<p><b>Costello:</b> Look, you gotta first baseman?</p>
<p><b>Abbott:</b> Certainly.</p>
<p><b>Costello:</b> Who’s playing first?</p>
<p><b>Abbott:</b> That’s right.</p>
<p><i>Costello becomes exasperated.</i></p>
<p><b>Costello:</b> When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?</p>
<p><b>Abbott:</b> Every dollar of it.</p><p><time>14:22</time> <b>egof</b> I’m not that nerdy, I’ve only seen 30% of the star trek episodes</p>
<p><time>14:23</time> <b>kaj</b> if you know what percentage of the star trek episodes you have seen, you are inarguably nerdy</p>
<p><time>14:23</time> <b>egof</b> it’s unarguably</p>
<p><time>14:23</time> <i>* kaj blinks</i></p>
<p><time>14:24</time> <b>kaj</b> you are not helping your case</p>