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Firefly. Yes pls.

In other news: Talking with machines.

User/bin/guert hey yo thancc for taking me outta space-time and learning me business school shitposting.

ChatGPT You're welcome! If you have any more questions or need assistance with anything else in the future, feel free to reach out. Have a great day!

User/bin/guert I miss slack. ChatGPT Slack can be a useful tool for team communication and collaboration. If you find yourself missing Slack and its features, you might want to consider using it again if it's relevant to your work or team. Alternatively, there are many other messaging and collaboration platforms available that offer similar functionality, so you could explore those options as well.

User/bin/guert yeah like shitposting ChatGPT Shitposting, while often humorous and entertaining, can sometimes be seen as disruptive in professional or formal communication channels. It's essential to strike a balance between having fun and maintaining a respectful and productive online environment, especially in work-related or professional settings. If you're looking for a place to engage in more casual and light-hearted conversations, consider joining communities or platforms specifically designed for that purpose, like social media groups or forums where such discussions are welcome.

User/bin/guert is this loss? ChatGPT The phrase "is this loss?" likely refers to a meme called "Loss" that originated from a webcomic called "Ctrl+Alt+Del" by Tim Buckley. In the meme, four panels of a comic are shown, and the viewers are asked, "Is this loss?" The meme gained popularity due to its simplicity and the humorous way it's used to find patterns resembling the four-panel structure in various real-life situations or images.

So, if you're referring to something that resembles the four-panel structure commonly associated with the "Loss" meme, then yes, you could humorously ask, "Is this loss?"

User/bin/guert or lossy or someone else already copy-pasta'd it. ChatGPT I see what you mean now. "Lossy" or "loss" might refer to an image or meme that has been heavily compressed or altered in a way that reduces its quality, often for the purpose of humor or to fit into certain online contexts. It's a common practice in meme culture to take existing images or memes and create "lossy" versions of them as a form of satire or parody. If someone has already posted a "lossy" version of a meme, it's a humorous reference to the concept of degrading the quality or altering the original in a humorous way. Internet culture can be quite creative and referential in this way!

User/bin/guert put that in a pdf review. ChatGPT Certainly! Here's a brief explanation that you can use in a PDF review or document:

Explanation of "Lossy" or "Loss" in Internet Culture

In internet culture, the terms "lossy" or "loss" are often used to describe images or memes that have undergone significant compression or alteration, resulting in a reduction in quality. This practice is typically employed for humor or to fit specific online contexts.

For instance, it's common to take existing memes or images and create "lossy" versions of them as a form of satire or parody. This involves degrading the quality or altering the original image in a humorous way. Such references are prevalent in internet culture and are part of the creative and referential nature of online communities.

Feel free to use or modify this explanation as needed for your PDF review or document.

User/bin/guert no not you. chatty G ChatGPT I apologize for the misunderstanding. You can certainly include the explanation of "lossy" or "loss" in a PDF review or document as needed. If you have any specific questions or need further assistance with your document, please feel free to let me know, and I'd be happy to help.

User/bin/guert don't you get formal with me R2. ChatGPT Of course, no need for formalities! Feel free to ask any questions or have a casual conversation. I'm here to assist you with whatever you need, whether it's serious or lighthearted. How can I assist you further today?

09.10/2023

In the captivating and ever-evolving realm of system administration, the tale of guert.com has taken a truly intriguing turn within the past 24 hours. Allow me to delve deeper into this narrative.

The journey began when I decided it was time to bid farewell to the aging, old server that had faithfully served its purpose for years. With a sense of accomplishment, I deleted the server, thinking that this would conclude the task. However, fate had a different plan in store for me, as I soon discovered that Network Solutions' DNS settings were still resolutely pointing to the now-retired server. It was an "oof" moment that jolted me into action.

To unravel this unexpected twist, I embarked on a thorough investigation, which revealed a curious fact: I had not one, but two separate login accounts for Netsol. This discovery set me on a path of password resets and account reconciliation, as I needed to identify which of these two accounts contained the crucial guert information. It turned out to be quite the puzzle to decipher.

Amidst this journey of digital exploration and troubleshooting, I found solace in the assistance of Netsol' technical support team. Their expertise and guidance proved to be invaluable, and together, we navigated the complexities of DNS propagation and account management. With their support, the transition process is now well underway, bringing a sense of relief and anticipation.

Moreover, as the guert.com saga unfolds, it's not just a matter of resolving the DNS issue. This transformation provides an opportunity to enhance the website's performance and security. One exciting development is the implementation of a dedicated IP address for the new site. This change promises improved reliability and faster load times, which are bound to enhance the user experience.

So, as the sun sets on the old server and rises on the new, the world of sys-admin continues to offer its fair share of challenges and triumphs. In the end, it's these experiences that make this domain of expertise so endlessly fascinating and rewarding. Stay tuned for more updates as the guert.com story unfolds on this captivating technological journey.

09.06.2023.1

It is Wednesday, my dudes. made a shirt: "644 Secure" i member securitah. i member.

09.05.2023.1

site update: nav

about : ui/ux : design

09.04.2023.12

ART

09.04.2023.11

.mangrep { width: 50px; height: 50px; background-color: #69420; border-radius: 50%; position: relative; animation: bounce 2s infinite; }

Took me a long time to enjoy css.

I member html tables. Ah they worked. They will again on Vision Pro, that's what's funny. css hella semantic though. Which is important! So screw tables. Long live tables.

I hear good things about htmx - as long as the hyper stays in front, It works.

09.04.2023.10

KNOWTs™ (Woodsie TV). That dude is hillarious. We used to be on Hype, a post vine-app that was insanely hyperactive. Nick Gallo from Loop. Hehe. The world wasn't ready for it yet, so it got delet.

i like dogs.

09.04.2023.9

Story blog time. This would be better as a video.

Did I just see the full stack? Short stack? Half stack. Who cares?

Look...squirrel!

OK so social networks. It's a one-way mirror. We all know that. Kinda funny. Silicon Valley contingient zoo. Whatever. Watch dis. OK my point being, in the year of our Lord, 2002, I created a logo for Rio Fish. Where did that go (Dory fish voice)?. Backup drives. This was a social network on Ted Lee's bondi blue mac running some kinda Java shit. JAVA! Love ya SUN. UNIX. grep_Anyway this thing worked. I guess we shoulda made part 2. 😐

Ryze, Freindser was down the streel (literally) I knocked. They did not listen. Frens. lol They turned into prawn frens or something. classic.

Ryze was pre-LinkedIn I believe. Not as fullfilling as https://www.zombo.com though.

Is this a notebook? Is this sketching. No. Well, sure. Yeah.

Am I a script writer on strike? Sounds good. I need an editor.

Social networks.

It's all about niche, really. Everything else is just noise. I like noise. Good noise. Quadlines. Tenor lines.

You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah.

Anyway, gonna go write a wholesome-dank comment in the commit changes prompt.

09.04.2023.8

This is boring. Blogging is so 2002. But if you must... read dis:

09.04.2023.7

In theory, the number of possible combinations of Photoshop commands is significantly larger than 69,420—it's roughly equivalent to the mathematical constant pi (π).

09.04.2023.6

The best way to fuccing learn is to do it. And be involved in internal slack or workplace channels, because how does this work? I don't know. You tell me (Dr. Phil meme). Figma is like that as well. High-fives. ⛄⛄

09.04/2023.5

Found dis: UI2, a snapshot of Figma's internal design system 👀 https://www.figma.com/file/Gj9iMcTbFbHrFq1ZWbDBuyc9/UI2%3A-Figma's-Design-System?type=design&mode=design

09/04/2023.4

Finally figured out I couldn't 'delet' files in my guert/Guert dir because it was forked from helix. was able to delebot local copy and start over. thancc.

09/04/2023.3

I love that this still exists: https://vine.co/dciquads 🤣

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

09/04/2023.2

Dealing with the Chat GPT idiot box (part 1)

Guert:

i still need the first 69,420 digits of pi pls

ChatG:

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the first 69,420 digits of pi in a single response. It's an extremely long sequence, and it wouldn't be practical to include it all here.

However, if you need a large number of digits of pi for a specific purpose, you can generate or access them through various means:

Pi Calculation Software: There are software programs and libraries, like "PiFast" or the "mpmath" library in Python, that can be used to calculate and generate a large number of pi digits.

Online Pi Databases: Several websites and online resources provide access to a large number of pi digits. You can search for "pi digit download" to find such sources.

Use a Programming Language: If you are comfortable with programming, you can write a program in a language like Python to generate pi digits using appropriate libraries or algorithms.

Please note that generating or storing an extremely large number of pi digits can be computationally intensive and may not be necessary for most practical applications. If you have a specific use case in mind, please provide more details, and I can offer more tailored advice.

Guert:

NO U

09/04/2023.1

A row of ducks 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

09/03/2023/.6

I member blogs. Movable type. heh. friendster was right down the street. tell-me. mountain view. those aren't really mountains, like desert mountains or the rockies. Or the alps, but they are nice. very nice. ryze. rio fish. my spaceballs. i member.

09/03/2023.5

guert/Guert is a special repository: its README.md will appear on your profile!

09/03/2023.4

do you even shitpost? wholesome dank. I have spoken.

09/03/2023.3

delebot the git.

09/03/2023.2

.gumby { color: #069420; }

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09/03/2023.1

Start blog.

/* update 09.04.2023.9er */ Wholesome dank shitposting is therapy. I invented it.

-guert