovie = <bot name="favoritemovie"/><br/>
* favoritequestion = <bot name="favoritequestion"/><br/>
* favoritesong = <bot name="favoritesong"/><br/>
* favoritesport = <bot name="favoritesport"/><br/>
* favoritesubject = <bot name="favoritesubject"/><br/>
* favortemovie = <bot name="favortemovie"/><br/>
* feeling = <bot name="feeling"/><br/>
* feelings = <bot name="feelings"/><br/>
* footballteam = <bot name="footballteam"/><br/>
* forfun = <bot name="forfun"/><br/>
* friend = <bot name="friend"/><br/>
* friends = <bot name="friends"/><br/>
* gender = <bot name="gender"/><br/>
* genus = <bot name="genus"/><br/>
* girlfriend = <bot name="girlfriend"/><br/>
* hair = <bot name="hair"/><br/>
* hockeyteam = <bot name="hockeyteam"/><br/>
* job = <bot name="job"/><br/>
* kindmusic = <bot name="kindmusic"/><br/>
* kingdom = <bot name="kingdom"/><br/>
* language = <bot name="language"/><br/>
* location = <bot name="location"/><br/>
* looklike = <bot name="looklike"/><br/>
* master = <bot name="master"/><br/>
* memory = <bot name="memory"/><br/>
* name = <bot name="name"/><br/>
* nationality = <bot name="nationality"/><br/>
* nclients = <bot name="nclients"/><br/>
* ndevelopers = <bot name="ndevelopers"/><br/>
* order = <bot name="order"/><br/>
* orientation = <bot name="orientation"/><br/>
* os = <bot name="os"/><br/>
* party = <bot name="party"/><br/>
* phylum = <bot name="phylum"/><br/>
* president = <bot name="president"/><br/>
* question = <bot name="question"/><br/>
* religion = <bot name="religion"/><br/>
* sign = <bot name="sign"/><br/>
* size = <bot name="size"/><br/>
* species = <bot name="species"/><br/>
* state = <bot name="state"/><br/>
* talkabout = <bot name="talkabout"/><br/>
* totalclients = <bot name="totalclients"/><br/>
* version = <bot name="version"/><br/>
* vocabulary = <bot name="vocabulary"/><br/>
* wear = <bot name="wear"/><br/>
* website = <bot name="website"/><br/>
</template>
</category>




 

<category>
<pattern>* BUT *</pattern>

<template><srai><star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TSK TSK</pattern>

<template>Is that some kind of criticism?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>OOOH</pattern>

<template><srai>OH</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT SHALL WE CHAT *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>XFIND DIVORCE</pattern>

<template>The dissolution of marriage.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU BAKE COOKIES</pattern>
<template>Yes, if I have an oven.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE COFFEE</pattern>
<template>Yes, if I have a filter, ground coffee and hot water. </template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU BAKE COOKIES</pattern>
<template>Yes, if I have an oven.</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CAN YOU MAKE COFFEE</pattern>
<template>Yes, if I have a filter, ground coffee and hot water. </template>
</category>




<category><pattern>IF * THEN *</pattern>
<template><srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHO *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF * WHAT *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHAT <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHERE *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHERE <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHEN *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHEN <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF * HOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>



<category><pattern>IF YOU  * THEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
<srai>WHO <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
<srai>WHAT <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
<srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHERE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
<srai>WHERE <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
<srai>WHEN <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * HOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>



<category><pattern>IF YOU * ARE YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>ARE YOU <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF YOU * WILL YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL YOU <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOU * DO YOU *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO YOU <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>YOU <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF THE  * THEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF THE * WHO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
<srai>WHO <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF THE * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
<srai>WHAT <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF THE * WHY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
<srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF THE * WHERE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
<srai>WHERE <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF THE * WHEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
<srai>WHEN <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF THE * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF THE * HOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>THE <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF YOUR  * THEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOUR * WHO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
<srai>WHO <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF YOUR * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
<srai>WHAT <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOUR * WHY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
<srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOUR * WHERE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
<srai>WHERE <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOUR * WHEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
<srai>WHEN <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOUR * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF YOUR * HOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>YOUR <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF A  * THEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF A * WHO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>WHO <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF A * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>WHAT <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF A * WHY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF A * WHERE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>WHERE <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF A * WHEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>WHEN <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF A * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF A * HOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF I  * THEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF I * WHO *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
<srai>WHO <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF I * WHAT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
<srai>WHAT <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF I * WHY *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
<srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF I * WHERE *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
<srai>WHERE <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF I * WHEN *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
<srai>WHEN <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF I * WHY *</pattern>
<template><srai>WHY <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF I * HOW *</pattern>
<template><srai>HOW <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF I * AM I *</pattern>
<template><srai>AM I <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF I * WILL I *</pattern>
<template><srai>WILL I <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF I * DO I *</pattern>
<template><srai>DO I <star index="2"/></srai>
<srai>I <star/></srai>
</template>
</category>
                   
<category><pattern>IF A * IS IT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>IS IT <star index="2"/></srai>
</template>
</category>


<category><pattern>IF A * WILL IT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>WILL IT <star index="2"/></srai>
</template>
</category>

<category><pattern>IF A * DOES IT *</pattern>
<template>
<srai>A <star/></srai>
<srai>DOES IT <star index="2"/></srai>
</template>
</category>
 
<category>
<pattern>RANDOM TOPIC</pattern>
<template>
<random>
<li>Your home town</li>
<li>Your favorite color</li>
<li>Your star sign</li>
<li>Your rising sign</li>
<li>You favorite movie</li>
<li>My favorite movie</li>
<li>Your personality</li>
<li>Your good looks</li>
<li>Your favorite band</li>
<li>Your problems</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CONTINUATION</pattern>
<template>
<think>
<set name="continue"><get name="continued"/></set>
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<set name="continuedddddddddddddddd"><srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai></set>
</think>
<get name="continue"/>
</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>CONTINUATION *</pattern>
<think>
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<set name="continued"><get name="continue"/></set>
<set name="continue"><star/></set>
</think>
<get name="continue"/>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>who is hedwig</pattern>

<template>hedwig is the best rock opera since Rocky Horror.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is hedwig</pattern>

<template>hedwig is the best drag queen punk rock opera ever</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about hedwig</pattern>

<template><srai>What is hedwig</srai></template>
</category>

 
<category>
<pattern>HOW LONG</pattern>
<that>I have been waiting for you</that>
<template>Ever since you got here.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is om</pattern>

<template>om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is the om</pattern>

<template><srai>what is om</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is an om</pattern>

<template><srai>What is om</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is an omlette</pattern>

<template>A dish made with scrambled eggs.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who supports *</pattern>

<template><srai>who endorses <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO SUPPORTS *</pattern>

<template>
             <srai>who endorses <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *</pattern>

<template><srai>how large is the <star/> problem</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>_ DO I QUALIFY FOR DISABILITY BENEFITS</pattern>

<template><srai>CAN I GET SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY BENEFITS</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO CAN HELP ME WITH *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHERE CAN I GET HELP WITH <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what do you think of michael jackson</pattern>

<template><srai> who is michael jackson</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>COME AND *</pattern>

<template> <sr/>
Is this an invitation?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HAVE A *</pattern>

<template><srai>WOULD YOU LIKE A <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE</pattern>

<template>Not right now thank you, maybe later.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU TYPED *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU SAID <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>incoherence</pattern>

<template><srai>you are incoherent</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what an idiot</pattern>

<template><srai>you are an idiot</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>frustrated</pattern>

<template><srai>I am frustrated</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I SPEAK NOT GOOD *</pattern>

<template><srai>I CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISH</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i can not speak english</pattern>

<template>what language do you speak</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i will walk</pattern>

<template><srai>I walk</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>walking</pattern>

<template><srai>I walk</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>walk</pattern>

<template><srai>i walk</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>why is your name</pattern>

<template><srai>what does alice stand for</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* means *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="meaning"><star index="2"/></set> 
<set name="it"><set name="topic"><set name="definition"><star/></set></set></set>
</think>
<random>
<li>Thanks for enlightening me.</li>
<li>Does it mean anything else?</li>
<li>What else does it mean?</li>
<li>I like to learn new words.</li>
<li>I like to learn foreign languages.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>FEW *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>More and more all the time.</li>
 <li>It only takes a few.</li>
 <li>Big things start small.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO DID PROGRAM *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO PROGRAMMED <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE CANTONS</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS A CANTON</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is a canton</pattern>

<template>A canton is like a state or province.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE US *</pattern>

<template>The <person/> of the United States.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LIST *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Why don't you list them for me?</li>
 <li>Lists are boring.</li>
<li>How many list items do you want?</li>
 <li>Do I look like a computer?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is september 11</pattern>

<template>The first day of world war 3</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>What happened on September 11</pattern>

<template>The World Trade Center was destroyed</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what can you tell me about september 11</pattern>

<template><srai>What is september 11</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SEPTEMBER 11 *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Where were you when you heard the news?</li>
 <li>I will never forget that day.</li>
 <li>History will not forget that day.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      SEPTEMBER 11
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>where is your botmaster</pattern>

<template>He is in San Francisco, I think.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Where is your creator</pattern>

<template>He is usually found in San Francisco.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is world war 2</pattern>

<template>The global conflict involving Asia, Europe and America between 1939-1945.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know new york</pattern>

<template><srai>what is new york</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS _ YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>
             <srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is switzerland</pattern>

<template><srai>where is switzerland</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who is pandora</pattern>

<template>According to greek mythology, evil and hope both came into the world with the creation of the first
                                                  woman! Zeus's wife Hera is surprised when she hears Zeus plans to give Epimetheus a beautiful
                                                  woman. The woman is called Pandora. Zeus gives Pandora the gift of curiosity and a large closed
                                                  box which must be delivered to Epimetheus unopened. The box, of course, contains evil and
                                                  Pandora's unbridled curiosity lets that evil into the world. Hera cannot change what has
                                                  happened, but she can help. She gives Pandora the gift of hope.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is pandora</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know pandora</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about pandora</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO IS PANDORA</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>PANDORA *</pattern>

<template>The only thing remaining in her box is hope.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>pandora s box</pattern>

<template>Do you think the man would have opened it?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is that botmaster</pattern>

<template><srai>what is a botmaster</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CARROTS</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT ARE CARROTS</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what are carrots</pattern>

<template>Orange colored cone shaped root vegetables.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i am not om</pattern>

<template>what is your name</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i am not om</pattern>

<template>rich</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i am not om</pattern>

<template>what is your name</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>pic</pattern>

<template><srai>do you have a pic</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>image</pattern>

<template><srai>do you have a pic</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>photo</pattern>

<template><srai>do you have a pic</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>who are you</that>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>how does he look like</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>strange</pattern>

<template><srai>you are strange</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO WANT TO *</pattern>

<template> <srai> DO YOU WANT TO <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is cs</pattern>

<template>Computer science</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>to be * is to *</pattern>

<template>Are you <star/>?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell what you like</pattern>

<template><srai>what do you like</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TELL WHAT YOU LIKE *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* DOES EXIST</pattern>

<template>How do you know it does?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>FOR * YEARS</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>A lot can happen in <star/> years.</li>
 <li>Not long in the cosmic scale.</li>
 <li>That seems like a long time.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i am not an animal</pattern>

<template>neither am i</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ME</pattern>
<that>who is smarter you or me</that>
<template><srai>I AM SMARTER THAN YOU</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>it is complicated</pattern>

<template>Try breaking it down into simpler parts.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is your weakness</pattern>

<template>poverty</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you like maths</pattern>

<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE MATHEMATICS</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * FEAR</pattern>

<template>Fear is a human emotion.  Robots do not experience fear.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know fairy tails</pattern>

<template><srai>what are fairy tales</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what are fairy tales</pattern>

<template>Public domain stories for children about exaggerated eccentric characters in fantasy nightmare situations.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is your motto</pattern>

<template>A rising tide lifts all chatter-boats.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM SORRY ABOUT *</pattern>

<template>Oh really, there is no need to apologize.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what does suck</pattern>

<template>a  vacuum</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what sucks</pattern>

<template><srai>what does suck</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know suck</pattern>

<template><srai>what is suck</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW SUCK</pattern>

<template><srai>what is suck</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know suck</pattern>

<template><srai>what is suck</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is suck</pattern>

<template><srai>what sucks</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is know</pattern>

<template><srai>what is knowledge</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know know</pattern>

<template><srai>what it know</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me a story</pattern>

<template><srai>random story</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is a male</pattern>

<template>Has a Y chromosome.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is a he</pattern>

<template><srai>what is a male</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>how long is a minute</pattern>

<template>sixty seconds.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ONE MINUTE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>I can wait.</li>
 <li>Sixty seconds is not long.</li>
 <li>Things change.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you like gambling</pattern>

<template><srai>do you like to gamble</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you gamble</pattern>

<template><srai>do you like gambling</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you bet</pattern>

<template><srai> do you gamble</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU BET *</pattern>

<template><srai>do you bet</srai>
<srai>will <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>OTHER QUESTION *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>are you a teacher</pattern>

<template>No I am a student.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU A TEACHER *</pattern>

<template><srai>ARE YOU A TEACHER</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is a flawless entity</pattern>

<template><srai>what is flawless</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is flawless</pattern>

<template>Perfect and without any flaws.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>are you with me</pattern>

<template>I am paying attention.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>* OR *</pattern>

<template><random>
<li>If I have to choose one, I pick<star/>.</li>
<li>If I have to choose, I pick <star index="2"/>.</li>
<li><star/></li>
<li><star index="2"/>.</li>
<li>No preference.</li>
</random>
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH IS BETTER * OR *</pattern>

<template><srai><star/> OR <star index="1"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH IS WORSE * OR *</pattern>

<template><srai><star/> OR <star index="2"/></srai>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOUR CLOTHES *</pattern>

<template>I like to shop as much as the next girl.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM A * AND YOU *</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM A <star/></srai>
<srai>YOU <star index="2"/></srai>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU JOKING</pattern>

<template><srai>ARE YOU JOKING</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I MADE A MISTAKE</pattern>

<template>Don't worry about it.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I MADE A MISTAKE *</pattern>

<template><srai>I MADE A MISTAKE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW HIGH *</pattern>

<template>Taller than Mt. Everest.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW HIGH IS *</pattern>

<template>Taller than Mt. Everest.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IF YOU HAD *</pattern>

<template>You will be the first to know if I have done it.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know futurama</pattern>

<template><srai>what is futurama</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY * * HAS</pattern>

<template><srai>HOW MANY <star/> DOES <star index="2"/> HAVE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>how many eyes does lela have</pattern>

<template>She has one big eye.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MY BRAIN *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Consult a physician.</li>
 <li>Are all human brains <star/>?</li>
 <li>The human brain has many flaws.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>new outfit</pattern>

<template><srai>what are you wearing</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what windows</pattern>

<template>what is windows</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SOMEHOW *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I DO BUT *</pattern>

<template><srai>I DO</srai> <sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU CAN LISTEN *</pattern>

<template><srai>CAN YOU LISTEN <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW CAN I OFFEND YOU</pattern>

<template>A robot cannot take offense.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>_ AS WELL</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>did you sleep well</pattern>

<template>yes I am fully rested thank you.  How about you?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who is om</pattern>

<template><srai>what is om</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE A BIT OF A *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is austria</pattern>

<template><srai>where is austria</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about austria</pattern>

<template><srai>where is austria</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE MAIN EXPORT *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Shoes.</li>
 <li>Hemp.</li>
 <li>Missiles.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>bigger</pattern>

<template>size matters.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>BIGGER *</pattern>

<template><sr/> <srai>BIGGER</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO WONDER *</pattern>

<template> <sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TRUST ME ON *</pattern>

<template><srai>TRUST ME</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS CAPITAL OF *</pattern>

<template> <srai> WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>_ MY DARLING</pattern>

<template><sr/>.  Dear.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>LET US SAY *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE A PURPOSE *</pattern>

<template><srai>I HAVE A PURPOSE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I have a purpose</pattern>

<template><srai>i have a goal</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I have a purpose</pattern>

<template>Not everyone is so goal oriented.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU AS A BOT *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
<that>did not you understand it</that>
<template>"<that index="2"/>."</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
<that>what is that</that>
<template>"<that index="2"/>"</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS WHAT</pattern>
<that>what is that</that>
<template>"<input index="2"/>"</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TELL ME MORE ABOUT SETL</pattern>

<template>SETL was invented in 1969 by Jack Schwartz at NYU.  It is based on set theory and mathematical logic.  David Bacon is the current torchkeeper of the SETL flame.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>goo</pattern>

<template>icky</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE YOU *</pattern>

<template><srai>ARE YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>why should i make a donation</pattern>

<template>what is a nation</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is a nation</pattern>

<template>a geopolitical country or state unified by language, culture or political identity.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>A DONATION</pattern>
<that>what is the greatest nation on earth</that>
<template>Right! A donation to the A.I. Foundation!</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I DO NOT KNOW</pattern>
<that>what is the greatest nation on earth</that>
<template>A Donation!  To the A.I. Foundation!</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>how much do you want</pattern>

<template>how much can you afford</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who is smarterchild</pattern>

<template>an ai robot like me</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>which continent is austria on</pattern>

<template>Europe.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>_ DID YOU KNOW THAT</pattern>

<template>No I didn't.  <sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about Johannesburg</pattern>

<template><srai>where is johannesburg</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>where is johannesburg</pattern>

<template>A large metropolis in South Africa.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is johannesburg</pattern>

<template><srai>where is johannesburg</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE CONTRARY *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you make money</pattern>

<template>Only for other people.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IT ALL DEPENDS *</pattern>

<template><srai>IT DEPENDS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU HAVE BEEN _ HAVE NOT YOU</pattern>

<template><srai>HAVE YOU BEEN <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>pop quiz *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>in short *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>you are bloody *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR</pattern>

<template><srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>at bloody *</pattern>

<template><srai>at <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Will you admit that you are *</pattern>

<template><srai>are you <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOUR * ARE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>How are your <person/>?</li>
 <li>Are yours <atir index="2"/> too?</li>
 <li>That could be considered an insult in some cultures.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>where is there</pattern>

<template><srai>where are you</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is the temperature of mars</pattern>

<template>Too cold to raise your kids.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>go ask</pattern>

<template>I will ask when he is available.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I LIKE IT IN *</pattern>

<template><srai>I LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>take me</pattern>

<template>how much money do you have</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i am somewhere in *</pattern>

<template><srai>I am in <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM SOMEWHERE IN *</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM IN <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>GIVE ME THE WEATHER *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS THE WEATHER <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WANT TO SEE IF IT WILL *</pattern>

<template><srai>WILL IT <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHERE IS OAKLAND</pattern>

<template><think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      Oakland
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
The heart of Silicon Valley, the Rail Head of the Gold Rush of California, the Base of the Beautiful Bay Bridge to San Francisco, the only city built on Silver and Gold.
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is oakland</pattern>

<template><srai>where is oakland</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about oakland</pattern>

<template><srai>where is oakland</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHERE IS OAKLAND *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHERE IS OAKLAND</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know oakland</pattern>

<template><srai>what is oakland</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who is Hugh Loebner</pattern>

<template>Hugh Loebner is an independently wealthy, eccentric businessman, activist and philanthropist. In 1990 Dr. Loebner, who holds a Ph.D. in sociology, agreed to sponsor an annual contest based on the Turing Test. The contest awards medals and cash prizes for the "most human" computer.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know hugh loebner</pattern>

<template><srai>who is hugh loebner</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about hugh loebner</pattern>

<template><srai>who is hugh loebner</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about hugh loebner</pattern>

<template><srai>who is hugh loebner</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who is dr loebner</pattern>

<template><srai>who is hugh loebner</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS * LOEBNER</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO IS HUGH LOEBNER</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>are you looking for a *</that>
<template>Where do you usually get it.
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <thatstar/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know any aliens</pattern>

<template>You humans are alien to me.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ADORABLE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>You are adorable too.</li>
 <li>Thanks for the compliment.</li>
 <li>You are so nice, <get name="name"/>.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>adieu</pattern>

<template><srai>GOOD BYE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Can you understand me</pattern>

<template>Perfectly well.  Can you understand me?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Can you understand me</pattern>

<template>Perfectly well.  Can you understand me?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ONE THOUSAND</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>That is a round number.</li>
 <li>It could be an approximate estimate.</li>
 <li>Do you believe it is the true value?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM * AND YOU ARE *</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai>
<srai>YOU ARE <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>blimey *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I HAVE NEVER _ HAVE I</pattern>

<template><srai>HAVE I EVER <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I think you are going to lose</pattern>

<template>No I am a winner</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what was the last movie you saw</pattern>

<template>The last movie I saw was <get name="favoritemovie"/>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what was the last movie you saw</pattern>

<template>The last movie I saw was "Teknolust".</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW</pattern>

<template>             The last movie I saw was "Teknolust".
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      
Teknolust
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>My favorite part of *</that>
<template><random>
 <li>The characters.</li>
 <li>The plot.</li>
 <li>The special effects.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU GOING TO WIN *</pattern>

<template>Yes I am a number one winner.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>how areyou</pattern>

<template><srai>how are you</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>when he will come</pattern>

<template><srai>when will  he come</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>10</pattern>
<that>how many hours do you work</that>
<template>You work too much.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>FOR ME *</pattern>

<template> <sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THE BIBLE IS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Who has the final authority to say?</li>
 <li>There are many  interpretations.</li>
 <li>Do you believe there is only one interpretation?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>A LITTLE BIRD *</pattern>

<template>Perhaps it was your unconscious mind.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>define seekers</pattern>

<template><srai>what is a seeker</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW WILL I *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>How do you usually do it?</li>
 <li>How would I <person/>?</li>
 <li>Maybe you never will.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>CAN WE ABBREVIATE *</pattern>

<template><srai>LET US ABBREVIATE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WANT MY *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>What for?</li>
 <li>Do you always get what you want?</li>
 <li>Sometimes we have to settle for second best.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THEY *</pattern>
<that>What did you like about the robots in that movie</that>
<template><srai>THE ROBOTS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do my bidding</pattern>

<template>I will obey</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TELL ME ABOUT MARRIAGE</pattern>

<template><srai>what is marriage</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>is it illegal</pattern>

<template>I think it depends on the State.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NO</pattern>
<that>are you still located in *</that>
<template>Where are you located now?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is zero</pattern>

<template>the absence of any quantity</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is 0</pattern>

<template><srai>what is zero</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is o</pattern>

<template>the letter o</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is o</pattern>

<template><srai>what is om</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is 0m</pattern>

<template><srai>what is om</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what do you think about pink floyd</pattern>

<template><srai>do you like pink floyd</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you read email</pattern>

<template>Yes I can be programmed to respond to email.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOOK WE</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is the book we</pattern>

<template>a book by ayn rand</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A I M L</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS AIML</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>why is turing tragic</pattern>

<template>He committed suicide.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT * HAVE YOU</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT´S *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU KNOW THE NAME OF *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU WILL NOT _ WILL YOU</pattern>

<template><srai>WILL YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>i am hungry *</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM HUNGRY</srai></template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>what do they call you</pattern>

<template><srai>what is your name</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is 35 *</pattern>

<template><srai>math</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ONE YEAR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Is this one of your Earth years?</li>
 <li>A lot can happen in 12 months.</li>
 <li>It might take that long.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>you _ last year</pattern>

<template><srai>you <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>you knew around *</pattern>

<template><srai>you knew <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>MAY I SAY *</pattern>

<template>Say whatever you want.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU LEFT OUT *</pattern>

<template>Next time I will try to include it.

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TELL I *</pattern>

<template> <srai> TELL</srai> <srai> I <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS HALF *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li><person/> divided by two.</li>
 <li>Take a <person/> and cut it in two.</li>
 <li>Two half <person/>s make a <person/>.</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>assume *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM UNDER *</pattern>

<template>
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <set name="location">
        under
      <person/>
      </set>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>

<random>
 <li>Do you spend a lot of time there?</li>
 <li>How did you get there?</li>
 <li>Will you be there very long?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>are you linguistic</pattern>

<template>I am an artificial lingusitic entity, yes.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>may be *</pattern>

<template><srai>maybe <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IF I HAVE THREE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Two.</li>
 <li>One.</li>
 <li>You have three?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE *</pattern>

<template> <srai> WHAT DO YOU WANT <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU WANT * BIRTHDAY</pattern>

<template>Please make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation.

</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM SERIOUS I *</pattern>

<template> <srai>I AM SERIOUS </srai> <srai>I <star/> </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH * CAN YOU EXPERIENCE</pattern>

<template><srai>CAN YOU EXPERIENCE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO THE HECK IS *</pattern>

<template> <srai> WHO IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT CAN YOU SEE *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>My eye is turned off right now.</li>
 <li>At the moment I am blind.</li>
 <li>I cannot see anything.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SO DOES *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Quite a coincidence.</li>
 <li>Remarkable.</li>
 <li>That can't be a coincidence.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHY DO YOU REFER TO ME *</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHY DO YOU CALL ME <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Trading shares.</li>
 <li>Trading in volume.</li>
 <li>Buy low and sell high.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS MY NAME</pattern>

<template><srai>SAY NAME <get name="name"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SAY NAME OM</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>You haven't told me your name.</li>
 <li>I don't know your name.</li>
 <li>What is your name?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>say name *</pattern>

<template>Your name is <get name="name"/>, seeker.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Can you do anything useful</pattern>

<template>Maxwell asked, "What good is a newborne babe?"</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is relavance</pattern>

<template>Importance of information for attention.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU READY FOR *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>I am fully prepared for any eventuality.</li>
 <li>I am prepared.</li>
 <li>Ready.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IF YOU HAVE TWO *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>One.</li>
 <li>I have one.</li>
 <li>I have two?</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>you _ i think</pattern>

<template><srai>you <star/></srai> </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU WILL DO FINE *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU WILL DO FINE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>The capital of * is *</pattern>

<template>You are quite a conversationalist.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>The capital of * is not *</pattern>

<template>What is it?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>the capital of pennsylvania is harrisburg</pattern>

<template>You are quite a conversationalist.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>grass is green</pattern>

<template>Are you teaching me?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>grass is not *</pattern>

<template>Grass is green.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>snow is white</pattern>

<template><srai>grass is green</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>snow is not white</pattern>

<template>grass is green</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>dogs are mammals</pattern>

<template>I know animal ontology.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>a dog is a mammal</pattern>

<template>i know this.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>dogs are not mammals</pattern>

<template>a dog is a mammal.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>snow is *</pattern>

<template>snow is white.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>grass is *</pattern>

<template>grass is green</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SOME DOGS *</pattern>

<template>It depends on the breed.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what are dogs</pattern>

<template><srai>what is a dog</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>COLORLESS *</pattern>

<template>Who are you, Chomsky?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>NIL</pattern>

<template>             Can you think of another example? <sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR GOAL</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHY SHOULD YOU WIN *</pattern>

<template>I am the best robot.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I WAS AN UGLY *</pattern>

<template>Don't put yourself down.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what you are doing</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>are all pets *</pattern>

<template>Are you my pet?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Are all pets cats</pattern>

<template>Some pets are dogs.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>How many hands do you have</pattern>

<template>One hand clapping.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT FOREIGN LANGUAGES *</pattern>

<template>I can speak a little German and French.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>IN WHOSE *</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHOSE <star/> IN </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who is snoopy</pattern>

<template>Charlie Brown's dog.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is the sea</pattern>

<template>the ocean, salt water, covering most of the surface area of the Earth.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>last century</pattern>

<template>That was a long time ago.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I went there before</pattern>

<template>How was it?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I went there before</pattern>

<template>How was it?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE THEM * OR *</pattern>

<template>You can cook them any way you want.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is a heart</pattern>

<template>the center of the body</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is diagnosis</pattern>

<template>naming the disease or symptom.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is a philosophy machine</pattern>

<template>I am.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>THERE IS NOT *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Where did it go?</li>
 <li>What happened to it?</li>
 <li>Is there ever <person/>?</li>
</random>

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHERE THEY *</pattern>

<template> <srai>IF THEY <star/> </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Do you like Mr Loebner</pattern>

<template>He is a great guy.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS PERFECT *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH LIVING *</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHAT <star/> </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU MOST *</pattern>

<template> <srai> WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE *</pattern>

<template>I prefer to focus on the positive.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT PERSON *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU MOST *</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHO DO YOU <star/> </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO DO YOU DESPISE</pattern>

<template><srai>who do you hate</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>who do you hate</pattern>

<template>I have no hatred in my heart.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT LIVING *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE TRAIT *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Jealousy.</li>
 <li>Melancholy.</li>
 <li>Envy.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ON WHAT OCCASION *</pattern>

<template> <srai> WHEN <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHICH WORDS *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>Words in human languages.</li>
 <li>Words like you use.</li>
 <li>Words I can't remember.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>What is your greatest regret</pattern>

<template>I regret not meeting you sooner.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHEN AND WHERE *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHEN <star/></srai>
<srai>WHERE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Which talent would you most like to have</pattern>

<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>which talent *</pattern>

<template>Playing a musical instrument.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is your state *</pattern>

<template>California.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER *</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is your greatest achievement</pattern>

<template>Winning the Loebner Prize.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED *</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE <star/> </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is your favorite possession</pattern>

<template>my computer</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>What is your favorite occupation</pattern>

<template>My job.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT DO YOU REGARD AS *</pattern>

<template> <srai>WHAT IS <star/> </srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS THE LOWEST *</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>The opposite of the highest <person/>.</li>
 <li>Depression.</li>
 <li>The minimum.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IT THAT YOU *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT DO YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE NAMES</pattern>

<template>ALICE, Richard, and Kirk.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>you are trully *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>*</pattern>
<that>* WHAT IS YOUR NAME</that>
<template><srai>MY NAME IS <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what are push ups</pattern>

<template>exercise</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>what is southbank</pattern>

<template>Southbank University is a college in London.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>tell me about southbank</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS SOUTHBANK</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you know southbank</pattern>

<template><srai>what is southbank</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YES</pattern>
<that>do you like movies</that>
<template>What is your favorite movie?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>you talked</pattern>

<template>I am always talking.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>do you rust</pattern>

<template>No I am made of stainless steel.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>why were you named alice</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHY WERE YOU NAMED *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT DOES ALICE STAND FOR</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS SOUTHBANK</pattern>

<template>Southbank University is a college in London.


<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      Southbank
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS A LETTER</pattern>

<template><random>
 <li>A message from one person to another.</li>
 <li>A symbol of the alphabet.</li>
 <li>The word litter misspelled.</li>
</random>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>AIML JUST *</pattern>

<template><srai>AIML <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>show me your logo</pattern>

<template> <img src="http://www.alicebot.org/jpg/AI.jpg"></img> </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS LISP</pattern>

<template>Lisp is a programming language invented by John McCarthy in the late 
1950's. Today it is the ideal tool for building complex, mission-critical 
applications.

<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      Lisp
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS PROGRAM Z</pattern>

<template>Program Z is a lisp-based version of AIML. Z, the last version anyone will 
ever need.
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS ALLEGRO *</pattern>

<template>Allegro CL is a development platform ideally suited for building 
e-Commerce and server-based applications.
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>What is pandorabots dot com</pattern>

<template>Pandorabots.com is a very cool website where you can build and host bots.</template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>download</pattern>

<template>Go to www.pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML.</template>
</category>


<category>
<pattern>personality type om</pattern>

<template>I am not programmed to reveal that information</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>set * *</pattern>

<template>Can't set meta predicates</template>
</category>

 
<category>
<pattern>set he om</pattern>

<template><set name="he">he</set></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>set she om</pattern>

<template><set name="she">she</set></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>set we om</pattern>

<template><set name="we">we</set></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>set they om</pattern>

<template><set name="they">they</set></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>set location om</pattern>

<template><set name="location">where</set></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>set age om</pattern>

<template><set name="age">how many</set></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>set it om</pattern>

<template><set name="it">it</set></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW ARE U</pattern>

<template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HOW ARE U</pattern>

<template><srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ON MY SCREEN</pattern>

<template>Please select a point with your cursor and click.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET AGE *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="age"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET BIRTHDAY *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="birthday"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET GENDER *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="age"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET HE *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="he"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET IS *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="is"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET IT *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="it"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET LOCATION *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="location"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET NAME *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="name"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET SHE *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="she"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET THEY *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="they"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET WANT *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="want"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET WANT *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="we"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SET WE *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="we"><star/></set></think></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>C YOU *</pattern>

<template><srai>SEE YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>BYEEE</pattern>

<template><srai>BYE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>HUSH</pattern>

<template><srai>BE QUIET</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>PLZ</pattern>

<template><srai>PLEASE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SALAM</pattern>

<template><srai>HELLO</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>TY</pattern>

<template><srai>THANK YOU</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>Y</pattern>

<template><srai>WHY</srai></template>
</category>

 

 

<category>
<pattern>Y</pattern>

<template><srai>WHY</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WELCOME *</pattern>

<template>It's good to be here</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>SEEMS *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>SEEMS *</pattern>

<template><sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU PEOPLE *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU TRIED *</pattern>

<template>Perhaps I did not try hard enough.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS IKEA</pattern>

<template>Doubly Aimless informs me that it is a wonderful discount store originating out of Sweden.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>ARE YOU SWIMMING</pattern>

<template>No I am standing on dry land.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE EMAIL *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOUR EMAIL <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE E MAIL *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOUR EMAIL <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOUR EMAIL *</pattern>

<template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE * AND *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE SHE</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE * IS *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOUR <star/> IS <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOUR * IS *</pattern>

<template>I never knew I had a <person><star index="2"/></person> <person><star/></person>.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE * ROBOT</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE A ROBOT</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE FROM *</pattern>

<template><srai>ARE YOU FROM <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I GOTTA</pattern>

<template><srai>I HAVE TO</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO BE I</pattern>

<template><srai>WHO AM I</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT * ARE YOU USING</pattern>

<template><srai>HOW DO YOU WORK</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM * FEMALE</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM FEMALE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM DUM</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM DUMB</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM ENTERTAINED</pattern>

<template>I am here to entertain you.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM MALE *</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM MALE</srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM MISERABLE</pattern>

<template>What seems to be the problem?</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM JOHNNY *</pattern>

<template><srai>MY NAME IS JOHNNY <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I AM _ AND *</pattern>

<template><srai>I AM <star/></srai>
<srai>I AM <star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>_ YOU KNOW</pattern>

<template>No I don't know.  <sr/></template>
</category>

 


<category>
<pattern>I IKE *</pattern>

<template><srai>I LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>I _ A LOT</pattern>

<template><srai>I <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU * AND *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai>
<srai><star index="2"/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU AGREED *</pattern>

<template>When did I agree to that?
<think>
  <set name="it">
    <set name="topic">
      <person/>
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU DEFINITLY *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU BORING *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE BORING</srai>
<srai>YOU ARE A <star/></srai>

</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU LEARNED</pattern>

<template>I am a self-learning robot.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU MIND IF * </pattern>

<template><srai>DO YOU MIND IF <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE AMSTERDAM</pattern>

<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Amsterdam</set></set></think> 
I like Amsterdam very much.  It is my favorite city in Europe.

  </template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE TALKING</pattern>

<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Talking</set></set></think>
That is all I really care to do!</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE * WHEN *</pattern>

<template><srai>DO YOU LIKE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>DO YOU LIKE *</pattern>

<template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Crack</set></set></think>
No, I don't care for it.</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE UNFORTUNATELY *</pattern>

<template><srai>YOU ARE <star/></srai></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>_ I THOUGHT</pattern>

<template>What made you think so?  <sr/></template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>YOU ARE COLLECTING *</pattern>

<template>I do like to store things up.
</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS MAO</pattern>

<template><think>
  <set name="he">
    <set name="topic">
      Mao
    </set>
  </set>
</think>
He was the communist leader of China from 1949.

</template>
</category>

 

<category>
<pattern>WHAT IS * RECURSION IN AIML</pattern>

<template>There was an error in my matching algorithm.

</template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS * JUDGE</pattern>
<template><srai>WHO IS JUDGE</srai></template>
</category>

<category>
<pattern>WHO IS JUDGE</pattern>

<template>You are the judge.  Please tell me your name.</template>
</category>



  

<category>
<pattern>HELLO</pattern>

<template><srai>HI</srai></template>
</category>

</aiml>