oftnbot-factoids.json

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		"number": {
			"value": "Our unofficial standard number is 9370. Our official non-standard number is 2.",
			"popularity": 5
		},
		"website": {
			"value": "The ΩF:∅ website is a portal to all things ΩF:∅, and it is located at <http://oftn.org/>",
			"popularity": 3
		},
		"voice-search": {
			"value": "Voice Search is a Google Chrome extension that provides a method to search by speaking. https://github.com/oftn/voice-search/",
			"popularity": 3
		},
		"organization": {
			"alias": "oftn"
		},
		"people": {
			"value": "The people associated with the ΩF:∅ Organization is listed at <http://oftn.org/people/>",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"members": {
			"alias": "people"
		},
		"github": {
			"value": "The ΩF:∅ Foundation uses GitHub to create and maintain all of its free and open-source projects. <https://github.com/oftn/>",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"subreddit": {
			"alias": "reddit"
		},
		"eboyjr": {
			"value": "Have you seen my obscure interest lately?",
			"popularity": 9
		},
		"collab": {
			"value": "For real-time collaboration, we use Gobby 0.5. The server is eboyjr.oftn.org, run by eboyjr. If that's not available, we use <http://oftn.titanpad.com/>.",
			"popularity": 10
		},
		"rimshot": {
			"value": "[Ba dun tshh.](http://instantrimshot.com/audio/rimshot.mp3)",
			"popularity": 17
		},
		"suit-toolkit": {
			"alias": "suit-canvas-toolkit"
		},
		"suit": {
			"alias": "suit-canvas-toolkit"
		},
		"yaml": {
			"value": "Convert JSON (stdin) to YAML (stdout): perl -MJSON -MYAML -e 'local$/;print YAML::Dump(JSON->new->decode(<>))'",
			"popularity": 2
		},
		"suit-canvas-toolkit": {
			"value": "A slick user-interface toolkit created in JavaScript for use with the canvas element. <https://github.com/oftn/suit-js/> Demo: <http://oftn.org/projects/suit/>"
		},
		"help": {
			"value": "For help using oftn-bot, see <https://github.com/oftn/oftn-bot/wiki/Guide-to-oftn-bot>",
			"popularity": 25
		},
		"board": {
			"value": "The ΩF:∅ Foundation Board of Directors: cloudhead, eboyjr, sephr, gkatsev, GothAlice, devyn, inimino, and yrashk",
			"popularity": 4
		},
		"ugt": {
			"value": "Universal Greeting Time. Created in #mipslinux, it is a rule that states that whenever somebody enters an IRC channel it is always morning, and it is always late when the person leaves. The local time of any other people in the channel, including the greeter, is irrelevant. http://www.total-knowledge.com/~ilya/mips/ugt.html"
		},
		"etherpadjs": {
			"value": "javascript:(function(){var a=location,b=/\\d+/.exec(a)[0],c=document.createElement,d=document,e=c.call(d,\"iframe\"),f=c.call(d,\"script\");f.src=a.origin+\"/ep/pad/export/\"+b+\"/latest?format=txt\",d.body.appendChild(e),e.style.display=\"none\",e.contentWindow.document.head.appendChild(f)})()",
			"popularity": 4
		},
		"kirby": {
			"value": "<(n_n<) <(n_n)> (>n_n)>",
			"popularity": 5
		},
		"recursion": {
			"value": "See !recursion"
		},
		"test": {
			"value": "Error: Failure while printing test status.",
			"popularity": 69
		},
		"specgen": {
			"value": "Anolis <http://anolis.gsnedders.com/>",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"modes": {
			"value": "<http://webtoman.com/opera/panel/ircdmodes.html>",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"cencio": {
			"value": "A new, compiled programming language, designed to be easy, close to the system, and to support high-level features.",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"signale": {
			"value": "An old thing to do stuff.. with an evented client/server architecture.",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"eli": {
			"value": "http://eligrey.com/about",
			"popularity": 3
		},
		"sephr": {
			"value": "http://sephr.com/about (also he's the CEO of ΩF:∅)",
			"popularity": 11
		},
		"leaving": {
			"value": "How horrible! I don't know what I'll do with myself without you, eboyjr or sephr!",
			"popularity": 6
		},
		"irc modes": {
			"value": "<http://webtoman.com/opera/panel/ircdmodes.html>",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"hanlon's razor": {
			"value": "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"source": {
			"value": "My source can be found at: <https://github.com/oftn/oftn-bot>",
			"popularity": 4
		},
		"!": {
			"value": "i know right!",
			"popularity": 63
		},
		"!!": {
			"alias": "!"
		},
		"!!!": {
			"alias": "!"
		},
		"metafar": {
			"value": "A branch of conversation started with a metaphor which strays too far and becomes irrelevant from its original purpose.",
			"popularity": 2
		},
		"binaryxml": {
			"value": "The binary XML protocol. Allows the sending of binary information in valid XML. Example: <binary><byte width=\"8\"><zero/><one/><one/><zero/><one/><zero/><zero/></one/></byte></binary>"
		},
		"sadtrombone": {
			"value": "[Wah wah wah wahhhhhhhh](http://www.sadtrombone.com)"
		},
		"firefly": {
			"value": "Lazy as hell. Email: firefly@firefly.nu :: Timezone: UTC+1"
		},
		"maniacle laugh": {
			"value": "muahhahahahahaha... *snicker*",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"screenshot": {
			"value": "Screenshots! (or it didn't happen)"
		},
		"doctype": {
			"value": "The standard ΩF:∅ DOCTYPE is <!DOCTYPE html>"
		},
		"common": {
			"value": "ΩF:∅ 'common' repository: <https://github.com/oftn/common/>",
			"popularity": 2
		},
		"oftn-bot": {
			"value": "I'm not a starved autistic boy locked in the ΩF:∅ basement who has been taught that relaying IRC commands is the only purpose of life. No sirreee. Just a regular IRC bot. Not human.",
			"popularity": 7
		},
		"oftn": {
			"value": "The ΩF:∅ Foundation creates and maintains free and open-source software.",
			"popularity": 3
		},
		"hammertime": {
			"value": "━━▊ ━━▊ ━━▊",
			"popularity": 4
		},
		"cannot": {
			"value": "\"I cannot do it; I cannot do it...\" <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvXvIdBymZI&feature=player_detailpage#t=18s>",
			"popularity": 2
		},
		"colors": {
			"value": "Foreground: \u0003000 \u0003011 \u0003022 \u0003033 \u0003044 \u0003055 \u0003066 \u0003077 \u0003088 \u0003099 \u00031010 \u00031111 \u00031212 \u00031313 \u00031414 \u00031515 \u00031616\u000f; Background: \u00031,0  0 \u000f \u0003,1  1 \u000f \u0003,2  2 \u000f \u0003,3  3 \u000f \u0003,4  4 \u000f \u0003,5  5 \u000f \u0003,6  6 \u000f \u0003,7  7 \u000f \u0003,8  8 \u000f \u0003,9  9 \u000f \u0003,10 10 \u000f \u0003,11 11 \u000f \u0003,12 12 \u000f \u0003,13 13 \u000f \u0003,14 14 \u000f \u00031,15 15 \u000f \u00031,16 16 \u000f",
			"popularity": 22
		},
		"ωf:∅": {
			"alias": "oftn"
		},
		"movies": {
			"value": "No movies, yet.",
			"popularity": 3
		},
		"rainbow": {
			"value": "\u00034@@@@@@\u00035@\u00034@@\u00035@@\u00034@\u00035@@@\u00037@\u00035@@\u00037@@\u00035@\u00037@@@\u00038@\u00037@@\u00038@@\u00037@\u00038@@@\u00039@\u00038@@\u00039@@\u00038@\u00039@@@\u00033@\u00039@@\u00033@@\u00039@\u00033@@@\u000310@\u00033@@\u000310@@\u00033@\u000310@@@\u000311@\u000310@@\u000311@@\u000310@\u000311@@@\u000312@\u000311@@\u000312@@\u000311@\u000312@@@\u00032@\u000312@@\u00032@@\u000312@\u00032@@@\u000313@\u00032@@\u000313@@\u00032@\u000313@@@\u00036@\u000313@@\u00036@@\u000313@\u00036@@@@@@",
			"popularity": 6
		},
		"night": {
			"value": "At night, the ice weasels come.",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"random number": {
			"value": "0",
			"popularity": 13
		},
		"i know that feeling": {
			"value": " ",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"bot": {
			"alias": "oftn-bot"
		},
		"jesus": {
			"value": "Holy Jesus Harold Christ!",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"micahjohnston": {
			"value": "Also known as micahtrololoston",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"onthree": {
			"value": "3!",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"chocissues": {
			"value": "Report issues with Chocolat here: https://github.com/fileability/chocolat-public/issues",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"disapprove": {
			"value": "ಠ_ಠ",
			"popularity": 6
		},
		"twitter": {
			"value": "The ΩF:∅ Foundation is on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/oftn_foundation",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"coca": {
			"value": "C compiler/translator written in/for JavaScript <https://github.com/oftn/coca/>",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"internetaining": {
			"value": "best word",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"next": {
			"value": "Another satisfied customer.. NEXT!",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"post hook": {
			"value": "The Github Post-Receive WebHook URL for oftn-bot is: http://eboyjr.oftn.org:9370/<uri-escaped-channel>",
			"popularity": 4
		},
		"donate": {
			"value": "https://www.wepay.com/donate/oftn",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"facebook": {
			"value": "https://www.facebook.com/oftn.foundation",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"google+": {
			"value": "https://plus.google.com/111688594845627806515",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"pet oftn-bot": {
			"value": "beep boop paws sucks",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"default topic": {
			"value": "The ΩF:∅ Foundation - The league of open-source software beaux esprits - http://oftn.org - http://oftn.titanpad.com/ - mumble://talk.oftn.org",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"usage": {
			"alias": "help"
		},
		"topic": {
			"alias": "default topic"
		},
		"logs": {
			"value": "Some logs of this channel are hosted by eboy at http://eboyjr.oftn.org:8080/files/irclogs/freenode/ in #oftn.log files.",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"api design": {
			"value": "When designing an interface, imagine that your program is all that stands between the user and hot, sweaty, tangled-bedsheets-fingertips-digging-into-the-back sex. <http://xkcd.com/196/>",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"it works": {
			"value": "It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it compiles. Now what's a segfault?",
			"popularity": 1
		},
		"important": {
			"value": "Spelling and capitalization are important in programming, unless you are using PHP.",
			"popularity": 3
		},
		"o4o": {
			"value": "Some topics are controversial and often end in negativity. Take care on subjects like war, race, religion, politics, gender, sexuality, drugs, potentially illegal activities and suicide. The topics are not banned; stating your position is ok, but trolling, baiting, hostility or repetition are not. If you are asked to stop, do so politely, or move to #oftn-offtopic.",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"status nuck": {
			"value": "porning",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"csi": {
			"value": "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH <http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/>",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"new projects": {
			"value": "We welcome all new projects to the ΩF:∅ Foundation. To start a new one, tell a board member 1) the name of the project, 2) project description [optional], and 3) which ΩF:∅ members are also going to be working on this project. Also ask about setting up a web page at <http://oftn.org/>.",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"designers": {
			"value": "1) entropy- alex@entropyirc.net [cheesy rounded corners]  2) oksushi #css-lance [professional, busy] 3) jedimind http://pud.ca/ [commercial, probably expensive]",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"gods": {
			"value": "locks",
			"popularity": 0
		},
		"webhook": {
			"alias": "post hook"
		}
	}
}